Harbringer of Heavenly Displasure: You care less about tutoring some bumbling mortal as stomping evil yourself. Cast Divine Favor on yourself three times a day. Replaces Inspiration.
Second Mouth's Kiss: The method is self-explanatory; the effect is swapping a humanoid's sex for a few hours. Actually less of a cosmetic change than in most games, as a lot of feats, classes and abilities are gender-specific, but yeah, totally rape. Replaces Inspiration.
Scholarly Vulva: Instead of a second mouth at the top of your spine, you've got a second pussy at the base of your spine, and getting banged there makes you smarter. Replaces Weapons, and Modesty no longer applies. In more ways than one.
Vagina Denta: Yep, it's this old chestnut. Fields is the one who misspelled it, though. Slightly modifies the mechanics of Weapons, and makes it even more awkward to use. Still have to feed both mouths while eating, "a process which is exquisitely, distractingly pleasurable for the normally reserved Futakuchi".

Hibagon Oni: Purple-skinned, with rotting teeth, four nostrils, and three vertically-stacked orange eyes. Carve their tetsubo into giant cocks. Has no need for food, water, or oxygen, so long as they torture, rape and murder at least one sentient, intelligent creature a day. AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WANT TO PLAY AS THIS. FIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLDS!! Replaces Tetsubo.
Shojo Oni: Orange hair instead of black, generally jollier disposition, probably because they're permanently stinko. Immune to poison, no penalty for intoxication, Murder effect is replaced by guzzling a bottle of wine or its equivalent.
Stronger Than Strong: Ready to fight for right, against wrong. Enlarge Person on self once per day. Replaces Murder.
Yama-Uba: Female oni from the Frozen North, with gray-blue skin and white hair. +20% concealment in snowy or icy mountainous regions. Replaces Murder.

Cuddly Oni: A young demon of the Black Else, "you are a little bit more good-hearted than your parents would like, focused more on mischief and the occasional punishment game rather than predation and lust-murder." Wasn't that a Far Side? Anyway, racial bonus on Stealth and Intimidate, cast either Darkness, Ghoul Touch, or Command Undead once a day. It says it replaces the racial skills and modifies Perfection, but reads like it does the other way around?
Divine Domain: Access to "domain powers" associated with your defining subtype, whatever that means. Replaces Perfection. Come to think of it, Perfection is really all there is to replace on these guys, so I'll just skip that part.
Heavenly Beauty and Grace: Once per day, reveal your true heavenly beauty, effectively casting the spells Cat's Grace and Eagle Splendor on yourself.
Lovely Kami: "You are a kami not dedicated to good or evil, but to love, lust and the joyous, wet moment of orgasm." Ohhhh boy. Gifts of Ecstasy as a racial bonus feat, Perfection applies to Perform (Sexual) checks, and any creature whom you willingly gently caress gets either +1 to all saving throws or +3 to a specific saving throw for an hour.
Warrior of Heaven: Exactly what it sounds like. Automatic proficiency with all simple and martial weapons, shields, and light to medium armor. Perfection-style bonus dice to attack rolls made with anything for which you have a Weapon Focus feat.

Nightshade: Mushrooms instead of berries, +2 STR for CON hours instead of HP. Still sexy! Replaces Ripened.
Spirit of Wood: No damage from wooden weapons. Replaces Child.
Sustaining Rice: Rice instead of mushrooms instead of berries. No benefit other than making you less hungry, but is can be produced at will, fully cooked, "in a variety of styles", and in virtually unlimited amounts. Still sexy! Replaces Ripened.

Amagitsune: Divinely sanctioned foe of oni-kind. Three times per day, force a non-good Outsider within 30 feet to reroll any D20 check and take the worse result. Racial type changes from Fey to Outsider, and replaces Disguise.
Emptiness Fox: Servant of the Void Element, source of all wisdom. Once per day, channel the Void and cast Invisibility and Fox's Cunning on yourself as a full round action. Replaces Disguise and racial skills.
Hainu Kitsune: "Your foxy blood is somehow mystically mingled with the spirit of a long ago white dog, who flew like a sparrow and fought like an eagle"... Krypto?! Gain a flight speed of 40 feet, and +2 racial bonus to Fly checks. Replaces Trickster.

Abura-Sumashi: Even uglier than normal, with skin like rock and a head like a potato. STR boost with a CHA penalty, +2 natural armor bonus, and can squeeze a flask of lamp oil from any rock. Replaces Wisdom.
Azuki-Arai: "You are a surprisingly jolly little man, always singing cheerful songs of rape and cannibalism, but despite the morbid tunes you sing, you are mostly harmless." No CHA penalty, may cast Cause Fear, Lullaby, or Open/Close as a same-level Bard once per day. Replaces racial skills.
Kumo: Half spider. Racial types are Humanoid and Vermin, Climb speed of 30 feet. Doesn't outright mention the bestiality but oh god

Mujina: Ha ha your balls are soooo tiny! In exchange for being the laughingstock of the tanuki world, you get to change into a couple of different animals, and your movement speed and DEX score aren't nearly as impaired. Replaces Testicles.
Tanuki's Purse: Once per day, you can take a pile of sticks and rocks from your scrotal purse ("Why it carries rocks and twigs in its scrotum is a mystery best left to the ages.") and Bluff it into a pile of coins for 1D4 days. Replaces Testicles.

Compassionate Motherhood: Divine midwives. Cast Stabilize three times a day and a racial bonus to Treat Injury checks. Also, casting Stabilize on a pregnant female ensures a healthy, pain-free pregnancy. Also also, once per level, you can touch a pregnant woman or infant to give the child a permanent bonus to CON and any other one ability score. Replaces Dust.
Envious Motherhood: Predatory instead of penitent. Inflict an additional damage die against pregnant females, and automatic maximum damage against children. Cause miscarriages with critical hits. Shouldn't this be a monster or something? Replaces Rebirth.
Ubume-Chan: Hoo boy. So, here we have an Ubume who died so young that she doesn't fully understand the tragedy of her situation and treats her dead child as a playmate rather than a self-imposed onus. The book says this is "cute and disturbing in equal measure", but I have my doubts. The dead baby counts as a sorcerer's familiar, and can be set down on the ground to walk under its own power. This sets your Initiative score to 0, though, since all your attention is diverted, but you also get the Alertness feat which probably does something neat. Replaces Womb.

