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Silber
Feb 28, 2008

relax, enjoy


Everyone give a warm, yet restrained benefit-of-the-doubt, welcome to HondaRider271. As the title implies don't loving talk to me anymore about your stupid threads because we have a new retarded idiot who thinks moderating a drug forum on an internet site full weirdos was a good idea. And he'll take it or I'll pin the drat thing on Jaime Lannister.

I would say that I believe he has demonstrated the capabilities necessary to be a fine moderator if only I actually gave a poo poo about any of that. I actually just picked the first person I thought would say yes to the "job" (well actually I picked Menorah but the stupid bumblefuck got himself banned a few days before, maybe next time bb) so now he can deal with all your ridiculous dankbutts consipiracy theories, weed drama, and phenazepam chat. I am like The Giver in that book: The Giver. The pain is his now. So please celebrate his new pain with a kind round of welcomes and supportful thoughts and smoking of PCP and having sex with one another while you roll around in broken glass from the vase you were not aware you knocked over.

The last year and a half or whatever has been a gas. You guys have been both the chillest and the craziest gosh darn people. See you around, lunatics

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Beaters
Jun 27, 2004

SOWING SEEDS
OF MISERY SINCE 1937
FRYING LIKE A FRITO
IN THE SKILLET
OF HADES
SINCE 1975


We will try to carry on! The forum mod alerts are now my first stop every morning. I see you have a ban pending. Once more you beat me to the punch.

Welcome, HondaRider271! I bet you'll do just fine.

HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007
What pisses me off is the whole Of Mice and Men thing that was pulled. "Oh don't worry Lenny, nothing is gonna happen" "Will there be rabbits?" "Yeah you can take care of the rabbits " Then bam shotgun to the head.

It's not as if you could have been forthright and said "yeah we may have to demod you, here's the discussion if you'd like to represent yourself." Or at least waited for a reply so I could say "fuck no don't tell them I stepped down, that's bullshit." No, just throw me under the bus in hopes it will calm people down, say nothing at all while people are on their witchhunt, then decide in secret to remove me as a mod and tell people I stepped down. Great, what a wonderful experience this has been. Far be it from me to expect perhaps a courtesy PM asking for my input. Perhaps I would have agreed to step down in a public fashion, that wouldn't look so incriminating and terrible. Or perhaps we could have figured something out that would result in a punishment/ban but not a de


Thanks Beaters/Silber! I will rule with an iron fist - you will all rue the day HondaRider was given an ounce of power. Well go on then, start rueing!

Warchicken
Jun 9, 2004


What, like, syrian rue?

oneliquidninja
Jan 6, 2007

I swear I wrote something funny here.


I'd volunteer to be the first one you ban, as a warm up you know, but that's my wife's weed money and she'd kill me.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007



good luck duder

waste of internet
Sep 13, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


So it came down to a douchy, film school hipster/pretend skater vs a drug addicted lunatic. The latter is more "us" so I'm glad Honda won the title. Genuinely looking forward to seeing the results of his first relapse/bender (wherever the hell his life is at this point) as a moderator.

Honda always seemed like one of those people who is genuinely better off "on the drugs."

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Warchicken
Jun 9, 2004


So am I the only one reading a weirdly passive aggressive tone in that post orrrrrrrrr what's up with all that bidniss. Honda, you drug addled wannabe poser skateboarding relapsed hippy rear end in a top hat!!!!

Tim Raines IRL
Aug 25, 2004

I should have stayed
in Canada


Thanks for everything silber <3

Honda, I want you to ban me soooo hard, and not even ask first.

HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007
What pisses me off is the whole Of Mice and Men thing that was pulled. "Oh don't worry Lenny, nothing is gonna happen" "Will there be rabbits?" "Yeah you can take care of the rabbits " Then bam shotgun to the head.

