Magic Card Generator

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OneDeadman: Oct 16, 2010; [SUPERBIA]

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Sorcery (red)
target creature with power X or less, where X is the number of card types among permanents you control (The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery and tribal) gets +2/+0 (This effect doesn't end)
--Her underwear interferes more swiftly than the most beautiful stove
� Niwecheet Enoogoude Openfoot

Converted mana cost: 2

The most beautiful

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Esasaho Tire
Planeswalker - Esasaho (red, Loyalty 3)
+1: ~this~ deals 1 damage to each of two target creatures or players for each permanent you control
-3: target creature with power 3 or less gains double strike (This effect doesn't end)
-5: destroy all lands

Converted mana cost: 1

The real red low-cost planeswalker we wanted all along. Also, the generator aparently loves Destroy all Lands effects.

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Sorcery (red)
~this~ deals 6 damage to target player with 1 life

Converted mana cost: 4

Ever feel really mad when you can't find your last burn spell for that pesky 1 life jerk? WELL I SURE DO I HAVE THE CARD FOR YOU

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Legendary Creature - Human Cleric (1/1, white and black)
When ~this~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, target opponent may pay 1W. If that player doesn't, you gain 3 life
T: put a doom counter on target creature
WW, Sacrifice ~this~: regenerate each permanent with a doom counter on it

Converted mana cost: 2

And finally a pretty sane creature.

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:21

Ratoslov: Feb 15, 2012; Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

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Land
~this~ enters the battlefield tapped.
T: add B to your mana pool

I always thought Swamps were overpowered.

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Enchantment (white)
W: target opponent gains 1 life

Converted mana cost: 1

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Artifact Creature - Myr (2/3, artifact)
Whenever ~this~ deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~
1WUBRG, Sacrifice a library, remove any number of +1/+1 counters from ~this~: distribute that many charge counters on all libraries
T, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~this~: two target creatures with flying get -1/+1 until end of turn for each basic land type among lands you control and tap those creatures
BB, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~this~: all equipped creatures get -3/+3 until end of turn
When ~this~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, any number of target permanents are Island lands in addition to their other types until end of turn

Converted mana cost: 1

# ? Mar 22, 2013 08:40

Tonfa: Apr 8, 2008; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

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Artifact Creature - Myr (1/3, artifact)
Whenever ~this~ enters the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on up to four target creatures and those creatures get +4/+4 until end of turn
When you control no multicoloured creatures, flip ~this~.
- - - - -
Legendary Artifact Creature - Myr (2/1, artifact)
~this~ can block an additional creature
2BB, Pay 3 life: ~this~ gains flying (This effect doesn't end)
All creatures gain protection from Myr

Converted mana cost: 3

Hilariously overpowered ETB but that flip... :regd09:

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Sorcery (black)
target player reveals cards from the top of his or her library until that player reveals a card, puts that card into hand, and puts the rest on the bottom of his or her library in any order

Converted mana cost: 1

# ? Mar 22, 2013 08:56

Fatty McBaconpants: Nov 8, 2007; Life...is like baseball. It helps to wear pants.

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Artifact
As long as ~this~ is untapped, All white enchantments gain protection from black enchantments
--His grandfather can crush the bravest lunch
� Iblosyp Kainipre, Warrior of the Shimmering Ocean

Converted mana cost: 4

Hella flavor text.

# ? Mar 22, 2013 09:05

Tardigrade: Jul 13, 2012; Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

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Instant (black and green)
Choose one: target artifact creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each permanent you control; or put a 1/1 green Elf creature token onto the battlefield
Converted mana cost: 2

