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Sorbus posted:
The truly baffling part is that there are a million places on his body that he could tattoo without needing a mirror where he wouldn't look like an idiot, but he chose to tattoo his face.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2013 23:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 15:27 |
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I for sure would want "-Infinity Tattoo-" tattooed on my arm, because it's hilarious and I get to mock people with the infinity symbol tattooed on themselves. But then I'm an idiot for having my tattoo, so...
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 12:21 |
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This was posted on a Facebook page and shared by somebody with whom I went to elementary school. Her comment on it: "Thats awesome!" I went to elementary school with the worst people.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 20:44 |
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Socialized posted:A guy I knew in high school just posted this on facebook: "Do, like, a wolf on my arm that's way awesome and is making the Troll face." Facebook is a tool that is useful for letting me know how awful the people I went to school with are now.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2013 11:34 |
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I was going to get a semi-colon tattoo, but it was going to be small and on my abdomen and I was going to get it because I've had most of my colon removed. Now I can't do that.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 15:00 |
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Did your colon almost kill you? The semi-colon could be a double entendre: It represents the partial colon you have left, but it also represents the colon that almost killed you (but didn't). The colon is the semi colon; your life is the semi-colon that the semi colon left you with. It's a pretty simple explanation. Yes my colon did almost kill me. And technically now I use my small intestine as a bowel so... it still applies, I guess. Spoilered for those of you who don't care about my medical history. /derail
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 20:25 |
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Former classmate. Does this one count? I think it counts, but does it? She's getting something done on her other foot as well. It seems to be well done? I don't know.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2013 02:36 |
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I can think of one regert this person might have now.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2013 16:15 |
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Personally, I think the Prince Albert brings the whole thing to another level.
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# ¿ May 6, 2013 01:19 |
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Krispy Kareem posted:"Can I have child porn tattooed on me forever?" But part of being stupid is doing stupid things, and stupid and racist are not mutually exclusive. She could be both.
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# ¿ May 7, 2013 16:57 |
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Croisquessein posted:
Is there something that precludes it from being both? But if I had to choose one, bad tribal because Yog Sothoth is a way awesome tattoo idea and that is a way terrible tattoo.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2013 02:15 |
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TenKindsOfCrazy posted:Well, this guy for sure: http://bitshare.cm/post/22725807010/cool-or-stupid-converse-all-stars-shoe-tattoo This is terrifyingly well done; I actually thought he had grommets in his feet for a second.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2013 18:18 |
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Seventh Arrow posted:Thighlight More like Cellulight.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2013 17:05 |
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Inspector Zenigata posted:
The lines around his mouth really accentuate just how crooked his face really is and it's incredibly distracting. e: The nose piercing really brings the whole thing together, though.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2013 01:32 |
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hyperhazard posted:So do you carefully put the white face paint around each line, or slather it on and wipe off the parts covering the tattoo? Either way seems like a pain. No, no, he couldn't afford the white ink at the time, and now he'll never be able to because nobody will ever hire him for anything.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2013 18:06 |
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poo poo, I had something for this... e: "Lady and the Tramp-stamp". Assoonasitits has a new favorite as of 14:20 on Jul 24, 2013 |
# ¿ Jul 24, 2013 14:17 |
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skubs posted:A friend of a friend of mine. Is also a Juggalo. poo poo, I had something for this, too. e: Lady and the Tramp-stamp. For reals, though, I'm not sure if this is worse than the Juggalo paint tattoos or not. Like, on the one hand, it's unspeakably awful and was a terrible idea he'll regret if he lives long enough, but on the other hand, he's a Juggalo and could have gotten the paint tattooed on and at least this way you don't know he's a Juggalo to look at him.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2013 02:34 |
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I was thinking that the knot itself wasn't so bad until I looked a little bit (really not much) more closely at the linework and realized that whoever did it probably couldn't draw a straight line with a ruler.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2013 21:41 |
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Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is the pinnacle of un-humour. This tattoo is the pinnacle of un-taste.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2013 22:20 |
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Aerdan posted:This really is a very well-done tattoo and it's easily concealed, which, if it were anywhere other than on the back of his head, would mean I'd be posting it in the Awesome Tattoos thread. If it was somewhere sensible like his back or chest, this tattoo would be loving awesome.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2013 09:20 |
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Fatkraken posted:Huh? It would make no sense if it were placed anywhere else, because it's an optical illusion tattoo that makes his head look like a crazy monkey head. I get that, but what I mean is it's quality artwork, but in a stupid place.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2013 11:37 |
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Shannonmcn posted:Hey there Judge-y McJudgersons, she's allowed bad tattoos without being called a whore. And chest tattoos on women can look badass. Chest tattoos are the breast tattoos.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2013 00:29 |
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Since when does Link wield the Master Sword backhand?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2013 14:26 |
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I wonder if it's supposed to read "Taco Belle".
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 01:57 |
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I wonder if it's supposed to read "Taco Belle".
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 16:24 |
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Much to the artist's credit, he or she got the faces looking perfect when the cellulite wasn't being pulled taut. That takes some serious skill.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2013 22:35 |
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BearJazz posted:I'm not sure why facebook seems to think I know this person, but hey, I get an anime lady liberty with a sick piece out of the deal. I love the juxtaposition of the incredibly overcomplicated calligraphy with the really lovely, bad-perspective drawing of the NY Skyline. It's really just beautiful, it is.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2013 23:10 |
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I love all these tattoos that are just overwrought script with ridiculous spelling errors on the most simple of words. Like "isint" or "limit". These are so hilarious to me.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2013 13:26 |
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Aerdan posted:Another 'gift' from imgur: This is unspeakably funny.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2013 23:28 |
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Art is dead. This tattoo has killed art.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2013 17:48 |
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I don't get it, but I know it's awful. Somebody wanna fill me in on the skinny?
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2013 00:52 |
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Wish I hadn't watched that first video. Wish I had just ignored it and gone on living my life without having seen that.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2013 01:00 |
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I know that there is a lot about this tattoo that bothers me, but the creepy little gimp-hands are simply a bridge too far for me.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2013 00:32 |
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This. I am in tears from this. It looks like it was drawn on with Crayola washable markers by an 8-year-old. With this in mind, I submit that this is the essence of the culture of the south distilled and presented as the stupidest tattoo ever.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 01:34 |
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mustard_tiger posted:Tattoo which gives a whole new meaning to "sexual predator". Is it bad that I thought this was kind of funny? The tits are a nice touch.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 22:27 |
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The End posted:Crossposting from GBS - Idol No More is the proud owner of a fresh pokemon tentacle rape on his forearm Already covered last page. Still horrific.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2013 00:19 |
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Disney funtime! You leave FAS Tinkerbell alone
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 00:33 |
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Gyges posted:Aside from being dumb, aren't horseshoes supposed to always have the opening up so the luck doesn't run out or something? Horseshoes open up when hung above a door, thus "collecting" luck. When they get full, it is said, the horseshoe will flip over, thus pouring out all the stored luck. If you happen to be standing under it when this happens, you are the benefactor of said luck.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 02:15 |
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"Hi, yes, I'd like Luke, Han, Leia and Obi Wan as potato-heads, please."
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 02:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 15:27 |
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Gyges posted:Who has ever done that to show off their awesome wrist tattoos? Well, I don't know about you, but when Freakazoid pretends he's flying he puts his hands above his head with this thumbs together. Given that the reference is to a character who utters that catchphrase when preparing to fly, it makes perfect sense. But is still stupid and horrible.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2013 13:28 |