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Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

PaganGoatPants posted:

You'd figure they would be confronted anywhere. I don't understand why they are dressed up like this anyway? Is it cosplay?



Banned for life from football.

Is that some sort of Yaoi (sic) tattoo on his arm there?

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teardrop
Dec 20, 2004

by Pragmatica

JT Smiley posted:

She might be the worst human being alive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSUQcX9EMPs

I don't know how any person of any age could deal with her at all.

I couldn't finish this but you only need to watch the first 15 seconds to hear her say "I'm a model, inspiring actress..."

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


teardrop posted:

I couldn't finish this but you only need to watch the first 15 seconds to hear her say "I'm a model, inspiring actress..."

I made it to 1:03. Holy crap I feel sorry for such a broken little human being.

Dead Cow
Nov 4, 2009

Passion makes the world go round.
Love just makes it a safer place.

teardrop posted:

I couldn't finish this but you only need to watch the first 15 seconds to hear her say "I'm a model, inspiring actress..."

Why does she show her bottom teeth so much when she's talking? It's unnerving.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Dead Cow posted:

Why does she show her bottom teeth so much when she's talking? It's unnerving.

Now that's all I see. Even with no sound she's annoying. The mannerisms.

JIF is large so click it.

http://i.minus.com/ibbYiVzeBe8sfD.gif

Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004

Dead Cow posted:

Why does she show her bottom teeth so much when she's talking? It's unnerving.

She comes off as someone who's trying really hard to be sexy but doesn't know quite how to do it, so instead she just ends up making weird faces.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


Here's her "Reality" music video. I still haven't been able to make it through the whole thing.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
She looks like she's doin a lot of drug

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Florida Betty posted:

She comes off as someone who's trying really hard to be sexy but doesn't know quite how to do it, so instead she just ends up making weird faces.

She's 18, how the gently caress would she know "how to be sexy."

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.


Foxhound posted:

She's 18, how the gently caress would she know "how to be sexy."

The nebulous media. Let's not get this thread closed too.

Aphtonites
Dec 25, 2012

Sure, Jailbot was broken, but
weren't we all at some point? :(
http://youtu.be/8moQzMB8HPw
It's hard for me to watch this video without cringing a little. Someone spent months working on a poorly made dome mod for a game called Kerbal Space Program and added a "fine looking dancing alien chick" to it to celebrate his birthday :stare:
The breathing noises he makes when he looks at the dancer doesn't help at all.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

No bueno.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

No bueno.


Is it too early to shut this thread down and start a new one?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Crow Jane posted:

This fine fellow was my favorite thread from the old thread. There is just so much WRONG with these images, but I can't look away.



I like to imagine he was cursed by a witch and that's why his arms are stuck in that position.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7TeLdO4ZPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0sccVpENDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYviG3dzZBI

A kid with a fedora doing a countdown of what he considers the sexiest women. His mom's in on it too.

Friends Are Evil has a new favorite as of 21:44 on May 24, 2013

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Friends Are Evil posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7TeLdO4ZPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0sccVpENDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYviG3dzZBI

A kid with a fedora doing a countdown of what he considers the sexiest women. His mom's in on it too.

The 'why is this sticky' bit is something no-one should ever do with their mother.

Ghost Party
Feb 9, 2013
Speaking of Courtney Stodden, here's Venus Desu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9_0TXploTs

She does makeup videos on Youtube where she talks and dresses up like a little girl. This is already pretty weird, but it turns out she is only 15 years old and her mom puts her up to all of this. She talked to middle-aged men (her fan base is all creepy old dudes) while her mom looks on approvingly. Courtney Stodden is pretty bad, but at least her mom is encouraging her to act like an "adult" in her own way. Venus' mother makes her act like a small child to appeal to pedophiles. That's creepy as hell.

Here's an article that goes on a little bit about her mother: http://kotaku.com/5896366/when-your-daughter-thinks-shes-an-anime-doll-and-talks-to-creepy-guys-online/

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I like to imagine he was cursed by a witch and that's why his arms are stuck in that position.

I prefer to think of him as a dollar store knockoff action figure made flesh.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

Ghost Party posted:

Speaking of Courtney Stodden, here's Venus Desu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9_0TXploTs


That's pretty legitimately upsetting. She doesn't even seem like she's having fun. :(

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

zoux posted:

No bueno.


Jesus, how can you be that boney and still have to suck in your paunch?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Methamphetamines.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Dead Cow posted:

Why does she show her bottom teeth so much when she's talking? It's unnerving.

