PYF Awkward, Ugly, and Gross: My Little Signature Fedora Edition

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Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Lava Lamp posted:

Speaking of the freak Courtney Stodden, there's always that masochistic game you can play to see how long you can make it through this video of hers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0

I've never seen the end.

Yeah, not sure what they were trying for there. Usually you take teenage hookers out in the swamp to dispose of the body, not record a music video.

I find it much more interesting to imagine she's pleading for her life through song.

# ¿ May 24, 2013 16:41

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 01:32

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Croisquessein posted:

OK, about these MRA/incel/foreveralone guys, here's what I'd like to know. How often do they approach unattractive women? I don't know much about being a guy and getting dates, but I just can't believe that even unattractive guys can't get some girls to go out with them. There are lonely, awkward women too. Are they just ignoring the ones they don't want and doggedly pursuing women who are, looks and personality wise, way out of their league?

I don't believe attractive people deserve any better than unattractive people, but I get that pretty people tend to have the luxury of choosing other pretty people as mates. It makes me wonder if they're just obsessed with the pretty ones and refusing to have anything to do with a woman who's beneath their looks standards, so what exactly makes them so much better than these superficial gold diggers they keep ranting about? And despite all their complaints about attractive women they still desperately go after them. How is that less superficial? And what do they think they have to offer an attractive person anyway? A sparkling personality? If they were really such great guys on the inside, they'd pursue other good people with nice personalities regardless of how they look, yet they chase after hotties and wail about how life isn't fair to ugly guys.

Plus they're full of poo poo. I know lots of guys who look totally average to ugly and yet they have no problem getting dates and making friends because they're good people who treat others with respect, have a variety of interests and are fun to be around. These guys blame their looks for everything because it's way easier to say the world is against them because they're not handsome than to admit something about their behavior is driving people away and they need to seriously try to improve themselves.

Edited to fix wall of text

So here's my uncle:

55 years old, no job, lives with my grandmother, has like 4 teeth and the worst possible breath imaginable, and diabetes. I got him an old computer and internet and within 3 months he had a girlfriend who has a good job and looks reasonably attractive for a 55 year old.

So yeah, anyone can get a girlfriend. That or single 55 year old women are just desperate as hell.

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# ¿ Jun 1, 2013 20:40

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Fingerless Gloves posted:

He hasn't changed at all

I've never heard of this guy, but at least the art is decent.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2013 03:20

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Tin Miss posted:

Jesus Christ, the last paragraph of that article. Makes Ariel Castro almost look normal in comparison. I'm so very glad they caught him before he attempted anything, what a disgusting excuse for a human being...

Makes me question where the cut off is between 'fantasy' and legimate threat is. I guess the discussions with that other guy and mentioning actual names did it more so than the rape room.

And the child porn. Definitely the child porn.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 14:20

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

stratdax posted:

Worst episode of Quantum Leap ever.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2013 03:34

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

The Monkey Man posted:

Would you want to be seen with that crowd?

I'll wager the pony isn't the worst smelling of the bunch.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2013 03:22

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Centripetal Horse posted:

I don't think that picture is awkward in any way, and I think she looks great.

She's pretty, but like others have said, those corsets go under your clothes.

And those boobs do look upset.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 02:58

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

hallo spacedog posted:

Wow, those baggy suits are really terrible looking. Everyone looks so much better now.

Except that 2013 clothes will look ridiculous and/or ugly to people in 2023.

And then good again in 2033.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 22:27

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Haymaker_Betty posted:

The worst part is that women who get boob jobs often lose some or all feeling in their breasts, making them totally just for looks and no longer a viable erogenous zone

also if we hadn't had the mother we did, my sister would be Courtney Stodden. Untreated bipolar 2(?) and narcissism will do that to a person.

Depends on the quality of the work I guess. My wife got implants from a surgeon who specializes in reconstructive surgery and that chick knows how to craft an exemplary set of fun bags with no loss of feeling.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2013 02:51

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

I'm detecting delicate hints of both misogyny and xenophobia. He doesn't like stuck-up American women so maybe this Israeli lady will go for him, irregardless of his near ignorance of her culture. Don't Israelis speak Hebrew and not Arabic?

If true, my guess is he believes in the 'nice guy' myth and when she rebuffs him he goes all-in as how he believes 'assholes' get the girls.