Hey, this is pretty good-

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Creature - Beast (2/2, red)
Tap an untapped permanent you control: put a speed counter on target enchantment
Pay 1 life, Sacrifice a creature with haste: each permanent with a speed counter on it gains ''3RRRRR: put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token onto the battlefield'' and ''(R/G)(R/G), Discard a enchantment card, sacrifice any number of Goblins: put that many 4/4 red Beast creature tokens onto the battlefield'' until end of turn
3R, T: ~this~ deals 3 damage to target creature with haste. When that creature deals combat damage to a creature this turn, flip ~this~.
- - - - -
Legendary Creature - Beast (3/4, red)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, ~this~ gains ''double strike'' until end of turn
All creatures with evoke get +1/-1
Pay 4 life, Discard a card: ~this~ deals 1 damage to each creature and player
All permanents you control gain ''All red enchantments can't be the target of activated abilities''

Converted mana cost: 3

Play an enchantment and a 3-mana creature, tap a permanent, sacrifice a creature with haste, pay one life, pay 3RRRRR: get a 1/1 goblin :psyduck:

E: format

# ? Mar 22, 2013 12:19

factorialite: Mar 3, 2008; by Lowtax

You better get poison counters on this guy, quick:

Sorcery - Arcane (black)
Buyback X, where X is the number of poison counters you have
destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Converted mana cost: 3

A sweet Planeswalker:

Peroph Item
Planeswalker - Peroph (black, Loyalty 6)
+1: target enchantment gains ''Whenever a white creature is dealt damage, draw four cards, then discard two cards'' until end of turn and regenerate that permanent
-2: You and target opponent each untap and gain control of target creature the other controls until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.
-10: regenerate two target untapped artifact creatures

Converted mana cost: 3

The mini-Omniscience:
Enchantment (black)
you may cast artifact spells without paying their mana cost

Converted mana cost: 7

Enchantment - Aura (green)
Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land becomes the target of a activated ability, Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield
4GG: put a 4/4 black Beast creature token onto the battlefield
Sacrifice a tapped land, Discard a creature card, sacrifice any number of Beasts: target player gains that much life
Enchanted land can't be the target of activated abilities

Converted mana cost: 4

But I also got some actual theoretical cards:

Creature - Spirit (1/1, white)
Whenever ~this~ leaves the battlefield, you gain 3 life
--His bead surprises even the cracker
� Odin

Converted mana cost: 1

Instant (blue)
copy target instant or sorcery spell and you may choose new targets for the copy
--Her prayer made of steel is greater than even the best mother
� Peener, Fleet Monk

Converted mana cost: 2

Instant - Arcane (green)
destroy all nonbasic lands. They can't be regenerated.
--His calendar fools stronger than the skilled spot
For his cub guesses faster than even the bravest string
� Rireshet, Knight of the Grove

Converted mana cost: 4

factorialite fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Mar 22, 2013

# ? Mar 22, 2013 14:49

Kurieg: Jul 19, 2012; RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20

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Creature - Spirit (3/2, white)
Whenever you gain life, tap target land and each player may search his or her library for up to two basic land cards and put them into hand. Each player who searched his or her library this way shuffles it.
All untapped enchantments gain protection from red
When ~this~ enters the battlefield, target creature with power 6 or less gains vigilance (This effect doesn't end)
Tap an untapped nonbasic land you control, Tap an untapped Island you control: clash with an opponent. If you win, ~this~ deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking creature
--The hose sings a pen and delights more insidiously than the meat ever would
� Bilea Silverfoot

Converted mana cost: 2

Well now I'm safe from all that red enchantment destruction unless he can tap them somehow.

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Enchantment (blue and white)
Whenever a creature becomes the target of a activated ability, you may Sacrifice a land. If you don't, untap any number of target permanents
3WW: put a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with haste onto the battlefield
WUB, sacrifice six Spirits: copy target activated ability and you may choose new targets for the copy

Converted mana cost: 3

who cares about the last two abilities when you have infinite mana.

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Creature - Human Soldier (2/2, white)
When ~this~ enters the battlefield, you may Sacrifice a land. If you don't, target land is a enchantment in addition to its other types until end of turn
~this~ enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it
1, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~this~: ~this~ deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking creature
--Nature envies the best cellar and is mightier than even the feather
For his reward is mightier than the best cow
� Munee, Harsh Priest

Converted mana cost: 2

# ? Mar 22, 2013 15:58

CellBlock: Oct 6, 2005; It just don't stop.

