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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
That rabbit stoned AF

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Is a hot dog in the same family as a lobster roll?

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
"A woman wearing a bikini top is The Worst" - Radicals that practice forced female circumcision & Keith, 2015

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
A hot dog is a burrito pretty much

Panzerschwein
May 8, 2009

sboobs
Maybe there just needs to be an overarching category of "sandwiches and wraps". Basically it would include tacos, hotdogs, sandwiches, kolaches, etc.

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

I didn't know the Shenmue stuff ended up on Patreon. I thought you just did the first video and abandoned it. I've been meaning to sign up for months, but that finally pushed me over the edge.

19LettersLong
May 8, 2011

...let's just put this away.



Mario Party (1999)
Part 1/5 (LP pt.109) [Youtube]

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Spoilers: Everyone loses

midwat
May 6, 2007

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Spoilers: Everyone loses

"Everybody loses" should be on the Mario Party box

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8o9-U3moRw

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008
Mario Party was a punishment. Especially on the N64 with the awful hard joysticks. I remember rotating it with the palm of my hand so much I caused the skin to blister.

Also gently caress whoever thought the best thing to do at the end of the games was to add in Dumbledore "gently caress you Slytherine" points. Unless you have a commanding lead of 4+ stars you can lose at the end from that dickery.

E: Also, good job on picking Luigi. Luigi master race.

Sum Mors fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Nov 13, 2015

Laocius
Jul 6, 2013

Sum Mors posted:

Mario Party was a punishment. Especially on the N64 with the awful hard joysticks. I remember rotating it with the palm of my hand so much I caused the skin to blister.

You're not the only one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/671601.stm

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

10 minutes in and I can tell that Mario Party is the most painful thing since Yoshi's Island. The crying baby might be affecting my judgment. You two are brave and must endure.

Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.

I hope K&K managed to score a few of these before playing.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Sorry about your dog.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Mario Party 1 was the meanest of the Mario Parties, which is actually great when you're a cynical adult and you want your friends to suffer, but bad when you're an innocent kid.

Bonus stars and hidden blocks are the best, let nobody tell you otherwise.

MR. J
Nov 22, 2011

Chuck and Fuck
It's also the only one where people lose coins for losing a minigame that's not free-for-all (and even then sometimes you lose coins in those).

Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."


It also looks a lot more spiteful towards losing. I don't remember seeing "X Loses!" even in Mario Party 2 after a game ended.

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
Wrong way to play Mario Party:

Care about anything happening
Try to win


If you can avoid those two things you'll be fine.

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.
Mario party is a game that is all about the journey

InspectorCarbonara
Jul 2, 2010

Evening, patrolmaaan.
I don't know if they ever did this in a later Mario Party game because I pretty much dropped off after the first few Gamecube ones, but I always thought Mario Party would be better if there were like 15 possible bonus stars and then it randomly picked which three would be awarded at the end of a game so they are always completely out of nowhere and you have no way of aiming to get them.
As it is they are the pretty much the least random thing about Mario Party and aside from the one for landing on green spaces you can actively try to get them, and the chances are you know who has got the minigame one and the coin one before the award ceremony even starts.

Trash Boat
Dec 28, 2012

VROOM VROOM

InspectorCarbonara posted:

I don't know if they ever did this in a later Mario Party game because I pretty much dropped off after the first few Gamecube ones, but I always thought Mario Party would be better if there were like 15 possible bonus stars and then it randomly picked which three would be awarded at the end of a game so they are always completely out of nowhere and you have no way of aiming to get them.

That's actually exactly what they did with the later Mario Party games, from between 6 to 8 I believe.

Jolyne Cujoh
Dec 7, 2012

It's not like I've got no worries...
But I'll be fine.
The way that I played Mario Party, and basically the correct way, was to just play the minigames with my friends and ignore the rest of the bullshit by using the minigame houses

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.
I know it's silly but I actually enjoyed the single player mode in this game - having to bet coins on minigames as you pass along a large game board.

Trash Boat
Dec 28, 2012

VROOM VROOM

Pidmon posted:

I know it's silly but I actually enjoyed the single player mode in this game - having to bet coins on minigames as you pass along a large game board.

Yeah, I agree. Simple as it was, I loved the Mini-Game Island in the first Mario Party, and I really wish that they hadn't removed it from the later entries (aside from 2, where it exists in a stripped down form).

Houle
Oct 21, 2010
Most of my childhood memories of this game was playing with computer opponents. New memories are all about how much my gf and I can screw each other over in the most ruthless fashion while maintaining civility during dinner.

19LettersLong
May 8, 2011

...let's just put this away.




Mario Party (1999)
Part 2/5 (LP pt.110) [Youtube]

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Keith, please stop making babies cry.

General Ironicus
Aug 21, 2008

Something about this feels kinda hinky
I know Gavin can't be around in every episode, but Keith needs to be tickled anyway.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

General Ironicus posted:

I know Gavin can't be around in every episode, but Keith needs to be tickled anyway.

Kyle is perfectly capable of tickling Keith.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Coffee And Pie posted:

Kyle is perfectly capable of tickling Keith.

Well, this absolutely needs to happen.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
A couple of the sounds that I really like are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Are you going to play every board of every Mario Party?

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110
Lmao

I'd honestly be surprised if they even played every Mario Party.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Death Bot posted:

Lmao

I'd honestly be surprised if they even played every Mario Party.

I kind of hope they play one board from each Mario Party. An important part of these "Let's Play Every ____ Game" series is the suffering.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I enjoy the Mario Party videos very much, so I hope they play at least a bit of all of them.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
IIRC the maps on MP 4 are the hardest slog.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
I had Mario Party 2 when I was a kid, and was pretty fond of it. I recall liking the wild west board a lot. I also played Mario Party 4 at a friend's house a couple times. I was only able to identify which one just now by googling "Koopa Kabana" :shobon:

Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."


Mario Party 2 is exactly why all my N64 controllers are broken. None of the joysticks work anymore and not just cuz every post-SNES controller is a piece of garbage time-bomb.

Zeikier fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Dec 2, 2015

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Zeikier posted:

Mario Party 2 is exactly why all my N64 controllers are broken. None of the joysticks work anymore and not just cuz every post-SNES controller is a piece of garbage time-bomb.

Gamecube controllers were pretty rugged, I dunno what you're talking about.

Out of frustration, I spiked a Wavebird into the ground and it bounced down two floors, then it unpaused my game and I had to rush down to grab it.

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