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TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

The Experiment posted:

I finally caught up on the Big Bear episodes. Money Mark is really good at making beats. The singer that Dave brought up (Ceci?) is really good too. Steve is so outclassed by the talent involved that it's kind of interesting.

I'm still curious what is going on with the show. Since they eventually re-uploaded the videos, I'm guessing it will come back. Then again, David Choe has spent the past few months deciding whether to keep the show going or not. It seems equally likely that he just up and pulled the plug on it to work on Mangchi or the Vice stuff.

I think it will come back once they finish their summer/early fall projects. Asa is still touring and writing her second book and Dave has been really busy. We'll get more episodes in time, I'm sure of it.

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A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
Now that the show is dead we can all admit that Steve is loving awful at rapping and it was kinda mean that everybody but him was in on the joke about making his album because it'd be a bunch of talented people trying to propel Rappin' William Hung into the spotlight, I hope.

I mean he was still the best part of the show and I can't dislike him because he seems like a sweet guy with brain problems and probably mild retardation, but still.

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

A Keg posted:

Now that the show is dead we can all admit that Steve is loving awful at rapping and it was kinda mean that everybody but him was in on the joke about making his album because it'd be a bunch of talented people trying to propel Rappin' William Hung into the spotlight, I hope.

I mean he was still the best part of the show and I can't dislike him because he seems like a sweet guy with brain problems and probably mild retardation, but still.

He's alright, I think his poo poo will be fun to listen to, like if you don't take it as serious music.

Lovechop
Feb 1, 2005

cheers mate
Steve is a good rapper and his style is rly nice + original

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



He's funny but I'm not sure even Dan the Automator could turn his rapping into something good. I'd still listen to it once.

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

It would be funny if he becomes a rap superstar though, because his career will always be haunted by the pocket pussy stories.

Lovechop
Feb 1, 2005

cheers mate
I'm gonna be listening to that poo poo the day it's out, with my christmas lights on and errything

The Experiment
Dec 12, 2010


A Keg posted:

Now that the show is dead we can all admit that Steve is loving awful at rapping and it was kinda mean that everybody but him was in on the joke about making his album because it'd be a bunch of talented people trying to propel Rappin' William Hung into the spotlight, I hope.

I mean he was still the best part of the show and I can't dislike him because he seems like a sweet guy with brain problems and probably mild retardation, but still.

I'm not sure if they treat it as a joke. I think Dave is legitimately interested in seeing Steve Lee succeed as a rapper, which is why he seems to be enlisting producers and guest singers that are several levels beyond what Steve is currently capable of. I think it's going to be a "so bad it's good" thing so for that reason alone, I will get his album when it comes out.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

KinkyJohn posted:

It would be funny if he becomes a rap superstar though, because his career will always be haunted by the pocket pussy stories.

I'm willing to bet that he has at least 1 song about loving a pocket pussy.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZGeOLFGu3c

Here's the NSFW trailer for Mangchi, the Choey/Steevey/Mark project.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



New teaserish short just went up. Nice to Hear Zell again, not sure of what to make of it.

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

Have you all been watching http://instagram.com/hongdynasty they've been doing a weird rear end movie on instagram. Just found it even though it's been around for a hot minute.

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

It's over:

http://dvdasa.com/

quote:

Currently, a powerful woman is reciting the English alphabet backwards as I’m forcibly shoving my cock down her throat. This is called “facefucking”.

In the press I’m often referred to as the Facebook artist. To this woman, I am only known as the facefuck artist. In between my cock down her throat and me trying to write this, she is making her tongue hard and sharp like a saber and spearing my butthole. This is called “tossing the salad”. This phrase originated from the prison system, stronger inmates make the weaker inmates lick their anuses, because they are deprived of any feminine contact while serving their time in jail.

They call it "tossing salad" because when the weak inmates would do this, they would try put a type of salad dressing from the mess hall on their abuser’s anus, so it would mask the taste. In my case I prefer ranch or creamy Italian.

Between her making out with my ranched b-hole, I’m leaning down to kiss her face, then facefucking her again immediately after pulling out of the velvety soft, pretty pink folds of her rear end in a top hat lips. This is called “ATM” or “rear end to mouth”.

On DVDASA, no topic is off-limits. There is nothing we won’t talk about. This is called “reverse ATM” or “talking out of my rear end”.

I’ve done this show every week for a year and a half, for free, with no commercials and no sponsors. I bow down to no one and answer to no one. I don’t need to appease anyone. We tackle subjects no one else will ever get near, because they are worried about imaginary consequences that do not exist. I make this show because I am my own worst enemy and biggest fan. I care more and care less than you ever could. Nowhere in the physical, virtual, or spiritual world will you find content like this. Once you enter, you can never leave. Once you've been infected, once you have taken the pill and opened your chinky eyes to our world, you can never go back. That’s why this one time for like 2 days we were #1 in Health.