I got a creature that gives lands an activated ability, and that ability costs THIRTEEN MANA.

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Creature - Human Shaman (2/2, red and green)
4: put a speed counter on target land
Discard a land card: each permanent with a speed counter on it gains ''6RRRRRRR: put a 7/4 red Dragon creature token with flying onto the battlefield'' and ''Pay 2 life, Pay 1 life, sacrifice a Dragon: clash with an opponent. If you win, put a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying onto the battlefield'' and ''Sacrifice three Dragons: each player may search his or her library for a land card, reveal it, and put it onto the battlefield under his or her control. If those players does, those players shuffles that library afterwards.'' until end of turn
first strike

Converted mana cost: 2

# ? Mar 22, 2013 16:45

El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

My friend got the best planeswalker last night. His all of his -'s were hillariously OP poo poo but the only way for him to gain counters was by giving creatures with power and toughness greater than 7 -1/-0 which is like the best resource mechanic ever.

What this generator really needs is the ability to generate real looking cards with random artwork and then allow you to export into a file so you can draft it using Lackey or Cockatrice.

Oh hey look its the BEST MOTHERFUCKING DRAFT CARD EVER PRINTED no big deal or anything...

Creature - Snake Warrior (1/3, green and black)
Pay 2 life: target creature with trample gets +1/+1 until end of turn and you reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card, put that card into hand, and put the rest into your graveyard
Discard a card, Sacrifice a land: each opponent loses 4 life and you gain that much life

Converted mana cost: 3

# ? Mar 22, 2013 16:59

Snacksmaniac: Jan 12, 2008

Does this card already exist?

Sorcery (white)
Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to hand

Converted mana cost: 1

# ? Mar 22, 2013 17:00

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

Snacksmaniac posted:

Does this card already exist?

Sorcery (white)
Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to hand

Converted mana cost: 1

I don't think so, but a strictly better one does.

# ? Mar 22, 2013 17:08

Snacksmaniac: Jan 12, 2008

Well that card is an instant and is flexible so I think the fake version is more likely to be printed now.

Edit: Good flavour text. "Humanity embiggens even the ghost."

Snacksmaniac fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Mar 22, 2013

# ? Mar 22, 2013 17:35

OneDeadman: Oct 16, 2010; [SUPERBIA]

El Estrago Bonito posted:

What this generator really needs is the ability to generate real looking cards with random artwork and then allow you to export into a file so you can draft it using Lackey or Cockatrice.

It really does. I've been trying to figure out some way to effectively Momir this for like the past hour.

I guess the solution is to just use a program that lets you create tokens with text and whatever.

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Land
T: add 1 to your mana pool
All permanents an opponent controls are enchantments in addition to their other types
Whenever ~this~ becomes tapped, you may put a card from hand onto the battlefield
Whenever ~this~ becomes tapped, put a storage counter on ~this~
2UU, Sacrifice a permanent, remove any number of storage counters from ~this~: tap up to that many target permanents

OneDeadman fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Mar 22, 2013

# ? Mar 22, 2013 17:37

Tetraphagia: Jun 27, 2006

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Enchantment - Aura (black)

Enchant artifact

Enchanted artifact gains ''Whenever one or more creatures regenerates, you may Pay 1 life. If you do, target blue creature can't block until end of turn''

Discard a card: put a 1/1 colourless Spirit creature token onto the battlefield

Pay 3 life, sacrifice any number of Spirits: target player loses that much life

Sacrifice a Spirit: you reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card, put that card into hand, and shuffle the rest into your library.

1BBB: put a 1/1 black Cleric creature token onto the battlefield

Sacrifice a artifact: put a 2/1 black Cleric creature token onto the battlefield for each basic land type among lands you control

1UBRBBBBB: put a 1/1 black Cleric creature token onto the battlefield

B, Pay 4 life, sacrifice any number of Clerics: put that many 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens onto the battlefield

1, Pay 3 life, sacrifice four Zombies: ~this~ gains ''B: clash with an opponent. If you win, clash with an opponent. If you win, destroy all nonblack nonred creatures and you may return up to four creature cards from your graveyard to hand'' until end of turn

Converted mana cost: 7

I really like the synergy between Clerics and Zombies in this card. Truly some interesting interactions for the skilled Magic player.