Blood Immortal (Humans, Half-Orcs, Elves): You can't die. At all. Ever. A sidebar freely acknowledges that this completely breaks any game where it's allowed to exist, but is included for anyone who wants to play Manji from Blade of the Immortal or Tokyo Red Hood from first level. No mention of why anyone who'd play such a character would want die rolls or any rules at all getting in their way.
Chochinobake (Dwarves, Gnomes): Walking paper lanterns. All you can really do is shed light. Dumb as hell.
Elven Cruelty (Elves, Half-Elves): Bank your race's reputation for sadism and depravity for a hefty bonus to Intimidate non-Elves, and deal an extra damage die against helpless or unaware opponents. Flavor text points out for no reason at all that Elven women are even worse than the men. Man, just this one post is making Robert Jordan look like Gloria Steinem.
Forest Fairy Patrol! (Elves, Half-Elves, Gnomes, Halflings): Non-magical animals frequently come to you for help resolving mundane concerns. If you successfully aid the animal, you get an XP bonus; if you solve the problem and bang the animal and/or any issue-related animal spirit/forest-dwelling fey/cosplayer in the process, you get a double bonus! FIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLDS!!
Hannyo (Humans): You're half-spirit, and have some sort of animalistic physical deformity, such as talons instead of feet or a tail. But you also get super-smelling powers and a racial bonus to Handle Animal.
Kintaro Dwarf (Dwarves): Gain the Kintaro feat as a racial bonus. Yep.
Little Pet (Halflings, Gnomes): Specially bred kemonomimi midget sex-pets who wandered in from the Cthulhutech set next door. Whenever you gain a level, roll a die for a CHA bonus and a random effect (+2 Combat Maneuver Bonus from being hug-happy, bonus move speed and REF from being all lithe and poo poo, or Alertness from your cute little animal ears).
Prowess of Steel (Dwarves, Humans, Half-Elves, Half-Orcs, males only): Super-samurai! Racial bonus to attack rolls with two-handed swords, and also to Perform or Profession (Sexual) checks, because
Setotaisho (Dwarves): You're actually a golem who formed itself from broken earthenware and was raised by a dwarven family. Huh?
Umi-Nyobou (Humans, females only): Want to play as Princess Ruto from Ocarina of Time? Here ya go.
Yama-Oroshi (Goblin, Gnome, Halfing): A radish grater that achieved sentience and grew a body.

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Angelic Little Loli (female only, Young Adult or younger): Bonus to all Saves made against the "hostile intentions" of evil creatures. This benefit is temporarily lost "if you engage in consensual penetrative sex, though you can engage in masturbation, oral or fetish acts with a lover". FIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLDS!! (Wow, that one came early.)

Bara (male only, Adult or older): Hyper-virile gay man. Add CON to Bluff/Diplomacy vs. other men.

Bishonen/Bishoujo: Well, Japan does love its androgynes. Pretty much a fixed bonus version of Bara.

Body Sheath: An apparently natural pocket that you can only use for hiding weapons for some reason. Wouldn't be notable, except it's described as "like a warrior’s vulva ready to accept your blade". Stay classy, Fields.

Broken Doll: You look your best when you're beaten. CHA bonus while at half HP or less.

Carnal Inspiration: Sleep with someone beautiful enough, get a bonus to Conjuration/Enchantment spells.

Demon Hunter's Semen (male only): Glowing jizz that grants a temporary bonus vs. Outsiders when "accepted into the body".

Dimwitted But Mighty (at least -1 INT/WIS modifier): FATAL flashbacks, woo! Add your INT/WIS penalty to your STR. The dumber you are, the stronger you get!

Ecchi Adventurer: Pick a fetish. Indulge in that fetish, and get an XP bonus for one hour afterwards.

Exorcist's Tongue: Communicate with any incorporeal Undead. Not at all what you were expecting, was it?

Fertile Skin (female only): Get pregnant just from touching semen.

Gooey Lubrication: Your sexual fluids can be used as sovereign glue. Potentially quite embarrassing.

Holy Milk (female only): Constantly lactating, functions as holy water.

Incestuous Siblings: You don't just share a bed, you share Save scores! Can be selected multiple times for multiple siblings!

Magic Maid Service: Summon a swarm of "semi-real" pixie maids to make out with each other at will. Can be used to stun a target, but I'm willing to bet nobody who takes this remembers to try.

Megane-Ko (female only): The old "sexy librarian" trick. Use INT modifier instead of CHA for Bluff/Diplomacy.

Necro-Freak: Exactly what you think.

Never Ending Hymen (female only): Also exactly what you think.

Omorashi: Rules for having a tiny, tiny bladder.

Phallic Tongue: Yep.

Piss Connoisseur: Conjure a perfect mental image or determine a woman's next menstrual cycle by well you get the idea.

Possessor's Mark: Permanently brand a creature with a glowing rune during sex. Doesn't do anything, really, it's just sort of there.

Play Pregnancy (female or Bishonen only): Perfectly mimic pregnancy, swollen breasts and everything. And yes, this can be taken by androgynous men as well. Probably. As I understand it, you're only supposed to have one Talent, and Bishonen is another Talent, so...

Pleasure Tattoos: The magic of your ink heals anyone you gently caress. Sure, why not.

Pretty Meat Pussy (female only): You can turn the skin over your genitals transparent at will for a sexually-oriented Bluff/Diplomacy bonus vs. cannibalistic creatures.

Sexy Little Witch: Prepare two extra spells a day if you get your rocks off first.

Storm Piss: Urinate into a body of water, and it becomes choppy and storm-tossed.

Swinging Testicles (male only, Tanuki exempt): You have to carry your balls like a duffel bag. Bonus to Perform (Comedy) and CHA-based checks against Tanuki.

Teasing Little Loli (female only, Young Adult or younger): Bonus to Bluff vs. Adults. Bigger bonus the older they are, plus more if their last name is the same as their first name. Okay, I made that last part up.

Tsundere (female only): Deal an additional point of damage on melee attacks against anyone with a romantic or sexual interest in you.

Bishonen/Bishoujo Hermaphadite (Prereq: Bishonen/Bishoujo starting talent): Fields misspelled it, not me. Anyway, yeah, you're both Glen and Glenda in one androgynously attractive package, and can take sexually-oriented feats or skills or what-have-you from either side, though usage depends on if your body currently has the plumbing to make whatever-it-is it work. See, unlike true "hermaphadites", you can only have one set of gonads at a time; switching just requires a full round of concentration, but is otherwise at-will. Unless you're pregnant. Because that can happen. Of course.

Ghost Lover (Prereq: WIS 15+, Exorcist's Tongue starting talent): Exactly what it sounds like. The ghost can materialize freely if all it has to do is speak or otherwise 'interact' with you, or you can do what's called a Significant Summoning, which is limited in frequency and duration by your WIS score. With a SigSum, the ghost appears fully-bodied and solid in an empty space nearby, a perfect stat-block copy, right down to all of your current gear as well as access to all skills, abilities, and prepared spells. The drawbacks are that only one of you can make an attack action per round, the skills etc. are a shared pool between you, as are any limited-use items like potions or ammo, and the ghost only has 1 HP and creates an empathic backlash that leaves you shaken when it's hit. Still, another not-wholly-awful idea, and aside from the word "Lover" in the name and the one reference to at-will nookie, practically creep-free. Imagine that, eh?

Heikegani (Prereq: Human, Samurai or higher caste): Your ancestors died in a huge battle by the sea and were eaten by crabs, so now you're born with a crab shell around your body and the ability to coat weapons in coral.