That said, Gal sounds hot.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2013 17:55

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

It's because she's a fat hot BABE who wears WHAT SHE WANTS, shut up you FATSHAMER!

I do what I want with my body!

Who's first for a BJ?

Also, this is her boyfriend. WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IT???

Here's her website... each post is a goldmine, I cannot choose just a few photos to share with you people.

I've got to give her props, those legs are no where near as fat as they should be with that equator of hers.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 01:24

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

I dated a Mormon woman who waited until marriage to have sex only to find out her husband was gay. They were divorced within a couple of months, never having consummated the marriage.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2013 22:55

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

KoldPT posted:

Russians? They gotta be Russians.

gently caress da Mods posted:

You should have told her earlier bro

And there I was hoping ladies had dicks. What a loving disappointment.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2013 09:13

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

I can hear the "m'lady" from here.

Is that a loving Hand of the King pin?

M'Lady indeed.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2013 16:56

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

diabeticmoodswing posted:

Saw a commercial for Farmers Only.

"my name is sarah but my friends and family call me tater"

The saddest part for me was the 'some high school'. Oh, Tater. You find yourself a good man and you get that GED.

My wife signed up her best friend for Farmers Only because she's an Auburn alum. But even an Auburn fan couldn't find love on that site.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2014 16:08

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Did Bronies react good or bad to the My Little Pony movie where Twilight Sparkle goes into another dimension and is suddenly human?

I was watching it last night WITH MY DAUGHTERS and I couldn't help but think how confused it must have been to see your cartoon horse fantasy as a slightly more realistic two dimensional girl. Then they inexplicably started wearing ears and tails. It was like fetish bingo.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 21:45

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Horror Queefs posted:

its pretty drat weak, it wouldn't even get most non tolerant users a decent high

You used to be able to get Tylenol with codeine up in Canada. I remember making a run across the border for my mother-in-law. Got to use my high school French, "uhhh, Tylenol avec trois? Zut alore! hurhurhur!"

So yeah, it's pretty weak.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 02:26

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Celery Face posted:

I've been obsessed with The Room lately and while the entire movie could belong in this thread, this scene is really something special.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXNLkD9PA3g

Human bean.

I haven't seen The Room, but this doesn't look any worse than the Lifetime Movies my wife watches.

Actually the cinematography looks better.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 15:54

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Even if the dad is a Brony, isn't it somewhat refreshing to see one of them grow up and be socially adept enough to successfully mate and raise a child?

I have to seriously question how many of those people survive on their own without growing a goiter or getting gout. And here's one whose child isn't a feral beast sucking down sticks of butter at the local Golden Corral. Bravo manchild. Bravo.

Celery Face posted:

Yeah, but do Lifetime movies have anyone who look or sound like Tommy Wiseau?

Oh, I wish. Wiseau is loving Brando next to Dean Cain.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 19:34

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

The Fresh Prince posted:

lol if you think every person that ends up with a baby is socially adept.

Well, by most standards of species propagation it is. Being a Brony is obviously not genetic because from what I've seen of them I don't see a whole lot of DNA being passed into anything other than a plush Rainbow Dash doll.

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

Is that pie behind him?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2014 14:26

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Germstore posted:

Could be a pecan pie. Even if it isn't I like to think he's standing there guarding his pie.

I'm thinking pecan too. Who fills a dog bowl that full? Wouldn't the dog just spill all it's kibble?

Shotgun at the ready, guarding his pie and his toilet paper. It's like a Prepper wet dream.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2014 15:31

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Elfgames posted:

They have the exact same hair.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 16:13

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Inspector Zenigata posted:

I don't remember exactly this conversation was a while ago. Super sense of smell was part of it, but there were other things I think as well.

He's always one step ahead of everyone else and his senses do appear heightened.

If he was the good guy he'd be insufferable and cliche, but as a bad guy it works. It's a good book. So is Red Dragon, although it's essentially the same story told with different characters.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 16:45

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

Well, why would she post it on twitter, though? I understand having a laugh at your dying father with your family (wait, I actually don't), but why let strangers in on it?

Context makes a big difference. She's writing jokes about her 83 year old father. I imagine he's been sick for awhile and everyone has come to grips with his impending death. You can wail and rent your clothes or you can laugh.