# ? Mar 22, 2013 18:25

jsr v2.0: Jun 26, 2004; japanese seisure robots

2/3 Goblin for R that can Tap to destroy a land. Yes please.

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Creature - Goblin Shaman (2/3, red)
T: destroy target land
Sacrifice ~this~: up to one target nontoken creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn

Converted mana cost: 1

# ? Mar 22, 2013 18:40

Tonde Mo Nai: Jul 9, 2005; my symbolism was stripped away long ago

jsr v2.0 posted:

2/3 Goblin for R that can Tap to destroy a land. Yes please.

Seems fair. "You didn't mull until you got Path/Swords/Bolt? You will next time"

# ? Mar 22, 2013 20:35

Tonfa: Apr 8, 2008; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

jsr v2.0 posted:

2/3 Goblin for R that can Tap to destroy a land. Yes please.

That's amateur hour. :smaug:

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Creature - Human Minion (1/2, green and black)
Discard a card: each opponent gets 2 poison counters
Converted mana cost: 1

# ? Mar 22, 2013 21:02

Flip Yr Wig: Feb 21, 2007; Oh please do go on; Fun Shoe

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Instant (green)
target creature with kicker gains T: add 1 to your mana pool until end of turn
--Humanity proves better than the mightiest grape
� Feeska Usaibrea, Knight of the Crystal Wasteland

Converted mana cost: 7

Is the flavor text merely amusing nonsense, or perhaps a covert anti-drinking message?

# ? Mar 22, 2013 21:17

Terrible Horse: Apr 27, 2004; :I

SinetheGuy posted:

Is the flavor text merely amusing nonsense, or perhaps a covert anti-drinking message?

Most of them do seem to involve something triumphing over snacks

# ? Mar 22, 2013 21:36

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

The illusion of choice

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Instant - Generated (blue)
you may tap or untap all creatures and tap those permanents

Converted mana cost: 7

infinity plus one

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Enchantment - Aura (white)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can block any number of creatures
Enchanted creature can block an additional creature

Converted mana cost: 2

# ? Mar 22, 2013 21:43

Khanstant: Apr 5, 2007

Please re-post all of these in the form of a card mock-up. If y'all are posting jokes, I don't get it without funny pictures.

# ? Mar 22, 2013 22:28

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
doot doot dee
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doot doot dee
dee doot doot; College Slice

A strictly worse Lingering Souls? Okay.

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Sorcery (white)
target opponent puts two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield

Converted mana cost: 3

Pretty appropriate for blue, looks fun, not hard to balance.

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Creature - Human Rogue (2/3, blue)
If ~this~ would deal combat damage to a creature, instead return that creature to its owner's hand

Converted mana cost: 4

Red has burn, red has creature stealing. Now both great tastes are in one card!

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Instant (red)
~this~ deals 6 damage to target creature or player. When a creature damaged this way is put into a graveyard from the battlefield this turn, return it to the battlefield under your control
Madness 2R

Converted mana cost: 7

I see nothing amiss here.

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Instant (black)
draw seven cards

Converted mana cost: 1

....oh.

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Land
~this~ enters the battlefield tapped.
4GG, T: add 2 to your mana pool
T: add 1 to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on spells.

# ? Mar 23, 2013 02:16

toddy.: Jun 15, 2010; ~she is my wife~

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Creature - Beast (2/2, red)
When ~this~ enters the battlefield, ~this~ deals 7 damage to each of two target players
Discard a card: put a 3/3 red Beast creature token onto the battlefield
Pay 4 life, Discard a card, sacrifice any number of Beasts: that many Beasts get +3/+0 (This effect doesn't end)
RRRR, sacrifice any number of Beasts: destroy up to that many target lands
All nontoken creatures get +1/+0
--Every cloth can kill
� Unknown

Converted mana cost: 2

Holy poo poo, that's some pretty nuts value for a 2 cost 2/2.