Words are meaningless. From stories, to lies, to broken and unbroken promises, words on walls and bathroom stalls, to words coming out of mouths. Songs and stories are all utterly meaningless. Often meant to inspire, more times than not all they do is distract. Besides for communication, words are meaningless, and all that matters in this life is not what you say and write, but what you do. Action. What you DO in this life is all that matters.

I’ve spent too much time posing and posturing in the style of braggadocio and boating in the style of show, repeatedly making the claim that “I am unblackmailable” – and so now, the unthinkable in my mind has occurred, the unblackmailable has become blackmailable…

...touché fuckface.

I smell the embers and pubis of all the bridges and bushes this show, DVDASA, has burned in my life. The water level and threat level rises past my body, as just the tip of my dick hole sticks out creating a donut shaped island with room for none as the circle closes in on me.

DVDASA is the name of my show. It stands for - Double Vaginal, Double Anal, Sensitive Artist. Or in layman's terms; two dicks in your oval office, two dicks in your fart tank, art fag. It is the greatest loving show in the universe, there are other great shows out there, but nothing like this one. This one is ours, and we are the loving best. We do not give a gently caress about anything, we don't follow the rules of normal society, and definitely not the rules and standards of your reality. We find unity, laughter, redemption, clarity and creativity through embracing the darkness. It's horrible, we know its horrible, turn it off if you don’t like it, see if we care (we care a lot).

I love America, I love that some crazy ancestor of mine somehow escaped communist North Korea so that my family could live the American dream in this country that allows me to discuss my mating and making GBS threads habits on air without censorship. My great grandfather Zing Zong Choe would be proud. DVDASA is NOT the place to come to for reliable news. It's not the news, it’s art for farts sake. When we hurt, you laugh. When you hurt, we laugh and then eat your pain and sadness buffet away. It's not for everyone, its most likely not for you.

I am an exorcist who never exercises. On our show we exorcise demons and release skeleton inmates from closet prisons at our own expense. We gently caress with each other, and sometimes even gently caress each other. If you don't want to be hosed with, don’t play with us. Don't listen. If you are highly sensitive and are easily hurt by words, please don't ever tune in. The only victims are the ones who listen to this show, we audio rape you ‘til your ears bleed and your skull is hosed. We cum inside your brain and hydrate your membrane. Don't come in. It’s dark as poo poo in here.

As an artist, DVDASA was an incubator of ideas, a think tank for the public to interact with me, real time as its happening. The life of any good artist is lonely. DVDASA allowed the creative process to exist without being in a bubble. As an artist I want to connect with people. It’s silly in 2014 to just communicate as a painter. Everybody is everything.

DVDASA doesn't make me feel good when I look at it, it’s like listening to my most horrid embarrassing cringe worthy teen diary entry. The only thing that feels good is that it’s an honest portrayal of my betrayed feelings no matter how hosed up and unreliable my feelings may be.

It’s an audio interpretation of my life, right now, in this moment. Not what I want it to be, not what it was, but what it is. Not a tightly curated, edited version of what I want it to be, but the reality of the life I’m living, laying it all out for you to see and hear.
I really prefer not to pull the race card, but I will anyway. The fear of Asian males in modern American society is unbelievable to me. Yes, we are going to own most of this planet soon, but that’s no reason to hate. It’s not just from white America, it’s from within our own yellow America. Yellow on yellow hatred. Hate levels are at vitamin piss colored yellow.

There is a strong desire to continue to constantly portray Asian males as nerdy, faggy, asexual, small dicked kung fu waiters. Why didn’t Jackie Chan get to gently caress or even fingerbang in Rush Hours 1, 2, or 3? Why didn’t Jet Li get to gently caress or even kiss Aliyah in Romeo Must Die? What is the problem? Why are there zero Asian male porn stars in American heterosexual porn? (Jungle Asians don’t count).

What is this fear of a yellow planet?

With all the outrage and hate I constantly get for doing this show, who is the worst hate from? Not the Whites or Blacks. Our own.

I want to take this time now to thank everyone in the cast for joining me on this excellent adventure, and also apologize to everyone (including you) for bringing them along this journey and then pulling the parachute. I'm sorry I'm not noble enough a man to go down with the ship. I'm saving myself. Things have gotten so dark, so complicated and stressful, so far from where I wanted to be, that I yearn for a much simpler time.

I’m sorry to Maury Showbizawitz, Zell, and Guam Cruise if I forced you on to a show you never wanted to be on in the first place, and if it hurt you in any way.

