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Partly inspired by the bachelor threads, partly inspired by tumbler, this is a thread where you post the most vile food that people seem to actually eat and enjoy. The last part is the most important part. Don't post a picture of, say, a decomposed raccoon being eaten by a schizophrenic homeless man. This is for people who think that this poo poo is delicious: Chocolate chip grilled cheese   No this is not a photoshop, that's a real product you can buy   Cheetos chicken   You can include recipes/list of ingredients but only with a picture of the final product Slow-cooker Reuben dip quote:Ingredients 
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Delicious cupcakes   Smoked salmon cupcake  Sauerkraut cupcakes  Spam   Avocado and finally, pickles & ice cream cupcake  
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Mar 19, 2013 17:31
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Desperado Bones posted:
If that's your worst culinary sin, you're alright. And yeah I don't get eating mayo like that it's just gross. Mayo should at most be very lightly spread, and even then rarely. The White Trashest of condiments. content: Chocolate pasta with pumpkin and goat cheese. WHY  Bacon and bourbon  brownies Mac & Cheese sausages  Doritos rice crispies treats 
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Mar 19, 2013 17:39
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I wish there was an emoticon between ,  and fakedit: ^^^thread title right there Also, why the gently caress do people gently caress with cupcakes so much    Popcorn soup  Assorted meat jelly  Pizza in a can 
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Mar 19, 2013 17:54
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quote:The age of the egg before it can be cooked is a matter of local preference. In the Philippines, the ideal balut is 17 days old, at which point it is said to be balut sa puti ("wrapped in white"). The chick inside is not old enough to show its beak, feathers or claws, and the bones are undeveloped. The Vietnamese often prefer their balut mature from 19 days up to 21 days, when the chick is old enough to be recognizable as a baby duck and has bones that will be firm but tender when cooked. 
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Mar 19, 2013 17:57
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cookies & cream popcorn with melted white chocolate topping nestle crunch bacon-raspberry panini  yes this is exactly what it looks like  Potato Candy. (Mashed potatoes, a pound of sugar, and peanut butter.)  Cauliflower Chocolate Protein Fluff 
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Mar 19, 2013 18:10
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I think we've reached apex goonfood 
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Mar 19, 2013 18:15
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Thwack! posted:
Putting ketchup on plain rice on its own is about as trailer trash as it goes
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Mar 19, 2013 21:45
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rodbeard posted:Oh god the disambiguation page suggests Salo: 120 days of Sodom. Wikipedia wants to know if you'r looking for a brick of solid fat or 2 hours of violent pornography. or a night with both
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Mar 19, 2013 22:43
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Kaethela posted:What the hell is in that? Food that feeds drunken snow trash. Someone up there one day drank about 40 beers, and decided that he wanted some cheese and gravy on his french fries, and dump lots of salt on it too Disgusting.
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Mar 19, 2013 23:08
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DarkHamsterlord posted:Oh man, these cookies sure do look delicious, like red velvet or something. ok I don't think this will be topped what the gently caress
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Mar 20, 2013 00:01
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VogeGandire posted:I'm quoting this on the other side of menstrual blood cookies. Poutine all day errrr'day theironjef posted:This bugs me because 1) it's just a cutesy way of making a little casserole, and 2) That is a got-damned jar. Yeah that is clearly a jar, you'll have to excuse my brain going on overdose. And no it's not a cutesy way to make a little casserole, that's a loving pizza in a jar and that's gross
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Mar 20, 2013 00:05
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Tytan posted:Here's a treat from Cambodia - fried tarantulas: The nightmares madlilnerd posted:A crab is just as gross as a spider. I think I'd rather eat the spider. ... WHY
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Mar 21, 2013 17:18
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Geektox posted:
That looks like a facehugger, only deadlier
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Mar 22, 2013 06:39
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People, don't just post a picture without an accurate description unless it's 100% self-evident. You want people to try and guess what it is? We have this feature called spoiler tags.
