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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Sorbus posted:



You can save money if you have 1) a mirror 2) a tattoo machine #lifehacks
One of those things is a dragon :confused:

"No, Dad, I keep telling you! No one's hiring!"

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Truth in advertising.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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A goon must get this as a tattoo.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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That's Isobel Varley, world's most tattooed senior woman. Her story is here: :nws::nms:http://www.isobelvarley.com/:nms::nws: Warning: She has everything tattooed.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Awesome Kristin posted:

That's a dead baby.

All the more reason not to do a poo poo-rear end job.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Stottie Kyek posted:

Weren't fake beauty marks originally bits of black silk cut into shapes and stuck on to cover syphilis scars?

Not quite.

They started as a men's fad in Renaissance England, where they may have been meant to cover smallpox scars. People found them attractive and before long were putting them on to accentuate or enhance their own natural beauty. Made from things like velvet, silk and fur, by the 18h C 'patches' were all the rage. Comedies of the time ridicule people who put on too many, or in the wrong place or shapes.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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maitai posted:

Found this on Facebook



"yes Mom it's what I wanted and it really means a lot to me so shut up HATERZZZ"

The tattoo itself looks defeated.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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El Estrago Bonito posted:

Are those things by the heart supposed to be little skeleton jellyfish? That's what they look like to me, I assume it's some kind of inside joke between the person who got the tattoo and who it's about.

I think they're supposed to be feather skulls.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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For a minute I thought Boba Fett had taken up golf.

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Oct 22, 2008

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Rhythm Cyborg posted:

Her other tattoos look like they were Photoshopped onto her. Or done with crayons. Everything, the colors, the placement... Even the lighting is just off. icccckkkk.

Doesn't he make a habit of doing that? Find a girl, scrawl his name on her, tat her up, then dump her?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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atomikdarling posted:

This woman is a cashier at my local Target! Her tattoos are strikingly bad, but she's always very friendly and sweet. What a shame to find out she's both a Juggalette and a scratcher.

The comments says she's been doing this for 15 years. :psypop:

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Inspector Zenigata posted:



It's sad that this kid completely destroyed any chances of being taken at all seriously by 99.99% of people, but it's also funny because he's a moron.

He's 27.
"Dad, I already told you! Faygo isn't hiring!"

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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She has some chest tattoos, so she doesn't make the best choices.

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Oct 22, 2008

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Say Nothing posted:


So, why the long face?

Why would you want the Allstate guy on you? He only shows up for disasters or problems, just like Mayhem does.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Someone has woman issues.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 16:05 on Dec 9, 2013

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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unpronounceable posted:

Accurate != Good



The tragedy never ends. Or should that be 'tradgey'?

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