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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I'm never sober for Nitro. Well, more sober than Scott Hall.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Halloween Jack posted:

I'm never sober for Nitro. Well, more sober than Scott Hall.

I've gotta get through these next two years stone cold sober.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!


The biggest Nitro of all time.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

8 PM.

7:30 pre show.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I'll be bringing my engorged sense of schadenfreude.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
You are missing Nitro!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

You are missing Nitro!

and Charlotte's in ring debut

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

They say the police station is across the street no less than four times.

And when Goldberg arrives after the main event, he does so in a car. The police drove him.

That show was everything I expected and so much more.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Maxwell Lord posted:

They say the police station is across the street no less than four times.

And when Goldberg arrives after the main event, he does so in a car. The police drove him.

That show was everything I expected and so much more.

It would be a pretty long run.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Looks like a special anonymous gust showed up yesterday, hope he stayed for the Lifetime masterpiece.


https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/687121222153404418

Thauros fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jan 13, 2016

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
2 swee

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

MassRafTer posted:

It would be a pretty long run.
That's like less than a third of a mile. Are you confusing Goldberg with Warrior?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Halloween Jack posted:

That's like less than a third of a mile. Are you confusing Goldberg with Warrior?

Goldberg was getting winded just shouting down the officers.

All in all, I can sympathise with Goldberg taking forever to get out of the police station. There's a bunch of paperwork and poo poo that has to be signed off on.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I was happy that the Atlanta PD graciously let the cameras tape Ms Elizabeth committing a felony with no sort of disclaimer or editing.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

Thauros posted:

Looks like a special anonymous gust showed up yesterday, hope he stayed for the Lifetime masterpiece.


https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/687121222153404418

If one of you guys was secretly the Woodmaster all this time, I would not be at all surprised

I think that episode of NITRO had the largest moment of Monday Night Wars infamous moments so far. Offensive LWO Mariachi Party, "that oughta put some butts in seats", Fingerpoke of doom, Goldberg taking 15 minutes to cross the street

and then immediately followed by an excellent Lifetime movie with the star of A Talking CAT?!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Halloween Jack posted:

That's like less than a third of a mile. Are you confusing Goldberg with Warrior?

He might run through the competition but he can't run through buildings.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

MassRafTer posted:

He might run through the competition but he can't run through buildings.



:colbert:

There probably wasn't even a Starbucks then, so no temptation to stop.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Halloween Jack posted:



:colbert:

There probably wasn't even a Starbucks then, so no temptation to stop.

What if talent has to enter on the other side of the Georgia Dome?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Well then it's a 15 minute walk and Jericho will open the door for him.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro just started since I was stuck at work!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT:

SOULED OUT 99!

There are 3 (arguably 4) good WCW PPVs left and this is one of them!

MAIN EVENT

STUN GUN LADDER MATCH

GOLDBERG VS SCOTT HALL

Ric and David Flair vs Curt Hennig and Barry Windham

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Billy Kidman vs Psychosis vs Juventud Guerrera vs Rey Mysterio Jr

IF JERICHO LOSES HE LEAVES FOR 90 DAYS IF SATURN LOSES HE WEARS A DRESS!

Chris Jericho vs Saturn

Lex Luger vs Konnan

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Wrath

PAY PER VIEW MATCH

FIT FINLAY VS VAN HAMMER

Norman Smiley vs Chavo Guerrero Jr

Chris Benoit vs Mike Enos

The PPV starts at 8 PM! Pre show at 7:30!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Souled Out 99 is here!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
That was a shorter show than I remembered.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

MassRafTer posted:

Souled Out 99 is here!

I forgot how heavy Henry Winkler featured in 1999 WCW booking!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Maybe Naitch will upload the right show this week!

Find out at 8 PM! SOULED OUT 99 THIS TIME WE'RE SERIOUS!

David Flair!

Goldberg in a ladder match!

Tune in now for the preshow!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT:

I'm continuing my birthday jam with three big events!

First at 7:15

MONSTER WARS EPISODE 2

8 PM

NITRO

Souled Out 99 Fallout!

Goldberg beat Hall in the ladder match, is Bam Bam next?

Hogan beat the poo poo out of David Flair, what will Ric do to Big Wood?

After Nitro I'll be showing the Neil Breen Classic

FATEFUL FINDINGS

Also:

My Top 10 Bumpers Countdown!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro is on the air!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT AT 8:

NITRO!

Last week Ric Flair laid down the law, he will face WOOD at Superbrawl 99 for the belt!

This week:

AL GREENE VS DISCO INFERNO

Scott Hall vs The Wild The Innocent and The E Street Shuffle

FACES OF FEAR vs David Taylor and Fit Finlay

Norman Smiley vs Saturn

Bret Hart vs Booker T

SCOTT NORTON VS GOLDBERG

Hogan, Nash and Steiner vs HORSE MEN

ALL THIS AND MORE!

7:15 MONSTER WARS!

8 PM NITRO

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
NITRO AT 8ISH!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT ON NITRO

The world's worst double elimination tournament continues!

Will we see more from HARDCORE HAK?

I have no idea what else is in store!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

8 PM for Nitro, tune in now for Monster Wars!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
So people don't hound me on twitter,

THERE WILL BE NITRO TONIGHT!

Preshow around 7:30, it'll either be MONSTER WARS or The missing hour of Nitro

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Nitro at 8

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family
Is the Ric Flair murder segment still going?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Require More Fire posted:

Is the Ric Flair murder segment still going?

It never stopped.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

That's why Ric Flair looks so beat up these days. His segments with Charlotte have to be scheduled around nWo pee breaks during this 17 year beatdown.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT!

SUPERBRAWL IX

HOGAN VS FLAIR

Can Ric Flair avenge his son's beating?

Will Hollywood "Big Wood" Hulk Hogan The Woodmaster retain the nWo Wolfpac title?

FIND OUT TONIGHT

Also on the show:

Booker T vs Disco Inferno

Chris Jericho vs Saturn

William Kid Man vs Chavo Guerrero Jr. for the Cruiserweight title

Barry Windham and Curt Hennig vs Wrestling Observer Hall of Famer Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko in the TOURNAMENT FINALS for the WCW Tag Team Titles

HAIR VS HAIR

The Outsiders vs Rey Mysterio Jr and Konnan

Scott Steiner vs DDP for the TV title

Roddy Piper vs Scott Hall for the US Title

GOLDBERG vs "Tunnel of Love" Bam Bam Bigelow

AND

SO

MUCH

MORE

Tune in at 8 PM for SUPERBRAWL! There may be a preshow, there may not.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

PRE SHOW AT 7:20!

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Mar 15, 2016

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The pre show is the BUFF QVC SPECIAL

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
LAST NIGHT DAVID FLAIR TURNED ON RIC FLAIR AND COST HIM THE TITLE.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TONIGHT?

ON NITRO WITNESS:

RIKKI RACHTMANN

JERRY FLYNN VS MIKE ENOS

BAM BAM BIGELOW VS HAMMER

AND OTHER STUFF!

TUNE IN AT 7:30 FOR THE PRESHOW

NITRO AT 8

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro is on the air!

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MassRafTer posted:

Nitro is on the air!

No it's not, it was cancelled many years ago.

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