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Oberst posted:Vince Carter turning to poo poo is MJ's fault too?!?!?! Mutherfucker!!! I thought I remember reading somewhere that Michael paid more than a few HIV-positive prostitutes to try and get with Magic Johnson, hoping that at least one would go at it with the guy. I thought I saw it in some magazine? Maybe somebody knows what I'm talking about and can confirm.
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Jul 16, 2013 23:17
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I think you are misremembering. Michael Jordan had his spies find out who Magic's favorite prostitutes were and paid them to get the AIDS so they could give it to him.
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Jul 16, 2013 23:40
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This Michael Jordan character isn't very nice.
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Jul 16, 2013 23:50
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Defiance Industries posted:I think you are misremembering. Michael Jordan had his spies find out who Magic's favorite prostitutes were and paid them to get the AIDS so they could give it to him. You're thinking of Dennis Rodman. Story goes, MJ didn't want Rodman to help the Spurs become a powerhouse when they signed him, because he knew that though Robinson was a talented player, he was too nice to use his size effectively. With Rodman acting as the muscle, the Spurs were sure to become the next dominant team. So MJ knew Rodman was a man of the night, and sent a bunch of AIDS infected prostitutes to San An where they'd infect Rodman and take the Spurs out of the mix. This didn't work, though, because soon after Rodman hooked up with Madonna. This is where the conspiracy starts, though, because later that year Madonna had to cancel a few dates because a bunch of her backup dancers contracted an "undisclosed illness". 
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Jul 17, 2013 00:02
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So is this thread just a small concentrated group of people who are quoting some outside sources that the masses don't really care about? The reason I ask this is, Michael Jordan sounds like/is a giant oval office, yet the masses adore him. To the point where he constantly tops "worlds greatest athlete ever" polls (or at least dukes it out with Ali) and is everyone sporting idol. Does his (performance enhanced) brilliance just plain outshine all of this? The Australian public turns on their athletes if they cunts off the field, even if they are really good at what they do. Is this not the case in the States?
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Jul 17, 2013 02:35
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Get your slave morality out of here and go back to the republic of sissies or whatever 
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Jul 17, 2013 04:12
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big boi posted:Get your slave morality out of here and go back to the republic of sissies or whatever It's not so much a slave mentality, it's our penchant for Tall Poppy Syndrome.
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Jul 17, 2013 04:23
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Look, if we wanted the opinion of an Australian, we'd open the Luc Longley BDSM Discussion thread. If you can't understand how American athletes need to take steroids on a nigh-mandatory basis to compete and be entertaining then you have no place here.
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Jul 17, 2013 04:29
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xcore posted:So is this thread just a small concentrated group of people who are quoting some outside sources that the masses don't really care about? I bet every single one of these true facts is posted on some early 90's Usenet posts which the media wouldn't report, unlike now which they report and quote JordanDoesDrugs.tumblr.org as fact  P.s Is the Thorpedo still an Australian hero? or has the public turned 
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Jul 17, 2013 04:54
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Americans will overlook a lot of poo poo as long as you have a good PR team. Example: Legendary dickhead Lance Armstrong, also a steroid user.
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Jul 17, 2013 05:29
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lance was inspired by jordan's steroid use
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Jul 17, 2013 05:31
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Hirez posted:P.s Is the Thorpedo still an Australian hero? or has the public turned The jury is out on Thorpe, but I still say yes, he is. He stocks have dropped a lot due to: -Whinging a bunch about public pressure/the spotlight -Failing to qualify for the 2012 Olympics -PED allegations (although Australians refuse to believe any of our athletes use PEDS) -Refusing to admit he is gay -Taking the spot of a more desersving up and comer in the Olympic trials due to name alone. -Making terrible reality TV shows
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Jul 17, 2013 06:07
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xcore posted:The jury is out on Thorpe, but I still say yes, he is. He stocks have dropped a lot due to: -trying to make lovely bead jewelry you find at a flea market into a multimillion dollar industry
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Jul 17, 2013 06:16
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VikingSkull posted:Pro*Stars was great, it had Wayne Gretzky in it. People actually cared about hockey once, it's weird.
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Jul 17, 2013 06:22
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Byolante posted:-trying to make lovely bead jewelry you find at a flea market into a multimillion dollar industry haha I was going to post this. Steroids make people do strange things
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Jul 17, 2013 07:43
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It's too bad Jordan didn't have access to 21st century steroids like LeBron does. He might still be playing today...
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Jul 17, 2013 16:20
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buttcoin smuggler posted:It's too bad Jordan didn't have access to 21st century steroids like LeBron does. He might still be playing today... I think Michael already has it in his head that if he were playing today he'd demolish LeBron and actually have succeeded in Cleveland bringing the city a championship. Then he'd laugh and go "The gently caress would I ever play in Cleveland for?"
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Jul 17, 2013 19:18
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xcore posted:Is this not the case in the States? We value brazen cockiness above all else in our athletes. It's part of the national ethos
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Jul 17, 2013 19:27
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Fly McCool posted:We value brazen cockiness above all else in our athletes. It's part of the national ethos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDnFm_VGTc It's really hard to overstate how much of a cultural event MJ was for people what were kids between '84 and '98. He could do anything he wanted. He beat the Cavs even though the Cavs had swept them during the regular season. He won all those championships, he hung out with Bugs Bunny even though people said Bugs Bunny was a cartoon and not even real. But there they were, spending time together.
