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Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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IN

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BELLY!!!
B.
My experience as a divine being is that goons cause apocalypses.
Also eat the baby and hold the gate.

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Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Worked for me last time. Hope i become a fish again.

D.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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A mixture of C and D perhaps. But mostly D.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Sincere belief in the fish god and spending most our time with father.
Fishgod onegod

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Suggest that they dont look like they want to fight but are rather scared. Also suggest that the look like Jalitha. Maybe she knows what they want.

But just go with anything he says. A suggestion is only a suggestion.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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D for the fish god

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Nope. Let them clothe us first. Dont ask for it

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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R for REPUBLICAN PARTY!

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Voting:


STAB HIM WITH THE TOOTH! ASHERAH HUNGERS!



THIS I LIKE IT!
I VOTE THIS FOR THE FISH GOD

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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OhYo posted:

1. Let him ride on your shoulders because you want to be like an older brother.
2. We're doing something we know we shouldn't be doing, but the wanderlust is strong in us too. Don't forget to pray to El.
3. Aron, who seems to be the youngest of the outsider men in his mid 20s. Get the inside scoop on life in Zepath.

This.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Voting for the republ.. i mean Theglav's E

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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A and H you sissies. We are going to become the biggest wimp in Zepath.

Just grab as many spears as we can and throw them at the thing.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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HSS FOR THE FISH GOD

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Option X: Satisfy the hunger. Stab everything. Devour everything.

Basscop fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jun 14, 2013

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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I have wanted from the start to become the high priest of the fishgod to embrace and expand that which is Ashera's pantheon but it seems to me that ship has sailed.

This is my fish art tribute.
It's time to leave the fish life behind. Maybe we will meet Asherah later and destroy him.
I change my vote to A+K: Drop the tooth.

Basscop fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jun 14, 2013

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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A J train i got on it

edit: haha nice title. thanks guys i love you

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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E and N because a hero needs a cloak!

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Can we pray to Enkindu for the strenght to keep marching? I want to do that.

edit: Because we will not be using our body but godstrenght

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Basscop posted:

Can we pray to Enkindu for the strenght to keep marching? I want to do that.

edit: Because we will not be using our body but godstrenght

also, no need for the proper praying formalities and knee poses. i just want to THINK to him as hard as we can

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Well it seems like we're gonna fall. We must fall with STYLE then just like last time.

Vote to fall with style. Preferrably landing on our face.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Guys lets please not die trying to walk. :holdthegate:

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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I HOPE THE GROUND HITS US IN THE HEAD HARD FOR ACTIVELY TRYING TO BE STUPID

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Guys i'm telling you as a fish that walking is quite hard we should stop right now.
The walking we're doing right now isn't really heroic.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Schizotek posted:

And what exactly would a fish know about walking?

That it's hard.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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GoneWithTheTornado posted:

You people doubting Enkidel are probably the most depressing people ever and I feel sad for all of you. :colbert:

We earned our piggyback ride by now

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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I have been swayed by the adorableness of nemo.
DO IT!
B

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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K
Ask him why the females won't do? Also snails are hermaphrodites.

actually gently caress it: Tell dad that snails are hermaphrodites!

Basscop fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jun 19, 2013

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Guys our dad knows that snails are hermaphrodites and there are no women snails. He's just making stuff up to have a reason to hit us. Now is the time we can call him on it and make rear end in a top hat dad answer for all of his violence.
Call him out on it and ask deliberately that if he knew then why would he hit us.
YOU ANSWER NOW rear end in a top hat DAD

edit: we can spear him after

Basscop fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jun 19, 2013

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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C: The giant lobster has saved people from being eaten before and he will do it again.
This is the safest option and i'm starting to think that this dream stuff has consequences.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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my dad posted:

Dad's dead baby, dad's dead.

Stop lying to us dad

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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H. Its pretty important

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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A and G.
a monkey sidekick would be awesome. Also a prince shouldn't play with monkeys.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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B. Nobody can outcurse the madgod. You pulsating cuntblubber you!!

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Guys i've got a plan. Get on irc

E: gently caress...

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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You forgot.
-Fish

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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Try to communicate or wake up the angel dude. Is does it look male or female? Is it a hermaphrodite like the snails?

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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A, Size and stick with the name.

We want a huge dumb dog that will love us. It doesn't need to do tricks it only needs to love us and be huge to maul things with us.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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1. D - The king cut our hair. We are more than a simple servant.

2. D - We are not a dog. But Snarls is.

3. A - Kids.

4. G - I really am worried that he'll turn into a huge loving brat. What an rear end in a top hat.

5. A - Adding that we scare the kids off by saying we will eat them if they mess with us.

6. Don't care.

7. F - Out of a sense of duty.

8. D

9. L - Because education. If we are smart then not only do we cast off the image of a savage cannibal but also we are smart.

10. A - Of course

11. G - That's just me.

Basscop fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Aug 27, 2013

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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1E
2B

Being a slave could be very very troublesome for us in the future. Lets find out and fix the situation

Also: Asking the kind is probably the wisest course of action. He likes us and we are a 13 yo kid. It could also lead to some interesting options for us if it turns out well.

Best case scenario he says no and laughs.

Basscop fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Aug 30, 2013

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Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

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2. B

I want to ask the king if we are a slave.
If we are then we need to ask the king to let us become a traveling monster hunting slave.
We need to be eating demon/monster hearts left right and center.

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