As for why she posts it, a lot of people in her generation are dealing with the same stuff. Humor is way of sharing feelings. Plus self promotion.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 21:08

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

DStecks posted:

I'm not clicking that link, but speaking as someone who's had some (I assume comparatively mild) ear wax problems in the past, if the amount being taken out is truly ungodly, she'd be nearly deaf in that ear because of it. (Not permanently, just because of the wax acting like an earplug.)

It's worse than that. I had something similar and not only was I deaf in that ear but I couldn't feel that side of my face. It was like a mini-stroke of wax.

And I'm not even that goonish. Stuff just builds up over time unless you use those ear drops.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 19:52

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Perestroika posted:

Reminder that in Bachmann's own home district there's been a literal string of suicides among gay teenagers due to bullying: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/one-towns-war-on-gay-teens-20120202

Hey, if Michelle Bachmann's husband can grow up and become straight, then these kids can to.

But seriously, that is some terrible poo poo there. The fact that school officials couldn't legally console gay kids or even acknowledge gay bullying is horrible.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 19:50

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

"Come along, take my hand - let's all go to DRAGON LAND!"

# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 18:15

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

darthbob88 posted:

Last page, but that's just a reference you're not getting. One dude couldn't comprehend the unremitting horror the Nazis perpetrated against everybody else, until somebody photoshopped Rainbow Dash in with the Jews being rounded up.
Reposting lest we forget.

Everypony knows, a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 19:01

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Baldbeard posted:

This picture makes my stomach hurt.

Look at that face. She knows what she wants. She just doesn't know whose going to give it to her. Yet.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 16:29

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

N. Senada posted:

Why is he never wearing clothes!

# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 18:16

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

vaguely posted:

When you're running a marathon and you have brain cancer at the same time, you can wear whatever the gently caress you want.

Marathoners literally poo poo themselves during races and somehow tutus are odd.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 22:30

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

If the market's invisible hand wants to grope a 13 year old Guatemala prostitute then that's just bootstraps, baby.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 20:50

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

tiananman posted:

Where did you get this ridiculous idea? Americans are fatter than ever.

Obesity levels are leveling off. Numbers are mostly flat fat for adults but decreasing for children. And yeah, there have been efforts to decrease access to massive beverage containers you can dock a jet ski in. Obviously gas stations are still a place where you can find buckets that you might as well strap into a car seat because they'll never fit in your cup holders.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 16:25

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

DStecks posted:

I think I once read something to the effect that this isn't due to any kind of change in diet or behavior in the population, it's because everyone genetically predisposed to significant weight gain is already fat.

That, and lifestyle changes in the last 20 years (longer commutes, fast food, the internet) have caused significant disruptions that invariable correct themselves to some degree.

Europe is going through it's own childhood obesity problem as those lifestyle changes get exported.

Go English fatties go!

# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 19:50

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Shugojin posted:

Ah yes because teenagers steal for reasons and not just because they're bored

also quoting this post hosed things up severely with numerous unmatched

, choochacko is the a/u/g
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I was shopping in what was probably the whitest place in Georgia and they had the Axe body spray locked up. So yeah, teenagers do stupid poo poo. But what teenager is stealing Just for Men?

# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 19:48

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

into the void posted:

There are just so many amazing things going on in this photo.

The dumbass in the head-dress is Hispanic, which is just Indian and Spaniard blood mixed together SO WHOSE CULTURE IS IT NOW!

# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 18:06

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

moselle posted:

I might give him a pass because if you are around kids you watch what kids watch and even start to enjoy it. I watched a ton of Arthur for several years there.

I'm also assuming he's working around kids in some kind of professional capacity and not just hanging around the ball pit at Chucky Cheeses.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 02:09

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Squallege posted:

Why's he holding a drill that's not drill wearing attire.

Why does it look like he's wearing his shoes on the wrong feet?

# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 19:12

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 01:32

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Knormal posted:

While browsing through this to laugh at the other ugly people I realized two things:

1. These aren't all from the same event, they're from different locations over a course of a few weeks.

2. That makes this guy especially creepy.

Going down that list, he's got his hands on every cheerleader's rear end except for this pic:

Lady on the left wasn't having any of it.

# ¿ May 1, 2014 12:58

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