Kintaro (Prereq: ???): Based on the Japanese folkloric hero, the book doesn't get much further than what you can read in the Wiki article before getting cut off. The Kintaro entry ends on page 71 with a complete physical description (ruddy complexion, glowing kin kanji above their genitals), then picks up on page 72 mid-sentence describing what sort of information you can get from talking to objects. So there's at least a full page of these things missing. Good show.

Perverted Immortality (Prereq: Middle Aged or older): It's the direct-to-video porn version of The Picture of Dorian Grey: you're ageless, with no stat penalties (but keeping the bonus to WIS), so long as you engage in "incredibly kinky sex" with a virgin of at least Adult age once a month. Miss a month, though, and all those missed penalties for age come crashing down on you at once, and stay there until you catch up. Aside from that, bonus to Knowledge (History) cumulative for each century lived blah blah who cares you're an ever-living virgin hunter what else do you want. This feat is also one of the possible rewards from the Ecchi starting talent for successfully shtupping at least one member of each racial type.

Black Fatherhood (male only, Wombscrape): You can communicate with your unborn spawn, making them temporarily take control of their host mother. Then, at birth, you can either force the mother to make a FORT save or die, or make a WILL save or be permanently brainwashed to your alignment. Totally. Playable. Option.

Bodymeld: Absorb your willing lover, forming a giant, "hermaphaditic", composite being. The accompanying artwork is rather terrifying.

Bodywalk: Transform yourself into a wave of gore, rush in through the various orifices of a nearby target, then burst out violently from another victim which shares at least one physical trait (race, gender, or ethnicity) with the initial target. Specified as "one of the most fearsome hentai no judo abilities", another one of those ignorant misuses of foreign terminology that even a rudimentary education can tear apart like tissue paper.

Caress of Soiled Cloth: By jacking off into a piece of recently-worn clothing, you can activate one sexual feat or ability as if you just had actual sex with the owner.

Cocoon of Filth: poo poo yourself, and form it into fire-resistant full-body armor. Washes away with water damage.

Cum Flux Flood: Form semen "accepted into your body" into a simple-minded jizz demon.

Dark Lover's Carapace: Cockroach-like demonic armor bursts from your skin. Gets harder based on the number of sexual encounters you've had within the last day.

Drippings of Stone: Medusa's sex gunge.

Enema Alchemist:

Grave Between the Legs: "Your hate, fear and self loathing is focused inward, transforming your body into a poisonous, diseased wasteland: you have made your sexuality a weapon of mass destruction, usually in response to violation and atrocity." Oooookaaaaaaaaay. Moving on. Very slowly. So as to not provoke a reaction.

Genderqueer: Requires the Hermaphadite feat. You radiate "an unsettling sensual aura" which shorts out single-gender abilities. Take that, fas-cis-ts.

Gift of Innocence: Pop a willing virgin's cherry, and gain a spiritual bond with them. Sense relative distance, direction, and general well-being while on the same plane, extend personal-range spells by touch, and maximize any healing effects between you.

Hungerblood: When damaged with slashing or piercing weapons, your blood lashes out from the wound to coil around your enemies' weapons, giving a CMB bonus. Alternately, you can suffer temporary CON damage to form a masterwork whip from your own blood.

Innocence Restored: Instantly wipe away the physical and psychological effects of a rape through consensual sex. Demonic pregnancies must make a DC 28 FORT save, but otherwise, even hymens grow back with no muss or fuss.

Lemon-Pink Hospital: Your fluids heal.

Lemon-Pink Metamorph: Other people's fluids change your shape.

Lethal Jealousy: Remember Possessor's Mark? Now it does something. Specifically, it makes the marked shoot fiery acid from their genitals if they have sex with anyone other than you.

Lusty Blades: Enchant a single slashing or piercing weapon by masturbating with the hilt. Now, it doesn't specify female characters only, so I guess if you can figure out a way for it to work otherwise...

Menstrual Wings (female only, Moon Wise): Enormous bat wings made of blood burst from your back. Flight speed is enhanced if the moon is full.

Moon Wise (female only): Your period blood grants a healing factor, and you gain low-light vision because nature nonsense.

Mother to Demons (female only): Summon demonic monsters to defend you by literally birthing them.

Nudie Cutie: Transform all armor and clothing worn into a single piece of headgear, and gain their full advantages while in the buff. The accompanying artwork is rather good. No, really!

Painted With Seed: You gain a temporary bonus from having semen ejaculated on you, but the bonus is different depending on which body part it hits. There's a list, but eh, this post is long enough.

Phallic Spear Technique (male only): "A hateful thought, and your penis bursts through your clothes, your very masculinity transformed into a dangerous edged weapon." Your dick is now a reach weapon, length 10 ft. per CON mod, 1d8 damage and 19-20 crit. However, it's also a viable target, with Hardness equal to your WIS and HP equal to your CON; if it's 'defeated', you lose the benefit of this feat for 48 hours and begin bleeding out severely.

Pink Zone: Porno situations break out spontaneously around you, much like how a musical protagonist generates choreography by walking down the street.

Playful Little Loli: With roughly a minute of concentration, you can voluntarily take temporary INT damage (gaining DR 1/magic per point lost) and designate any one sentient creature as your "mommy or daddy", substituting your save bonuses for theirs "as you draw comfort from their presence". FIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLDS!!

Poison the Bowels: Make a ranged touch attack. If successful, you take control of the target's dormant feces, Nauseating them until they try to take a dump, at which point their intestines EXPLODE for massive physical damage and a save vs. permanent CON damage.

Rapist's Camaraderie (male only): Cumulative attack, damage, and grapple bonus while in the presence of one or more sentient males who have raped or seriously injured a sentient female within the last 24 hours.

Rebuilt by Lust (Battered Doll talent): "Your bruised, broken and horribly scarred body is repaired and reenergized through sexual contact. Though it hurts you terribly, you know accepting a man into your damaged body is for the best." I can add nothing to that.

Scatological Armory: Share your Cocoon of Filth with nearby allies. Gee, thanks.

poo poo Rider: Basically Cum Flux Flood, only with dookie and an enema made of "strange oils".

Super Kawaii: Add CHA mod to AC by virtue of being "too adorable to kill".

Tentacled Myriad: Yep, tentacles. The flavor text for this one is substantially longer than the effect text.

Unbirth (requires Vaginal Prison): You can voluntarily take temporary CON damage to force a WILL save on your victim. Success means permanent CON damage for them; failure means they regress an entire age category, with anyone breaking past Child dying instantly.

Vaginal Prison (female only): "You can transform your vagina into a strange Tessarect, a fold in space and time." Make a second grapple check against an already grappled opponent, and your pussy swallows them whole, shunting them into another dimension within your body. Victims suffer acidic and bludgeoning damage each round, and can only escape by teleportation or dimensonal travel magic, or by making a WILL save against your WIS mod. You can squirt them or their equipment out at will, which is handy since you take quite a lot of damage if they manage to make that save.

Veins Full of Cum (requires Painted With Seed or Rebuilt By Lust): Your heart pumps life-giving manjuice instead of blood. Your body enters a regenerative coma at least 4 hours after being slain, regaining 1 HP per hour plus 1 for each male who ejaculates on your corpse. Not as game-breaking as Blood Immortal, since any fire or acid damage during the coma interrupts and negates it, and each successful attempt has an increasingly difficult FORT save vs. permanent INT loss to brain damage.

