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General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
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Crow Jane posted:

This fine fellow was my favorite thread from the old thread. There is just so much WRONG with these images, but I can't look away.


For a second, I thought the guy's pet walrus was rearing up against the wall next to him.

I now cannot unsee this.

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General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
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Stoatbringer posted:

Smiling happily as hordes of terrified, crying children applaud you seems about as awkward as it gets.


I'm now more worried about North Korea than I was before seeing this, because anyone who thinks "Yeah, this photo of me with some distressed kids is going to make great propaganda" has clearly ceased to be rational even by the standards of dictators.

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
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Glasgow Kiss posted:

How boring do you have to be to construct your whole identity on a outdated and possibly failed ideology? Especially one coming from a dictator who murdered millions during his rule?
Let me tell you about the D&D forum

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
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Rujo King posted:

This summer... action is going to be
STRONG LIKE OX!




It would be cool to see the microcephalic community get some media representation at last.

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
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What about my argument that progressive metal bassists are really terrible? Check and mate, brony guy. :smug:

/\ E: Lemmy collects Nazi memorabilia from World War II, so that stuff he's wearing might even be genuine. He was asked about it in an interview I read and said something like "Well, the bad guys always make the best poo poo."

General Panic has a new favorite as of 20:17 on May 30, 2013

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
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Fauxtool posted:

Was selling some anime stuff online to this lady. This is how she chooses to introduce herself.

"Hello! I'm Abi☆Pop 【アビー☆ポップ】5ft1.5, Eternally 17 years old & from a little town in the UK. I am a YouTuber, Dancer and Cosplayer~! I tend to sit on my laptop all day and spontaneously burst into dance (∩^o^)⊃━☆゚.*・。 i'm attempting to learn Japanese! 私はいつか日本に行きたいのに!I really want to go there and become an idol! ♡Akihabara♡ I work in a maid café in the UK~! Rin Kokonoe is so cute~! xD I do enjoy a spot of gaming!! (*^ω^*) I want to visit Tom Nook's shop and buy Flowers :) as Animal Crossing seems like a nice place~! People say i'm like Alice in wonderland/Rapunzel as i'm always curious, Hyper and in my own little world! ♡J-pop♡ I draw a lot ヽ(´。>ω<。`)ノ Totoro lives in my bedroom! I have blonde hair and green eyes. MLP FiM *brohoof* I adore Disneyland and anything cute which makes my heart go DokiDoki~! Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is my idol :3 we share the same birthday and it would be her i'd love to meet! ♡Himeko Sakuragawa♡ Honey-senpai is my crush *nods* KissKiss CHU~ 100%~~~~~~~~~~~~LOVE"

Note she is NOT Japanese despite how convincingly she mimics the culture :rolleyes:

In about a year or so, she'll qualify to vote, and she is already allowed to drive a car. I think the world may officially be doomed.

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
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Groghammer posted:

Read her paragraph again, it says "eternally 17". She may be older than half the posters in this thread.

That thought...doesn't help much.

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Jan 28, 2012
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Low Desert Punk posted:



There's a lot of unfortunate decisions that led to this picture being taken.

The guy with the cane looks uncannily like Elton John circa the mid-1980s. Actually, Elton's probably one of the few other people who would be prepared to be photographed wearing something that looks that stupid.

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Jan 28, 2012
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Behold! A Elk! posted:

I can only hope to one day be as passionate about something as furries are about being furries.

I can only hope to one day have as much disposable income as they clearly do. I can only assume it's either wealthy parents or massive overdrafts. Alternatively, more furries than you would imagine have well-paying jobs.

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Jan 28, 2012
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TTBF posted:

They live together. A friend found himself living in the "furry complex" which was an apartment complex where all the furries congregated.

Someone please write this as a sitcom.

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Jan 28, 2012
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Lethemonster posted:

I am far more fascinated by people's dissection of PUA and the like than I should be. Have there been any threads on them on SA? For some reason I've got it in my head that it's a topic it's banned to make threads about.

