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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

meiram posted:

Next they'll cover it in peanut butter and seed and stand outside to feed the birds.

I don't know why this is so goddamned funny to me, but it is.

Um. Have a poorly done tattoo that might not have looked so bad if it was done on a body part other than the foot.


Or maybe she should have just gotten it done at a different shop. That was in their portfolio. The artist is proud of that.

Bored has a new favorite as of 17:02 on Mar 25, 2013

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Assoonasitits posted:

I for sure would want "-Infinity Tattoo-" tattooed on my arm, because it's hilarious and I get to mock people with the infinity symbol tattooed on themselves. But then I'm an idiot for having my tattoo, so...

That's the name of the shop but I get your joke.

Sixgun Strumpet
Feb 17, 2009

Heh, yeah, 'round here I call myself The Enabler. I suspect pretty much everyone wishes they could be me -- I'm kind of a big deal, you see.

THE JORY posted:

I'm guessing the person is a furry?

That was my assumption. I found it without any context.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

IUG posted:

What brand of gram crackers are you eating that are so rubbery?

And so thick?

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Shannonmcn posted:


This obv came from FB, is it a TATTOO GUN?
I just noticed, possibly an 11 year old did this. Wut.

I see a muffler, a connecting rod, part of a control arm, and a skull 'n' crossbones coffee cup. I think they're all on fire.

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.

IUG posted:

What brand of gram crackers are you eating that are so rubbery?

I'm actually more concerned with the fact that they've been placed on top of a condom.

uptown
May 16, 2009
I thought they were saltines...

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
Well, I am sure they are delicious either way. Seriously though, yeah I know it looks silly but I love it and I have a truly tasteless tattoo to call my own.

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wezyap
Jul 29, 2005

A sexually satisfied ninja is less likely to try to kill you.

Bored posted:

...

Or maybe she should have just gotten it done at a different shop. That was in their portfolio. The artist is proud of that.



A mermaid with a fish-face

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".


This was posted on a Facebook page and shared by somebody with whom I went to elementary school. Her comment on it: "Thats awesome!"

I went to elementary school with the worst people.

RazorBunny
May 23, 2007

Sometimes I feel like this.

If I were going to get letters on my fingers like that, I would probably pick some that had more anagram possibilities. It would be like a game of Boggle every day! :downs:

Namenlos
Oct 20, 2010
I knew googling food tattoos would be a "good" idea.









NSFW!

uptown
May 16, 2009
I can't find a picture of it online, but I knew a girl who got bacon tattooed on her labia. "Bacon Bits."

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

wezyap posted:

A mermaid with a fish-face


Yeah. I saw that one too. I think I know where they get their ink, though.

Also, I have no clue what is going on with this one:


It would be awesome if they had this tattooist on Ink Master.

Bored has a new favorite as of 22:20 on Mar 25, 2013

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Is that Little Debbie?

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

hyperhazard posted:

Is that Little Debbie?

Pretty sure it is.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Bored posted:

Also, I have no clue what is going on with this one:


I have been staring at this for a while. The elbows and shoulders suggest it is a jointed doll, and the thing sticking out of her back may be a wind-up key? But then the legs and feet look like some sort of sea creature. She might be half lobster. :psyduck:

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

I think they're supposed to be high heeled shoes but they look more like flippers with a thin tentacle coming off both, so you're on to something there.

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.
/\/\/\/\
I think they're supposed to be stiletto heels, but yes they look very much like lobster claws.

To contribute, I decided to check out some of the local talent.
Yup that's a bird...


Who doesn't want a pirate nipple tiger?



:nws:http://i.imgur.com/OHrk3Qpl.jpg:nws:

And one on their facebook that says "This one not done here. What were they thinking?! lol"

Somebody has a new favorite as of 04:01 on Mar 27, 2013

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug

The worst/best part is that this is a bad copy from this one. NSFW

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Luckyellow posted:

The worst/best part is that this is a bad copy from this one. NSFW

Is the child in a hat Little Debbie?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

StrangersInTheNight posted:

She's looking in two different directions.

Hah I'm clearly overruled so maybe it's not supposed to be an almost-cubist looking weird rear end head? I still like it, though.

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

Does anyone remember the person with NO FUTURE tattooed on their face posted in the last thread?

Surprise, they're wanting a cover up now.

Lord Colby Jack
Sep 7, 2010

Fus Ro Dah


"Deep roots are not reached by the frost"

Sosiz
Nov 8, 2009
lovely and/or misspelled tattoos ahoy






bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

Tank Girl! :woop:




Can't you be more original?



Carry on.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

bunnybean posted:

Tank Girl! :woop:




is it my imagination, or is TG hovering there for no apparent reason?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Choco1980 posted:

is it my imagination, or is TG hovering there for no apparent reason?

Yeah the shadow should connect to her feet otherwise you get that floating effect. It would be an easy fix even if she would still be on her tip-toes.

Tactical Grace
May 1, 2008

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I wonder if this is a Finnish guy? "Kuolema kuittaa univelat" would translate perfectly to "The death pays the sleep debpts" for a Finn who skipped every English class.

Wait, is that cat called Iivari? Maybe these are all Finns.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 08:56 on Mar 27, 2013

W424
Oct 21, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

I wonder if this is a Finnish guy? "Kuolema kuittaa univelat" would translate perfectly to "The death pays the sleep debts" for a Finn who skipped every English class.

That's the first thing I thought too, loving the kitty curtains.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
http://i.imgur.com/CJYphhV.jpg :nws:

Kind of hoping this isn't real, but hey... this is the internet after all

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Lord Colby Jack posted:



"Deep roots are not reached by the frost"

Those roots aren't very deep though.

Multiplesarcasm
Mar 3, 2006

a corduroy explosion.

apsouthern posted:

http://i.imgur.com/CJYphhV.jpg :nws:

Kind of hoping this isn't real, but hey... this is the internet after all

Is it too much to hope this is flash work?

Sosiz
Nov 8, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

I wonder if this is a Finnish guy? "Kuolema kuittaa univelat" would translate perfectly to "The death pays the sleep debpts" for a Finn who skipped every English class.

Wait, is that cat called Iivari? Maybe these are all Finns.

Yeah they are from some guy's facebook page

Cotato
Mar 25, 2002

The Monkey Man posted:

I love French Bulldogs, but this is horrible.



From page 2, this is a boston terrier I believe.

heatherawr
Apr 16, 2011

my boyfriend's cousin got a tattoo. I'm not sure what's going on here.

uptown
May 16, 2009
A sugar skull, crossed pistols, a heart with swords(?), and wings on the pistols. What else do we need for cliche bingo? Some script, maybe "death before dishonour," or maybe a kanji, an infinity knot...

Looking at it again, that thing is supposed to be a sugar skull right?

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

uptown posted:

A sugar skull, crossed pistols, a heart with swords(?), and wings on the pistols. What else do we need for cliche bingo? Some script, maybe "death before dishonour," or maybe a kanji, an infinity knot...

Looking at it again, that thing is supposed to be a sugar skull right?

I prefer to think of it as a massive failure of the hammer/internals/backstrap. That looks like a jet of flame/molten copper and lead coming out of that pistol.

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Gothic Lolita
Jul 26, 2003

Ad astra per alas porci
Is the "But, it's for me" upside down to mock hipster wrist tattoos that are facing the wrong way?

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