It's not as if you could have been forthright and said "yeah we may have to demod you, here's the discussion if you'd like to represent yourself." Or at least waited for a reply so I could say "fuck no don't tell them I stepped down, that's bullshit." No, just throw me under the bus in hopes it will calm people down, say nothing at all while people are on their witchhunt, then decide in secret to remove me as a mod and tell people I stepped down. Great, what a wonderful experience this has been. Far be it from me to expect perhaps a courtesy PM asking for my input. Perhaps I would have agreed to step down in a public fashion, that wouldn't look so incriminating and terrible. Or perhaps we could have figured something out that would result in a punishment/ban but not a de


waste of internet posted:

So it came down to a douchy, film school hipster/pretend skater vs a drug addicted lunatic. The latter is more "us" so I'm glad Honda won the title. Genuinely looking forward to seeing the results of his first relapse/bender (wherever the hell his life is at this point) as a moderator.

Honda always seemed like one of those people who is genuinely better off "on the drugs."

This is so awesome I have been chuckling at this post all morning.

Warchicken posted:

So am I the only one reading a weirdly passive aggressive tone in that post orrrrrrrrr what's up with all that bidniss. Honda, you drug addled wannabe poser skateboarding relapsed hippy rear end in a top hat!!!!

No, I'm the drug addicted lunatic. The poser art student was the other dude that got banned.

Silber
Feb 28, 2008

relax, enjoy


waste of internet posted:

So it came down to a douchy, film school hipster/pretend skater

Subtlety is lost on you, huh?

waste of internet
Sep 13, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Warchicken posted:

So am I the only one reading a weirdly passive aggressive tone in that post orrrrrrrrr what's up with all that bidniss. Honda, you drug addled wannabe poser skateboarding relapsed hippy rear end in a top hat!!!!

I straight up, couldn't stand that weaselly little fucker, there's no "passive" about it. I'm glad he's gone, maybe some of the weedthreaders he drove away will return, now that he's been banned.

I'm happy it's Honda. Menorah was a lovely rear end in a top hat who tried to discourage people from posting things he didn't like (anything that wasn't gay porn) in the weedthread, on the grounds of "Guys, let's keep this non-specific discussion thread on topic!" Then complain about how it's no longer the "old weed thread."

If he agreed with anything you said, he would do so on the grounds that anyone who didn't agree was a frothing moron.

If you tried to call him out on his elitist bullshit, he would mock you with a reactionary gif, circa PYF meme thread.

If he's having a particularly "tough" day at film school, he'll kick/ban you from dankbutts for not posting enough gay porn and/or trying to talk about something he wasn't directly interested in.

Honda, didn't you get sober, that one time? As long as you never make that mistake again, I'll continue to appreciate your "work." I'm sure that span of sobriety was like when Barb admitted to Lahey that he was more fun on the liquor.

Congratulations! and thank gently caress it was you, instead of him.

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HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007
What pisses me off is the whole Of Mice and Men thing that was pulled. "Oh don't worry Lenny, nothing is gonna happen" "Will there be rabbits?" "Yeah you can take care of the rabbits " Then bam shotgun to the head.

It's not as if you could have been forthright and said "yeah we may have to demod you, here's the discussion if you'd like to represent yourself." Or at least waited for a reply so I could say "fuck no don't tell them I stepped down, that's bullshit." No, just throw me under the bus in hopes it will calm people down, say nothing at all while people are on their witchhunt, then decide in secret to remove me as a mod and tell people I stepped down. Great, what a wonderful experience this has been. Far be it from me to expect perhaps a courtesy PM asking for my input. Perhaps I would have agreed to step down in a public fashion, that wouldn't look so incriminating and terrible. Or perhaps we could have figured something out that would result in a punishment/ban but not a de


I don't think I've been entirely sober in 10 years.

Also I really like your enthusiasm! Even if it is perhaps... misdirected.

Warchicken
Jun 9, 2004


Can't we all just get along, on drugs?

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM


This thread needs some bong rips

Silber
Feb 28, 2008

relax, enjoy


I like the angry tone it has now.

DIEGETIC SPACEMAN
Feb 25, 2007

fuck a car
i'll do a mothafuckin' walk-by


I love that the OP only references the weed megathread(s) and phenazepam thread. This subforum has moderators just because of 2 threads. Bon voyage Silber, you sacrificed part of your sanity for the greater good of us drugged-up forum posters. Now I'll have to start pestering HondaRider to change WMv7's title every time someone writes an amusing sentence.