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Creature - Human Wizard (2/1, black)
Morph Pay 4 life
deathtouch
Whenever ~this~ is turned face up, put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~
1, Sacrifice a creature: put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~
Whenever a creature regenerates, put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~
BBB, Discard a card, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~this~: up to five target tapped creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn
Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~this~: clash with an opponent. If you win, any number of target lands gain ''Sacrifice ~this~: put a 3/3 black Zombie creature token with haste onto the battlefield'' and ''1B, sacrifice a Zombie: any number of target artifacts gain protection from white until end of turn'' until end of turn

Converted mana cost: 2

Hahahah, this generator is amazing.

# ? Mar 23, 2013 02:51

Dr. Stab: Sep 12, 2010; 👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

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Shaphiputhiv Elefe
Planeswalker - Shaphiputhiv (green, Loyalty 7)
+1: add 1 to your mana pool for each card in your hand
-3: draw a card
-8: up to one target Beasts get +3/+4 until end of turn and regenerate those creatures

Converted mana cost: 2

This is pretty broken.

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Sorcery - Arcane (green)
target player gains 6 life
Storm
Storm

Converted mana cost: 3

Combining arcane and storm is actually a cool idea.

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Artifact
All enchantments can't be the target of spells
At the beginning of your end step, put a leak counter on ~this~. If ~this~ has six or more leak counters on it, flip it.
- - - - -
Legendary Artifact
T: draw two cards
All Myr gain ''All Mountains can't be the target of instant or sorcery spells''
Discard a card: put a charge counter on ~this~
Remove a charge counter from ~this~: the discarded card's converted mana cost nonlegendary lands gain ''Sacrifice a Myr: all Wizards gain flying until end of turn'' until end of turn

Converted mana cost: 4

What?

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Creature - Beast (2/1, green)
1: destroy target land

Converted mana cost: 2

Um, forget what I said about that planeswalker.

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Sorcery (green)
Affinity for tapped Elves
you may put a card from hand onto the battlefield

Converted mana cost: 1

# ? Mar 23, 2013 03:38

TheCondor: Oct 30, 2010

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Creature - Human Soldier (2/1, white and green)
When ~this~ enters the battlefield, target artifact creature gets +7/+5 until end of turn
your opponents may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash

Converted mana cost: 2

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Artifact Creature - Myr (1/2, artifact)
any player may cast instant spells without paying their mana cost
All artifacts can't be the target of spells

Converted mana cost: 3

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Creature - Merfolk Wizard (2/3, blue)
1UU: exchange control of target library you control and target permanent of the same type target opponent controls
--The confused girl can wall off the father
� Aebuithaure Eithiroote the Vengeful, Initiate Officer of the Diamond Woods

Converted mana cost: 3

Another cheap planeswalker:

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Uworetome Eset
Planeswalker - Uworetome (green, Loyalty 1)
+1: clash with an opponent. If you win, target player may return a land card from his or her graveyard to hand
-1: untap up to four target permanents
-3: target blue enchantment gains ''Whenever a spell is countered, target Beast is a artifact in addition to its other types (This effect doesn't end)'' until end of turn

Converted mana cost: 1

OneDeadman posted:

Also, the generator aparently loves Destroy all Lands effects.

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Artifact - Equipment
Equip G
Whenever equipped creature regenerates, target red enchantment gains ''All nonlegendary lands are creatures with power and toughness equal to their converted mana cost in addition to their other types'' until end of turn and that permanent is a creature with power and toughness equal to its converted mana cost in addition to its other types until end of turn
--Even the confused morning twists
� Unattributed

Converted mana cost: 2

TheCondor fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Mar 23, 2013

# ? Mar 23, 2013 05:55

Eeevil: Oct 28, 2010; Well obviously he didn't see it, or he'd be wearing a hardhat

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Instant (white)
tap two target Snakes

Converted mana cost: 5

Seems reasonable.

