Impact Wrestling is a deck full of Aces & 8s for 3/14/13

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CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

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Tonight, March 14, “IMPACT WRESTLING” will be LIVE on SpikeTV as we return to Chicago and the Sears Centre Arena on March 14. Chicago’s Sears Centre Arena was home to “Bound For Glory 2008” setting, at the time, the highest TNA attendance record.

- Thursday's huge IMPACT will feature the aftermath of the Lockdown event! Tune in for footage and news as the fallout continues on SpikeTV!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfyOv-7vaQ

- Not only did Bully Ray win the World Heavyweight Championship in the main event at Lockdown, but he shocked the wrestling world by revealing he was the President of the Aces and 8s all along! The new World Champion - along with his Aces and 8s - will be at Thursday's LIVE IMPACT! How will Hulk Hogan and his daughter Brooke react to what happened? Will Bully Ray and The Aces have hell to pay on Thursday - or are they about to completely dominate TNA and IMPACT WRESTLING?

- Team TNA was triumphant in the Lethal Lockdown match, as Sting led his warriors in a win over The Aces and 8s - but with Bully Ray now champion, the Aces are stronger than ever!

- Plus, Thursday's LIVE IMPACT will feature the return of AJ Styles! The question is, what will AJ say to the wrestling world after his recent disappearance? What does his future hold - and what is the story behind the recent footage captured by TNA cameras?

All this and much more on SpikeTV! Tickets are on sale at the Sears Centre Arena box office and at http://www.searscentre.com. (Doors will open on Thursday, March 14 at 6 p.m. and bell time at 7 p.m.)

On the road full-time now! Let's see what happens.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 23:47

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# ? May 18, 2013 10:40

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009; Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!

I'm quite looking forward to this Impact, actually. I'm really interested in seeing how the Chicago crowd plays out and what the fallout from the end of the pay-per-view is.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 23:52

Jack Krauser: May 23, 2006; CM PUNK HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE WWE URNIVERSE

Yay it's impact. I want to feel better though, so I don't know if I should.

Also why do I still not have Spike in HD it's 2013 for crying out loud.

Jack Krauser fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2013 around 23:57

# ? Mar 14, 2013 23:55

Sweeney Tom: Aug 9, 2012; The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

That was a lot of trash thrown.

# ? Mar 14, 2013 23:58

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

Sweeney Tom posted:

That was a lot of trash thrown.

I was there in person, and it didn't seem like much there.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:00

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012

I missed the past few weeks of TNA because of work and I come back to Evil Mastermind Bully Ray? I'd say this is a shocking turn but well, it's Bully Ray.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:03

savinhill: Mar 28, 2010

I love AJ's new hobo picture

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:03

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; It's always Heath's fault.

All of the sudden, vacuuming my room doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:04

Sweeney Tom: Aug 9, 2012; The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

Off to a great start (Chavo and Hernandez getting beat up, not winning the tag belts)

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:05

savinhill: Mar 28, 2010

This Aces and 8s leadoff already feels so much more interesting just from them having an actual member that matters

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:06

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009; Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!

someone always says it, but it always feels so much more major league when they're out of the Impact Zone.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:08

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

SAMCRO hoodie in the crowd

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:09

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003; Emergency induction port.

His beard looks bad.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:09

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009; Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!

I got a good feeling about this Chicago crowd

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:09

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003; Emergency induction port.

9 months Jesus Christ

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:10

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; It's always Heath's fault.

Codependent Poster posted:

9 months Jesus Christ

How old would Claire Lynch's phenomenal baby be by now?

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:11

savinhill: Mar 28, 2010

Bully getting actual heat, nice to see in this day and age

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:11

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

You'll neeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeer walk uhhhhhh-lone!

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:13

bow chicka wow wow: Nov 9, 2008

Fuckin Liverpool supporters

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:13

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?

Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

Sting you should be used to this by now

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:14

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009; Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!

that was a lot of expositional dialogue sting said to no one in particular

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:14

Sweeney Tom: Aug 9, 2012; The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

It's OK, Sting. Maybe before you retire, somebody you trust will actually be worth trusting and not hurt you in the end

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:15

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; "Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"

God of War commercial is the worst.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:16

Jack Krauser: May 23, 2006; CM PUNK HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE WWE URNIVERSE

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

God of War commercial is the worst.

Disagree, that Buffalo Wild Wings is worse. Also these loving "common sense" commercials from my Cable company.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:17

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; "Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"

Jack Krauser posted:

Disagree, that Buffalo Wild Wings is worse. Also these loving "common sense" commercials from my Cable company.

That said, this Cenegenics commercial with jacked old men? Awesome.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:18

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

That said, this Cenegenics commercial with jacked old men? Awesome.

Does Cenegenics involve Cena?

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:19

Jack Krauser: May 23, 2006; CM PUNK HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE WWE URNIVERSE

Technical difficulties!

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:19

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; "Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"

I really like the Impact set on the road.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:20

Jack Krauser: May 23, 2006; CM PUNK HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE WWE URNIVERSE

So Tarryn is on probation? What does that mean when she's still doing her job?

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:20

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

Jack Krauser posted:

So Tarryn is on probation? What does that mean when she's still doing her job?

I think it's like probation for prisoners.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:21

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; "Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"

Jack Krauser posted:

So Tarryn is on probation? What does that mean when she's still doing her job?

Probably not paying her to referee until her suspension is over.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:22

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009; Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!

the only good thing about Taz being heel is that I don't have to hear "let the pigeons loose" anymore

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:22

Renaissance Spam: Jun 5, 2010; Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*

I would have thought the true definition of "Wild Wild West" was a James Bond knockoff with cowboys...

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:23

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; "Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"

Cardboard Box posted:

the only good thing about Taz being heel is that I don't have to hear "let the pigeons loose" anymore

I'll take pigeons over him constantly saying Kennelly and Tenay are not making sense when they are making sense and never when they aren't.

Taz is the worst.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:23

Sweeney Tom: Aug 9, 2012; The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

Hahha, dragging her over 2 feet to the wrong corner

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:23

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

New X-Division rules:

-No RVD

That is all.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:23

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009; Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

I'll take pigeons over him constantly saying Kennelly and Tenay are not making sense when they are making sense and never when they aren't.

Taz is the worst.

he was doing that with kennelly before he turned heel

Sweeney Tom posted:

Hahha, dragging her over 2 feet to the wrong corner

velvet sky is so loving abysmal lmao

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:24

Jack Krauser: May 23, 2006; CM PUNK HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE WWE URNIVERSE

Now time for your gears of war breaking news.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:24

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; "Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"

CaptainYesterday posted:

New X-Division rules:

-No RVD

That is all.

Sounds good to me.

"No Limits Except One Limit: RVD"

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:25

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# ? May 18, 2013 10:40

Roman Herbom: Aug 2, 2006; The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't

Sweeney Tom posted:

Hahha, dragging her over 2 feet to the wrong corner

Hahaha yeah that was great.

# ? Mar 15, 2013 00:25

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