I remember that not too long after I joined there was an A/T thread on the subject. It...got a bit heated. You may still be able to find it with archives.

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Jan 28, 2012
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LingcodKilla posted:

A lot of 80s army vets I work with swear by them being much lustier than the average American lady but they are generally full of poo poo about everything else so who knows,

I suspect their knowledge of German women probably comes largely from the output of the German porn industry in the 80s.

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Jan 28, 2012
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Non Serviam posted:

Since we were talking about PUA and things like that, here's a very attractive British man giving some of the best "chat up" lines.

^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXhJC_Ko7hA&feature=player_embedded#!


He actually looks like poo poo

I was trying to remember who this guy reminded me of, and I've just got it. His voice is very like that of a guy I used to work with who was there under an arrangement my employer used to have with a charity. The guy had some kind of learning disability (I didn't like to ask), and was very prone to start long-winded conversations with people about things they clearly weren't interested in or when they would rather have been getting on with their work.

Not at all his fault, but awkward. He wasn't creepy like the guy from the video, though.

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Jan 28, 2012
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

People with assburgers all too often don't notice the difference between positive and negative attention. Any kind of attention they're getting gets chalked up as "positive".

Maybe they should rename it "Kardashian's syndrome."

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
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The Lucky Charms are hidden in a secret compartment in the buggy.

peppi posted:

Dude is rich and a gigantic alcoholic.

You'd think he'd be able to afford Plymouth Dry, really. It's much better gin than Beefeater.

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
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I think he's trying to channel "A Clockwork Orange" here, but I for one am not feeling menaced.

Akito12345 posted:

I think he pulls of this look pretty well.

""Fat Moron With Large Coat on Head" Is Very Current" - Vogue, never.

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Jan 28, 2012
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Frankston posted:

That would be cool for a fancy-dress party, but if they wear that stuff all the time then it's not.

I'm going to have to make an official ruling on this - it's not cool.

General Panic
Jan 28, 2012
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Nice to see Mr Garrison has got some new friends.

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Jan 28, 2012
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I Before E posted:

Is there a story here beyond "people hosed in a tent"?

I believe the precise story is that two of the people concerned decided that a campsite full of goons was the perfect spot to try out anal sex. Loudly. And other people noticed this.

That's what I call awkward.

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Jan 28, 2012
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Fascinator posted:

She said that there was a pretty big group of young men there wearing pony shirts and laughing at the movie, but being a 40-year-old economist with a family she doesn't spend much time on the internet, so she'd never heard of bronies and had no idea what they were.

She thought they were intellectually-handicapped people on a group outing. I swear to g-d.

To be fair to your colleague, most photos/video I've ever seen of bronies make them look exactly like mentally handicapped people on a group outing.

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Jan 28, 2012
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Kuroyama posted:

He should have used the money for the fedora on properly tailoring the suit. And he should have gotten a different shirt. The collar on that one looks like poo poo on him. I'd say he could fix his current look for something around $50, if he could get a better shirt on sale.

Alternatively, he and his girlfriend could just stop pretending it's the 1930s. Seriously, my Mum owns books of our old family photos where everyone's dressed like that.

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Jan 28, 2012
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schwenz posted:

What someone should do is really spend some time compiling a guide that teaches shy guys how to actually initiate conversation, in a non-creepy and acceptable way. A real guide would set reasonable goals and methods that would show results, and motivate them to be more social. This guide would even inject some simple ways to better your appearance, let a guy know that you don't have to do P-90, but a little bit of diet and exercise boosts your confidence, which women pick up on in a positive way.

There are loads of self-help books on this general subject already, but modern society being what it is, it's often much easier to get women to admit they might need to improve themselves than men, so men tend not to read those kinds of books.

It's easier to sell us "that one weird tip" about how we can do some magic tricks and have women falling at their feet than to get us to admit we may have to do a lot to get rid of our major flaws.

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