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Burritos are just security blankets for poo poo you'd feel shameful for eating together in a big bowl.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2013 23:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 00:20 |
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Meat and or cheese between bread is a sandwich. Meat and or cheese between pastries (i.e. a Luther or a McGriddle) is technically a pie.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 01:24 |
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Tacos are just tidy nachos and don't belong in the sandwich subcategories at all. And calzones are a subsection of Strombolis, which are the cousin of both pizza and wraps. Wraps, of course, being a burrito for fancy lads, while burritos are themselves just a rolled tortilla, which is merely an edible plate. Other items in the edible plate family include chips and crackers. So a sandwich is defined by items BETWEEN BREAD. Whereas all other bread/carb bases/substitutes are defined by the carb-based item under or around their toppings or fillings. Come on, people. A child could figure this out. The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 09:13 on Mar 29, 2013 |
# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 09:11 |
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Wherever goons are discussing lovely food, Shine will appear like Superman to save them from their horrible lives.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 18:11 |
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I like eating cold garbage and watching women poop. Also, lifting weights.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 20:25 |
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Buy this wallpaper scraper to get the soot off your foot! Your feets come off on sheets! No more woes for for your toes! Don't wait til later, buy a foot grater!
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 22:45 |
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YES. YEEEESSSSSSS.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2013 18:15 |
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3D Land.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2013 05:12 |
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I bought new Super Mario Bros. 2 for the 3DS but haven't played it because I've been re-watching The Sopranos marathon-style while also catching up on current tv, console games, and other stuff, working long hours, writing, reading classic literature so I can affect being an intellectual, and shitposting my bad crap on the internet. My question is, should I actually turn on the 3DS now that I've opened the package and put the game in?
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2013 09:17 |
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In the US, Sigourney narrated Planet Earth, and Oprah narrated Life. Naturally, the BBC Attenborough versions sold better on bluray than the US Discovery versions. Which makes me hope they've learned their lesson and the next one won't be "Americanized".
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2013 11:33 |
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"Easier" to understand ( ) and they needed it redubbed with US Empirical measurements because metric is communist.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2013 18:07 |
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Karnov or you're literally the smelly kid that said Sega was better.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2013 23:48 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I only ever had a Genesis as a kid. Was... was I smelly? The fact that you don't know means you had no friends, who would tell you, so therefore yes.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2013 23:56 |
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What if the inside of your nose smelled bad. Lol, drat that would suck.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 00:09 |
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How can you know for sure? Maybe you just got used to it.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 00:46 |
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The joke is always America.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 04:25 |
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Ben Rapistburger is a totally valid name and the SAS mods are drunk with power if they think that's a rivals.com pun.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 19:45 |
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Everyone hates PI. The end.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 19:56 |
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Is there a way to dock an entire cat? Like, ears, whiskers, lips, tail, and legs? I want a cat snake.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 20:29 |
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I cooked a pork loin in a honey and habanero glaze. Served with pepper and cheese stuffed potatoes and grilled asparagus. Then I made sure to tell everyone I'm better than them.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 02:46 |
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I eat nothing but curry paste and dried apples. I'm so regular there is a steady poo poo flume behind me at all times. You can see it by clicking my post history.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 03:29 |
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I don't believe in time, so I can't believe in time travel. But I do believe that when we sleep we travel through other dimensions (this experience is "dreaming") until we emerge in a different one where we are incrementally different, or "aged". Being tired from lack of sleep in the morning is your temporary physical presence's embodiment rejecting you because you arrived in an incompatible form because you did not travel enough.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 05:16 |
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Talking about yourself is like writing fan fiction of yourself. That's really vain and creepy.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 17:07 |
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All fiction is fan fiction because you're writing about a thing you like. Even if you hate a thing, you like hating it, otherwise you wouldn't be writing about it. Also, telling all the little lies and half-truths about yourself for the purpose of dating/sexing is like creating a role play character of a better you, and you're a mammal, so therefore everyone who's ever had sex or dated is a furry.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 17:19 |
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Are video games art?
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 21:53 |
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Eggplant Wizard posted:Art thou video games? I am an RPG. [Ask] me about boring dumb poo poo for animeboners.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 22:02 |
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Pictured: Art
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 23:39 |
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paragon1 posted:How many of you have murdered a deer and then eaten it? What was your favorite part? I hit one with a car and these redneck dudes threw it in their truck. About a month later I ate unrelated venison and it was p. good.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2013 07:50 |
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Why would you tweet Joe Rogan? He's a C-lister on an FM radio show. That's like 1 step above being a guy who got on the front page of reddit with a cat gif.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 09:22 |
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Haha, the idiot from that "eat a bug" show that tried to make a name for himself by calling out Carlos Mencia for stealing jokes is now stealing jokes from a dead (good) comic. LOL Joe Rogan.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 09:33 |
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Trauma Tank posted:Sometimes I think the internet is a bad thing. For example, whenever poo poo like this happens. Then I go back to my video games, cat pictures and hilarious Youtubes and all is well. Obviously you've never googled "Let's Play" or "YouTube remix".
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 09:40 |
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Trauma Tank posted:I've googled for Let's Plays before when I've just wanted to see what a game plays like, but the ones you just find on Youtube are invariably narrated by someone who either has an accent I have to try and actively decode, or they are just plain annoying to listen to. My point is the internet makes you stupid.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 09:56 |
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Francostein posted:What lemoncake sperglord did you piss off? TVIV is the worst forum. Caramaline posted:All this talk of lemon cakes makes me really want to make some, but I'm too afraid of spoilers to google it. Does anyone have a good recipe? TVIV is literally so afraid of spoilers for their stupid dragons and tits show they think pastries are spoilers.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 17:11 |
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Pretzels and sugar free Kool-Aid.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 19:48 |
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bunnielab posted:Plot is the worst thing to be excited about. I accidentally spoiled myself on the part about the eggs and flour getting mixed.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 21:49 |
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Death Bot posted:Hey guys what's your favorite PYF thread. PYF Facebook Statuses is a p. chill place to hang out and post.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 23:00 |
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The best part was that it made so much money that dude could make the flying blue cat sex movie.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2013 00:06 |
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A sequel to flying blue kitten sex? MORE 3D Dino-Riders battling against Literally Amerikkka? I must be dreaming!
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2013 01:29 |
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I have my first mosquito bite of the season. Now my arm itches, lol. #nobigdeal #springtime
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2013 15:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 00:20 |
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tbp posted:Toronto strikes me as the softest city in the world. False: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillow,_Pennsylvania
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