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An Enormous Boner
Jul 12, 2009


I'm white -- check my avatar. But it seems like we are all just a bunch of self-indulgent whites. We don't really have any idea what's going on in this global world. Why are we so set up to ourselves? Why are we so obsessed? What makes it better that we think about our selves all the time?

What I think is that we need to get better. Let's start being ourselves, but also realizing that we aren't only what we are. Let's actualize and just burst into what we know we could be. Let's become ourselves.

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Fly Molo
May 7, 2007

You guys are so cute, I could just maul you to death.


Let's be super-white.

uG
Apr 23, 2003



nice thread white dude

Pepsi-Tan
Dec 31, 2007
Now, more then ever.

This is some deep poo poo. Deep white poo poo.

Sosiz
Nov 8, 2009


Fly Molo posted:

Let's be super-white.

I actually wish I could get some tan for a change

Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet


How about you gently caress off back to FYAD. Thanks.

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO
Sep 6, 2008



Whites. America is a 3rd world country.

Loretta Trampface
Sep 12, 2006

by T. Finninho


hands up if you're gay

Sehnsucht
Aug 2, 2003
Damn you and your daily doubles you brigand!

Devour posted:

How about you gently caress off back to FYAD. Thanks.

He's got a fair point there. You're probably white.

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB


A self-hating white person? Well that's new

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Diligence is the mother of Luck


So, we're just a couple a' white people?



Wanna go to the Gap?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Soft Hil- nope, not doing this rhyme.

~SMcD

But what shade of white specifically?

BananaNutkins
Aug 26, 2004

I'll split you open and I don't even like coconuts.


This is the whitest thread possible, mayonnaise man.

Loretta Trampface
Sep 12, 2006

by T. Finninho


Athanatos posted:

So, we're just a couple a' white people?



Wanna go to the Gap?

Yea bro, just after I finish snacking on this hummus. Have you heard of hummus?

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why
We get the point of rolling up a million


Hey white guy. I'm white too.

Priapus
Feb 17, 2007
I AM LITERALLY AND I MEAN LITERALLY A STUPID NAIVE SHELTERED IGNORANT DENSE AS FUCK WASTE OF SPACE. PLEASE IGNORE ANYTHING I SAY AS THEY ARE THE RAMBLINGS OF A DELUSIONAL FUCKWAD PS MY DICK IS VERY SMALL AND I PROBABLY HAVE NEVER USED IT im so very retarded

I took dance lessons. Feeling better about myself.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002



An Enormous Boner posted:

I'm white -- check my avatar. But it seems like we are all just a bunch of self-indulgent whites. We don't really have any idea what's going on in this global world. Why are we so set up to ourselves? Why are we so obsessed? What makes it better that we think about our selves all the time?

What I think is that we need to get better. Let's start being ourselves, but also realizing that we aren't only what we are. Let's actualize and just burst into what we know we could be. Let's become ourselves.
This is pretty much, "what white people like".

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

kill


The OP made me tear up I will try to be a better person

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."


I haven't seen the sun in seven years. I have transcended whiteness and become a sickly translucent color. I only listen to obscure techno and watch homemade flash anime while eating wonderbread with miracle whip (no mayo) and mining veldspar in EVE online.

It feels good to be a member of the master race .

dsipal
May 12, 2013


Yeah, let's do things like raising awareness!

santisimamuerte
Dec 4, 2007
Kio okazas, homoj?

Thank you for showing me the light, An Enormous Boner. I'm not white but I sure have a lot to learn from you!

Pepsi-Tan
Dec 31, 2007
Now, more then ever.

White guys in a thread for white guys

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING


dsipal posted:

Yeah, let's do things like raising awareness!

I'd like to make everyone aware that I am white. I may not care about skin colour but some of you do. So there you have it.

VikingSkull
Jul 23, 2008

Free pats on the back
Inquire within


I'm part Italian, and as such have often dreamed of being white. So jealous of you right now OP.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.


I'm a quarter Cherokee.

Lt Greatsocks
Nov 4, 2009


My manager at Wendy's declared me an honorary black person so I don't think this thread really applies to me.

Feranon
Sep 10, 2011

Oh, I know lots of things.

L O T S    O F    T H I N G S


Way ahead of you OP, I have reached the highest pinnacle of whiteness and evolved into who I was always meant to be: an immortal Juggalo. Much love to the Family! Wicked clowns never die!

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SLASH MY WRISTS WITH OCCAM'S RAZOR


Devour posted:

How about you gently caress off back to FYAD. Thanks.

drat son

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012
Who do I have to piss off to get a red title?

One common trait among white people is being well-off enough that you have plenty of free time to waste on thinking about dumb poo poo like this thread.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 16, 2006

He's broken out in love.

Finally, a thread for white people. (props feet on the table)

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010


vyst posted:

But what shade of white specifically?

A whiter shade of pale, of course.

There is no reason and the truth is plain to see.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001

I stole a pie from Estelle Getty.


This is the whitest loving thread.

Until I reload it, then it'll be the bluest loving thread.

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


Your boner isn't very enormous, is it?

lexan
Apr 24, 2004

Someday I'll be a big producer on Broadway, and you'll be singin' your opera in the street with a tin cup in your hand!


Could be whiter I guess.

Scorched Spitz
Dec 12, 2011


I'm only half-white, don't group me in with you bastards.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

and they had real big eyes.
large, dark eyes.

Really makes you pink.

dogs named Charlie
Apr 5, 2009


Guys, the South isn't that racist compared to the North.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011


I'm not white; I'm black Can I still be in this thread?

Edged Hymn
Feb 4, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post


jackyl posted:

Your boner isn't very enormous, is it?

Check your penal privilege.

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Literally The Worst
Oct 12, 2007

No, not vengeance. Punishment.

Excuse me I prefer to be called snowy.

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