Wards of Filth: Make a circle of protection against evil out of your bodily wastes.

Womanly Suffocation (female only): Make your breast flesh flow like wax, crushing a grappled opponent.

Wombscrape (requires Phallic Spear): Any fertile female wounded by your guisarme-vulgar must make a FORT save vs. pregnancy or miscarriage. Once per day, you can squeeze out a cone of acidic semen which has the same effect, plus damage to males within range.

Vampiric bird-dog-demon-things from Filipino folklore who suck unborn fetuses out of pregnant women with their long, mosquito-like proboscises. The Black Tokyo version just has them migrating to Japan to take jobs in disreputable hospitals and nails their natural appearance down to enormous bird-things, "all lice-flecked ebon wings and hollow fangs", although they can disguise themselves as Filipino women. They think Ubume are super-delicious.

Masque: The disguise ability.

Proboscis: Long, whip-like tongue that grapples. Pregnant mortal women who are grappled must make a FORT check each round or "undergo an especially tramautic abortion". An Aswang who successfully induces an abortion is instantly healed to full HP, cleared of all status conditions, and becomes immune to turning for 24 hours.

Seeking the Dark Delicacy: Instead of the abortion thing, a grappled Ubume loses 1D3 WIS points per round, no save, with perma-death at 0 WIS. As if that weren't enough, Aswang are immune to unarmed or melee attacks from Ubume. Better hope you brought backup.

Yep, these guys. They look all wrinkled and old, but are "stronger than they were in their 20s", sprouting talons of gold and a sharklike mouth full of fangs when they fight.

Bribe Hell: Can sacrifice an item of Purchase DC 20 or higher to summon a CR 8 demonic bodyguard. This is actually why they're always decked out in designer watches, designer ties and the like, so they can be discarded in an emergency. Actually a pretty cool idea.

Black Coins: Throw a handful of bloody yen at a target as a free action. If it hits, the target is cursed with a spiritual bounty, giving any Outsiders allied with that particular Amakaze a bonus to attack them.

Economic Sadism: "The dark, materialist magic that sustains the immortal Amakaze loathes the working poor even as it depends upon them for sustenance." Bonus on all attack/damage rolls and Bluff/Diplomacy/Intimidate checks against targets with a Wealth Bonus of less than +8, and automatically confirm critical hits against targets with 0 Wealth Bonus. Top-notch social commentary right here.

Murderous Fraud: "The Amakaze’s cold bone talons unravel a victim’s wealth and credit history even as they slice through his guts." Melee attacks deal additional damage to the target's Wealth Bonus. Sure why not.

It is (or was) a fairly common practice in Japan for moneylenders to take out life insurance policies on borrowers, so that just in case they tried to commit suicide rather than default, the company'd still profit. The Amakaze, beacons of capitalism that they are, take this a step further and turn loan-suicide cases into hordes of disposable zombie drones.

Unbreakable Contract: Destroy the body, they'll just regenerate and get right back to whatever mission their Amakaze had them on before. The only way to exorcise them permanently is to pay off their debt, permanently reducing your Wealth Bonus by 1 per hobozombie.

Japanese daruma dolls are based on the legend of Bodhidharma, the founder of Zen Buddhism, who legend says meditated for so long that his entire body wasted away beneath him, leaving a serenely enlightened head. In Fields' world, the "real" Daruma are fallen monks and priests turned into giant shrimp demons who seek out happy lovers and chew off their genitals in "some kind of bizarre attempt to control ‘human lust’." Riiiiiiiiiight.

Pounce: Meh.

Nibble: Two bites in one attack.

Mutilating Bite: Instead of Nibble, go straight for the babymakin' parts for extra damage.

Sexual Inversion Curse: Whatever character makes the deathblow on a Daruma must make a FORT save or have their gender permanently swapped.

The Amakaze's MIB force of demonic errand boys. They appear as plain, forgettable salarymen, complain about their job constantly, wear dark sunglasses to hide their total lack of eyes, and cheap rumpled suits to hide the fact that they have dog mouths instead of penises.

Blindsense: No eyes means no visual attacks. And they track by scent.

Cowards Prosper: Anyone hit by a Kanedama takes extra damage from its allies, as well as any further attacks from the same Kanedama. It doesn't say otherwise, so I guess this effect can stack from multiple Kanedama, making them a real threat in numbers.

Demons of lust and jealousy, "given form when a young woman masturbates to a bitter, hurtful orgasm to thoughts of a lover she can never possess." Single-minded and not very bright, they come to Earth to seek out the target of the fantasy that spawned them so they can challenge them to a friendly game of tiddlywinks (no, not really). Armless but beautiful Japanese women from head to waist, red-and-gold snake's tail below. Vagina's lined with venomous serpents, and their breast milk is a neurotoxin. Sheesh.

Climb: Kijohime aren't actually bound by gravity, so they can slither across walls and ceilings with impunity.

Constrict: Well, they are half snake, y'know.

Shiofuki: Thinking of their intended lover-victim brings the Kijohime to a messy orgasm, spraying venomous ejaculate in a cone in front of them. Anyone hit must make a FORT save or be blinded for an hour; anyone who fails that save must make a second FORT save or take temporary DEX damage as well.

Solitary Lust: The opponent with the highest CHA has a penalty to the above saves, because the Kijohime likes them best.

Lion statues that traditionally guarded the entrance to Buddhist temples, now come to life and full of neon or something. How conventional.

Resembles an ordinary woman's kimono, until it's worn, when it suddenly starts groping them with invisible hands. And that's it.

"The Okiku are the restless spirits who heard the call of the Hanging Academy, but could not answer it." But what does that meeeeeeeaan?? Anyway, I guess they must be undead teenage suicides or something, since they "resemble the girls they once were" except for being filled with insects and black smoke to replace the viscera removed during autopsy, and try to drive living girls to despair and death.

Cloud of Doubt: That smoke I mentioned leaks out to form a permanent miasma which surrounds them, removing any fear immunities and penalizing WILL saves.

Deathsmoke Kiss: An Okiku can make a grapple check to kiss an opponent, forcing acidic smoke into their lungs. Male victims only take half damage, but females not only take full damage from the attack, but must make a WILL save or become listless and suicidal, suffering a penalty to all rolls until she's either hit with a Remove Curse spell or offs herself. If the latter, they rise as a new Okiku in 48 hours.

Suicide Pact: Okiku work online, too. Killing one sets off an optional side-quest to save one of its online friends from killing herself because of the sudden abandonment.

Armored by Failure: A favorite of Amakaze, each allied creature slain within the spell's area of effect increases the caster's Damage Reduction by 1/-. The components even include "idiot henchmen".

Cock Like A Piston: A favorite of bousouzoku street-mages, the caster's cock turns into a piston with which they gently caress their motorcycle's engine for better speed and handling.

Deadening Defense: Completely cuts the caster off from the Earth Realm's ley lines, rendering them all but invulnerable to all magical effects, good or ill.

