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I don't think I can do this story justice with a thread title. Chris Masters' mother has a neighbour that went a bit crazy, for reasons that aren't known yet. The results of the neighbour going off the deep end are known though. He proceeded to go to The Masterpieces mothers house and barricaded himself inside. With her still in it. Chris himself arrived at the scene and tried to talk the guy down even as he was treatening to burn the place down. Then the cops showed up, and unfortunatly, this caused the crazed guy to actually set fire to the place. It was at this point that Chris Masters lost some of his patience and the garden lost some of its scenery. He proceeded to tear a goddamn tree out of the ground and use it as a battering ram to get through a window. (I like to think he said some action-movie type pun at the time, something like "you're barking up the wrong tree") He then reached through the window and pulled his mom to safety. The cops, after taking a moment to pick up their jaws from the floor I'm sure, then rushed in and arrested Neighbour Nutjob. Now, I'm sure it wasn't a great oak or anything, but I'm willing to bet it wasn't a little twig either. The adrenalin that naturally starts pumping in such a situation, combined with the already impressive physique of a professional wrestler proves that much. Story is here : http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/20/wwe-c...ghbor-arrested/ His own Twitter confirms the story. https://twitter.com/ChrisMasters310 "@abekanan: @ChrisMasters310 Would have been awesome if you put him in the master lock!"-f the lock.I wanted to kill em! Chris Mastersū@ChrisMasters310 For those wondering I got mine in on that dude.#Punt Chris Mastersū@ChrisMasters310 Saved my moms life!Son ofaBitch barricaded my mom in her apt & set the place on fire.I Broke my moms window with police help,&pulled herOut And he just posted today is his mom's birthday. He already has tights and a cape, so this is just fullfilling his destiny. Edit : gently caress , forgot thread tag.
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| # ? May 18, 2013 22:01 |
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His bark truly is worse than his bite.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 19:05 |
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Maybe after this, he will branch out into action movies like the rock.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 20:21 |
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His roots seem to be as a crime fighter.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 20:51 |
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Treemendous stuff, I just hope the nutjob doesn't arbour any resentment.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 21:21 |
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Wait until someone tells Vince.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 21:29 |
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Talk about sprucing up the house
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 22:57 |
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So did his mom leaf in a blaze of glory?
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 23:00 |
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WOOD YOU STOP?
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 23:10 |
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:Wait until someone tells Vince.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 23:14 |
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Gaylord Plower posted:This whole thread was filled with puns but this rear end in a top hat just had to go against the grain I was thankful fir the breath of fresh air.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 23:19 |
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For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland
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I would have loved to see the look on the cops' faces when they twigged as to what Masters was going to do.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 23:20 |
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so, what DOES Chris Masters look like nowadays?
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 23:20 |
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rotinaj posted:so, what DOES Chris Masters look like nowadays? 
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 23:24 |
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LOOK OUT, JBL'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 23:45 |
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rotinaj posted:so, what DOES Chris Masters look like nowadays? last I saw in Ring Ka King he had put back on all the 'roid muscle.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 23:51 |
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Apparently he's going to be on Good Morning America tomorrow to discuss the incident, and possibly unroot a tree for a demonstration ???
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| # ? Mar 21, 2013 23:58 |
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sunsweet posted:Apparently he's going to be on Good Morning America tomorrow to discuss the incident, and possibly unroot a tree for a demonstration ??? I hope when he gets introduced, he comes out to his old entrance music and does his numerous poses. 
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 00:14 |
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Why don't you make like a tree and get the gently caress out of my mom's house?!
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 00:19 |
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Gavok posted:Why don't you make like a tree and get the gently caress out of my mom's house?! That'd be Jack Swagger, not Chris Masters. Clearly he uprooted that tree by sticking his chest against it and flexing his pecs at such a high speed that it just fell straight out of the ground due to vibration.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 01:12 |
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Dancing Peasant posted:I hope when he gets introduced, he comes out to his old entrance music and does his numerous poses. Then brings out a chair so Stephanopoulos can take the Masterlock Challenge.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 01:44 |
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How'd the crazy dude get through the door? She should have used a 
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 04:36 |
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Still no closer to my dream of a news story of a pro wrestler stopping crime with an actual wrestling move...  Still holding out hope that Scott Steiner will foil a bank robbery with a clothesline.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 04:39 |
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rotinaj posted:Still no closer to my dream of a news story of a pro wrestler stopping crime with an actual wrestling move... Didn't Daivari RNC a motherfucker who was assaulting women on a public bus a few months back?
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God Of Paradise posted:Didn't Daivari RNC a motherfucker who was assaulting women on a public bus a few months back? I think he means a real wrestling move, like an Attitude Adjustment or 5 Knuckle Shuffle, not this fake MMA girl fighting crap.
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God Of Paradise posted:Didn't Daivari RNC a motherfucker who was assaulting women on a public bus a few months back? Close, but no cigar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpEYArm9VQA "his most interesting smackdown" is a pun worthy of death.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 06:27 |
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rotinaj posted:so, what DOES Chris Masters look like nowadays? 
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 09:23 |
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Okay before everyone starts making GBS threads a brick again about Masters RIPPING OUT A TREE OMG can someone post a picture of that tree. I kinda doubt he suddenly ripped a 1000 year old oak out of the ground and you can smash a window with a pretty tiny bush or shrubbery if you try hard enough 
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 11:38 |
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abraxas posted:Okay before everyone starts making GBS threads a brick again about Masters RIPPING OUT A TREE OMG can someone post a picture of that tree. I kinda doubt he suddenly ripped a 1000 year old oak out of the ground and you can smash a window with a pretty tiny bush or shrubbery if you try hard enough I don't think he would have gone out of his way to pull a rose bush out of the ground to help him break a window.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 11:41 |
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rotinaj posted:Still no closer to my dream of a news story of a pro wrestler stopping crime with an actual wrestling move... Daniel Benoit was probably a shoplifter, every kid does it at some point.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 13:19 |
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You can see part of the tree here: http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blog...elebrities.html its still a pretty big tree.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 15:58 |
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Do you think he will change careers? Perhaps branch out into the law enforcement or firefighting fields of work? I'm gonna be a Chris Masters fan forever because of this.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 17:35 |
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I can't be the only one hoping they give him a Wrestlemania payday out of this. Bring his mom, too.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 17:49 |
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Chris Masters is awesome. That is all.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 20:47 |
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Video not available in Australia. Need to see this tree!
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 21:23 |
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Jetfire posted:I can't be the only one hoping they give him a Wrestlemania payday out of this. Bring his mom, too. I wouldn't be surprised if he was getting a phone call from the WWE. Vince LOVES publicity like this.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 21:31 |
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rotinaj posted:Still no closer to my dream of a news story of a pro wrestler stopping crime with an actual wrestling move... I'd much rather he use Steinermath to solve the global financial crisis.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2013 22:45 |
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Jetfire posted:I can't be the only one hoping they give him a Wrestlemania payday out of this. Bring his mom, too. Isn't he loosely tied to TNA right now? They should jump on this.
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Gavok posted:Isn't he loosely tied to TNA right now? They should jump on this. Not anymore. He was going to be a member of Aces and Eights but that never seemed to happen. 
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was that ever more than a rumor?
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