I guess we found Tim Buckley's life model :v:

She would have been 8 when the comic started so it works that way too, going by his usual tastes :shepface: Actually, Buckley fits here anyway:







Bonus Michael "Mookie" Terraciano:

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

Lotish posted:

Jesus, how can you be that boney and still have to suck in your paunch?

No matter how skinny you are your guts still have to go somewhere.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Ghost Party posted:

Speaking of Courtney Stodden, here's Venus Desu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9_0TXploTs

She does makeup videos on Youtube where she talks and dresses up like a little girl. This is already pretty weird, but it turns out she is only 15 years old and her mom puts her up to all of this. She talked to middle-aged men (her fan base is all creepy old dudes) while her mom looks on approvingly. Courtney Stodden is pretty bad, but at least her mom is encouraging her to act like an "adult" in her own way. Venus' mother makes her act like a small child to appeal to pedophiles. That's creepy as hell.

Here's an article that goes on a little bit about her mother: http://kotaku.com/5896366/when-your-daughter-thinks-shes-an-anime-doll-and-talks-to-creepy-guys-online/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXRmYhrMK4

Here's that Venus girl instructing people "how to look Ganguro" :barf:

She puts on buckets of makeup just to try to look Japanese (and hell, there's even a picture of her trying to be Japanese but wearing a qi pao instead).

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

She's English why does she talk like that?

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

zoux posted:

She's English why does she talk like that?

Weeaboo is a strange, mystical language beyond my comprehension.

...I heard her talk for a few seconds in the video I linked, and her voice made me cringe. If there's an "awkward, ugly, nerdy and gross" voice, this fits the bill pretty well.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

She's English why does she talk like that?

I made it to 11 seconds.

lokicubed
May 14, 2009

zoux posted:

She's English why does she talk like that?

Because she's half Swiss half Hungarian. And then homeschooled on top of that so no picking up a "normal" english.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

lokicubed posted:

Because she's half Swiss half Hungarian. And then homeschooled on top of that so no picking up a "normal" english.

Yeah but she's clearly trying to do a pastiche of what would be considered a very thick Japanese accent. Unless Hungarian is a lot closer to Japanese than I thought. Also where's this mom stuff coming from, I didn't see anything about it in the kotaku article and I can't really watch much of these to find her.

Ghost Party
Feb 9, 2013
There's only a brief sentence in the article. Here's a video of her talking to some weird man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jzCQ32rSM Her mom comes in a bit later. Listen to the way she talks and remember that she is 15.

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

Skeleton Ape posted:

eastern_europe.jpg

Just off camera there's a hirsute naked woman with enormous buckteeth and mid-1970s perm sipping from a highball glass full of rectified spirits.

AuguryOwl
Jun 2, 2012

Moomoomoo!!
This is her mum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUA6u-NYNzM

The poor girl.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Every time we post a video to watch, that is one more click to reinforce their behavior.

EDIT: I Googled "FAT DDR NERD", after clicking a photo of an unfortunate looking young lady I found a forum. A few posts down I found this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQXXTtIjBkA

Bro Nerd Alpha has a new favorite as of 04:40 on May 25, 2013

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The rabbit hole that is Recommended Videos will consume us all.

This is from the ending to a Judge Judy episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHMYCROfoE


e. This might be too meta, but this channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/CPantyhoseArchive?feature=watch - is awkward. The person uploads videos of women wearing pantyhose. I don't recommend watching the videos. They are super boring

N. Senada has a new favorite as of 05:21 on May 25, 2013

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

N. Senada posted:

The rabbit hole that is Recommended Videos will consume us all.

This is from the ending to a Judge Judy episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHMYCROfoE

The guy in the last seconds of the video sums it up.

Crawford
Jul 8, 2010
Vice doing the lord's work once again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLfJpmFW-Cs

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

N. Senada posted:

The rabbit hole that is Recommended Videos will consume us all.

This is from the ending to a Judge Judy episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHMYCROfoE


e. This might be too meta, but this channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/CPantyhoseArchive?feature=watch - is awkward. The person uploads videos of women wearing pantyhose. I don't recommend watching the videos. They are super boring

This was good until that last second of a totally normal dude just going "I think my whole life is ridiculous, really..." and walking off, then it became a work of art that must be preserved for future generations.

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
I've heard that those Judge Judy people were actors.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

rakovsky maybe posted:

I've heard that those Judge Judy people were actors.

They're real (and the decisions are binding) but they basically go out of their way to find the craziest people to put on the show.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea from what I understand everything is real civil cases and all, it's just that they pick the most 'tv friendly' (crazy/stupid) people. I'm sure people ham up their stuff but those are real rear end people with real rear end stupid problems.

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