Evil's Tools: Switch any morally-aligned Damage Resistance possessed by the caster. Used by elder oni against demon hunters.

Fertility Control: Exactly what it sounds like.

Intimate Shards: A self-damaging area attack, needlessly focused on the breasts and genitals.

Piss Like A Dragon: Charge your bladder with mystical energy. Hold it in for up to 12 hours, then blast out a firehose stream of burning urine, range and damage dependent on how long it's been held back.

Slut Training: The target takes 100 points of damage in 24 hours time, minus one point for each person they bring to orgasm within that time. FIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLDS!!

Sudden Flowering: Take the berry from a Kijimunna, throw it like a grenade, and turn any non-magical items splashed with its juice into wood, flower and fruits.

Well-Educated Slut: So long as the spell lasts, get XP for banging a creature as if you'd defeated them in combat.

Aquatic Fur: Able to Take 10 or 20 on Swim checks, even under threat. Can hold breath for CON minutes.
Burrowing Fur: Digging, durr. No rock.
Chase Fur: Extra land speed.
Climbing Fur: Aquatic Fur for Climb.
Combat Fur: Gain naturally proficient weapons for claw strike or bite attacks.
Herd Fur: Racial STR bonus, lifting and carrying limits as if Large size instead of Medium.
Hibernating Fur: Enter a death-like trance state at will, requiring no sustenance and only trace oxygen to survive, for up to CON mod weeks. Must specify a specific time or trigger (taking damage, hearing a certain phrase, etc.) at which you will awaken.
Futanari Fur: Presented in Fields' order. And he still spells it "hermaphaditic".
Messy Fur: Gain perennial favorite Wards of Filth as a racial feat.
Nocturnal Fur: Darkvision.
Soft Fur: Gifts of Ecstasy as a racial feat.
Tentacle Fur: Race type changes to Monstrous Humanoid. Pretty underwhelming effect for having "clitorii six feet long dangling from beneath [your] jawline".

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Boy(/Tomboy) Toy: Despite what the name suggests, "designed to accompany a rambunctious young adventurer." Additional racial bonus to Climb, Jump, Handle Animal, Survival, and Tumble.
Conjurer: Cast Mage Hand or Prestiditation (shouldn't there be a g in that?) as a first level mage.
Childhood Protector: Cast Light on yourself at will, radiate a constant Bless effect that only works on children.
Marionette: Extra racial DEX bonus for having been made with high-grade joints.
Mother's Helper: Double bonus to chosen Craft/Profession/Perform skills, plus another bonus to Repair. Further +2 bonus when taking 10 or 20 on any of these, "effectively 'taking 12' or 'taking 22'".
Patchwork: Shift your colors at will, racial bonus to Hide.
Tutor: Bonus to INT, add racial bonus to any two Knowledge skills.

Unchanging Hand Technique: Actually a feat requirement, but reprinted for convenience. By either defeating an opponent's Defense by 5 points or more with an unarmed strike, or spending an action point alongside a hit, you can either lock a shapeshifter into their current form, or force them to revert to their true form.
Unchanging Hand Mastery (1st): 3 points instead of 5.
No Lesser Agony (1st): Immunity to all pain and fear effects, and to harmful sexual feats or abilities; harmless or beneficial ones may be allowed or rejected at will.
Living Weapon (1st): May make unarmed strikes even when their hands are full (since I guess the default is just punches and no kicks or such), and with no off-hand. Also deals extra unarmed damage, dice increasing every five levels.
Decoy Deception (2nd): Add half your class level to Bluff or Disguise checks made to blend in with a crowd or appear weak and helpless.
Iron Root Stance (2nd): "A Chaste’s will is so unbreakable she can root herself to the Earth." Bonus to resist grapples, trips, bull-rushes and suchlike.
Eyrines Ironfist (4th): Guess that answers that, then. Unarmed strikes count as silver and holy weapons, and you may spend an action point for a cumulative +1 bonus to attack and damage for every rape the target has ever committed. No maximum limit.
All Women Everywhere (5th): Cast Change Self at class level; only works to resemble humanoid females.
Ironclad Soul (7th): Turn your whole body into metal? Sure, why not. A whole host of new immunities, plus hefty STR and Defense bonuses, at the bargain cost of lower land speed and a stiff penalty to Hide and Move Silently checks.
Teaching Demons About Fear (8th): The Chaste are predators protecting the prey, and the whole of the Black Else knows them. All Undead and Outsiders in your presence are subject to a penalty-inducing fear effect, even mindless and otherwise fear-immune targets.

Immortality of the Noose (1st): Creature type becomes Undead, with a few caveats. Maidens still have a soul, so they don't get the typical Undead immunity to mental effects; their Hit Die remains based on character class; cannot be turned or revoked by divine casters; destroyed at 0 HP instead of incapacitated, and can only be willingly resurrected.
Play Dead (2nd): Spend an action point and specify a form of harm (from an energy type to a specific attacker or weapon). For the rest of the encounter, if you're destroyed by that method, you just collapse for 2D6 rounds, after which you hop back up with full HP.
Dying Insight (4th): Gain a permanent bonus to any two Knowledge skills, which triples for 48 hours after you return from the dead. Also, when "dying" with Play Dead, concentrate on any one person known to you to receive a full psychic dossier on their location and state of being. For another action point, open up a telepathic channel with them, too.
Artful Demise (5th): "As you die, you take direct control of your bodies final throes and dying tremors, shaping your last moments into a sensual performance that is impossible to forget." You can choose to either unnerve (all sentients watching make a WILL save vs. shaken) or inspire (all allied creatures get a WILL bonus equal to your CHA mod). Activates automatically with Play Dead.
Maiden of the Dead Temple (7th): As a medium and mediator between the living and the dead, you get a bonus to Bluff and Diplomacy checks against sentient undead and souls in the afterlife. Also comes with a built-in optional side quest, where helping a spirit settle their mortal affairs while in the middle of another adventure is rewarded with an action point.
Death and Life Entwined (8th): Drain levels while grappling. Use the life energy to either regain HP or convert it into temporary action points.
Loving Execution (10th): Spend an action point during sex to let your partner use Play Dead for a single encounter. As a bonus, any lover who dies and comes back in this manner gets to reassign up to four skill ranks and retrain any one feat choice upon return.