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Jul 17, 2013 19:40
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The Asian Oprah posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDnFm_VGTc Why do you think so many current athletes are getting busted for using PED's nowadays. Everyone wanted to be like Mike. And the only way to do that is through steroids.
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Jul 17, 2013 19:58
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Dexo posted:Why do you think so many current athletes are getting busted for using PED's nowadays. Everyone wanted to be like Mike. And the only way to do that is through steroids. You could also do it by arraigning the murder of your father to settle gambling debts.
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Jul 17, 2013 20:07
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Let's be fair. I don't think MJ commissioned his father's murder. Just that he caused it by telling some gangsters to gently caress off regarding his gambling debts. We all make mistakes, especially those of us that are addled by steroids.
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Jul 17, 2013 20:09
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In order for someone to win, someone has to lose. James Jordan was just a by-product of one life's hard truths.
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Jul 17, 2013 20:19
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xcore posted:The reason I ask this is, Michael Jordan sounds like/is a giant oval office, yet the masses adore him. Does his (performance enhanced) brilliance just plain outshine all of this? The Australian public turns on their athletes if they cunts off the field, even if they are really good at what they do. Is this not the case in the States? You're forgetting Shane Warne. Hugely popular, massive oval office off the field (ask his ex-wife), and tested positive for diuretics (masking steroids). In the rare cases where they don't cause roid rage, steroids can build charisma as well as muscle.
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Jul 18, 2013 05:26
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VikingSkull posted:MJ knew Rodman was a man of the night, Are you saying that Rodman is a vampire? I mean, it wouldn't be surprising or anything.
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Jul 18, 2013 05:44
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Sash! posted:Are you saying that Rodman is a vampire? He was a prostitute
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Jul 18, 2013 06:37
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Steroid injected, rebound vampire prostitutes! See what your actions wrought, Stern!
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Jul 18, 2013 06:44
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Oberst posted:Steroid injected, rebound vampire prostitutes! See what your actions wrought, Stern! Stern was behind it. He wasn't kidding when he said he knew where the bodies are hidden. Only bodies were a metaphor for PED's
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Jul 18, 2013 07:04
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Harold Miner was known as Baby Jordan so we all know who his father is... How different could his NBA career have turned out if he didn't reject his father's lifestyle? Could Rony Seikaly have wound up with more rings than Luke Walton?
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Jul 18, 2013 07:18
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Remember Rodman in the playoffs in '95? This wasn't a coincidence, it was a message. In the end, though, everyone learns that this is Michael's World. 
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Jul 19, 2013 02:17
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More proof right here:  Michael Jordan is an evil man. Look what he did to Vinny Del Negro.
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Jul 19, 2013 02:23
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Is it any surprise that Christian Laettner was a bust? On the dream team he was constantly berated and insulted by Jordan which damaged his psyche. Jordan rode him hard for any reason including the fact that he went to Duke. Jordan destroyed what should have been a confidence building moment for Laettner and he never became the player everyone projected him to be. I hear that when Laettner refused to start doing steroids Jordan used his clout in the league to essentially black list him as well.
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Jul 19, 2013 09:36
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soggybagel posted:Is it any surprise that Christian Laettner was a bust? On the dream team he was constantly berated and insulted by Jordan which damaged his psyche. Jordan rode him hard for any reason including the fact that he went to Duke. Jordan destroyed what should have been a confidence building moment for Laettner and he never became the player everyone projected him to be. I hear that when Laettner refused to start doing steroids Jordan used his clout in the league to essentially black list him as well. Laettner was not a bust. If we're going to have this thread, we should try to stay away from blatantly obvious untruths like your Laettner comment, and stick to the obvious truths, namely that Michael Jordan was a huge steroid cheater.
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Jul 19, 2013 10:42
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Holy poo poo, does Michael Jordan force Carrot Top to do steroids with him?
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Jul 19, 2013 11:32
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The B_36 posted:Laettner was not a bust. If we're going to have this thread, we should try to stay away from blatantly obvious untruths like your Laettner comment, and stick to the obvious truths, namely that Michael Jordan was a huge steroid cheater. When Jordan acquired Laettner for the Wizards, he did turn Christian into an alcoholic and that pretty much ended his career, FWIW.
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Jul 19, 2013 16:37
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Would you say that Jordan spiked Nick Anderson's drinks to do away with his free throw shooting prowess?
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Jul 19, 2013 16:53
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I know it's already been mentioned, but seriously, look what Michael did to that poor bunny.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbaKze622Kg 
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Jul 19, 2013 16:57
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RembrandtQEinstein posted:I know it's already been mentioned, but seriously, look what Michael did to that poor bunny. Animal testing is cruel, and Jordan should be ashamed of himself.
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Daffy:"This Goes against everything they ever taught me in health class" Jordan: "Do you want to win or not" Look at that peer pressure on poor Daffy.
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