Thanks to Yoshi for eating my chips.

Thanks to Critter who always protects me, and always lights up the room with his beautiful laugh and smile. He just wanted to relax and eat snacks, but got dragged into the yellow ether, and stepped up in the end.

Thanks to Bobby Trivia who brought his strangely odd yet curiously endearing trivia show and good natured innocence. Even with his darkest dick, brought light to an otherwise dark, morally bankrupt show

Thanks to The Dark Dick, Sonny c0c0 and dvdasallen2 for always producing original quality art for the whole DVDASA family every single episode. You guys made me LOL :) every week for the last two years.

Thanks to Money Mark for all his wisdom and experience, always teaching me new things, from cooking and eating right, to how to make your own instruments. All this while bringing joyous music and stability to an otherwise dysfunctional family.

Thanks to Bobby Lee for bringing your brother on the show, and being one of the only ones doing it right for K People.

Thanks to Quangou AKA Steve Lee aka SteeBee WeeBee, the more funnier oil brother. My little Stevie, what can I say son, I love you like my son, brother, father, lover. The amount of stress you bring to my life is only eclipsed by the amount of laughter you constantly bring into my life.

Thanks to Bill Poon AKA the #1 Whore Transporter AKA The Poon Job AKA Pooner AKA The Poon Reporter AKA The Poon Tang Clan. Love him or hate him, he has bigger balls than any of you fuckers, he's so sweet and he reveals so much for the good of the show and makes sure all our whores and guests arrive safely and on-time.

Thanks to Val for always cleaning up after our disgusting asses and always being right.

Thanks to everyone behind the scenes. Alex, Scrotum Coat, Steven, Yen, Virgin Shane, Juan. Everyone I ever hired and fired to help with the show, whether I hate you or love you, I still appreciate the little or a lot of work you did.

Thanks to Asa Akira, my lover and my airtight anchor, my sister, my queen. The smartest, sweetest, funniest, down to earth STA chick I know. The best co-host anyone could ever ask for, you are beyond hardcore in every way and down as gently caress. You always have my back and are loyal to me, and I will love you forever no matter what happened. Just know that.I can't wait to see what comes out of you next.

And finally to you, motherfucker. The biggest thank you – to all of you who ever listened to us. For stories, for laughs, for education, for entertainment, to hate on us ,to love us, from the bottom of my pussyhole and heart , for the smiles and cries on behalf of the entire DVDASA family, take what you've seen and heard here and take it out into the world and buttfuck this life , rape life , take charge and make it yours , and laugh throughout it all. That’s the most important thing, to always be laughing. As the unblackmailable host of this show , I regret to let you all know I’ve been black mailed and my life has literally been ruined , I stayed on the edge too long , made my round red target as big and bright as possible and I got shot . But like the song says ,nothing lasts forever and all good things must come to an end , if the good die young then we will live forever . I'm trying to set a good example and keep my head up through all this bullshit , but I must go now. move onto the next chapter , thanks for listening to the greatest show on earth, Thanks for coming into our DVDASA world and sharing your love, hate and creativity with us, You are our DVDASA family(I should've warned you , you can never get out now, you can never go home), I hope you never see anything the same way again, I hope you never take it easy ,I hope you never be safe and always stay IN trouble. in this world full of horrible people thank god for… you.

DVDASA was my uncomfortable truth and burning light. That has now been put out.
Thank you god for my newborn son, axl ROSE choe –bringing a new pure light into my life. I will be home soon my love.

Now I urge you all please , who’ve made it this far , take those two dicks out of your vag and those two dicks out of your rear end and get to work… it’s time for you to continue the work. Please bro.

Sincerely , CHOEY

as a consolation prize please enjoy this unauthorized fan made DVDASA film titled "igloo hong’s castle of comedy special " which showed up in our email today. I hope you enjoy it as much as we have. I can only imagine how long this will stay up

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

And here it is in video form, read by Choey himself. Of course he ends the show with one of his long rambling rants!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaN4GsS_lIw

bowser fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Sep 9, 2014

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
https://vid.me/4dS

This thing also got posted, so, uh, jay-kay lol pranked?

A Keg fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Sep 2, 2014

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
Steve Lees album is on the dvdasa feed.

The Experiment
Dec 12, 2010


I saw that they released the Mangchi EP. It's not very good except for the beats on it. I know on the podcast that they talked about releasing the instrumentals. That'd be a great idea if they still plan on going through with it.

GenghisTron
Dec 5, 2005

i dont live to live homie

I guess it's not over. Big surprise!

http://dvdasa.com/

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
Well duh, I posted jk already

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

For tl;dr purposes and for posterity since the DVDASA front page is constantly changing:

1) DVDASA isn't over. Confirmed by Asa here and the producer Reuben here

2) The fourth and final season of Thumbs Up! with Harry Kim is coming soon. If you haven't seen them yet the first three seasons are pretty great and can be seen for free on Vice.