Lustful Ronin (1st): Bonus to STR and CON for 24 hours after any sexual encounter with a sentient virgin female, willing or not. Also a permanent insight bonus to CHA-based skill checks against any woman who's previously "rewarded" you.
Chittering Jade (1st): As part of the ritual inducting you as an Omukame, your body becomes covered in a greenish-black exoskeleton, shaped in a parody of traditional samurai armor (or, if Fields had really thought this through, vice versa). Hefty bonuses to defense that increase with level, and bonuses to Handle Animal and Survival checks involving "mindless vermin", which I guess would be insects? So why doesn't he just say "insects"?
Endless Vitality (1st): Omukame "are trained to use their cocks with as much skill as they wield their katana, and are equally tireless when fighting with either". Use your Phallic Spear Technique at will, with no daily limit.
Hundred Legs Strength (2nd): Add half your class level (rounded down) to all Climb, Jump and Tumble checks. Also, you can drop to all fours and sprout hundreds of tiny insect legs from your armor for a land speed bonus, but you have to drop anything you're holding to do so. Permanent spider climb effect at 3rd level.
Scent (3rd): Use Survival to track by scent, and recognize odors as easily as faces. Veterans are notorious for their panty-sniffing habits. :ughhh:
Blood and Venom (5th): Your blood is venom. Add a die of acid damage to all melee attacks. Spend an action point to bypass WIS mod points of DR, too.
Phallic Razor (10th): Your "already impressive combat penis [...] can slice through an oni's armor like rice paper." Increased base damage, crit threat on 18+, and triple crit damage. Spend an action point to add the vorpal quality for CON mod rounds, instantly beheading your opponent on a crit. With your cock. How does a body write something like this with a straight face? It boggles my mind, it does.

Chaotic Aura: Everything just seems to go wrong aroud you. Anyone within range, or anyone who's just moved out of it, cannot use or benefit from Flanking or Aid Another, nor can they take 10 or 20 on any skill check.
Fearsome Violence: Any opponent who sees you kill a living creature must make a WILL save (difficulty scales with how many you've killed already this encouter) or be shaken.
Frivolous Pleasure: Tantric energy surrounds any area in which you have had a sexual encounter within the past 24 hours, repelling undead and speeding up healing.
Ganguro Beauty: A Tokyo fashion craze from years ago, where young women bleach their hair blond and bake themselves brown in tanning booths. I always thought it was ugly as hell, but Fields apparently thought they rated a daily bonus pool that can be applied at will to CHA-based skill checks.

Heavenly Virgin (female only): You radiate an aura of childlike purity which protects you from demonic attacks and frustrates their actions while in your presence. Benefit is lost for 24 hours after engaging in consensual penetrative sex. I think I covered this one already, but here's a refresher, since it gets a couple of optional extras in this book:
Glimpse of Heaven: You can make your aura of purity visible CHA mod+2 times per day, with any one of a number of effects: target makes a WILL save, or you "instantly improve [their] attitude by one category" ; holy bonus to next CHA-bases skill check, Intimidate exempt; expend two charges to cast Sleep at character level; or expend three charges to remove the fatigued or exhausted conditions from any willing creature you touch. Targets receive no saving throws if you're at least partially nude, though, since the light shines out of your cooch. Of course it loving does.
Heavenly Exhibition: CHA mod+1 times per day, you can spend a full round masturbating and cum "a spectacular fountain of golden or rainbow colored plasma" which burns outsiders, undead and hostile fey with holy damage.

Lesser Toymaker: The ability to make Living Toy servants (shapes limited to humanoid or smaller fantastic creatures) with a Craft check and a sacrifice of "memories and life energy" in the form of XP. Another baseline requisite feat with expansions and add-ons:
Dark Toymaker (requires evil alignment): Instead of your own XP, murder a child or children to give your creation Hit Dice.
Master Toymaker: Harder skill check and higher price, but you're no longer limited in the shape or size of the Toys you can make.
Toymaker's Secret: Instead of semi-sentient items, the Living Toys you create are fully alive, first-level characters. Roll 'em up!

Masochistic Willpower: Immune to pain-based attacks. Also, bonus to WILL (or Craft, Perform or Profession checks for whatever reason) after taking 5 or more points of damage in a single round.
Memento Mori (undead only): Any time you make ay sort of skin contact with a living sentient, the target must make a WILL save or be shaken for a couple of rounds. If the contact is sexual, the save's DC and penalty are increased. Can be temporarily suppressed with a Concentration check.
Mind Rape: Cumulative bonus to Intimidate checks for every four hours you've kept the target in continuous bondage. Spend an action point during torture, and you can force them to make a WILL save vs. permanent WIS damage.
Mysterious Lover: You can attempt to wipe the details of your appearance and identity from anyone with whom you have sex. The victim gets a WILL save.

Pony Pretender: By putting on hoof boots and plugging a tail into your butt, you "unlock ancient equine power within you", transforming yourself into a sort of human-pony hybrid. You cannot speak normally or use your hands while dressed up, which also means you can't take the costume off by yourself. You can, however, communicate with any equine as a Speak With Animals spell effect, and you get rather large bonuses to your STR, CON, and land speed, the last despite tromping around on all fours.
You may also designate a single rider as your master/mistress. Designating a new one requires 4 to 6 hours of "intense" sex. If your rider has any mounted combat feats, they may use them while mounting you. You share an Initiative score in combat, but since you're sentient, no Ride check is necessary to command you, unless you and your rider take opposing actions, in which case the DC is your WILL save.
It's not all friendship and magic, though: for every 24-hour period in which you have spent any time in costume, you suffer 1d4-1 points of temporary INT damage. This damage cannot be healed while you remain in-role, and if you ever drop down to 2 INT this way, the transformation becomes permanent. And remember, you can't take this costume off yourself.

Slave Harem: When taking this feat and each time you gain a character level, you obtain a number of slaves equal to 5 times your CHA mod. Each slave is built as a character with a single Ordinary Level, any common PC race, and a standard array of ability scores. The initial number requires no game effort on your part ("Submissive souls seem drawn to you instinctively."), but any that are slain, rebel, or are sold must be replenished.
Transformative Dominance: By spending an action point while engaged in a "transgressive" sexual act, your partner must make a WILL save or have their personality and alignment rewritten to your specifications. This lasts until they gain a level, when they can make another WILL save to try and shake off your control. Even if they shake it off later, though, they "secretly long for your dominance" ever afterward, suffering a penalty on WILL saves from this feat or any similar abilities. FIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLDS!!

Bitchtits McGee fucked around with this message at 23:54 on May 7, 2013

( ) - Character Attributes or National Powers
< > - most game variables
[ ] - mathematical formulas
{ } - the name of some other card

• Dungeon Hazard - common name for the mysterious disaster that set up the whole high concept of the game.
  
• Hazard King - Arthurian figure renowned as the first Landmaker.
  
• Million Dungeons - common name for the post-Hazard world at large. Not an empirical number, but referring to the fact that anywhere you go now will be a dungeon.
  
• Grand Zero - the world is split into three levels, Norse mythology-style. This is the name for the ground in the middle.
  
• Firmament - dungeons in the sky and space and apparently Heaven as Angels are among the Firmament-type Monsters.
  
• Deeps - dungeons below sea level. Includes the actual sea.
  
• Great Powers - Not every other kingdom out there is as small as yours. This term refers to four in particular whose influence is entirely global: Meikyuu Superpowers.
  
• Dynamite Empire - The youngest of the Great Powers, and on the fast track to becoming the largest. Its philosophy: reclaiming the world by beating the Million Dungeons into submission with overwhelming brute force.
  
• Millennium Dynasty - Has existed practically unchanged since the Dungeon Hazard, at least. Very Middle Kingdom-y.
  