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Mar 24, 2013 17:49
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Bad Roy posted:I need to try poutine. Does anyone know anywhere in London (UK) you can get it? Apparently the best poutine is London is made by... Gordon loving Ramsay  http://poutinepundit.wordpress.com/2011/11/09/gordon-ramsay-poutine/ I might have to rethink about poutine if Gordon loving Ramsay serves it in one of his pubs.
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Mar 25, 2013 22:53
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Farecoal posted:I'm not a big fan of cheese. Yeah, I have to echo the 'what the gently caress'. Not liking cheese? Cheese is one of the greatest pleasures in this world. A fine cheese, a cup of wine and a baguette and you've got a loving gourmet meal. Now I can understand if the only 'cheese' you've ever eaten is the yellow cardboard slices, heavily processed, kraft or velveeta bullshit, but just cheese period? I'd seriously eat some every day if I didn't care about staying fit.
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Mar 25, 2013 22:56
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Agent355 posted:What is this? Dutch poutine? Looks delicious. How do you look at this and think it looks delicious? That gravy looks like after-burrito diarrhea with a huge dollop of mayo on the side I mean I understand if someone's had the meal and seeing a picture wakes up some memory of the taste or whatever, but that picture is horrifying. edit: peanut sauce mixed with mayo? jesus christ. unpronounceable posted:This, though, doesn't even look ugly. In fact, it looks relatively nice, if a bit plain. It looks like a coated deep fried ball of tomato rice or something. If I had more experience deep frying, I'd try making it myself. Exactly, this actually looks delicious and does not deserve to be in this thread. It's the 'Anti-Food Porn Thread', not 'Well my regional cuisine might suck sometimes but these dishes are delicious  ' Thread)
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Apr 2, 2013 20:44
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DreamingApe posted:Sometimes i can't figure out if this is the PYF fastfood thread or the anti-foodporn thread. There's oodles of stuff that is rank to look at that might actually be tasty and sometimes you get stuff like hollowed out seal with rotting birds. But stuff like patatje Oorlog or Bamiballen, Nasischijven, loempia's, fritten met stoof, kapsalon, kipcorns and the rest of the content of an avereage dutch fastfood joint isn't really anti-foodporn: it's late night grub after having a few pints. It's supposed to be pictures of food that are either extremely gross-looking (even if they might taste good), or pictures of food that might look pretty but become absolutely mindblowing disgusting when you discover what they are (menstrual cookies).
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Apr 2, 2013 20:59
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Boring Person posted:I'd try most of the foods in this thread,minus the gross bodily fluid ones or that poor little turtle,but I cannot stand sardines at all. They're just sooo damned gross smelling. Anyways I wish I had a picture but I don't so imagine a guy making chicken and dumplings but he uses chicken wings and puts them in whole,skin and all. It was disgusting,floppy chicken skin,bones and just gaaah. So you will eat broiled beef penis with a side of live octopi before you eat sardine? Really?
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Apr 2, 2013 22:56
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 For gently caress's sake Halva doesn't belong in this thread. Mayo discussion doesn't belong in this thread. This is the anti-food porn thread, where we discuss: Food that looks absolutely disgusting (regardless of the taste) Food that looks delicious (until you realize what it actually is) So before you post, ask yourself 'Does this fit either of those criterias?' Stop making GBS threads up this thread with unfucking related food discussion jesus christ. Example: Here is Hasma, a delicacy dessert from China  Fallopian frog tubes topped with sugar Who the gently caress decides that not only they want to taste that, but they'll cook it and eat it regularly? edit: or the post right above me.
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Apr 3, 2013 03:19
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A nice thai recipe. Ingredients Live bat (1) Milk (2 liter) Herbs and spices (at your discretion) 1. Set the milk on the fire until it reaches a firm boil. 2. Take the live bat, and force it into the boiling milk. 3. Cover the pot to prevent it from flying away. 4. Wait until the bat is tender enough, then slice it and compress it until it becomes a paste 5. Add the herbs and spices 6. Let marinate 7. Serve 'bat paste' soup  8.
