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tobu
Aug 20, 2004

Bunny-Bee makes me happy!

NewtGoongrich posted:

Auric Goldfinger looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1970s compared to Rob Ford.

Goldfinger never loved crack though... Just goooooooooold!

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NewtGoongrich
Jan 21, 2012
I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN
It's the kiss of death from Mister.... Crackfinnnnngggerr.

He loves only crack.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

He's the man, the man with a heart of crack
That poo poo is whack

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Little Mac posted:

Didn't this guy assassinate Jesse James?

Coward!

thiswayliesmadness
Dec 3, 2009

I hope to see you next time, and take care all
I want this to be true just so we can finally get his rear end out of office. What was the judge's reasoning for letting him stay in last time?

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011

thiswayliesmadness posted:

I want this to be true just so we can finally get his rear end out of office. What was the judge's reasoning for letting him stay in last time?

"I want to see what other cartoonish follies this caricature of a man can get himself into."

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

PT6A posted:

Remind me why being in Alberta is a bad thing, again? Other than stereotypes and misinformation, of course.

Setting aside the tarsands, it might be because we're essentially a one party province where middling vaguely sensible but still utterly toothless conservatives are giving way to the Wildrose? Or maybe because a lot of our urban design is a disaster? Or how about the chronic inability of the province to be assertive when negotiating royalties on oil? Also we have p. bad emergency room coverage and a kind of crappy approach to care for people with chronic disabilities. That's not even getting into the kind of trans-generational shame that's bound up in poo poo like the Eugenics Board.

There are all kinds of reasons to dump on Alberta, dude. There are a lot of reasons to like it too, like the immense natural beauty, Nenshi being rad as heck, and a surprisingly good local theatre scene. But that's kind of incidental to the actual topic of this thread: that amalgamation made a corrupt crack smoking racist sexist fatty the mayor of Toronto. And that's hilarious.

Also, is anyone else reminded of EastEnders?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

So he's basically Bad Lieutenant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG_VaTDn9Uk

D. Eisenhower
Oct 31, 2011

Fisticuffs posted:

:stare:

The other candidates must've been awful.

George Smitherman was the main opponent. He was a corrupt Liberal MPP for Ontario involved in the $10 million e-Health scandal which involved handing out contracts to his buddies. The other candidates virtually got no press just like the latest federal Liberal leadership campaign where any other candidate other than Justin Trudeau got coverage to let you know when they lost to him.

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

D. Eisenhower posted:

George Smitherman was the main opponent. He was a corrupt Liberal MPP for Ontario involved in the $10 million e-Health scandal which involved handing out contracts to his buddies. The other candidates virtually got no press just like the latest federal Liberal leadership campaign where any other candidate other than Justin Trudeau got coverage to let you know when they lost to him.

I still don't understand how Trudeau is a meaningful candidate for any reason other than his Dad. There's this whole weird once and future king vibe I get when I talk to hardcore liberals that is genuinely creepy.

D. Eisenhower
Oct 31, 2011

Republican Vampire posted:

I still don't understand how Trudeau is a meaningful candidate for any reason other than his Dad. There's this whole weird once and future king vibe I get when I talk to hardcore liberals that is genuinely creepy.

Hence why the Liberals are kinda hosed when the next federal election happens.

Toronto related because the last seats that keep the federal Liberal Party afloat are all Toronto Centre ridings. This is the same area that voted for Smitherman....Is Toronto doomed to have terrible elections? At least that casino died.

EDIT: has it come to anyone's attention $100Ks are going toward a crack dealer for this video? Anyone want to be worried about that?

D. Eisenhower fucked around with this message at 03:39 on May 18, 2013

melon cat
Jan 21, 2010

Nap Ghost

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Does Canada have some sort of agency to investigate this guy or does he control them like his council members?
Thankfully, the City of Toronto doesn't have the "strong mayor" system that a lot of U.S. municipalities do, so Rob Ford doesn't have the ability to silence political opponents in any meaningful way. Toronto's Mayor is pretty much another member of Toronto City Council.

... but unfortunately, nothing gets done in the City of Toronto at the Council level. Recently they spent over 2 hours debating what kind of burger joint they'll allow to locate in the building adjacent to City Hall.

Have you ever watched the show Parks and Recreation with Amy Poehler? The show that jokes about the whacked out constituents, the dysfunctional local politicians, and the myriad of minor, inane "distraction issues" that take priority over important issues? It's not an exaggeration here in the City of Toronto. :canada:

We are Pawnee.

melon cat fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 18, 2013

mik
Oct 16, 2003
oh

D. Eisenhower posted:

EDIT: has it come to anyone's attention $100Ks are going toward a crack dealer for this video? Anyone want to be worried about that?