3) Choey and Critter are releasing a show called Global Chaos Tours where they apparently go around the world to dangerous places to 'drink, gently caress, suck, fight, kill, explore and destroy' everything. Apparently they tried shopping this one around to several networks and were turned down by all of them.

4) Steve and Poons' escapades in Macau were documented and will be released. The Macau Brothers trailer can be seen here.

5) If you haven't already seen it, the first Mangchi album Nega Mola was released and more stuff by them and a Steve Lee (Quangou) solo album are on the way.

A new Mangchi song and video (not on the album) was just released here.

6) If you've got a lot of money to waste, Dave's new book Snowman Monkey BBQ is coming soon. It's got a bunch of new art plus pictures of some of his crazier real-life text message conversations.

7) The DVDASA crew + Stacy Adams made/are making a soap opera on Instagram or something like that? It's called Hong Dynasty. I haven't checked it out yet but someone has conveniently compiled it all together in one playlist here.

8) Dave was cleaning up his room when he found $100,000 in cash in a shoebox from his gambling days. He offered it to Critter, but of course he turned it down. So instead, they'll be giving away the entire amount in cash to one person. The rules are pretty vague right now but if you're interested, follow all the DVDASA and Mangchi folks on instagram for clues.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



New one up looks promising, wish I didn't have to wait til tomorrow to listen. Looks like we're picking up where we left off.

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

Snowy posted:

New one up looks promising, wish I didn't have to wait til tomorrow to listen. Looks like we're picking up where we left off.

Yes! I hope it becomes a regular weekly thing again, I miss listening to this.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I waited like half a year for another loving ranch show *punches wall*

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

jesus gently caress yes

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

For those of you who want more DVDASA and haven't listened to KGB, you should definitely check it out. It would be nice if we had more appearances from Harry Kim, Joey Kurtzman (aka Maury Showbizawitz), and hell, even Yoshi Obayashi on DVDASA.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

E: poo poo, quote =! edit. I re-did the OP if anyone cares!

Uh, here, have an image instead!


E2: Btw new episode featuring most of the people in the above pic. 'New' as in unreleased, it sounds like it was recorded around the time of the World Cup. Still, its a good one, and it's probably worth watching the video.

bowser fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Oct 17, 2014

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
montblonc

TwistedNails
Dec 1, 2008

Dave was on Joe Rogans podcast today, did anyone get to listen to it yet?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Is there anywhere to download the old episodes? I'd like to start from the beginning, and not have to stream every single episode over my phones and use a bunch of data if I can just download an archive of them somewhere.

Crack
Apr 10, 2009
I got a few from here, looks like they have all of them.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

TwistedNails posted:

Dave was on Joe Rogans podcast today, did anyone get to listen to it yet?

He was also on the Adam Carolla podcast too, which was pretty cool. Dave is such a narcissistic toolbag, though.

Lovechop
Feb 1, 2005

cheers mate
Episode 2 loving owned

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Crack posted:

I got a few from here, looks like they have all of them.

Sweet, thanks. I heard Asa on Chris Jericho's podcast and she seems pretty cool. How is the dynamic between her and the dude on here?

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLJqMQnx89E
Saga 02 Episode 003

By the way guys, remember that on November 2nd they're gonna have an all-day event. Mangchi live concert, live DVDASA, and who knows what else.

The Experiment
Dec 12, 2010


I'm glad the show is back on. These episodes have been great so far.

ChristianDB
Jun 29, 2008
whoops, this was meant as one post

ChristianDB fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Oct 27, 2014

ChristianDB
Jun 29, 2008

TwistedNails posted:

Dave was on Joe Rogans podcast today, did anyone get to listen to it yet?

Its good. I actually refound this thread because of the episode. David choe is so funny. The way he explains things, like how his rich friends take their blood out to feel better. Everything sounds so ridiculous coming from him


so was there a podcast between david choe and yoshi? I found out about them on JRE, they seemed like good friends.

ChristianDB fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Oct 27, 2014

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



My favorite part of his Rogan appearance was where he said they've been recording episodes the whole time they were off :thumbsup:

Lovechop
Feb 1, 2005

cheers mate

ChristianDB posted:

so was there a podcast between david choe and yoshi? I found out about them on JRE, they seemed like good friends.

the first bunch of DVDASA episodes had yoshi. i think they're about somewhere, check them out because they are funny as gently caress. especially the chips episode.

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Which number is the chips episode? I thought they only talked about it after the fact. Maybe I missed a chip showdown.

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