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...the kind of absolutely crazy stories that if they didn't happen to you, you wouldn't believe they really happened. I've had all kinds of crazy bullshit happen to me over the years, but I'd like to kick things off with a relatively recent happening... I still struggle to believe it but I do have the scars and scratches to prove it really happened. So: About a year ago I babysat a cat for a few weeks. He was a male cat and wasn't desexed, and was just coming up on sexual maturity.... Naturally he wanted to gently caress everything, and I do mean everything. Anyway, ridiculous as it sounds, that's not the real story. The real ridiculous story is that every time I tried to take a number 2, the cat went mental... fully on needing to be physically restrained, trying to jump into the toilet mental. I had to put him outside on the balcony for a good hour after I did a number 2, because otherwise for reasons I still don't understand the smell drove him crazy.... and even more disturbingly made him horny. Weird loving cat.
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...Huh.
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Did you play red rocket with him?
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I was talking to my homie Dancehall in South Bronx, heard this MC at a party last weekend, burned it down, naturally, but kid was selling CDs out of his trunk, and when Dancehall looked to see what his name was, he blacked out and had an intense memory of being hungry as a child in a cold schoolbus while wearing wool shirts??? He snapped out of it and the MC was standing above him, saying "yeah sorry dude, my name be that specific memory" I heard he sent his demo to Sony and everyone was just crying and sh*t when they tried to read the label. Secretary got a really bad rash and had to go to a hospital in Denver.
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I had an imaginary friend named Bob, and he had an imaginary girlfriend named Doris. One day Bob found us fooling around and he hit me. I yelled "You're not my friend anymore!" and he screamed and disappeared. Later Doris and I were arguing and I said "Remember what happened to Bob". So she shut up an got undressed. So now things are fine, only someone has been scratching the paint on my imaginary Miata. I seriously wonder if it's Bob. I don't know if that's possible.
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BBB Complaint against one Favela Flav:
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One time I was like "WHUUUUUT" and they were like "Sshheeeeeiiiiiiit." loving crazy.
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skog posted:I was talking to my homie Dancehall in South Bronx, heard this MC at a party last weekend, burned it down, naturally, but kid was selling CDs out of his trunk, and when Dancehall looked to see what his name was, he blacked out and had an intense memory of being hungry as a child in a cold schoolbus while wearing wool shirts??? He snapped out of it and the MC was standing above him, saying "yeah sorry dude, my name be that specific memory" I heard he sent his demo to Sony and everyone was just crying and sh*t when they tried to read the label. Secretary got a really bad rash and had to go to a hospital in Denver. I think this was a star trek episode.
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bunnybean posted:BBB Complaint against one Favela Flav: Oh poo poo, they're onto me! In highschool, I had a friend who turned out to be gay and he got really drunk and came out to me by accident instead of his best friend, and I thought he was BSing me so I called him a bullshit artist, and then he cried and we hugged. He said he was crying because his braces hurt, but he was just sad and relieved... and drunk. True story. Lonely Virgil posted:Did you play red rocket with him? What is red rocket? I'd google it but I'm afraid of the results I might get.
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Go to southpark.com and search for red rocket.
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HighClassSwankyTime posted:Go to southpark.com and search for red rocket. I can't because america hates freedom. It's blocked in the rest of the free world and I don't have a VPN 
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Favela Flav posted:I can't because america hates freedom. It's blocked in the rest of the free world and I don't have a VPN
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Favela Flav posted:...the kind of absolutely crazy stories that if they didn't happen to you, you wouldn't believe they really happened. why didn't you just close the toilet lid?
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I once paid real life monies to join an internet forum. For the most part, the entertainment value over the years has been a sound investment. Now and then a thread like this shows up, though, and the idea that I've spent money to read it seems utterly ridiculous indeed.
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One time I went to the washroom for what I thought was a dissatisfyingly small poop, but it turned out to be the size of a small child's arm.
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I bought a sweater that I really liked but when I washed it it got really small and now I can't wear it anymore because it looks silly
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