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Artifact Creature - Thopter (2/1, artifact)
Flying
~this~ doesn't untap during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay RG. If you do, untap ~this~.
If an opponent would draw a card, any player may pay X colourless mana, where X is the number of cards in your hand. If a player doesn't, instead that player gains 1 life
flying

Converted mana cost: 2

Double Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with double flying or both flying and reach.)

# ? Mar 24, 2013 09:40

Chamale: Jul 11, 2010; I'm helping!

I got two real cards in the same batch of 3.

Cancel:

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Instant (blue)
counter target spell
--The grandest boy may enjoy
Yet her street enlightens the skilled pencil
� Truslo, Hard Warrior

Converted mana cost: 3

(untapped) Ancient Spring:

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Land
T: add U to your mana pool
Sacrifice ~this~, T: add WB to your mana pool

# ? Mar 24, 2013 09:44

Baldrash: Oct 26, 2005

Creature - Spider (2/1, green)
Reach
Morph 4
2GG, T: each player may search his or her library for up to two land cards and put them into the battlefield. Each player who searched his or her library this way shuffles it.
Whenever ~this~ is turned face up, target player may pay GG. If that player doesn't, flip ~this~.
Whenever ~this~ regenerates, you put a 1/1 green Elf creature token onto the battlefield
- - - - -
Legendary Creature - Spider (4/2, green)
Reach
Whenever ~this~ becomes blocked by one or more creatures, search your library for a Island card and put it into hand, then shuffle your library

Converted mana cost: 6

A morph card that flips? I don't even think you could fit all the rules text on there and have it be readable.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 01:43

disaster pastor: May 1, 2007

Hey, I found the missing Simic hybrid one-drop.

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Creature - Faerie Warrior (2/2, blue and green)
Flying
3G: put a warp counter on target artifact
Sacrifice ~this~: gain control of target land with a warp counter on it until end of turn
Whenever ~this~ becomes blocked by one or more creatures, you may Pay 1 life. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, target player may pay U. If that player does, put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~
~this~ enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it
Remove two +1/+1 counters from ~this~: all nonlegendary creatures get -2/-0 until end of turn
Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~this~: clash with an opponent. If you win, each player gains 1 life for each card in an opponent's hand

Converted mana cost: 1

# ? Mar 26, 2013 13:19

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Red prison deck anyone?

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Enchantment (red)
All creatures gain ''spells and activated abilities that aren't mana abilities cost all players 3 more to cast''
--Humanity is mightier than the grandest jar
� Iodast Trell, Breeze King, Arch Warmaster of the Brotherhood of the Unholy Dirk

Converted mana cost: 1

# ? Mar 26, 2013 14:14

EVIL Gibson: Mar 23, 2001; Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!; Switchblade Switcharoo

Gruul Bomb incoming

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Creature - Snake (1/2, green)
Sacrifice a black creature: Regenerate ~this~
2: clash with an opponent. If you win, any number of target permanents are blue until end of turn and those permanents gain T: add G to your mana pool until end of turn and search your library for a Mountain card and put it into the battlefield, then shuffle your library

Yes, I turn all my lands blue, taps each for a G and then put a Mountain into the battlefield for each one.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 15:34

hito: Feb 13, 2012; Thank you, kids. By giving us this lift you're giving a lift to every law-abiding citizen in the world.

Eeevil posted:

Double Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with double flying or both flying and reach.)

I also got a double flying creature!

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Creature - Faerie Wizard (2/1, blue)
Flying
flying

Converted mana cost: 6

Tremble in fear at the power of...lovely island.

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Land
~this~ enters the battlefield tapped.
T: add U to your mana pool

# ? Mar 26, 2013 18:16

Niton: Oct 21, 2010; Your Lord and Savior has finally arrived!

..got any kibble?