• Metro Khanate - Nomads and raiders whose entire kingdom exists on a series of trains. I don't know where the tracks come from, or if there are any tracks. Does it really matter?
  
• Holy Capitalist Republic of Hagulma - Economics thrive in the Million Dungeons under the loyal stewardship of Hagulma, part corporation, part bank, all kingdom.
  

• Max. Population: Equal to [Number of owned Territories x 100]. Since you start with just one Territory, that makes this 100.
  
• Citizens: This field is used during the game to keep separate track of "<Citizens> Remaining at the Kingdom" and "<Citizens> Assigned as <Staff>". More about what that actually means next chapter.
  
• Vox Populi: Latin for "voice of the people". Measures how much confidence the people have in their rulers. Comes up a lot later on. Starts out at 10.
  
• Budget: Divided into "Available Funds" and "Maintenance Costs". The specifics of these won't come up for a good while yet, so just remember "money" for now.
  
• Environment: ...What the heck is this doing here? The first field is blank, and the second is "Total Number Killed". I don't remember this being used or mentioned anywhere in the rules, but I have been wrong before. Guess we'll find out together.
  

• HP - Hit Points, ye ken. Maximum is equal to [(Valor) + (Adventure) + 5 + current Level].
  
• Capacity - Approximates the depth of your Character's mind. Now ain't that a thing? Mechanically, marks the maximum value of your <Drive>. Calculated by [(Wit) + (Charisma) ÷ 2].
  
• Evasion - Dodging poo poo, yo. Base is equal to [(Adventure) + 7].
  
• Staff - Public service is a big thing in the Million Dungeons, and every good citizen stands ready to brave the world outside in service to their Landmakers. Maximum is equal to [(Charisma) * 5 + current Level].
  

• Royal Command - (Interrupt, Single) - no Check
  Use this Interrupt when another Character spends <Hope> for any reason. Reduce your <HP> by 1 to reduce that <Hope> cost by 1. Cannot be stacked.
  
• Hegemony - (Permanent, Self) - no Check
  Use this Skill during the Kingdom Phase. Gain a bonus equal to [the Kingdom's total <Population> ÷ 50], free-assignable to any of your Stats. Recalculate any affected Sub-Stats. This bonus lasts for the remainder of the Session.
  
• Royal Guard - (Permanent, Self) - no Check
  While in your Encampment, any allied Characters present have any damage received reduced by [your <Staff> ÷ 5] (minimum of 1).
  
• Storm Bringer - (Permanent, Self) - no Check
  Whenever you make a Total Success on an Attack Check, you may add a bonus equal to your <Staff> to your Weapon Strength instead of rolling on the Critical Hit table.
  
• Regal Spirit - (Support, Self) - no Check
  Use this Skill when making a Check. Spend 1 <Vox Populi> to substitute your Kingdom's National Power for the Stat being checked.
  
• Irresponsible - (Aid, Special) - (Wit) / 10
  Roll against the Kingdom Disaster Table, then make the above Check. If successful, revert any one Spent Character to Ready.
  

• Distinguished Service - (Permanent, Self) - no Check
  At the start of each battle, choose any one Major NPC or Monster. Add 1D6 to your Weapon Strength whenever attacking that Character.
  
• Carnage - (Permanent, Self) - no Check
  Use this Skill whenever one of your attacks renders another Character either Unconscious or Dead. You may immediately take another Full Action.
  
• Lord of War - (Permanent, Self) - no Check
  Your <Staff> is added to your maximum <HP> (using the <Staff> value as of the last Kingdom Phase, but adding to your current <HP>.)
  
• To The Last - (Interrupt, Single) - no Check
  Use this Interrupt whenever any Character takes damage from any source. Subtract 1D6 from your <Staff>. The damage is nullified.
  
• Force of Arms - (Permanent, Self) - no Check
  Your Weapon Strength is increased by [<Staff> ÷ 4] points.
  
• Guardian - (Interrupt, Self) - no Check
  Use this Interrupt whenever a Character's <Staff> is depleted by any means other than the Character themselves (i.e., for a Skill effect). The effect on the <Staff> is nullified, and you take damage equal to the number of <Staff> that would have otherwise been lost.
  

• Levy - (Interrupt, Court) - no Check
  Use this Interrupt after a Total Failure is made on a Check roll. The target may spend any number of <Vox Populi>, then reroll the Check using the same number of dice.
  
• Domestic Politics - (Support, Self) - no Check
  Use this Skill when using your Kingdom's National Power as part of a Check. Spend 1 <Hope> to substitute one of your Stats in place of the National Power.
  
• Diplomacy - (Interrupt, Special) - see text for Check
  Use this Interrupt at any time. On a successful (Wit) Check, one of your Kingdom's existing Relations becomes Friendly. The Check Difficulty is determined by the target's current Relation level: Friendly, 10; Neutral, 13; Strained, 16. For each point of difficulty, 1 MG must be spent out of the Kingdom's Budget. This effect is permanent, and does not expire at the end of the game.
  
• Resupply - (Aid, Special) - (Wit) / 9
  Use this Skill while in your Encampment. Discard any 1D6 Materials, and select 3 Characters. On a successful Check, each of those Characters regains <HP> equal to [your current <Staff> ÷ 4].
  
• Messenger - (Permanent, Court) - no Check
  Use this Skill while in your Encampment. Subtract 1D6 from your <Staff>, and add that number to the AV of your next Tactical Check.
  
• Rescue - (Plan, Court) - (Wit) / 11
  Use this Skill during the Dungeon Phase. On a successful Check, you can spend 1 <Hope> to acquire a number of <Citizens> equal to [your current <Staff> ÷ 4]. These <Citizens> may be organized freely.
  

• Prayer - (Interrupt, Any) - no Check
  This Skill may be used at any time. Select any present Characters you wish. Spend any number of <Hope> points, then divide the spent points between the selected Characters. For each assigned <Hope> point, each selected Character regains [1D6 + total <Sympathy> with target] <HP>.
  
• Turn Undead - (Aid, Single) - (Charisma) / 7 + target Monster's Level
  Spend 1 <Hope> and select an Undead-type Monster. On a successful Check, this Monster takes 2D6 damage.
  
• Sermon - (Aid, Court) - no Check
  Spend any number of <Hope> points. For each spent <Hope> point, each member of your Court regains [1D6 + your current <Staff> ÷ 5] <HP>.
  
• Sacrifice - (Aid, Self) - no Check
  Reduce your <Staff> by 1D6, and remove one Common Item in your possession from the game. Your Court can now use an {Elevator} if one is present in the room.
  
• Divine Wrath - (Aid, Self) - (Charisma) / 10
  Spend 1 <Hope>, and make the above Check. If successful, select any 1 Character in the same Area. That Character takes [3D6 + your current <Staff> ÷ 5] damage.
  
• Enlightenment - (Permanent, Self) - no Check
  Add a bonus equal to [your current <Staff> ÷ 5] to the AV of any Negotiation Skill Check being made by another Character.
  

