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HoneyBoy
Oct 12, 2012

get murked son

cyberia posted:

The thing I've always wondered about Beebee is why is he so damned lumpy?

He has a bunch of videos of him shaving and each one looks like a painful experience.

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't aggressively rake and drag metal objects across your face like this but I'm not Beebee890 so what do I know? His skin looks pretty torn up by the end of it.

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

General Panic posted:

I'm now more worried about North Korea than I was before seeing this, because anyone who thinks "Yeah, this photo of me with some distressed kids is going to make great propaganda" has clearly ceased to be rational even by the standards of dictators.
They're crying with joy. It's a common response in their culture; check out videos or photos of a number of their events. Full of Koreans in track suits, all slighter and shorter than they should be due to chronic malnutrition, standing in their public squares weeping in the purest happiness they believe they'll ever feel. The planes of concrete that were buildings fall away toward the horizon. They're facing into the wind, too. Like, always.

HEY GUNS has a new favorite as of 10:58 on May 26, 2013

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


Stoatbringer posted:

Smiling happily as hordes of terrified, crying children applaud you seems about as awkward as it gets.


"Kim Jong-Un chuckles quietly as scores of crying children surround him, after announcing the dropping of the chocolate ration from 3 kilograms daily to 2.8 kg daily today."

See, it can be good propaganda. All a matter of phrasing/grandiose fiction. :colbert:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Should be sleeping posted:

You want to put THAT in the Awkward thread? HA! You haven't seen awkward, delusional, plastic surgery pop star poo poo until you've seen Jessica Shores.

I dare you to get through Her video: "TECK TECK TONIK"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-GuGdhpq7c



That's nothing compared with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-OJvsDqOaE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPCPE_JKecU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtFNUZQekc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEyRg5mXLAQ

Religious Man
Nov 28, 2010

Perfect God and Perfect Man

General Panic posted:

I'm now more worried about North Korea than I was before seeing this, because anyone who thinks "Yeah, this photo of me with some distressed kids is going to make great propaganda" has clearly ceased to be rational even by the standards of dictators.

The children are just overcome with excitement to see the Great Successor. They were excited to the point of hysteria! That's how it will be spun anyway. There are a few documentaries available on Netflix and the videos North Korea puts out showing the propaganda parades show that level of "devotion" from the North Korean people to their leaders.

EDIT: beaten

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Might as well bring back this classic annoying video of people buying foam. Good luck not punching your monitor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJyCDGLUZU

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

MinistryofLard posted:

Edit: Oh god there's better.



God helps those who help themselves. And by god, this head ain't helping no one.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

The Relentless posted:

God helps those who help themselves. And by god, this head ain't helping no one.
He looks like one of these:

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Stoatbringer posted:

Smiling happily as hordes of terrified, crying children applaud you seems about as awkward as it gets.

Also, Kim Jong-Un kind of looks like a giant baby.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012


So that's what the lady from Aqua is doing now. :stare:

Ghost Party
Feb 9, 2013

Suzuki Method posted:

So that's what the lady from Aqua is doing now. :stare:

Her ex and other band mate also has a solo music career which probably belongs in this thread, as well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7de61sQQ3I

THE_Chris
Sep 18, 2008
Sitpopping is one of the most awkward things I know of. Its basically a weird part of a balloon fetish where people pop balloons by sitting on them. And other people get off to this.

:nms: possibly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqaDkqiaOCs

Thats an awful video. He's pretty much riding the balloon.

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

THE_Chris posted:

Sitpopping is one of the most awkward things I know of. Its basically a weird part of a balloon fetish where people pop balloons by sitting on them. And other people get off to this.

:nms: possibly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqaDkqiaOCs

Thats an awful video. He's pretty much riding the balloon.

I'm thinking of loving with them by posting a whole series of video responses in which I ignore a huge pile of balloons behind me and instead do something slightly less abnormal, such as crying while eating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMeSJUO0l1I

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Say what you will but cake farts will forever remain the best obscure fetish videos.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

The Relentless posted:

God helps those who help themselves. And by god, this head ain't helping no one.