Silber posted:

(well actually I picked Menorah but the stupid bumblefuck got himself banned a few days before, maybe next time bb)

Don't cocktease us like that. I'm still petitioning for Menorah to be a mod for 24 hours. You can ban him again after it's done, I don't care. But let him have his revenge. Please? Pretty please?


How do you pretend to skate? Do you throw on your baseball hat, hop on your plastic skateboard and play Tony Hawk Ride?

Silber
Feb 28, 2008

relax, enjoy


The bulk of probations come from the weed thread, but almost every ban was related to the more serious rules being broken in other threads.

I'm just glad that I can say that during my term I never had a single fatality!

Take that previous administration!

Silber
Feb 28, 2008

relax, enjoy


Oh thank God its over. The horror. The horror.

HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007
What pisses me off is the whole Of Mice and Men thing that was pulled. "Oh don't worry Lenny, nothing is gonna happen" "Will there be rabbits?" "Yeah you can take care of the rabbits " Then bam shotgun to the head.

It's not as if you could have been forthright and said "yeah we may have to demod you, here's the discussion if you'd like to represent yourself." Or at least waited for a reply so I could say "fuck no don't tell them I stepped down, that's bullshit." No, just throw me under the bus in hopes it will calm people down, say nothing at all while people are on their witchhunt, then decide in secret to remove me as a mod and tell people I stepped down. Great, what a wonderful experience this has been. Far be it from me to expect perhaps a courtesy PM asking for my input. Perhaps I would have agreed to step down in a public fashion, that wouldn't look so incriminating and terrible. Or perhaps we could have figured something out that would result in a punishment/ban but not a de


Silber posted:

Oh thank God its over. The horror. The horror.

I am the Willard to your Kurtz (or perhaps the King Geoffrey to your Ned Stark).

Joementum
May 23, 2004

Joy was in all hearts, the enthusiasm was indescribable. The oldest inhabitants of the city do not ever recall having seen a similar celebration, so brilliant and complete.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQE0pfBAYQ8

Tim Raines IRL
Aug 25, 2004

I should have stayed
in Canada


Silber posted:

The bulk of probations come from the weed thread, but almost every ban was related to the more serious rules being broken in other threads.

I'm just glad that I can say that during my term I never had a single fatality!

Take that previous administration!

It's a long night, and I've still got a giant bottle of Klonopin and a bottle of everclear.

edit: argh, too late!

HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007
What pisses me off is the whole Of Mice and Men thing that was pulled. "Oh don't worry Lenny, nothing is gonna happen" "Will there be rabbits?" "Yeah you can take care of the rabbits " Then bam shotgun to the head.

It's not as if you could have been forthright and said "yeah we may have to demod you, here's the discussion if you'd like to represent yourself." Or at least waited for a reply so I could say "fuck no don't tell them I stepped down, that's bullshit." No, just throw me under the bus in hopes it will calm people down, say nothing at all while people are on their witchhunt, then decide in secret to remove me as a mod and tell people I stepped down. Great, what a wonderful experience this has been. Far be it from me to expect perhaps a courtesy PM asking for my input. Perhaps I would have agreed to step down in a public fashion, that wouldn't look so incriminating and terrible. Or perhaps we could have figured something out that would result in a punishment/ban but not a de


spengler posted:

It's a long night, and I've still got a giant bottle of Klonopin and a bottle of everclear.

edit: argh, too late!

Spengler I would be honored if you were my first TCC death. Unlike Silber I hope to rack up a healthy list of casualties.

The-Mole
Aug 5, 2003

Don't tempt fate
Fate isn't real, of course.
But she can be tempted to become real for a few seconds.
And that's all it takes.


HondaRider271 posted:

I am the Willard to your Kurtz (or perhaps the King Geoffrey to your Ned Stark).

Can I be the eunuch

DIEGETIC SPACEMAN
Feb 25, 2007

fuck a car
i'll do a mothafuckin' walk-by


HondaRider271 posted:

Unlike Silber I hope to rack up a healthy list of casualties.

Gonna go OD on weed brb

TheHistoryChannel
Feb 12, 2008



Holy poo poo your a mod!! Now will you finnally make it to a goon meet?

HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007
What pisses me off is the whole Of Mice and Men thing that was pulled. "Oh don't worry Lenny, nothing is gonna happen" "Will there be rabbits?" "Yeah you can take care of the rabbits " Then bam shotgun to the head.

It's not as if you could have been forthright and said "yeah we may have to demod you, here's the discussion if you'd like to represent yourself." Or at least waited for a reply so I could say "fuck no don't tell them I stepped down, that's bullshit." No, just throw me under the bus in hopes it will calm people down, say nothing at all while people are on their witchhunt, then decide in secret to remove me as a mod and tell people I stepped down. Great, what a wonderful experience this has been. Far be it from me to expect perhaps a courtesy PM asking for my input. Perhaps I would have agreed to step down in a public fashion, that wouldn't look so incriminating and terrible. Or perhaps we could have figured something out that would result in a punishment/ban but not a de


The-Mole posted:

Can I be the eunuch

No, you have to be khaleesi cause I want some dragons goddamn it.

TheHistoryChannel posted:

Holy poo poo your a mod!! Now will you finnally make it to a goon meet?

And sully my good reputation by associating with plebeians? I think not!

TheHistoryChannel
Feb 12, 2008



Eat your pheasant, drink your wine your days are numbered bourgeois swine.

The-Mole
Aug 5, 2003

Don't tempt fate
Fate isn't real, of course.
But she can be tempted to become real for a few seconds.
And that's all it takes.


I'll cross a cobra, a chicken, and a DMT toad, but I'm not responsible for what happens once this loving thing gets loose.

soylent_green
Nov 5, 2004

We're not going to Guam, are we?


Silber posted:

Everyone give a warm, yet restrained benefit-of-the-doubt, welcome to HondaRider271. As the title implies don't loving talk to me anymore about your stupid threads because we have a new retarded idiot who thinks moderating a drug forum on an internet site full weirdos was a good idea. And he'll take it or I'll pin the drat thing on Jaime Lannister.

I would say that I believe he has demonstrated the capabilities necessary to be a fine moderator if only I actually gave a poo poo about any of that. I actually just picked the first person I thought would say yes to the "job" (well actually I picked Menorah but the stupid bumblefuck got himself banned a few days before, maybe next time bb) so now he can deal with all your ridiculous dankbutts consipiracy theories, weed drama, and phenazepam chat. I am like The Giver in that book: The Giver. The pain is his now. So please celebrate his new pain with a kind round of welcomes and supportful thoughts and smoking of PCP and having sex with one another while you roll around in broken glass from the vase you were not aware you knocked over.

The last year and a half or whatever has been a gas. You guys have been both the chillest and the craziest gosh darn people. See you around, lunatics



Finally I can put your useless rear end on ignore. Good riddance.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hemophilia
Dec 28, 2006

My Blood Doesn't Clot


I have to admit I didn't expect a semi-regular poster in the kratom thread would be made a moderator. It seemed like the last few mods were pretty much weed thread superstars. This gives me hope that we can see a heroin thread superstar made a mod in the next few years

The-Mole
Aug 5, 2003

Don't tempt fate
Fate isn't real, of course.
But she can be tempted to become real for a few seconds.
And that's all it takes.


Bring homer back.

HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007
What pisses me off is the whole Of Mice and Men thing that was pulled. "Oh don't worry Lenny, nothing is gonna happen" "Will there be rabbits?" "Yeah you can take care of the rabbits " Then bam shotgun to the head.

It's not as if you could have been forthright and said "yeah we may have to demod you, here's the discussion if you'd like to represent yourself." Or at least waited for a reply so I could say "fuck no don't tell them I stepped down, that's bullshit." No, just throw me under the bus in hopes it will calm people down, say nothing at all while people are on their witchhunt, then decide in secret to remove me as a mod and tell people I stepped down. Great, what a wonderful experience this has been. Far be it from me to expect perhaps a courtesy PM asking for my input. Perhaps I would have agreed to step down in a public fashion, that wouldn't look so incriminating and terrible. Or perhaps we could have figured something out that would result in a punishment/ban but not a de


soylent_green posted:

Finally I can put your useless rear end on ignore. Good riddance.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I wish everyone wouldn't be so grumpy. This is a time for celebration and drunken, sloppy, teary-eyed proclamations of our love for silber and how much we'll "miss you bro!"

