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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


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I'm so proud.

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Sep 2, 2006


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Hey, just a heads up, you're dumb and Michael Jordan was a cheater.

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schmitty9800 posted:

Great idea OP, we should also start highlighting other strange gains by 90s superstars. Case in point:

From this (healthy collegiate player)
to this (looks like a pro wrestler more than a basketball player)
and this (Schwarzenegger territory) is definitely unnatural.

Karl Malone is well known to the be the hardest working man in the history of professional sports to the point that he selflessly abandoned multiple children just so he could work out more. Please do not derail this most serious of discussions with your pathetic troll attempts, or there will be consequences.

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Sep 2, 2006


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Fleetwood posted:

People forget that Isaiah Thomas was a super cool guy.

woah woah woah

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Sep 2, 2006


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cisneros posted:

This is Bill Simmon's "PED checklist":

Jordan qualifies for all of them.

I e-mailed him about it but he hasn't run it :(

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peepoogenderparts posted:

How far up the ladder does this conspiracy go? Does it include Phil Jackson? David Stern? The Harlem Globetrotters?

Yes, yes, and please don't troll this very serious thread, respectively.

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