God is good.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

PaganGoatPants posted:

Might as well bring back this classic annoying video of people buying foam. Good luck not punching your monitor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJyCDGLUZU

See, there are downsides to the internet.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

-Atom- posted:

See, there are downsides to the internet.

Side effects of Internet include:

Thinking random equals funny
Telling inside jokes and expecting others to get it
Fedoras
Buying bit coins

If you have any of these side effects see a doctor.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

HoneyBoy posted:

This is beebee890, he has over 3000 videos, a large portion of them are "can crush" videos in which he takes empty soda cans and crushes them, usually dedicated to youtube commentators.

I'm still not sure what to make of this.

Beebee is a really cool guy who likes buses and is seriously the nicest person in the world.

Edit: he's so popular on Twitter, SA's own Satellite High recorded an album of songs about him.

Big Centipede has a new favorite as of 01:25 on May 27, 2013

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

PaganGoatPants posted:

Might as well bring back this classic annoying video of people buying foam. Good luck not punching your monitor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJyCDGLUZU

It makes me happy to know that life on Earth will continue long after humanity has become extinct.

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

After being called a misogynist for criticising a video from this woman's Let's Play, LesBeardly did a take on that video himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veaT9Kk3jN0

SG-83
Sep 6, 2004

I guess it's not just a dog thing!

PaganGoatPants posted:

Might as well bring back this classic annoying video of people buying foam. Good luck not punching your monitor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJyCDGLUZU
How the gently caress did they rate a handicapped parking permit? Did they forge one or bribe someone for it? Is it some other person's car and that someone has a legit permit?

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

SG-83 posted:

How the gently caress did they rate a handicapped parking permit? Did they forge one or bribe someone for it? Is it some other person's car and that someone has a legit permit?

Probably belongs to someone obese in their family.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

SG-83 posted:

How the gently caress did they rate a handicapped parking permit? Did they forge one or bribe someone for it? Is it some other person's car and that someone has a legit permit?

I don't know where it is, but there was this long as hell text file one of the girls wrote explaining everything. They're just as spazzy and autistic as they seem, but the owner of the car has some hearing disorder that she got the permit for. No loving idea why a hearing disorder would qualify her for handicapped parking, but there you go. Also claimed to rarely use it and only used it in this instance to haul the foam out of her car.

Instead of, y'know, letting someone wheelchair bound use the space.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

SG-83 posted:

How the gently caress did they rate a handicapped parking permit? Did they forge one or bribe someone for it? Is it some other person's car and that someone has a legit permit?

Some diseases cripple you randomly. My grandpa would be fine 70% of the time but that 30% he could barely walk.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdi8VI0reDI

New thread, time to post homestuck.avi

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

HoneyBoy posted:

This is beebee890, he has over 3000 videos, a large portion of them are "can crush" videos in which he takes empty soda cans and crushes them, usually dedicated to youtube commentators.

I'm still not sure what to make of this.

Beebee is the best and he posts the best things on instagram. :3:

I never knew there were so many different buses.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
Started to watch this in the TV couch chat thread and gently caress this is painful:

'Shy Boy' documentary
https://vimeo.com/28466163

It's about Love-Shyness (when you want to ask girls out but you're too shy to) and Incel (Involuntary Celibacy, when you want to have sex but no one wants to) and it's just full of absolutely awkward and cringe-worthy moments of entitled people going 'Why won't anyone love me/have sex with me :qq: '


edit: Official blurb about it

quote:

A short documentary on "love-shy" men. Love-Shy men believe they are afflicted with a condition that prevents them from interacting with women. They ultimately fail to have relationships with women, and often die virgins. "Involuntary Celibates" are men who approach women all the time, but are always rejected. These men congregate on an online forum called Love-Shy.com. In the film, they meet up "IRL" - in real life along with the female filmmaker and "pretty boy" sound guy.


Also, not sure how that's supposed to be appealing to anyone, why use that on your dating profile?

Twee as Fuck has a new favorite as of 04:48 on May 27, 2013

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012

ThatPazuzu posted:




The nebulous media. Let's not get this thread closed too.