Better 100k to a crack dealer than 90k to an even bigger low-life like Mike Duffy.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

Republican Vampire posted:

He's not really the mayor of Toronto. He's the mayor of the suburbs. It's particularly galling for those poor easterners since while Toronto has him, we in Calgary have a flamboyant pro-arts, pro-transit, pro-queer mayor.

He's muslim, too. And he's kind of a nerd who lives with his parents :shobon:

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

Tim Selaty Jr posted:

He's muslim, too. And he's kind of a nerd who lives with his parents :shobon:

Yeah, and they're immigrants, aren't they? I thought that was part of why he's so historical, both his parents are immigrants.

He's like the tea party's worst nightmare. I'm really proud to have voted for him.

e:

D. Eisenhower posted:

EDIT: has it come to anyone's attention $100Ks are going toward a crack dealer for this video? Anyone want to be worried about that?

Supposedly they'd ask for less but they want to relocate (possibly out west) because they fear reprisal from Ford's municipality and from the drug ring that they're part of. So I don't feel that bothered about the sum because relocating can be stupid expensive and it's a huge scoop.

Republican Vampire fucked around with this message at 04:15 on May 18, 2013

Priapus
Feb 17, 2007
I AM LITERALLY AND I MEAN LITERALLY A STUPID NAIVE SHELTERED IGNORANT DENSE AS FUCK WASTE OF SPACE. PLEASE IGNORE ANYTHING I SAY AS THEY ARE THE RAMBLINGS OF A DELUSIONAL FUCKWAD PS MY DICK IS VERY SMALL AND I PROBABLY HAVE NEVER USED IT im so very retarded
Nenshi is probably the first intelligent mayor in Canada too.

Man Calgary is really trying to pull its poo poo together lately and then contrast that with Toronto. Ha.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Priapus posted:

Nenshi is probably the first intelligent mayor in Canada too.

Man Calgary is really trying to pull its poo poo together lately and then contrast that with Toronto. Ha.

Jim. Goddamn. Watson disagrees.

(Both are awesome.)

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





Priapus posted:

Nenshi is probably the first intelligent mayor in Canada too.

Man Calgary is really trying to pull its poo poo together lately and then contrast that with Toronto. Ha.

Gregor Robertson?

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
"Bitch set me up, eh?"

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

Priapus posted:

Nenshi is probably the first intelligent mayor in Canada too.

Man Calgary is really trying to pull its poo poo together lately and then contrast that with Toronto. Ha.

It's really too bad that outside of the Stampede, the city is completely devoid of any kind of uniquity.

Also let's be realistic and admit that the only reason why Nenshi is the mayor is because every horrible person in the city split their votes between a retired anchor woman who doesn't know poo poo about politics and a white-hot ball of Republican-style rage, leaving everybody under 40 to vote for the brown guy who nobody thought had a chance.

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

Tim Selaty Jr posted:

It's really too bad that outside of the Stampede, the city is completely devoid of any kind of uniquity.

Also let's be realistic and admit that the only reason why Nenshi is the mayor is because every horrible person in the city split their votes between a retired anchor woman who doesn't know poo poo about politics and a white-hot ball of Republican-style rage, leaving everybody under 40 to vote for the brown guy who nobody thought had a chance.

A lot of people figured Nenshi had a good shot and not just because of vote splitting. We might not be progressive in terms of federal politics because of the whole stupid western alienation thing, but I don't think that Nenshi won the election purely because of vote-splitting. The progressive bent of immigrants and transplants has a lot o do with it.

Ford, on the other hand, pretty much won the mayoral election in Toronto because of amalgamation being terrible for the city itself. It's a false comparison.

Red Mundus
Oct 22, 2010
Oh God, Robert Ford. From living near Toronto and knowing how hosed up he is I can see only two scenarios happening in the near future. Liver failure, or murder-suicide after he offs his wife. Guy is legitimately hosed up in so many ways. I remember very early in his "career" all sorts of rumors of domestic violence. I wonder if any of that poo poo will re-surface now that he's basically become all of North America's clown. Never in a million years would I expect to see U.S. press talking about him.

Adeptus7
Mar 26, 2013
I voted for Ford...yeah I know I know, I don't need the lecture...but I thought he stood the best chance of actually doing something with regards to the bloated and over-entitled public sector unions. He's turned out to be a first class embarrassment, and a harm to the conservative movement in general. But Crack...When was the last time you saw a crack-smoker so fat? And wouldn't the Mayor of a world-class city at least do cocaine? I mean common now...

