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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I'm not sure what's worse: seeing The Cat beat Scott Norton, or seeing The Cat vs. Prince Iaukea.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Juvi vs. Eddie and Kidman vs. Psychosis should be awesome

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
Always love which matches RGLMRT chooses to put in all caps.


EDIT: Mistook one WH2K hero for another. Pardon me.

UNRELATED: Bring back the Buttz crew.

Dario the Wop fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Aug 9, 2016

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It doesn't matter what my name is, all that matters is Nitro is on soon!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Please, everyone, remember to EAT rear end

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Mods change my name to Ric Flair Comer Mierda Pendejo

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week: Master P was in a bunch of segments! Homophobia!

This week: Hopefully he's in even more! Probably more homophobia. Well, definitely more homophobia.

Plus:

Steve Regal and Fit Finlay vs Saturn and Chris Benoit

Lenny Lane vs Eddy Guerrero

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Hak

THE NEW WORLD ORDER VS THE WEST TEXAS REDNECKS IN THE REMATCH THE WORLD DEMANDED

The Cat vs Disco Inferno

Buff Bagwell and Dean Malenko vs The Jersey Triad for the Tag titles

SCOTT PUTSKI VS SID VICIOUS

DAVID FLAIR VS KEVIN NASH FOR THE WCW TITLE

That is the main event.

Tune in. 8 PM Nitro, 7:30 pre show.

It's gonna be a show!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

If that line up doesn't make you intrigued to see if this really is worse than the Russo stuff nothing will!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Let's go David.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Great, great.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This just keeps getting better.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Your night just got even better as the preshow is the return of Southern States Wrestling! Tune in!

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

So watching Sid's return a few weeks back made me realize something.
Sid is like Bizarro-Forrest Gump, somehow always missing the benchmarks of wrestling history despite being an active competitor in the time frame.

Sid left NWA before the establishment of the WCW world title and official rebranding (I think. my grasp of NWA/WCW at this point is imperfect) and managed to show up at the tail end of Hulkamania.
At the advent of the nWo and WCW's seeming impending victory of the Monday NIght Wars, Sid was in the WWF while it was at it's lowest point only to get injured and have no part in the attitude era.
Sid then returns to WCW in May 99, which was basically the 3rd wheel falling off the axle. Sid then gets badly injured and retired from Wrestling three months before the merger and the Invasion.

Despite Sid's past with Flair and Anderson I swear he is truly the 5th Horseman: That Which Sows Failure In It's Wake.
(Sometimes through no fault of his own).

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, it's the Georgia Dome Nitro! This might be the final one actually. How do we celebrate?


MEGADETH will play their new hit song Crush 'Em

Also:

Juvi vs Chavo
Vampire vs Rick Steiner for the TV title!
THE CAT vs JERRY FLYNN
VAN HAMMER VS LODI
Regal and Finally vs Mysterious and Konnan
David Flair (c) vs Buff Bagwell for the US title!
The Jersey Triad vs Benoit, Malenko and Saturn
Kevin Nash vs Sid for the WCW title!

Tune in at 730 for the preshow and 8 pm for Nitro! There may be North Korean cinema to follow!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Oh my god, Cat/Flynn is going to be fake MMA isn't it?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DJExile posted:

Oh my god, Cat/Flynn is going to be fake MMA isn't it?

Boxing with kicks I believe.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


GLORIOUS. I remember they did a sort of MMA match in... like 98 or 99 and it was wonderfully awful.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Nothing compares to Great Flair vs. Malenko in a Catch-As-Catch-Can match, with Malenko being the guy who forgot how the stipulation works.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

MassRafTer posted:

David Flair (c)

Really these letters in that sequence tell you just about everything you need to know about late stage WCW

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for Nitro even though you just missed probably the best part of this episode. (3 seconds of Babylon 5 footage the taper was taping over.)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I won't be back in time for tomorrow night so we'll be running Bash at the Beach 99 (another one of the worst PPVs of all time)

WEDNESDAY

at 8 PM.