Surprisingly close to a playable card:

Creature - Human Minion (2/2, black)
All untapped creatures with power 2 or more gain ''All Minions can't be blocked except by creatures''
4BB: put two 1/1 white Cleric creature tokens onto the battlefield
3B, sacrifice two Clerics: target untapped creature gets -1/-2 until end of turn

Converted mana cost: 6

Remove that first junk ability and make the last -2/-2, and it'd be a great limited card.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 18:22

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

I'm really sad land lost in ymtc, because now we're never getting this:

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Tribal Land - Beast
T: add 1 to your mana pool
1R, Sacrifice ~this~: add W to your mana pool for each Wizard on the battlefield. Spend this mana only on activated abilities.
--Humanity kills even the greatest anger but can defeat even the stalwart can
� Nephikitty

# ? Mar 26, 2013 19:43

disaster pastor: May 1, 2007

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Land
T: add 1 to your mana pool

Okay.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 20:14

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Nephikitty is the best name and all his/her flavor text quotes are hilarious.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:01

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

tzirean posted:

Okay.

It's Barry's Land!

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:05

Reiterpallasch: Nov 3, 2010; Fun Shoe

It cannot possibly be _that_ difficult to write an app that loads these cards into cockatrice's XML format, at least if you're willing to accept a lot of bugs and human-interaction-required moments.

The only thing stopping me from writing it is wondering if it's responsible to publish an app that hammers some poor bastard's server potentially hundreds of times as quickly as a xml library could churn. The grammar is specified in full in the wiki's talk page, and the paser generator appears to be open-source perl, and the whole thing is CC, so I could just roll the generator into a different app, but we are--to say the least--no longer in the half-hour toy project domain. Still, if I were to write a cockatrice export module, would anyone actually use it?

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:33

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Reiterpallasch posted:

It cannot possibly be _that_ difficult to write an app that loads these cards into cockatrice's XML format, at least if you're willing to accept a lot of bugs and human-interaction-required moments.

The only thing stopping me from writing it is wondering if it's responsible to publish an app that hammers some poor bastard's server potentially hundreds of times as quickly as a xml library could churn. The grammar is specified in full in the wiki's talk page, and the paser generator appears to be open-source perl, and the whole thing is CC, so I could just roll the generator into a different app, but we are--to say the least--no longer in the half-hour toy project domain. Still, if I were to write a cockatrice export module, would anyone actually use it?

Put a delay between requests so the site doesn't get effectively DDoS'd, then have a setting telling the requester to only send 240 requests per instance of the program. Run it once a week and generate a new set to play with. I can't think of a good reason to just set up a program that hammers away at the server forever.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:37

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:21

Xotl: May 28, 2001; Be seeing you.

quote:

Creature - Spirit (2/3, black)
All creatures with devour can't be blocked except by tapped creatures with evoke
Whenever one or more creatures are put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a doom counter on ~this~. If ~this~ has six or more doom counters on it, flip it.
Sacrifice a untapped Forest: put two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens onto the battlefield
4BB, sacrifice a Zombie: destroy target colourless creature
- - - - -
Legendary Creature - Spirit (1/6, black)
Whenever ~this~ deals combat damage to a creature, You and target opponent each untap and gain control of up to six target green creatures the other controls until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.
T: Assemble a Contraption
--Every best quicksand may rally to the flamekin
� Vitenka, the elder flamekin

Converted mana cost: 7

I love the ability for guys with devour. The fact that it at long last gives you the ability to make Contraptions is a bonus. And for sheer goofiness, this one rules:

quote:

Enchantment - Aura (black)
Enchant land
You control enchanted land
All green creatures gain ''At the beginning of each opponent's combat phase, target player may pay BB. If that player doesn't, two target blue enchantments gain protection from instant spells until end of turn''
Sacrifice a basic land: put a 4/3 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield
1, sacrifice a Zombie: destroy target blue creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, target player may Discard a land card. If that player does, target opponent loses 4 life and you gain that much life

Converted mana cost: 4

The zombies just need Protection from creatures with Plainswalk to make it gold.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:59

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