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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.





Will Jericho even the score with Swagger?
Last week on SmackDown, Jack Swagger emerged victorious over Chris Jericho in an instant classic that thrilled the WWE Universe. Tonight, “The Ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rolla” gets a chance to even the score when he again goes head-to-head with a “Real American”!

Can Orton & Sheamus trust Big Show?
Tonight on SmackDown — as reported earlier this week on WWE.com — Randy Orton and Sheamus will partner with Big Show in a Six-Man Tag Team Match. Could this uncertain alliance be a preview of the trio that will face The Shield at WrestleMania? Or will it all come crashing down in the flames of distrust?

Will the latest name mispronunciation change Fandango’s tune?
Although he has his rematch with Jack Swagger tonight, a “Real American” isn’t the only Superstar who Chris Jericho has found himself cross ways with. During a backstage segment on Monday’s Raw, Y2J repeatedly and humorously mangled the name of “FAHN-DAHN-GO.” With his outspoken insults, Jericho has effectively joined the likes of Lilian Garcia, The Great Khali and Natalya in not being able to say Fandango’s name to his liking. But perhaps Jericho’s Raw mockery might actually work to stimulate the ire of the Superstar, who has yet to compete, and finally get him to make his WWE debut, transforming him from the tango-dancing to two-stepping Superstar.

Will Ryback or Mark Henry strike next?
While the final participant in the WrestleMania Six-Man Tag Team Match is up in the air, one Show of Shows match of epic proportions is on for sure: Ryback vs. Mark Henry! It’s a colossal contest that many members of the WWE Universe have eagerly anticipated, even more since The Shield prevented last week’s scheduled SmackDown clash between the two to never really got off the ground. That didn’t, however, stop The World’s Strongest Man from following up on the “Hounds of Justice’s” onslaught, dropping a downed “Human Wrecking Ball” with three devastating World’s Strongest Slams. Neither Henry nor Ryback are the type to sit back and wait to dish out all-out mayhem. So the real question is: Will Ryback look to strike back tonight? Or will Henry try and add to last week’s destruction?

How will The Shield bring “justice” to SmackDown this week?
In recent weeks, Friday Night SmackDown has become a favorite launching pad for surprise attacks and bold declarations from The Shield. Week after week, the black-clad trio has made their menacing presence felt in their quest to cure WWE of injustice as they see it. With The Shield’s Six-Man Tag Team Match against Randy Orton, Sheamus and a to-be-determined partner at WrestleMania 29 looming, what perpetrator of “injustice” might find themselves in the group’s crosshairs tonight on SmackDown?

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

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I'm so excited for whatever FAHNDANGO is going to do tonight.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Bard Maddox posted:

I'm so excited for whatever FAHNDANGO is going to do tonight.

Tonight COULD be the night that we ALMOST see the debut of..... faNNNNNNNdaNNNNNNNgo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.





I must see Chupacabra vs. The Alamo. I must.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


Jerusalem posted:



I must see Chupacabra vs. The Alamo. I must.

I know.

I have to see that Tommorow or I will feel cheated.

gently caress we're starting with the Miz.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Orton: I think we should get The Big Show
Sheamus: I think gently caress you

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Haven't seen Smackdown in over a month and flipping over to see The Miz isn't making me feel bad about it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Haha, what the hell, Big Show has dated women bigger than The Miz?

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


Do it Big Show.

Kill Miz.

No one will blame you.

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008



Why does MizTV still exist?

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!


Tonfa posted:

Why does MizTV still exist?

On the flipside, it means he isn't wrestling.

VogeGandire
Jul 18, 2012



Flare_knight posted:

Do it Big Show.

Kill Miz.

No one will blame you.

Big Show just twists Miz in half like a balloon animal in slow motion while Adagio for Strings plays.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


That was a pretty good segment, imo. Put over the storyline and advanced it.

I look forward to seeing a facsimile on RAW.

Shoobis
Nov 10, 2009


rip zack

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Gaylord Plower posted:

That was a pretty good segment, imo. Put over the storyline and advanced it.

I look forward to seeing a facsimile on RAW.

It would have been better if they'd bonded by all hitting finishers on Miz.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Oh cool, a replay of Mark Henry's solo, unaided domination of Ryback. Awesome

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009



Yessss

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


I wonder how many slow shoulder tackles Mark and Ryback are going to exchange unflinchingly when they finally fight.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



I think I can safely call that the upset of the century. Ryder was robbed!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Shoobis
Nov 10, 2009


Teddy Long needs to wear a suit that fits

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009



Gaylord Plower posted:

I wonder how many slow shoulder tackles Mark and Ryback are going to exchange unflinchingly when they finally fight.

PLENTY and I'll love them

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


Gaylord Plower posted:

I wonder how many slow shoulder tackles Mark and Ryback are going to exchange unflinchingly when they finally fight.

I hope like 5 minutes of them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



HOW MANY CAN YOU TAKE!?!

I love this feud so much

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM


Gaylord Plower posted:

I wonder how many slow shoulder tackles Mark and Ryback are going to exchange unflinchingly when they finally fight.

But which one is the immovable object and which one is the unresistable force????

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



That loving ruled right there!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


That segment owned I love this feud

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


Book, you should be proud of Teddy.

He didn't even make a Tag Match this time.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!


Jerusalem posted:

I think I can safely call that the upset of the century. Ryder was robbed!

He totally beat Henry cleanly two years!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Booker, you yelled at Teddy for being a yes-man, now you're yelling at him for doing his own thing!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Bard Maddox posted:

But which one is the immovable object and which one is the unresistable force????

My own fat self is the immovable object and the unresistable force is my urge to eat like an entire pizza by myself while I watch Wrestlemania alone with a bottle of wine

Shoobis
Nov 10, 2009


is she just sitting on table-san? so lewd

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Gaylord Plower posted:

My own fat self is the immovable object and the unresistable force is my urge to eat like an entire pizza by myself while I watch Wrestlemania alone with a bottle of wine

feed me more

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM


Jerusalem posted:

Booker, you yelled at Teddy for being a yes-man, now you're yelling at him for doing his own thing!

Good. Yell at Teddy Long more. gently caress you Teddy Long.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!


Haha. GI Bro.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



This Booker segment reminds me of one of my favorite Invasion-era themes, where Booker T and Shane McMahon were really, really, really good buddies who really liked each other a whole bunch and would get each other presents and just be like, all,"Oh wow you're like, my best friend, dude. "

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

BOOM
BOOM
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hey what's up confessional girl in the booker t video. u can tell me all ur secretz

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Booker T is really cool. He's one of the only guys I've liked since I first started watching wrestling many years ago

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.


The Booker HOF segment reminds me of something, who was the last King of the Ring? Sheamus?

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Bard Maddox posted:

hey what's up confessional girl in the booker t video. u can tell me all ur secretz

iirc she cheated on her husband and filmed it. Father T told her to send him the tape as penance.

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