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Grainsalt
Apr 27, 2013

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Today I gladly submitted my hard earned $10 (There goes dinner, I hope it was worth it.) to join SA. All just becasue I would like to fly with you fine people.

I am sure that someone here must know me from game. So there probably isn't a reason to bother checking on me at all.

On the unlikely chance that NOBODY here knows me at all I will submit the following per the instructions I read. (I think)

Character name is Grainsalt.... in case you missed it.

Info that someone may need for some reason. http://eveboard.com/pilot/Grainsalt http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=5697

If I have posted here in error pehaps someone can convo me in game and set me straight.

Thank you.

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FYAD was interesting btw.

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Uncle Spriggly
Jan 29, 2009


I feel like there is an endless glitch in the eve matrix

spidergoats
May 20, 2001


It's like an hourly thing now.

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008


So what were you planning on getting for dinner?

Fireless Phoenix
May 3, 2012

by Lowtax


$10 dinner? Wow! Can you give me some pointers on such economic meals?

Also, here in SA, we sign our names at the end of posts at the start of our tenure as a SA goon; it helps people get familiar with your posting style
~*~Fireless Phoenix

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom.

Grainsalt posted:

Today I gladly submitted my hard earned $10 (There goes dinner, I hope it was worth it.) to join SA. All just becasue I would like to fly with you fine people.

I am sure that someone here must know me from game. So there probably isn't a reason to bother checking on me at all.

On the unlikely chance that NOBODY here knows me at all I will submit the following per the instructions I read. (I think)

Character name is Grainsalt.... in case you missed it.

Info that someone may need for some reason. http://eveboard.com/pilot/Grainsalt http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=5697

If I have posted here in error pehaps someone can convo me in game and set me straight.

Thank you.

0/

FYAD was interesting btw.

Wheres your forum sig? Everyone uses a forum sig! Use your drat forums sig!

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007



Looking forward to flying with you m8!!!! o7o7o7o7o7

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

[ASK] ME ABOUT BEING
A BIG, FAT BLOB.

Fatty fatty bum bum, that's me!


OP, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

jabro
Mar 25, 2003


Kobra Kommandant


- Superbowl XXXV -
Ravens 35, Giants 7


Did you transfer the ISK like previously talked about?

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007


Happy Father's Day show watching faggots!

BTW Tyrion kills Shae and Tywin while he's on the john taking a shit!



You've played EVE since 2004 and you couldn't take a few seconds to do a loving google search on how to join Goonswarm?

LateToTheParty
Oct 13, 2012

The bane of my existence.


Can anyone explain to me as a person who does not play EVE why so many dorks want to join Goonwaffe so badly?

Wondermoose
Aug 17, 2009


Is there seriously two of these threads...

Holy poo poo there is.

Plum Chaser
Jul 2, 2011

by Lowtax


welcome to something awful, friend

you should buy yourself an avatar and premium so we know you're actually dedicated to joining goonswarm.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

You must really want into goonswarm since you posted this thread already.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3546528

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo

Conduit for Sale!
Apr 17, 2007



LateToTheParty posted:

Can anyone explain to me as a person who does not play EVE why so many dorks want to join Goonwaffe so badly?

I guess because EVE goons have the best spreadsheets.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

He got hammered in the ass so much, that he died from getting hammered in the ass.

Thank you, good night.


EVE Goons get early access to Excel betas, and thus an enormous leg up on the competition.

Ulvirich
Jun 26, 2007

A real man wears a kilt ya wee bastards!

LateToTheParty posted:

Can anyone explain to me as a person who does not play EVE why so many dorks want to join Goonwaffe so badly?

Because they're literally all corporate J4G SPIES.

Edit: Also I was expecting goatse, thanks OP!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007


Man I was expecting Monty Python and got this.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008


Don't worry, OP, all this ragging is perfectly normal- I had to go through the same thing when I joined Star Trek Online's Goonfleet myself. Just tough it out, roll with the punches, and you'll be fine. That said, have you remembered to do the following?:

quote:

1: Post an introduction post ("Hi, I'm Grainsalt, pleased to meet you etc.) in General Bullshit and FYAD? You'll be ragged on endlessly in both forums (especially in FYAD), mind you, but goons are expected to have a thick skin, considering how much we troll and get counter-trolled, so anyone who can't take the heat should stay out of the kitchen.