40 year old emo guy on MySpace posted:

Hey my friends call me Cris. My enemies call me worse lol. I’m just living my one life for me, finally. No more living it the way others think I should cause it doesn’t work. Ya know? So I’m just saying yesterday is dead, today is real, and tomorrow is still virgin. I will seek the friends that come without a price, the love that comes without rules, and the nirvana that comes from being myself. And to those who choose to judge me, an emphatic f*ck you. You have your own life to live, so go live it. And stay the hell out of mine. Peace.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Twee as gently caress posted:

Started to watch this in the TV couch chat thread and gently caress this is painful:

'Shy Boy' documentary
https://vimeo.com/28466163

It's about Love-Shyness (when you want to ask girls out but you're too shy to) and Incel (Involuntary Celibacy, when you want to have sex but no one wants to) and it's just full of absolutely awkward and cringe-worthy moments of entitled people going 'Why won't anyone love me/have sex with me :qq: '

This was posted in the dying pages of the last thread and I went into it thinking that Mr "Obese and Ugly Women" was the villain of the piece, then realised that the PUA dude is fifty times worse.

Sunshine89
Nov 22, 2009

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

We've reached peak creepy poo poo. Certainly there is no deeper well to drill from than this?

CONRADCIGARSPIPES has made, across 3 accounts, about 17 000 videos of himself smoking cigars,pipes or a combination thereof, while listening to tango, showing a picture of his dead wife an describing his clothing in broken English.

Capitan Dad
May 16, 2007

shemaghs are so gay its like smegma hahaha
i've been talking to myself stoned in the PUA guys voice a lot since watching that

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Edit^^^^^ speaking of awkward, those hentai avatars are pretty drat awkward.

Twee as gently caress posted:

Started to watch this in the TV couch chat thread and gently caress this is painful:

'Shy Boy' documentary
https://vimeo.com/28466163

It's about Love-Shyness (when you want to ask girls out but you're too shy to) and Incel (Involuntary Celibacy, when you want to have sex but no one wants to) and it's just full of absolutely awkward and cringe-worthy moments of entitled people going 'Why won't anyone love me/have sex with me :qq: '


Oh man this is so great. :allears: I didn't get to comment on it last thread. I like how none them treat women like people and wonder why no women wants them.

Also 2,000 rejections online is nothing. I seriously doubt he put effort into each massage, most likely he sent a mass "please date me, I'm not so bad :qq:" massage to any women he could find on okcupid. So yeah if you don't put any effort into you will no results.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Midlife crisis.txt

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Scathach posted:

Okay, the top of his head is clearly shaved off, and the sides and back are long. What the gently caress is going on here, and what the hell for?

It's the neckbeard taken to its logical conclusion: The Neckbeard 360.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Fucknag posted:

It's the neckbeard taken to its logical conclusion: The Neckbeard 360.

And in seven years, the Neckbeard One will come out with tv tv tv tv sports tv halo call of duty sports.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

TinTower posted:

And in seven years, the Neckbeard One will come out with tv tv tv tv sports tv halo call of duty sports.

And they're all MLP adaptations. :gonk:

HoneyBoy
Oct 12, 2012

get murked son

Twee as gently caress posted:

Started to watch this in the TV couch chat thread and gently caress this is painful:

'Shy Boy' documentary
https://vimeo.com/28466163

It's about Love-Shyness (when you want to ask girls out but you're too shy to) and Incel (Involuntary Celibacy, when you want to have sex but no one wants to) and it's just full of absolutely awkward and cringe-worthy moments of entitled people going 'Why won't anyone love me/have sex with me :qq: '

Holy christ, they asked one of those guys if he knows how love-making goes down and the dude made a "??? profit" joke.

edit: Props to sound guy for the chill jams though.

HoneyBoy has a new favorite as of 05:37 on May 27, 2013

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012
Get fit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYR1bYdiTE8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0ePB2fX7ck

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

You can't stop what's coming. Dad.

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meataidstheft
Jul 31, 2005

Yous a lady Skwisgaar!
In a perfect world - that guy would be a dad who is making fun of his son for being a sadsack emo kid ("But DaaaAAAAaad girls won't talk to meeee.") and being generally vain and boring.

This world is not perfect.

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