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Pile of Bile
Apr 8, 2013
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Concept art for an animated short film based on "Die Verwandlung" by Franz Kafka.



This is not your daddy's shotgun Lowtax.

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Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003


Thank you for this, I've been trying to understand Kafka's work for years, now I think I finally am beginning to grasp it.

Pile of Bile
Apr 8, 2013
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdd444xK1gY

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Rodnik posted:

Thank you for this, I've been trying to understand Kafka's work for years, now I think I finally am beginning to grasp it.

Kafka was a sick gently caress in the best way.


Things funnier than Kafka's sisters dying in the holocaust: nothing.


This is the tone you need to read Kafka. I am not kidding:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98KPM-qR7Vs


Here is the real story of Die Verwandlung:
Boy goes through puberty, family of pedophiles kills him and calls it christmas.

Pile of Bile
Apr 8, 2013
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can a spearman defeat a tank mr lasseter?




are you sure who is the spearman?

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU WEAK PATHETIC FOOLS




RUN CHARLIE





HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHH
















I make no good europe maybe film?

Pile of Bile
Apr 8, 2013
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I bury you loving disney cockroaches

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



Hello friend, I have invented a device that allows for butt-touching via interconnected networks and I was wondering if I could sample your butt

Pile of Bile
Apr 8, 2013
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Here you go Henry:







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Lt. Dans Legs posted:

Hello friend, I have invented a device that allows for butt-touching via interconnected networks and I was wondering if I could sample your butt

Sure, talk to my lawyers:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazgul
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Old_Men

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



Are you sure those are lawyers

I think you may be getting scammed

Pile of Bile
Apr 8, 2013
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Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula


Im... not really sure what's happening. Is Coupons leaking again?

Pile of Bile
Apr 8, 2013
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status: deeply concerned







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SSGT Anime
Apr 21, 2012


I'm trying my damndest, but I just cannot see a connection here. Can you please help me understand the properties of TIME CUBE?

Pile of Bile
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SSGT Anime posted:

I'm trying my damndest, but I just cannot see a connection here. Can you please help me understand the properties of TIME CUBE?

If the time cube guy was to threaten my life at this point it would probably be a federal crime and would piss off the KGB, MI6, and CIA.

Pile of Bile
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taylor do something cute











Pile of Bile
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dear taylor swift,

I have scoured europe in an effort to find you a prince. here he is, he is 15 go get your statutory surprise sex on:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdin...ir_von_Habsburg




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ALL-PRO SEXMAN
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


Thank you, but this thread has already been reported recently!

Pile of Bile
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Thank you, but this thread has already been reported recently!

thank you vincent van gogh there is a picture of your dead great grandson in the first frame of my movie.


because you know....




see first post.


Uncultured swine.

I came, I saw, I just sent your obviously uneducated rear end back to school.

Hey look a football avatar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwiMtGsFHwA


This is not a joke. I don't know how clearer I need to be. It is within your best interests not to insult me. I have very powerful friends.



want to bet against me dumbasses?

SSGT Anime
Apr 21, 2012



Who is this cutie and how does she fit into the master plan? TIA

Pile of Bile
Apr 8, 2013
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When I say I represent the intelligence community perhaps you highly educated, charismatic individuals should listen.



I don't know Putin, looks like a lot of "journalists" on this message board.


BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Pile of Bile
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SSGT Anime posted:

Who is this cutie and how does she fit into the master plan? TIA

the redhead was/is a russian spy that the US government let spy on us and steal stealth technology


yes, she literally committed serious espionage against the United States of America and was politely asked to leave once she was officially discovered.

SSGT Anime
Apr 21, 2012


Pile of Bile posted:

the redhead was/is a russian spy that the US government let spy on us and steal stealth technology

So cute, and a life of danger and deceit to boot! Forums user Pile of Bile, can you please use your contacts in the KGB to set us up on a date?

Pile of Bile
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SSGT Anime posted:

So cute, and a life of danger and deceit to boot! Forums user Pile of Bile, can you please use your contacts in the KGB to set us up on a date?

Are you attractive and/or rich and are capable of learning Russian? This is a serious question. Julia Child was a spy.





those are called lobsters.

SSGT Anime
Apr 21, 2012


Pile of Bile posted:

Are you attractive and/or rich and are capable of learning Russian? This is a serious question. Julia Child was a spy.

Yeah I'm on a diet right now and I know German, so Russian is next on my list. Think you can hook us up?

Pile of Bile
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SSGT Anime posted:

Yeah I'm on a diet right now and I know German, so Russian is next on my list. Think you can hook us up?

I doubt you are attractive enough for Anna. I am. You however are not.

If you are serious I can literally put your name on a list and you can literally meet her.

13stitches
Mar 13, 2012

You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it and you wave a flag celebrating it.


Why not make it a goon meetup, I know German as well!

SSGT Anime
Apr 21, 2012


Pile of Bile posted:

I doubt you are attractive enough for Anna. I am. You however are not.

Damnit dude that's harsh. But it's the truth, and it serves as inspiration for me to get even more in shape. Thank you Pile of Bile, you have truly made this world a better place.

Pile of Bile
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13stitches posted:

Why not make it a goon meetup, I know German as well!

most of you are embarassing sperglords that wouldnt be let into many establishments with the way you dress.

SSGT Anime posted:

Damnit dude that's harsh. But it's the truth, and it serves as inspiration for me to get even more in shape. Thank you Pile of Bile, you have truly made this world a better place.


Im sure love is out there for you, just not with her.

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005


Posting in here to show my concern and support for the issues at hand.

SSGT Anime
Apr 21, 2012


Pile of Bile posted:

Im sure love is out there for you, just not with her.

Thanks dude, I was going to kill myself but you made me realize that there's something to live for. Keep on posting!

Pile of Bile
Apr 8, 2013
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the anna chapman story:

beautiful member of russian aristocracy comes over to US dressed as a spy, steals technology she could have asked for in the first place.

Yes Anna, you would have had more success just asking for whatever you helped steal.

SSGT Anime
Apr 21, 2012


Pile of Bile posted:

beautiful member of russian aristocracy comes over to US dressed as a spy, steals technology she could have asked for in the first place.

Dude that's crazy, just like an episode of Archer or something. Maybe one day we will meet? Do you think that love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



Pile of Bile posted:

the anna chapman story:

beautiful member of russian aristocracy comes over to US dressed as a spy, steals technology she could have asked for in the first place.

Yes Anna, you would have had more success just asking for whatever you helped steal.

Did she kill John Lennon?

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Dusseldorf posted:

Did she kill John Lennon?

who the gently caress cares who killed that retarded pedophile

good loving riddance john dont let the door hit you on the way out.


SSGT Anime posted:

Dude that's crazy, just like an episode of Archer or something. Maybe one day we will meet? Do you think that love can bloom, even on a battlefield?


I don't know, I'll tell her friends in Russian organized crime that you said hi. Repeatedly.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



This thread on Kafka is really weird.

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Pile of Bile
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The Bible posted:

This thread on Kafka is really weird.

kafka spent his life tear assing across europe, writing timeless literature, and loving a long list of rich jewish girls.

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