Silber was a good mod and a really cool dude, how somebody could have such vitriol for the chill, gif-posting antics of Silber I will never understand.

hemophilia posted:

I have to admit I didn't expect a semi-regular poster in the kratom thread would be made a moderator. It seemed like the last few mods were pretty much weed thread superstars. This gives me hope that we can see a heroin thread superstar made a mod in the next few years

I don't think I was selected based on my kratom contributions, but you never know. Also I have posted in the heroin thread and though maybe I'm not a superstar I'm probably the best you'll get

Edit: I'm pretty sure everyone knows by now so I'm unsticking this trainwreck of an introduction.

Muppet Danny Brown
Sep 24, 2006

Smell like a penguin

Kratom thread up in dis. How time flies, it seems like just yesterday HondaRider had his first doublepost, forever memorialized for posterity through quote. I've watched him grow up before my eyes, metamorphosing into a CBR-1000 from a 250. The wheels on the mod go round and round. I'd like to request a new title for the Kratom thread; 'Kratom: A Dissertation on Fedex Delivery'.

sadus
Apr 5, 2004



So what's your favorite kind of Honda, HondaRider? I'm on my 4th Accord in a row, but my new one has never had any weed smoked in it

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007


DIEGETIC SPACEMAN posted:

Gonna go OD on weed brb

I do this every night

and succeed

HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007
What pisses me off is the whole Of Mice and Men thing that was pulled. "Oh don't worry Lenny, nothing is gonna happen" "Will there be rabbits?" "Yeah you can take care of the rabbits " Then bam shotgun to the head.

It's not as if you could have been forthright and said "yeah we may have to demod you, here's the discussion if you'd like to represent yourself." Or at least waited for a reply so I could say "fuck no don't tell them I stepped down, that's bullshit." No, just throw me under the bus in hopes it will calm people down, say nothing at all while people are on their witchhunt, then decide in secret to remove me as a mod and tell people I stepped down. Great, what a wonderful experience this has been. Far be it from me to expect perhaps a courtesy PM asking for my input. Perhaps I would have agreed to step down in a public fashion, that wouldn't look so incriminating and terrible. Or perhaps we could have figured something out that would result in a punishment/ban but not a de


sadus posted:

So what's your favorite kind of Honda, HondaRider? I'm on my 4th Accord in a row, but my new one has never had any weed smoked in it

This is my favorite Honda, the CRF250

And this is me on him


My favorite Honda car is probably the older model AP1 S2000. Drove one a long time ago and it was really fun. Nowadays I drive a Mitsu. I also like the CBR600. However, I would never own a streetbike because my experience on motorcycles has consisted of "go as fast as you loving can all the time" for like 20 years. It's not something I can turn off on the road - and believe me I've tried.

Beaters
Jun 27, 2004

SOWING SEEDS
OF MISERY SINCE 1937
FRYING LIKE A FRITO
IN THE SKILLET
OF HADES
SINCE 1975


sadus posted:

So what's your favorite kind of Honda, HondaRider? I'm on my 4th Accord in a row, but my new one has never had any weed smoked in it

Honda Nighthawk?

Beaten again!

HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007
What pisses me off is the whole Of Mice and Men thing that was pulled. "Oh don't worry Lenny, nothing is gonna happen" "Will there be rabbits?" "Yeah you can take care of the rabbits " Then bam shotgun to the head.

It's not as if you could have been forthright and said "yeah we may have to demod you, here's the discussion if you'd like to represent yourself." Or at least waited for a reply so I could say "fuck no don't tell them I stepped down, that's bullshit." No, just throw me under the bus in hopes it will calm people down, say nothing at all while people are on their witchhunt, then decide in secret to remove me as a mod and tell people I stepped down. Great, what a wonderful experience this has been. Far be it from me to expect perhaps a courtesy PM asking for my input. Perhaps I would have agreed to step down in a public fashion, that wouldn't look so incriminating and terrible. Or perhaps we could have figured something out that would result in a punishment/ban but not a de


Beaters posted:


Beaten again!

Well it is in your name :P

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SALT CURES HAM
Jan 3, 2011


So are we getting Silber back or what?

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