2: Bought platinum and PM'd at least one mod (the ones for Games- you'd be surprised how many times people have been baprobated for bothering the wrong guys) your intro posts? The mods are as powerful here as they are in the fleet, so it'd be handy to have at least one of them on your side in case you screw up, either here or online.

In any case, just keep on truckin', and try to weather the incoming hailstorm as best as you can. Goons will be a rough bunch, but there are a lot of diamonds in them. Good luck!

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!


My first post was in FYAD when I joined. I tried to give somebody serious advice on girls or something. Then my post almost got "beecocked," which is when the text is replaced with a picture of a man's genitals covered in bees.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010

Niles Hokkanen's Pocket Guide to Mandolin Chords is hands-down the best mandolin chordbook you can buy, and a damn steal at less than the cost of a decent pint. It doesn't just show you the chords, it actually explains the concepts behind them.

Uncle Spriggly posted:

I feel like there is an endless glitch in the eve matrix

You get used to it. I don't even see the code. All I see is j4g, idiot pubbie, spy...

Devian666
Aug 19, 2008

Take some advice Frank.

particle409 posted:

My first post was in FYAD when I joined. I tried to give somebody serious advice on girls or something. Then my post almost got "beecocked," which is when the text is replaced with a picture of a man's genitals covered in bees.

That explains where all the honey went.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Is anyone keeping a running tally of join4guild-ers? I am honestly curious how much money goonfleet has made for SA.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002


I can't even join goon fleet and I'm practically royalty here.

Millsy
Dec 28, 2004
All's fair in love and bouncy bouncy.

The easiest way to join goonfleet is to already be a goon. Like, for 8 years. Try that.

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004



Millsy posted:

The easiest way to join goonfleet is to already be a goon. Like, for 8 years. Try that.

How loving dare you talk to Grainsalt like that...don't you know who he is? Just in case you don't, his name is Grainsalt...in case you missed it.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

Do I turn you ON?


Fireless Phoenix posted:

$10 dinner? Wow! Can you give me some pointers on such economic meals?

Also, here in SA, we sign our names at the end of posts at the start of our tenure as a SA goon; it helps people get familiar with your posting style
~*~Fireless Phoenix

Make up some scrambled eggs, throw that poo poo on a whole wheat tortilla, add some feta cheese or whatever, bam you got a nice dinner for like 8$. If you want to get all extravagant or whatever, make up some salsa and add it to the egg because drat.

=*Klapman*=

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012

I love Vladimir Putin! He is my hero! I want to lose my virginity to Putin!!!
If you can help me with it, please please contact me via PM! I want to kill that bitch Kabaeva!


Grainsalt posted:

Today I gladly submitted my hard earned $10 (There goes dinner, I hope it was worth it.) to join SA. All just becasue I would like to fly with you fine people.

I am sure that someone here must know me from game. So there probably isn't a reason to bother checking on me at all.

On the unlikely chance that NOBODY here knows me at all I will submit the following per the instructions I read. (I think)

Character name is Grainsalt.... in case you missed it.

Info that someone may need for some reason. http://eveboard.com/pilot/Grainsalt http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=5697

If I have posted here in error pehaps someone can convo me in game and set me straight.

Thank you.

0/

FYAD was interesting btw.

Read the loving rules.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/for...forum-rules.php
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3450939

Also read this:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3522291
https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe_101

gently caress...

NewtGoongrich
Jan 21, 2012
I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN


Welcome future E/N superstar Grainsalt. You'll be a great gooner I'll tell you what.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005


Welcome to goondor young capsuleer

Dog Fat Man Chaser
Jan 13, 2009




It keeps happening!

Stanley Pain
Jun 16, 2001

In humility and with no need for Divine Guidance, I make this pledge.


Spies all around me

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008



Dog Fat Man Chaser posted:

It keeps happening!

I told you bro, I told you about the j4gs!!

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

OAUGH

EVE sounds like the worst loving game! I hope you die with the game OP! gently caress!

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008





Hi OP, don't forget to post a picture of your fursona! Here's mine:

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BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006


I don't even want to do this anymore, its become a chore now : /

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