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I Am Crake posted:brownies hahaha
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Forti posted:My favourite issue Are you supposed to pay 20£ to read this crap ?
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 07:50 |
unpacked robinhood posted:Are you supposed to pay 20£ to read this crap ? It costs £1.40. Says so right above the magazine's title.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 07:52 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:Are you supposed to pay 20£ to read this crap ? That's the £20,100 that's 'up for grabs!'. Although due to the design it could also mean the model, or the santa hat, or the Xmas Horror.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 08:48 |
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 09:23 |
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I have so many questions.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 09:39 |
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The new home of Impact Wrestling.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 09:39 |
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I was so busy looking at the dude in the scooter I didn't even notice the wrestling. It's like the worst magic eye
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 09:59 |
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This is how I always pictured American supermarkets. Glad to see it's real.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 10:27 |
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My mother reads those trashy magazines e.g. That's Life, because she's also a moron. They are a goldmine of . At one point I was visiting and copied down the names of the stories from the front page and posted it online, I went to the liberty of digging it out. My breast exploded IN THE SUPERMARKET LAST SUPPER Murdered after her OMLETTE My soldier lover was a sick pedo My VAGINA fell apart! SPIKED ON A BOOZY NIGHT OUT BY A METAL POLE! I'M 50st...and my man pays to FEED me My lips are made from my VAGINA Capitalization directly from the story titles, not mine.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 10:33 |
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moerketid posted:My mother reads those trashy magazines e.g. That's Life, because she's also a moron. They are a goldmine of . At one point I was visiting and copied down the names of the stories from the front page and posted it online, I went to the liberty of digging it out. http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/item/2560-the-most-ridiculous-tabloid-headlines-of-all-time-25-photos.html
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Sludge Tank posted:http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/item/2560-the-most-ridiculous-tabloid-headlines-of-all-time-25-photos.html Those are from the Weekly World News though, as opposed to a weekly magazine that a good number of British women actually believe and take seriously.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 10:55 |
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Paladinus posted:
Oh. Belarus has elections. Is there anything funny in the text of the poster? One of the most awkward candidates I've ever read of was Lee Mercer in 2008, who was a scam and/or mentally ill. This link contains a decent summary of how embarrassing his message was. http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/Mercer_for_President_2008.aspx He could have been only the second negro president if he would have won in 2008.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 11:08 |
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moerketid posted:Those are from the Weekly World News though, as opposed to a weekly magazine that a good number of British women actually believe and take seriously. What's not to take seriously about this
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 11:10 |
Sludge Tank posted:What's not to take seriously about this British trashy magazines are secretly the best. I'd pay £2 for one maybe once.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 11:21 |
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The closest thing we have to that here in Australia is News Corp
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 11:25 |
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It's not just weirdos who read those magazines though. You'll find them in every staff lunch room and middle aged lady's handbag. They are truly grotesque.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 11:52 |
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joedevola posted:It's not just weirdos who read those magazines though. You'll find them in every staff lunch room and middle aged lady's handbag. This is nonsense.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 12:01 |
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:He goes by the nickname "Dragonborn" ... does he, though? "Mooom, I told you to call me Dragonborn!"
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 12:48 |
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Weldon Pemberton posted:What's wrong with cakes, small fairy-like creatures, or younger girl guides? On the subject of UK women's magazines being hilariously goddamn crazy, here's a website that collected a bunch of covers for you to laugh at. I'm convinced a good portion of the audience knows they're bullshit but finds them fun anyway, people can't be that gullible They also tend to contain their fair share of AUG in their own right, horrible medical stories are a staple ingredient
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Inspector Zenigata posted:We all lost something the day Weekly World News stopped publishing in print. Nah, we lost WWN when some rear end in a top hat bought it and hired comedy writers instead of the old staff of former reporters. quote:In 1999, somebody taped that WWN story to a wall in the Senate press gallery, where it amused the press corps, although some scribes griped that the paper had underestimated the number of aliens in the Senate by at least three or four. Reporters loved the Weekly World News. Many fantasized about working for it and casting aside the tired old conventions of journalism, such as printing facts.
