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A kind soul just pointed this thread out to me. I have an ongoing photography project which is specifically in response to foodporn, and the fetishization of food through glamour photography. Here are a few of my favorites:  Pastrami and Beet Greens on Jewish Rye.  Americana.  Fresh Picked Chanterelles on 3 Wendy's Hamburgers.  Pizza Aioli Sammich. 
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Thwack! posted:Have you ever had a friend that loved putting ketchup in everything? Uhhh....ketchup on spaghetti is my guiltiest pleasure and I will never give it up.  We don't really have any weird cultural delicacies where I live...I mean, some people find poutine gross but that's it.
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Mar 21, 2013 22:35
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eithedog posted:I also get strange looks when I bring pancakes filled with ham & cheese, or pâté, or even white sweet cheese - in UK pancakes are eaten only with jam and any other combination is blasphemy (at least in my parts). My brother however would have eaten pancakes with vegeta or mustard. It depends, in some areas savoury pancakes are quite common - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oatcake North Staffs oatcakes are really nice for breakfast, done under the grill with some ham and cheese then rolled up.
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Reichstag posted:A kind soul just pointed this thread out to me. I have an ongoing photography project which is specifically in response to foodporn, and the fetishization of food through glamour photography. I love this one and would hang it up in my kitchen. Great colors.
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Mar 21, 2013 22:45
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Reichstag posted:Here are a few of my favorites: I've always liked this one: 
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Mar 21, 2013 23:21
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gently caress protein, eating insects just isn't worth it. gently caress seafood too, it all tastes horribly fishy.
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Mar 22, 2013 04:57
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NiffStipples posted:
You're crazy. Ketchup goes great on almost anything.
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Mar 22, 2013 05:03
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Reichstag posted:
Nothing makes me sadder than eating a hot dog on regular sliced bread.
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Mar 22, 2013 05:03
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Grilled cheese, peanut butter, banana and sweet chili sauce sandwich. One of the best foods I ever had.
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Mar 22, 2013 05:08
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Captain Lavender posted:Nothing makes me sadder than eating a hot dog on regular sliced bread. America.
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Mar 22, 2013 05:10
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Captain Lavender posted:Nothing makes me sadder than eating a hot dog on regular sliced bread. Then maybe they shouldn't only put 8 loving buns in a package when there's 10 goddamn dogs.
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Mar 22, 2013 05:53
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b0nes posted:Grilled cheese, peanut butter, banana and sweet chili sauce sandwich. One of the best foods I ever had. Hey rear end in a top hat, it's supposed to be poo poo you'd never eat, not delicious poo poo that killed Elvis 
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Mar 22, 2013 06:26
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 Black forest Ham, pulled Pork, and hummus. 
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Mar 22, 2013 06:37
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Geektox posted:
That looks like a facehugger, only deadlier 
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Mar 22, 2013 06:39
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Geektox posted:
My God, it looks like Star Jones sat on a garbage plate
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Mar 22, 2013 07:22
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I ate hotdogs on bread as a kid because the buns were too expensive.  Also, I will never stop eating Kraft Dinner with ketchup and sliced hotdogs. Sometimes we add chili powder when we're feeling adventurous.
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Mar 22, 2013 07:38
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Picnic Princess posted:Also, I will never stop eating Kraft Dinner with ketchup and sliced hotdogs. That's my poo poo.
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Mar 22, 2013 07:39
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^ Wutup new best friends. Kraft mac n Cheese, ketchup, and cut up hot dogs is my jam.
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Mar 22, 2013 07:56
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I've read through the thread and I don't recall it being called out, but when it comes to the menstrual blood cookie thing? I'm almost certain it's fake. Blood can't really be cooked into a pastry, cake or bread in the way that was shown there since it tends to curdle, and I can't find any link to how to make it/any other person attempting it. Anyone have anything that proves this is a real thing?
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Mar 22, 2013 07:58
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Picnic Princess posted:I ate hotdogs on bread as a kid because the buns were too expensive. I've known people who were raised this was and I never really understood it. A pack of hotdog rolls is like 99 cents for the cheapest brands. Who the gently caress can't spend a dollar towards hotdogs they've already purchased? that's just insane penny pinching.
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Mar 22, 2013 08:01
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Aesop Poprock posted:I've known people who were raised this was and I never really understood it. A pack of hotdog rolls is like 99 cents for the cheapest brands. Who the gently caress can't spend a dollar towards hotdogs they've already purchased? that's just insane penny pinching. Loaf of multi-use bread vs. buns. Also, the key element to a hot dog ketchup craft dinner is to fry the hot dogs with garlic.
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Mar 22, 2013 08:04
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Captain Lavender posted:Nothing makes me sadder than eating a hot dog on regular sliced bread. On a related note, burgers or sausages in a wrap. A friend told me I was insane for doing it, but he's wrong. He was wrong about using toast for sausage sandwiches too. I think he's just wrong about food in general, and for that, I pity him.