• Shadow Clone - (Interrupt, Self) - no Check
  This Skill may be used at any time. Reduce your <HP> by 1D6. You can reuse any one Aid or Interrupt Skill you've already used this Cycle.
  
• Shinobi Army - (Interrupt, Self) - no Check
  Use this Skill when a Trap or Base effect is triggered. Subtract 1D6 from your <Staff>. The Trap or Base's effect is nullified (if it's a Permanent effect, it is only nullified for the current Cycle).
  
• Disruption - (Interrupt, Single) - no Check
  Use this Skill when any other Character takes damage. Spend 1 <Hope>. All damage taken by that Character is reduced by [1D6 + your total <Sympathy> for them] for the remainder of this Cycle.
  
• Spy - (Support, Self) - no Check
  Use this Skill alongside a Command Check to Gather Information. Increase the Difficulty by as many levels as you like. If the Check passes, learn a number of Monster names and/or Traps in the room equal to the number of chosen levels (which Monsters and/or Traps are revealed is left to the GM's discretion).
  
• Puppet Master - (Aid, Self) - no Check
  Subtract 1D6 from your <Staff>, and select a Character. Any one Permanent-type Skill that Character possesses has no effect until the beginning of the next Cycle.
  
• Phantasma - (Permanent, Self) - no Check
  While in combat, if there are no allied Characters in the same Area as you, your <Evasion> is increased by [your current <Staff> ÷ 5].
  

• Assist - (Support, Single) - no Check
  Use this Skill at any time. Transfer 1 <Drive> from yourself to any other Character.
  
• Preparation - (Interrupt, Single) - no Check
  Select any one Character from your Court. This Character can spend 1 <Hope> to perform a single Kingdom Phase action. This effect can only be used once per Session.
  
• Cheerleading Squad - (Aid, Single) - no Check
  Use this Skill while in your Encampment. Spend 1 <Hope> and select a Character. That Character gains a bonus to their next Check equal to [your current <Staff> ÷ 5].
  
• Devotion - (Support, Self) - no Check
  Use this Skill when making a Co-Operative Action. The bonus added to the target's AV is equal to [your total <Sympathy> for them + 2].
  
• Master - (Permanent, Self) - no Check
  When taking this Skill, select any one Character from your Court. Whenever this Character makes a Total Success, gain 1 <Drive>.
  
• Suicide Run - (Support, Self) - no Check
  Use this Skill when attacking. Subtract 2D6 from your <HP>, and add that same number to your Weapon Strength.
  

JohnOfOrdo3 - Royalty
dereku - Knight
Everything Counts - Vizier
Ryuujin - Priest
Mr. Maltose - Ninja
goatface - Servant

1: Name A + Second Name A
2: Name B + Second Name A
3: Exotic Name + Second Name A
4: Name A + Second Name B
5: Name B + Second Name A
6: Fantastic Name + Second Name B

Name A
11: Orange / Jasmine              23: Bamboo / Olive          36: Tuba / Organ
12: Lanternflower / Morningglory  24: Cloud / Climate         44: Naan / Cookie
13: Clover / Thornapple           25: Tao / Snow              45: Willow / Cache-cache
14: Daphne / Mushroom             26: Avalanche / Eclair      46: Scone / Couscous
15: Granada / Primrose            33: Vivacita / Metronome    55: Flask / Clip
16: Radish / Marigold             34: Canon / Bassoon         56: Clavadora / Crayon
22: Cypress / Magnolia            35: Oboe / Harmonica        66: Soap / Broom

Name B
11: Age / Wednesday               23: Schwarz / Moegi         36: Zippo / Chocolat
12: Giorno / Noel                 24: Slot / Kirie            44: Ninepins / Lucha
13: Dusk / Mañana                 25: Joker / Dice            45: Decathlon / Lacrosse
14: Winter / Juno                 26: Jigsaw / Domino         46: Kabaddi / Pingpong
15: Hiran / Bianca                33: Backgammon / Marbles    55: Pound / Velvet
16: Walnut / Rouge                34: Cigaro / Cocoa          56: Ruble / Cotton
22: Grey / Scarlet                35: Spichka / Orange-pekoe  66: Schilling / Silk

Exotic Name
11: Moai / Cyrstalskull           23: Gogh / Victoria         36: any star
12: Chupacabra / Mbembe           24: Zombie / Onyankopon     44: any weapon
13: Kungfu / Yinyang              25: Getuppah / Carmen       45: any animal
14: Bushido / Miyako              26: Overkill / Sashimi      46: any jewel
15: Champion / Barbie             33: Butcher / Devi          55: any word + Dragon
16: Upanishad / Sorge             34: Bronson / Madonna       56: roll on any Word Table
22: Deathmarch / Intel            35: Gygax / Eroica          66: your name

Fantastic Name
11: Adam / Eve                    23: Maharaja / Krishna      36: Xanadu / Yomi
12: Jack / Momo                   24: Kageotoko / Kurotokage  44: Albion / Laputa
13: Oz / Alice                    25: Orpheus / Venus         45: Xenda / Gormenghast
14: Conan / Leda                  26: Solomon / Salome        46: Innsmouth / Ys
15: Arthur / Isis                 33: Watarigarasu / Deedlit  55: Fuunuimu / Yapoo
16: Elric / Glorianna             34: Nyarlathotep / Bast     56: Xanth / Narnia
22: Gilgamesh / Amaterasu         35: Annatar / Fortuna       66: Kalevala / Ihatovo

JohnOfOrdo3 - Kabaddi / Pingpong
dereku - Tuba / Organ
Everything Counts - Giorno / Noel
Ryuujin - Avalanche / Eclair
Mr. Maltose - Bamboo / Olive
goatface - Canon / Bassoon

JohnOfOrdo3 - nodo kara te ga deru, "a hand from the throat"; an impossible request; asking for the moon.
dereku - ryoute ni hana no, "flowers in both hands"; doubly blessed; alternately, to have a pretty woman on each arm.
Everything Counts - tora no o o fumu, "stepping on a tiger's tail"; walking fearlessly into danger.
Ryuujin - ishibashi o tataite wataru, "strike the stone bridge as you cross it"; take nothing for granted; one can never be too cautious.
Mr. Maltose - kaze ni yanagi no, "like a willow in the wind"; flexible.
goatface - doragon mo hadashi de nigedasu, "even dragons flee barefoot"; a fearsome reputation.

JohnOfOrdo3 - Astrologist (Charisma)
dereku - Adventurer (Adventure )
Everything Counts - Aristocrat (Charisma)
Ryuujin - Professor (Wit)
Mr. Maltose - Magician (Wit)
goatface - Chef (Adventure), Happymancer (Charisma)

JohnOfOrdo3 - Darkness, War, Dungeons, Other species
dereku - Fiancee, Royalty, Fireworks, Daydreams
Everything Counts - Fiancee (again), Futility, Tradition, Medicine
Ryuujin - Dressing up, Numbers, Tradition, Adventures
Mr. Maltose - Staying up late, Getting up early (how symmetrical ), Meddling, Monsters
goatface - Fiancee (again), Haircuts, Cooking, Crime