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Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Sorbus posted:



You can save money if you have 1) a mirror 2) a tattoo machine #lifehacks
One of those things is a dragon :confused:

The truly baffling part is that there are a million places on his body that he could tattoo without needing a mirror where he wouldn't look like an idiot, but he chose to tattoo his face.

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Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

I for sure would want "-Infinity Tattoo-" tattooed on my arm, because it's hilarious and I get to mock people with the infinity symbol tattooed on themselves. But then I'm an idiot for having my tattoo, so...

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".


This was posted on a Facebook page and shared by somebody with whom I went to elementary school. Her comment on it: "Thats awesome!"

I went to elementary school with the worst people.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Socialized posted:

A guy I knew in high school just posted this on facebook:



What's going on with that mouth?

"Do, like, a wolf on my arm that's way awesome and is making the Troll face." Facebook is a tool that is useful for letting me know how awful the people I went to school with are now.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".
I was going to get a semi-colon tattoo, but it was going to be small and on my abdomen and I was going to get it because I've had most of my colon removed. Now I can't do that.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Did your colon almost kill you? The semi-colon could be a double entendre: It represents the partial colon you have left, but it also represents the colon that almost killed you (but didn't). The colon is the semi colon; your life is the semi-colon that the semi colon left you with. It's a pretty simple explanation.

Yes my colon did almost kill me. And technically now I use my small intestine as a bowel so... it still applies, I guess. Spoilered for those of you who don't care about my medical history. /derail

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".
Former classmate. Does this one count? I think it counts, but does it? She's getting something done on her other foot as well.



It seems to be well done? I don't know.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

I can think of one regert this person might have now.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".
Personally, I think the Prince Albert brings the whole thing to another level.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Krispy Kareem posted:

"Can I have child porn tattooed on me forever?"

On the other hand, if she was really racist would she soil her superior alabaster skin with negro imagery? I think we can agree she's just stupid.

But part of being stupid is doing stupid things, and stupid and racist are not mutually exclusive. She could be both.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Croisquessein posted:



Bad tribal or Yog Sothoth?

E: and my boss just got the linework done on a horrible scratchy fairy tattoo, and was surprised when I guessed she had it done by a friend in his house. "But he has an autoclave!"- her defense.

Is there something that precludes it from being both? But if I had to choose one, bad tribal because Yog Sothoth is a way awesome tattoo idea and that is a way terrible tattoo.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

This is terrifyingly well done; I actually thought he had grommets in his feet for a second.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

More like Cellulight.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Inspector Zenigata posted:



It's sad that this kid completely destroyed any chances of being taken at all seriously by 99.99% of people, but it's also funny because he's a moron.

The lines around his mouth really accentuate just how crooked his face really is and it's incredibly distracting.

e: The nose piercing really brings the whole thing together, though.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

hyperhazard posted:

So do you carefully put the white face paint around each line, or slather it on and wipe off the parts covering the tattoo? Either way seems like a pain.

No, no, he couldn't afford the white ink at the time, and now he'll never be able to because nobody will ever hire him for anything.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

poo poo, I had something for this...

e: "Lady and the Tramp-stamp".

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Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

skubs posted:

A friend of a friend of mine. Is also a Juggalo.



poo poo, I had something for this, too.

e: Lady and the Tramp-stamp.

For reals, though, I'm not sure if this is worse than the Juggalo paint tattoos or not. Like, on the one hand, it's unspeakably awful and was a terrible idea he'll regret if he lives long enough, but on the other hand, he's a Juggalo and could have gotten the paint tattooed on and at least this way you don't know he's a Juggalo to look at him.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

I was thinking that the knot itself wasn't so bad until I looked a little bit (really not much) more closely at the linework and realized that whoever did it probably couldn't draw a straight line with a ruler.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is the pinnacle of un-humour. This tattoo is the pinnacle of un-taste.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Aerdan posted:

This really is a very well-done tattoo and it's easily concealed, which, if it were anywhere other than on the back of his head, would mean I'd be posting it in the Awesome Tattoos thread.



e: Having said that, the longer I look at it, the more :magical: it gets.

If it was somewhere sensible like his back or chest, this tattoo would be loving awesome.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Fatkraken posted:

Huh? It would make no sense if it were placed anywhere else, because it's an optical illusion tattoo that makes his head look like a crazy monkey head.

I get that, but what I mean is it's quality artwork, but in a stupid place.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Shannonmcn posted:

Hey there Judge-y McJudgersons, she's allowed bad tattoos without being called a whore. And chest tattoos on women can look badass.

Chest tattoos are the breast tattoos.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".
Since when does Link wield the Master Sword backhand?

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

I wonder if it's supposed to read "Taco Belle".

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

I wonder if it's supposed to read "Taco Belle".

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Much to the artist's credit, he or she got the faces looking perfect when the cellulite wasn't being pulled taut. That takes some serious skill.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

BearJazz posted:

I'm not sure why facebook seems to think I know this person, but hey, I get an anime lady liberty with a sick piece out of the deal.



The sky, after all, is the limile.

I love the juxtaposition of the incredibly overcomplicated calligraphy with the really lovely, bad-perspective drawing of the NY Skyline. It's really just beautiful, it is.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".
I love all these tattoos that are just overwrought script with ridiculous spelling errors on the most simple of words. Like "isint" or "limit". These are so hilarious to me.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Aerdan posted:

Another 'gift' from imgur:



This is unspeakably funny.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Art is dead. This tattoo has killed art.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".
I don't get it, but I know it's awful. Somebody wanna fill me in on the skinny?

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".
Wish I hadn't watched that first video. Wish I had just ignored it and gone on living my life without having seen that. :negative:

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

I know that there is a lot about this tattoo that bothers me, but the creepy little gimp-hands are simply a bridge too far for me.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

This. I am in tears from this. It looks like it was drawn on with Crayola washable markers by an 8-year-old. With this in mind, I submit that this is the essence of the culture of the south distilled and presented as the stupidest tattoo ever.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

mustard_tiger posted:

Tattoo which gives a whole new meaning to "sexual predator".

Is it bad that I thought this was kind of funny? The tits are a nice touch.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

The End posted:

Crossposting from GBS - Idol No More is the proud owner of a fresh pokemon tentacle rape on his forearm

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3517179&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=39#post420581703

Already covered last page. Still horrific.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Disney funtime!

I like everything about the leg anatomy on this one.

You leave FAS Tinkerbell alone :colbert:

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Gyges posted:

Aside from being dumb, aren't horseshoes supposed to always have the opening up so the luck doesn't run out or something?

Horseshoes open up when hung above a door, thus "collecting" luck. When they get full, it is said, the horseshoe will flip over, thus pouring out all the stored luck. If you happen to be standing under it when this happens, you are the benefactor of said luck.
:goonsay:

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

"Hi, yes, I'd like Luke, Han, Leia and Obi Wan as potato-heads, please."

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Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Gyges posted:

Who has ever done that to show off their awesome wrist tattoos?

gently caress, now I really want that to be the truth.

Well, I don't know about you, but when Freakazoid pretends he's flying he puts his hands above his head with this thumbs together. Given that the reference is to a character who utters that catchphrase when preparing to fly, it makes perfect sense. But is still stupid and horrible.

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