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Mar 22, 2013 08:21
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Aesop Poprock posted:I've known people who were raised this was and I never really understood it. A pack of hotdog rolls is like 99 cents for the cheapest brands. Who the gently caress can't spend a dollar towards hotdogs they've already purchased? that's just insane penny pinching. Single mom working barely above minimum wage in a lovely rural prairie town raising 2 kids. Spending that money on 6-8 servings is over-spending if you could spend the same amount on 20+ servings of bread slices instead. Anyway, I eat cheese-filled barbequed smokies on hoagie buns these days if I feel like a "hotdog". Middle-class DINK relationships rule!
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Mar 22, 2013 08:36
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Farecoal posted:gently caress seafood too, it all tastes horribly fishy. Come to downtown LA and have some sushi, then go find some seared ahi loin. I have a rule not to eat seafood east of I-5.
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Mar 22, 2013 08:42
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coronatae posted:That's Italian. That reminds me of a wonderful article from the equally wonderful Steve, Don't Eat It! series.
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Mar 22, 2013 09:34
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Ariong posted:That reminds me of a wonderful article from the equally wonderful Steve, Don't Eat It! series. Steve got posted last page, but that's okay. That series of articles will never cease to entertain me.  My weird food is jellyfish. I've had it a few times at Japanese and Chinese restaurants. It doesn't really taste like anything other than the sauce they cook it in, and it has a weird chewy texture that most people I know hate. It's mostly enjoyable because eating it freaks other people out. I ordered some while out to dinner with friends of the family, and one of the guys wouldn't even let me put the leftovers in the same bag at the other food. Like his food might get jellyfish cooties from being near it, or something.
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Mar 22, 2013 11:07
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FedoraDefender420 posted:Nothing wrong with honey ants, I'm in the wrong area for the grubs though. Seriously, Who the gently caress posed a can of Vaginal Backwash with a pie floater?
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Mar 22, 2013 11:20
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For all you sushi purists out there, I present to you the spam musubi: It's like a mutant nigiri piece, and despite my better judgement, it's drat tasty, especially if there's teriyaki sauce/glaze between the spam and the rice.
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Mar 22, 2013 11:31
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Aesop Poprock posted:I've read through the thread and I don't recall it being called out, but when it comes to the menstrual blood cookie thing? I'm almost certain it's fake. Blood can't really be cooked into a pastry, cake or bread in the way that was shown there since it tends to curdle, and I can't find any link to how to make it/any other person attempting it. Anyone have anything that proves this is a real thing? Yeah I was thinking about that too. The colour is also completely wrong, cooked blood is more or less black. I guess she could have used a shitload of food colouring but even then it'd be darker or there's hardly any blood there.
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NLJP posted:Yeah I was thinking about that too. The colour is also completely wrong, cooked blood is more or less black. I guess she could have used a shitload of food colouring but even then it'd be darker or there's hardly any blood there. People called her out on it, but then she claimed that she only used just a little of blood mixed with food coloring. It's all bullshit.
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madlilnerd posted:For all you sushi purists out there, I present to you the spam musubi: Hell yes, these are amazing. Very much a Hawaii food, 7/11 sells them there. Other Hawaii things that are weird or weird looking Poi:  This is mashed up Taro root and I find it pretty gross tasting (and the glue like texture) but it was a staple food in Hawaii for a long time so it's still almost everywhere there. Loco Moco:  This looks pretty terrible but is probably the best drat breakfast around. White rice. Throw some brown gravy on that poo poo. Hamburger patty, throw a little more gravy if you want. Drop a runny fried egg on top and then more gravy. It's the best pre-anything breakfast and will you keep full for a really long time.
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Is the gravy is the same Chinese take outs places put on Egg Foo Young? Because it looks like it, and I loving love that gravy.
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Aesop Poprock posted:I've read through the thread and I don't recall it being called out, but when it comes to the menstrual blood cookie thing? I'm almost certain it's fake. Blood can't really be cooked into a pastry, cake or bread in the way that was shown there since it tends to curdle, and I can't find any link to how to make it/any other person attempting it. Anyone have anything that proves this is a real thing? All's I can say is I reblogged it from the original post onto my own tumblr sometime last year (yeah you knew this poo poo originated on tumblr) with a comment saying exactly that, and the chick who "made" them responded seriously in like two hours saying SHE SUPER SO DID, I BET YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT BAKING WITH BLOOD 
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Mar 23, 2013 03:51
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Anything from here, http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/
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Mar 23, 2013 06:43
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I've known a fair number of women who have cooked with menstrual blood -- they usually only use a fairly small amount because they want to make the person who eats it fall in love with them. The whole idea is that the victim doesn't know they are eating it.
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Mar 23, 2013 06:56
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Konar posted:Loco Moco: This is basically what a lot of my favorite breakfasts end up being, minus the gravy. Gonna try gravy next time.
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Konar posted:
I've never had poi, but I really like taro flavored bubble tea and ice cream.  This stuff is pretty much the sorriest excuse for food you can come across this side of starving hatians eating mud cakes.
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Just in case anyone is unfamiliar, that is beef fat, and the white chunks are congealed beef fat, from a fantastic thread about the evils of carbs and how a slice of bread will cause irreparable damage.
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b0nes posted:You're crazy. Ketchup goes great on almost anything. Except a lot of times ketchup will overpower the flavor of what you're eating. So you're really just tasting ketchup.
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