According to PornMD, the only thing the US loves more than teens is milfs.

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it is: Aug 19, 2011

Slightly

While PornMD is a porn site, the web page in the link doesn't contain any actual porn
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search

Let's use this as an opportunity to educate each other about our cultures. For instance:

Why is shiny(gay) the fifth most common search term in Iraq?
And why is coat(gay) the first most common search term in Vietnam?
And why do Ukrainian gays love raincoats so much?

And what the hell, Lebanon?

Lebanon posted:

sleeping girl
masturbation
futunaria
poo poo orgy
arab
shemale
teen
big legs(gay)
lebanese
hairy arab

Also, since every single person in the thread seems confused about it, "straight (gay)" is porn with "straight-acting" gay guys and the premise is that these people are into girls and they're being "converted" for the video.

it is fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2013 around 23:54

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# ? May 19, 2013 20:13

dogs named Charlie: Apr 5, 2009

The south must love black people.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:04

concerned mom: Apr 22, 2003

it is posted:

Why is shiny(gay) the fifth most common search term in Iraq?

And what the hell, Lebanon?

Army..

it is posted:

And why is coat(gay) the first most common search term in Vietnam?

Army..

it is posted:

And why do Ukrainian gays love raincoats so much?

Army.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:05

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Do I want to google just what "futunaria" is? Being so close to some other...questionable porn terms, I'm scared to.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:06

Tesla Was Robbed: Oct 4, 2002; I AM A LIAR

Venezuela is hilarious. Gay, gay, gay, nina hartley and Mason Storm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjNMF5SQkXs

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:07

SymfonyMan: Jul 13, 2001; Back in action!

How strange, the deep south USA mostly has ebony as their top choice and yet have a lot of back hill racists. So secretly the south loves black people but don't want to admit it to their black hating (but secretly loving) friends? What the gently caress south?

EDIT: Romania depressingly has mom and son as both the one slot and five. That's not a euphemism.

SymfonyMan fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2013 around 20:13

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:08

Sosiz: Nov 8, 2009; Just nuke it.

Aren't Alabama and Mississippi considered to be highly conservative redneck states? The first one in Alabama is Ebony, as is in Mississippi and second one in Mississippi is Black (gay).
Also Kentucky's "free gay porn (gay)".

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:09

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

We Minnesotans have rather mundane porn search habits. That is a good thing. I think.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:10

it is: Aug 19, 2011

Tesla Was Robbed posted:

Venezuela is hilarious. Gay, gay, gay, nina hartley and Mason Storm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjNMF5SQkXs

6, 8, and 9 are old, grandpas, and mature. They've got their tastes figured out.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:10

der juicen: Aug 11, 2005; God looked down and said "I must handicap that gamer, for no man may game better than I."

... but it only made me more powerful. Now I need but one hand to out-game a g

The deep South still has a large African American population.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:11

Smoking Crow: Feb 13, 2012; So French, So Clean

Cambodians sure do love their gay Korean porn.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:16

SymfonyMan: Jul 13, 2001; Back in action!

der juicen posted:

The deep South still has a large African American population.

Yeah you are right; if you look up a population map it pretty much matches the North Carolina porn line all the way down to Louisiana exactly.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:16

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010

Israel is really into "prostate" porn. I didn't even know that was a thing.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:19

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

Sosiz posted:

Aren't Alabama and Mississippi considered to be highly conservative redneck states? The first one in Alabama is Ebony, as is in Mississippi and second one in Mississippi is Black (gay).
Also Kentucky's "free gay porn (gay)".

Not just those states: North/South Carolina, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, and Maryland all have ebony as the #1 search result.

According to This Wikipedia Page, those states tend to have the highest African American ancestry. So it's not just a bunch of Good Ol White Boys lusting for their ebony porn.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:19

Young Freud: Nov 25, 2006; My old avatar sucked anyway.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Do I want to google just what "futunaria" is? Being so close to some other...questionable porn terms, I'm scared to.

"Futanaria" are videos from a site where they have girls with giant fake dicks, just like in my animes.

It's a sister site of Mastasia, where they have girls with giant fake, foam-rubber tits. Occasionally, on Futanaria, they have both.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:21

Hieronymous Alloy: Jan 30, 2009

"Raincoat" is a euphemism for condom, so that may be it.