WaffleLove
Aug 16, 2007

Adeptus7 posted:

I voted for Ford...yeah I know I know, I don't need the lecture...but I thought he stood the best chance of actually doing something with regards to the bloated and over-entitled public sector unions. He's turned out to be a first class embarrassment, and a harm to the conservative movement in general. But Crack...When was the last time you saw a crack-smoker so fat? And wouldn't the Mayor of a world-class city at least do cocaine? I mean common now...

AHAHAHA. Just cause he fat doesn't mean he not a crackhead. Chris Farley comes to mind for people who were fat who smoked crack. Seriously, I hope this is all true and the people in T.O smarten up and get rid of him. It just really insanely stupid that the people with the video think it's worth six figures. I'd give them 2 grand maybe 10 tops for it. It's also amazing how they seem to think they'll get away with being anon for any amount of time. They should just honestly upload it to youtube or something similar and enjoy the chaos.

Stentorian Hoot
Jun 14, 2001

Couldn't get it up...

Adeptus7 posted:

But Crack...When was the last time you saw a crack-smoker so fat? And wouldn't the Mayor of a world-class city at least do cocaine? I mean common now...

His dealer is actually selling him rock candy :ssh:

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
I just want to know how a bloated, red-faced 40-something who looks about 15 years older than he is didn't drop dead from a heart attack from his first crack rock.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
I was going to laugh at Canadians for basically electing Tommy Boy but then we did far worse for 8 years and that was a president, so hey go crazy with your poo poo politicians

Priapus
Feb 17, 2007
I AM LITERALLY AND I MEAN LITERALLY A STUPID NAIVE SHELTERED IGNORANT DENSE AS FUCK WASTE OF SPACE. PLEASE IGNORE ANYTHING I SAY AS THEY ARE THE RAMBLINGS OF A DELUSIONAL FUCKWAD PS MY DICK IS VERY SMALL AND I PROBABLY HAVE NEVER USED IT im so very retarded
My favorite Rob Ford pic.

Blasted, stumbling around Toronto by himself, a complete loving mess, taking pictures with revelers, hurting the conservative "movement."


cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



So clearly Ford is some kind of Liberal sleeper agent trying to take down Conservatism from the inside by being as incompetent as possible.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
This saga is everything wrong with everything and it loving rules.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Adeptus7 posted:

I voted for Ford...yeah I know I know, I don't need the lecture...but I thought he stood the best chance of actually doing something with regards to the bloated and over-entitled public sector unions. He's turned out to be a first class embarrassment, and a harm to the conservative movement in general. But Crack...When was the last time you saw a crack-smoker so fat? And wouldn't the Mayor of a world-class city at least do cocaine? I mean common now...

He's doing crack instead of cocaine because he believes strongly in limited spending and financial restraint. beleives Crack dealing is also a great way for the underprivileged to bootstrap their way to financial success instead of relying on government handouts their whole life. It's about time we saw a politician practicing the same values that he preaches.

As an aside, does Canada have much longer sentences for crack arrests vs. regular cocaine like the US does?


I thought you had to torch the poo poo out of crack, but they're just casually lighting a bowl like it's weed or something? Can I get a professional crack smoker to verify how accurate this clip is?

WaffleLove
Aug 16, 2007

Priapus posted:

My favorite Rob Ford pic.

Blasted, stumbling around Toronto by himself, a complete loving mess, taking pictures with revelers, hurting the conservative "movement."




That picture owns, he looks so happy.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Like Asians, Africans are probably good too now in Rob Ford's eyes, they bring him things that make him happy.

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".


:banme:

little munchkin posted:

professional crack smoker

Email Rob Ford.

seal clubber
Jun 3, 2006
The funny part about this is that it's barely news in Toronto. People heard about it, had a laugh and went about their day as usual.

seal clubber fucked around with this message at 14:57 on May 18, 2013

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I'm somewhat grateful for Rob Ford. After all, he's the only mayor who makes Hamilton's Bob Bratina look capable in comparison.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Normie Chomsky
Apr 10, 2008


Drunk & Ugly posted:

I was going to laugh at Canadians for basically electing Tommy Boy but then we did far worse for 8 years and that was a president, so hey go crazy with your poo poo politicians

Considering their prime minister is a robot missing its emotion firmware, they had to make up for it with Rob Ford.


(They're both bad though)

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Dr. Video Games 0050
Nov 28, 2007
I like how Ford says its not him. It's clearly him.

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