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Apr 3, 2013 03:33
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^^^ I know! What the gently caress is it with Asian dishes and animal cruelty? Outside of lobster and foie gras, I can't think of a single 'Western' that involves that kind of dickish cruelty to animals. Boiling a bat alive? I mean for gently caress's sake. And yeah they are basically flying rats. Funkz posted:What the hell are the orange bits? Peanuts? I thought they were almonds but yeah peanuts or any nuts variety. Then again, for all we know, they might as well be squirrel testicles. Would you be surprised? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 3, 2013 04:12
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Thailand has another dish called the 'Ying Yang fish' where you cook it and eat it while its still alive. Seriously, if you google it, you can see a video where they are eating a fried part of the body while the head is still twitching and gasping Japan has a variation of this called the Ikizukuri as well. You go to a restaurant, they will plop the fish out of the water, slice it in front of you and you'll eat it while it's still live and its entrails getting all over your plate. Not posting pictures or videos because what the gently caress.
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Apr 3, 2013 04:18
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Bonster posted:Ortolan is pretty bad, even though almost no one has ever eaten it. I was just about to post about Ortolan. I nearly started crying when I read this. What in the gently caress? For those who wonder:  1. Grad an ortolan in the wild 2. Stick it in a cage so tight it can't move 3. Blind it with pincers 4. Forcefeed it millet, grapes and figs until it's two to four times its normal size 5. Drown it in a snifter of Armagnac 6. Cook it 7. Put it whole in your mouth, with only its head sticking out 8. Bite, so the head falls out, and eat what's in your mouth .... gently caress you France. I think you've topped everyone. edit: And apparently there is a recipe in China called Huo Jia Lu. It goes like this 1. Tie a donkey firmly 2. Stab his stomach while it's alive and cut out meat 3. Eat the donkey meat while the donkey is braying in pain next to you Yes, they eat meat from a live donkey as they watch it suffer in front of them. Jesus motherfucking christ. And that's the humane version, because in other version of this, after they've cut the stomach open and the animal is still alive, they pour boiling water to cook the meat off the live animal Ok gently caress it let's talk about halva and mayo and poutine again please before I cry and vomit at the same time. Twee as Fuck has a new favorite as of 04:39 on Apr 3, 2013 |
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Apr 3, 2013 04:34
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Anti-Food Porn: The Candy & Snacks edition! Think your lollypop lacks a kick? Well, hotlix got what you need:  Yes, start with a treat, end with a real scorpion to chew on. You could also eat some of these  or tuna flavored candy  Tuna and sugar, a winning combination This just melts in your mouth  Well, that looks good  motherfucking cottage cheese inside that chocolate
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Apr 3, 2013 07:22
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Mr. Funktastic posted:Well if we're going the Paula Deen route... For a second, looking at the down-left corner, it looked like some delicious almond sauce on waffles. Chili on waffles, though? What the gently caress, Paula Deen.
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Apr 7, 2013 04:09
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Please tell me this is photoshopped
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Apr 9, 2013 02:19
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Oh so they are basically a gimmick company. A few of their one-offs sound pretty good, but the vast majority sound disgusting
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Apr 9, 2013 02:34
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Previa_fun posted:Every goddamn one of you would eat that stack of pancakes/bacon monstrosity and wash it down with bourbon if you had the 100 bux to spare and you know it. I wouldn't. I don't eat bacon, I don't really like Waffles and certainly would not combine this with Bourbon. Bourbon is awesome though
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Apr 9, 2013 20:24
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How do you even eat that? Why would you even eat that?
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Apr 14, 2013 01:24
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Wanamingo posted:I think it's supposed to be like a party sub, except disgusting. Except that party subs make sense even though they are a gimmick, it's just a huge sub that everyone can cut a piece off and eat. What are you going to do, just take that and thow it in a plate? Bring your own buns?
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Apr 14, 2013 01:32
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Bash Ironfist posted:Had In-N-OUt for lunch today! I think I'm spending too much time on SA, I read that as 'they have anime-style fries' and left me all sorts of and a GIS of anime-style/shaped food is surprisingly tame and not horrifying
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