A google search for "futunaria" (I took the risk) gives the result "Hot girls with huge dicks" so I imagine that's it.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:22

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

Young Freud posted:

"Futanaria" are videos from a site where they have girls with giant fake dicks, just like in my animes.

It's a sister site of Mastasia, where they have girls with giant fake, foam-rubber tits. Occasionally, on Futanaria, they have both.

What's the phrase? If it can be thought of, there's a porn for it?

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:23

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009

Iceland posted:

#1 American native (gay)

That's... oddly specific.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:24

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Are there any straight people in Chile?

e: 4. Homeless (gay) is a bit concerning

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:24

swatjr: Jan 28, 2009

Finland apparently likes the old ladies. 1 granny 2 mature.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:25

Young Freud: Nov 25, 2006; My old avatar sucked anyway.

Apparently, India can't get enough of Sunny Leone and Lisa Ann. That and Indian celebrity sex tapes.

Edit: Oh wow, Vietnam searching for Traci Lords. I guess they got a peak of her during the '80s before being isolated and never got over here.

Young Freud fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2013 around 20:29

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:26

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

South Africa is really quite a sight to behold:

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:28

Sosiz: Nov 8, 2009; Just nuke it.

CactusWeasle posted:

Are there any straight people in Chile?

e: 4. Homeless (gay) is a bit concerning

There certainly aren't in Peru

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:28

Megaspel: Mar 12, 2007; kodie.me
That's me

I like how most countries' top search is for their own nationality, apart from China, where they all love Japanese porn for some reason.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:29

The_Franz: Aug 8, 2003

Hentai quickly moves up the list as you get closer to California. Also the number one topic in Romania is "Mom and son" and "making GBS threads" made the list at #10 in South Korea.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:29

FISTS CURE WOMEN: Dec 18, 2003; Even today, my nipples still have the orange peel texture

johnny sack posted:

Not just those states: North/South Carolina, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, and Maryland all have ebony as the #1 search result.

According to This Wikipedia Page, those states tend to have the highest African American ancestry. So it's not just a bunch of Good Ol White Boys lusting for their ebony porn.

This just in, GBS learns that black people also live in the south!

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:30

Requested_Username: Nov 27, 2007; Fuck you, got Midas

Kentucky definitely wins.

Free gay porn (gay)

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:31

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

Megaspel posted:

I like how most countries' top search is for their own nationality, apart from China, where they all love Japanese porn for some reason.

There's a whole lot of masturbatory xenophobia going on. Seven out of Japan's top ten relate to Japan, plus the obligatory "hentai" search.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:32

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Aw, son of a bitch!

I went straight to Japan and, honestly, it's pretty tame. Just a mix of gay and straight "japanese" and "japan" search terms with hentai at #7 and I am not Googling "glossmen (gay)" because I know better.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:32

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009

FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

This just in, GBS learns that black people also live in the south!

I thought the Confederacy turned blacks into soap during WW1??

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:33

Pon de Bundy: Dec 29, 2006; Can't post for 30 hours!

What the gently caress Turkey, what the gently caress.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:33

Requested_Username: Nov 27, 2007; Fuck you, got Midas

Hahaha Australia keeping the stereotypes alive with #1: 'aussie (gay)'

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:33

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

This just in, GBS learns that black people also live in the south!

Good thing we have you here to clear everything up for us all.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:34

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Aw, son of a bitch!

Also, #10 in California has me confused with "straight (gay)".

So, does that mean straight people in gay porn or I don't know.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:35

Young Freud: Nov 25, 2006; My old avatar sucked anyway.

Intrusive Thoughts posted:

I went straight to Japan and, honestly, it's pretty tame. Just a mix of gay and straight "japanese" and "japan" search terms with hentai at #7 and I am not Googling "glossmen (gay)" because I know better.

Korean porn searchers like incest porn and scat play, so I thin they probably knock the Japanese out of the running for Asia's goddamn weirdest sex perverts.

Intrusive Thoughts posted:

Also, #10 in California has me confused with "straight (gay)".

So, does that mean straight people in gay porn or I don't know.

I want to say the porn scenario a straight guy being coerced or bribed into gay things. It's the equivalent of the Bang Bus bribing some "inexperienced virgin" to have sex.

Young Freud fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2013 around 20:37

# ? Mar 14, 2013 20:35