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Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy


Here's the full text of this dumb poo poo:

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LATEST CANCER INFORMATION
from Johns Hopkins

AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY …


1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.

2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.

3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors.

4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.

5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.

6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.

7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.

8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.

9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.

10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.


11. An effective way to battle cancer is to STARVE the cancer cells by not feeding it with foods it needs to multiple.

What cancer cells feed on:

a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Note: Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.


b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk, cancer cells will starved.

c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.

d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes t o nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells.

To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).

e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water--best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.

12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines will become putrified and leads to more toxic buildup.

13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.

14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.

15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor.

Anger, unforgiving and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.

16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.

(PLEASE SHARE IT TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT)

Be healthy and don't eat meat and you won't get cancer ever :haw:

Edit: The worst part is no one ever seems to show any remorse after spreading misinformation and other crap like this after being sent a snopes link or what have you.

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Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Zero Star posted:

The link doesn't work anyway.

It led me to this http://clickhere9.com/fsc/ which is a completely crazy flash video about a coming financial crisis. The URL looks a little shady so go at your own risk.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Serperoth posted:

Her usual post of choice is more along the lines of :420:, but I just saw this so I had to share.



Where is this wonderful street where they are selling grams of coke for $20?

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Link the videos.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

A work of pure postmodern genius.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Tatum Girlparts posted:

What's the end result of those 'scams' anyway?


What I've heard is once they got a poo poo load of likes they can turn around and sell the page (and account I guess) to an actual company who will change to sell their product. The idea is that there is an already an established audience. Seems pretty shady overall.

Edit: Beaten

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I've always thought of Stroganoff as the whitest possible food.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Not as horrible as some of the stuff, but the amount of :effort: that went into the text made me giggle

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Too ironic to not post here, name isn't removed because it's public anyway:

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy


I'm an insufferable special snowflake who puts every status update in square brackets, please kill me with a hammer.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Ah, the classic dance club move of subtly fingering assholes.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Funnyman had made my facebook so much more tolerable. Definitely the Tom Bombadil of facebook.

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Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:


Article:http://www.local10.com/news/africanamerican-girl-faces-expulsion-over-natural-hair/-/1717324/23165492/-/eo6hiz/-/index.html

So what's the issue? As usual, a sensational headline totally misrepresents the facts of the story - the issue the girl had with the school had nothing to do with race and everything to do with her not adhering to the school's dress code. But what does the headline lead off with? "AFRICAN AMERICAN GIRL faces expulsion". That makes it sound like the school administrators busted up in the classroom, pointing at her and yelling "YOU! Girl with the NAPPY HAIR! You have no place touting that poo poo here, GET OUT!!!"

What really happened is that the school determined her hair to be a "distraction" as per the school dress code, gave her a week to cut it in some way to adhere, or ask that she please not return if she refuses. Noth. Ing. To. Do. With. Race. But since the article presented it that way, people are up in arms, as you can see in the comments, likely reacting by gut rather than reading anything more than the headline.

Maybe the dress code is stupid. That could certainly be argued. But I'm certain some white girl with a big curly mess would be told the same thing. And by the way, all she has to do is cut it or style it differently and suddenly the problem goes away!

I'm usually not on this side of things - the "hey white people have this problem too! So there's no racism!" side - but seriously goddamnit, there's REAL racism we should be angry about, and this isn't helping.

Everybody look at this piece of poo poo goon and be amazed at his backwards loving point.

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