So you don't even have the excuse of watching Smackdown over this.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
gently caress

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh my god yessssss

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

MassRafTer posted:

I won't be back in time for tomorrow night so we'll be running Bash at the Beach 99 (another one of the worst PPVs of all time)

WEDNESDAY

at 8 PM.

So you don't even have the excuse of watching Smackdown over this.

I have very little interest in Smackdown but the cruiserweight classic is the most interesting weekly show they run :(

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Great American Bash had an average star rating of .75. THIS SHOW IS EVEN LOWER!

Ernest Miller vs Disco Inferno

RICK STEINER VS VAN HAMMER FOR THE TV TITLE

DAVID FLAIR VS DEAN MALENKO FOR THE US TITLE

The No Limit Soldiers vs The West Texas Rednecks in an Elimination Match


**************THE JUNKYARD INVITATIONAL****************


The Jersey Triad vs Saturn and Benoit for the Tag Titles

Buff Bagwell vs Roddy Piper in a BOXING MATCH

Sid and Savage vs Nash and Sting for the World Title!

IT ALL GOES DOWN TONIGHT AT 8 PM! Due to my modified schedule I can't do a movie after so tune in around 7 for an extended pre-show!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling


*Major companies only

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
And so my cable / internet goes out. gently caress.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight: The Mach Era begins!

Also the return of Hulk Hogan. These can't be related!

Also....

Konnan vs Vampiro

The Cat vs Buff Bagwell

Dean Malenko vs Ric Flair

Steve Regal vs Kidman

Sid vs Kaos

Sting vs David Flair

Booker T vs DDP

Plus a huge title match main event!

Preshow at 7, Nitro at 8.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:


Plus a huge title match main event!

Oh man, I don't see Cruiserweight Champion Rey Mysterio Jr. listed, so he must get the main event! Good on WCW for giving the spotlight to the Cruiserweight Division, it's well-earned, and I can't wait to see who the Rednecks bring in to take on Rey. I just hope My Boy Swoll can stop the nefarious Hennig from costing Rey the belt!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I want to think Malenko/Flair would be good but there's no way it ends clean.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Nice of them to put Bagwell and Miller in the same segment so as to give everyone time for a bathroom break.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Pre show starts now with HOW TO BE COOL AT PARTIES, Count Dante and Jimmy Hart performing WE HATE SCHOOL and LANCE RUSSELL'S NOSE!

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
what time zone do you guys use anyway

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


corn in the bible posted:

what time zone do you guys use anyway

eastern, join us

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Instead of the card I am going to list the BIG STARS on Nitro tonight!

The Insane Clown Posse

Arli$$

Dennis Rodman

Plus:

Something extremely satisfying and

Hulk Hogan vs Sid for the title!

7 pm preshow, 8 pm Nitro!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I missed last week because I was on vacation

Where's Macho in that title match

They didn't hotshot it after just 1 night right

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


exploding mummy posted:

I missed last week because I was on vacation

Where's Macho in that title match

They didn't hotshot it after just 1 night right

Hey now, maybe the title changed hands on Thunder!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Also Buff Bagwell in blackface.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

Instead of the card I am going to list the BIG STARS on Nitro tonight!

The Insane Clown Posse

Arli$$

Dennis Rodman


holy poo poo :stare:


MassRafTer posted:

Also Buff Bagwell in blackface.

holy poo poo :stare::stare:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


is tonight ROAD WILD? :munch:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DJExile posted:

is tonight ROAD WILD? :munch:

No that's in a couple weeks. Tonight is Jason Hervey!!!!

Plus

Juvi and Psi Psi vs Rednecks

Vampiro vs Rey Mysterio Jr.

Vincent vs Stevie Ray

Lash Leroux vs Prince Iaukea

Evan Karagias vs The Cat

Mike Shipwreck vs Steve Regal

Curt Jennifer vs Goldberg

Patty Stone Grinder vs Medusa

Scott Putski vs Shane Douglas

David Flair vs Chris Benoit for the US title

Chase Tatum vs Rick Steiner for the other title

Sting and Hogan vs Nash and Sid

And more, I guess.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Preshow at 7, Nitro at 8.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

No that's in a couple weeks. Tonight is Jason Hervey!!!!

Hell yeah :toot:

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