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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

General Panic posted:

They should do a version with Attenborough, a version with Sigourney Weaver and then a version with whoever wins a poll on "Who Has the Most Annoying Voice Ever?" That way, you get the British option, the North American option and the comedy option, for maximum consumer choice.

I would have a hard time choosing between David Attenborough and Gilbert Gottfried.

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I think I liked the Mario game where Mario and Luigi had to bounce on each other and there was a "POW" box the best. Also there were moths.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Inevitable posted:

I think I liked the Mario game where Mario and Luigi had to bounce on each other and there was a "POW" box the best. Also there were moths.

Mario bros was garbage, I'll never forget the first time I ran into a crab coming from the other side of the screen.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Inevitable posted:

I think I liked the Mario game where Mario and Luigi had to bounce on each other and there was a "POW" box the best. Also there were moths.

I'm glad you liked it.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
The best game is Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu. You hip hop around and wave a fan and throw balls at spiders. And it's two-player so your little brother can play too.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

prefect posted:

I would have a hard time choosing between David Attenborough and Gilbert Gottfried.

Both. Inject a little crass vaudeville into an otherwise beatific vision of our planet; Attenborough- classic straight man- all slowly losing his cool as Gottfried makes concentration camp jokes while the camera lingers over an active volcano, incessantly quizzes Attenborough about his sex life, gives him an aggravating nickname (lil' Davey), etc.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Shine posted:

The best game is Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu. You hip hop around and wave a fan and throw balls at spiders. And it's two-player so your little brother can play too.

It's no Donkey Kong Country II Diddy's Kong Quest

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

tbp posted:

It's no Donkey Kong Country II Diddy's Kong Quest

I will fan my balls at your face now.

*fwuff fwuff fwuff*

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

prefect posted:

English people sound much more authoritative and knowledgeable. :allears:

An Example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8iPqprnZ5M&t=20s

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Psch, everyone knows the best video game ever created is Ninja Gaiden for the NES (Shadow Warriors to you non-Ninja loving Europeans).

24 years later, and I've still never beaten it :( :argh: That's how good it is.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

You Are A Elf posted:

Psch, everyone knows the best video game ever created is Ninja Gaiden for the NES (Shadow Warriors to you non-Ninja loving Europeans).

24 years later, and I've still never beaten it :( :argh: That's how good it is.

Please, it isn't even the best 2D ninja game, Shinobi is where it's at.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Karnov or you're literally the smelly kid that said Sega was better.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
I don't even like most video games, but I do really like Donkey Kong Country II Diddy's Kong Quest, and also recently, I have played my friends copy of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2014, wherein you are a golfer.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Karnov or you're literally the smelly kid that said Sega was better.

I only ever had a Genesis as a kid. Was... was I smelly? :ohdear:

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I only ever had a Genesis as a kid. Was... was I smelly? :ohdear:

I don't know.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I only ever had a Genesis as a kid. Was... was I smelly? :ohdear:

The fact that you don't know means you had no friends, who would tell you, so therefore yes.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The fact that you don't know means you had no friends, who would tell you, so therefore yes.

I have friends now though so it's okay. :unsmith:

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The fact that you don't know means you had no friends, who would tell you, so therefore yes.

Haha I'm imagining the explosion noise and the horn that plays on the hip hop radio stations right now, when DJs like Mr Cee, Rosenberg, and Cipha Sounds do owns on various rappers and other pop culture figures.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I have friends now though so it's okay. :unsmith:

All kids reek to me, so don't feel bad.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

mysterious frankie posted:

All kids reek to me, so don't feel bad.

Maybe it's your upper lip!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

tbp posted:

Maybe it's your upper lip!

My upper lip definitely doesn't smell like children.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

mysterious frankie posted:

My upper lip definitely doesn't smell like children.

How would I know, anyway.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
What if the inside of your nose smelled bad. Lol, drat that would suck.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Assassin's Creed 2 is the best videogame in all of history for the sole reason of fistfighting the pope and also being able to stomp on him.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

What if the inside of your nose smelled bad. Lol, drat that would suck.

Dude I'm not even kidding mine did today and I don't know why.

Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011

tbp posted:

Dude I'm not even kidding mine did today and I don't know why.

Just shove some flowers up there, that'll make it better.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Stargate posted:

Just shove some flowers up there, that'll make it better.

It's actually better now.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
How can you know for sure? Maybe you just got used to it.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

tbp posted:

How would I know, anyway.

My upper lip is pristine. Def not the lip. I keep that thing sparkling. Just trust me. Kids, however, are like bird baths; they are covered in a rancid film and only grandparents like them.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

How can you know for sure? Maybe you just got used to it.

That's definitely a possibility.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

mysterious frankie posted:

My upper lip is pristine. Def not the lip. I keep that thing sparkling. Just trust me. Kids, however, are like bird baths; they are covered in a rancid film and only grandparents like them.

You can get a solar-powered fountain to put in your bird bath to prevent it from getting all scummy.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

prefect posted:

You can get a solar-powered fountain to put in your bird bath to prevent it from getting all scummy.

Yeah, probably.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

tbp posted:

Dude I'm not even kidding mine did today and I don't know why.

Invest in a nosegay. NOSEGAY.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

"Easier" to understand ( :what: ) and they needed it redubbed with US Empirical measurements because metric is communist.

There are around 196 countries in the world, only three still use imperial. The USA, Liberia and Burma.

So, a third world shithole in Africa, a third world shithole in Asia and the USA.

:negative:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
That doesn't make it wrong necessarily. I mean, I'm Australian and we use almost exclusively the metric system, but babies' weights and people's heights are discussed in pounds/ounces and feet/inches respectively. Some friends of mine just had a baby and said it was 3.4 kilograms and I didn't really know if that was about right or if it was some freakish thing. The imperial system still has a place, is my point.

I'm pretty good with imperial weights and distances; here in image form is the reason from my early teen years why this is the case.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Gorilla Salad posted:

So, a third world shithole in Africa, a third world shithole in Asia and a third world shithole in North America.

:smug:

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

The USA isn't a third world country, I'm pretty sure.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

It's a joke and the joke is that America sucks.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The joke is always America.

:ussr:

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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Youremother posted:

It's a joke and the joke is that America sucks.

I'm a fan of the United States of America, to be honest.

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