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Which religion is the best?
This poll is closed.
Shintoism 59 9.58%
Buddhism 77 12.50%
Taoism 66 10.71%
FEAR CLOWNPIECE 414 67.21%
Total: 616 votes
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Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

a cartoon duck posted:

Then be pissed because most Touhou games just give you a bad ending for playing on Easy and/or using continues and proceed to grind even harder on Normal. Bonus points if you're trying to finish EoSD first and find out its lovely surprise to you for playing on Easy.

Who actually plays on Easy, though. Like, for real.

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Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
I played PCB first because it looked the most fun. And it was!

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
oops this wasnt the steam thread sorry

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Ranpire posted:

So, yes, I'm responsible for "Bitch, get out of the way!" and Mystia's horrible rhymes and a bunch of other horrible lines that are embarrassing in retrospect.

You're the best dude ever, then. Thank you.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

That's pretty awesome, but what the hell is that freaky dark blue goop in the Cirno one?

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
Do any of you guys think you could help me identify a Touhou arrangement that was used in the old-rear end P5 fan soundtrack a while back? I know it's an arrange of Tiny Tiny Clever Commander, but i have no clue to as to the name/artist of the track itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Can0foLWDwM

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

cuc posted:

ZUN's goony friends have released their first full game, Gensou no Ronde for PlayStation 4.

Official homepage with trailer:
http://www.cubetype.com/works/gensoRondoPs4/

PlayStation Store page - 3000 yen, 216MB:
https://store.playstation.com/#!/ja-jp/cid=JP0704-CUSA02582_00-PS4GAME000000001


The game is supposed to be greatly improved from the old PC version. No idea if that makes it worth playing.

I loving loved Senko no Ronde, so now i almost want to get a PS4 just for this.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
So, what's the trick to beating that one Clownpiece spell card with the bullet circles that slow down when you get close? I've tried starting right next to her and slowly backing away, but i can't kill her before i get pushed to the bottom of the screen, and if i try moving upwards inbetween bullets i inevitably get surrounded and die. There must be something i'm missing here because i've died well over a hundred times to this and i still don't have a clue how you're supposed to clear it.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Space Flower posted:

Graze the circles as they come down so that they make gaps you can slip through. Each time you do, quickly reposition sideways and upward with unfocus.

I've been trying to do this, but the bullets always slow down to the point where they hang around and block me from dodging the next circles. Clownpiece is awful

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
LoLK has a really good soundtrack, if only for the stage 2 theme which is very good.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
Reisen's bombs are really amazing. Boy do i wish i had a bomb left. Just one. One more bomb for Clownpiece.

e: Yay i beat Clownpiece, turns out Junko is pretty lovely too.

Freak Futanari fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Aug 18, 2015

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
Oh man, Junko's final spellcard is so stupid. Why do i have to sit through 30 seconds of auto-pilot dodging before i can attempt the hard part again

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Pureauthor posted:

Which is the best tune of LoLK?

The stage 2 theme.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
Momiji is super cute so i think it's unfair to begrudge her her popularity.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Tojiko owns. Taoist Crew best crew.

The Taoists are cool but they don't have Byakuren

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

the wildest rear end posted:

My only indicator for popularity is amount of pixiv results, which if you look at Clownpiece's, she had as much as the 3 characters revealed in the demo, and more than any of the others that got revealed alongside her. i think people like her

Stockholm Syndrome is a hell of a thing

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Endorph posted:

*winks* 'purchase,' yes

Please support the people who work hard on creating doujin materials

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
LoLK is really hard, and while it's the fun kind of hard for the first 3 or 4 stages, it just gets unfun after that.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
Clownpiece is cool, but also a huge rear end in a top hat

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

AdorableStar posted:

Apparently all Touhou characters are assholes

When you think about it, Gensokyo's filled with a bunch of cheating jerks.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
The results are in, everybody, and Clownpiece is officially president

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Bad Seafood posted:

I would not advise making it much bigger.

Or posting it again without [timg] tags.

I, however, would advise doing exactly that

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

AdorableStar posted:

I would appreciate it if the width of the image didn't exceed my monitor size, yes.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Namtab posted:

like my penis haha

clownpenis

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Namtab posted:

make it....bigger

Mods are asleep, post big Clownpiece

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

yeah!!!

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Takoluka posted:

Happy Yuyuko Day

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
I fuckin' love Clownpiece!!

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
Clownpiss

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

K. Flaps posted:

of poo poo.

I'll take a clown piss on your face if you insult Clownpiece.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
Q: What does Clownpiece eat?

A: Clownpeas.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

ElMaligno posted:

real talk, i will probably feel happy for mima fans if she is actually in a new game but i would still close the thread out of disgust

Mima is gonna be playable in the next Touhou game.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

the wildest rear end posted:

Mine is Clownpiece.

Unironically.

It's kinda hosed up if anyone likes Clownpiece ironically

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Dude that's hosed up, she was just doing her job

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

staplegun posted:

She's a clown but I haven't ever seen her make a joke or throw a pie or anything :confused:

Sounds like the moon didn't hit your eye like a big pizza pie

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

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We've been over this several times. Clownpiece is good.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

afatwhiteloaf posted:



From ZUN's food and drink column on the newest release of Forbidden Scrollery.

This is good.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

That's Cute.

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Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
Clownpiece rules.

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