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I used to just randomly pick up a copy whenever I was grocery shopping. I was just jonsing for some WWN because of those pics, now I'm sad.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 14:48 |
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The Weekly World News was maybe the most tongue in cheek paper ever printed. I truly miss seeing when I'm checking out at grocery stores.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 14:53 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I used to just randomly pick up a copy whenever I was grocery shopping. You're in luck, friend. Google Books has every issue since 1980 archived. http://books.google.com/books/serial/ISSN:0199574X?rview=1&lr=&sa=N&start=0 protip: only read 1995 and back
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Bad Sneakers posted:You're in luck, friend. Google Books has every issue since 1980 archived. This is perhaps some of the greatest news I've heard in a long time.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 15:48 |
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God drat this is beautiful.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 15:49 |
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Forti posted:My favourite issue Especially the part about Rape Santa...
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 15:57 |
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Tin Tim posted:Wtf is this real or a joke? Because if not then Yes, its 100% real and true
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 16:01 |
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Tin Tim posted:Wtf is this real or a joke? Because if not then
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 16:01 |
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vaguely posted:On the subject of UK women's magazines being hilariously goddamn crazy, here's a website that collected a bunch of covers for you to laugh at. I'm convinced a good portion of the audience knows they're bullshit but finds them fun anyway, people can't be that gullible I know a lot of women who take these super seriously. Most of the girls I went to school with (we're now 29) that I have lingering on Facebook? They take that poo poo seriously. My mother takes that poo poo seriously. All friends of hers across the years have taken that poo poo seriously. It's embarassing. Chat, Take A Break, That's Life et al are some of the most popular UK magazines in print, remember. Every single store that sells magazines has these things. They are not jokes..unfortunately.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 16:02 |
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Have another sample. Unfortunately the uploader did not include the full YUCKY PIC INSIDE so you'll have to imagine what horrors lie on that man's face.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 16:04 |
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vaguely posted:Yes, that is a real magazine. Once again, here is a selection of what you might find in the women's interest section of a standard UK newsagent. Whether or not the stories themselves are true, I'll leave up to your judgement. "Our Christmas issue is still a bit light, any ideas?" "Rape Santa?" "Excellent."
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 16:08 |
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Tin Tim posted:Thanks, now I have something to laugh about later. Oh, and I didn't expect the stories to be true because come the gently caress on, but it baffles me that somebody actually sat down to write this for a magazine that you can buy in a store. A lot of them, I believe, pay readers to send in their stories. Or at least they used to back when I was growing up. I imagine they get the Not Always Right treatment, where someone sends in a dumb mundane story and the magazine writers turn it into some twisted tale of rape santas.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 16:13 |
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These magazines also pay money to advertise for people to come forward with their stories on extras/acting sites. It is very odd finding some adverts to stand for or act in and seeing DO YOU HAVE A HORRIFYING STORY THE WORLD WONT BELIEVE?! 2000 POUNDS IF YOU CAN SHOCK OUR EDITOR!!! in there. What baffles me even more is the UK now has a whole number of magazines dedicated simply to a TV show. If you have heard of a soap on tv, it will have a magazine in stores debating 'What will happen next week now four people have died, one has had a miscarriage and hard man Gary has left his wife?!?!' Women's magazines are AUG in shiny paper format.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 16:13 |
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Another classy, poorly photographed highlight for you all
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 16:55 |
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vaguely posted:Have another sample. Probably your bog standard necrotized flesh? I dunno man! I wanna say it would be a photoshop since no one would let their face get like that without taking it to a doctor (well, not in Britain, they have godless socialized medicine and don't need to go into quintuple secret bankrupty over a doctor's visit) but I've read this entire thread so I know that's just not true. Shugojin has a new favorite as of 17:05 on Mar 26, 2014 |
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Inspector Zenigata posted:
The real Dark Souls starts here.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 17:53 |