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CharmingMadman
May 31, 2013
I tasted self destruction, t'was sublime.

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DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011


Things could be worse, I suppose.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Five, or Six? I lost count.

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
Son, no good deed goes unpunished.

Mike Works
Feb 26, 2003
Second Ice Age: all electronics freeze.

CharmingMadman
May 31, 2013
God is an overly attached girlfriend.

Nebulon Gate
Feb 23, 2013
Finally, a break in the fire.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Dragon dildo got stuck! Call hospital.

ScaryJen
Jan 27, 2008

Keepin' it classy.
College Slice
Google search: douglas fir rule 34

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Why the gently caress am I green?

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
How long is the fuse again?

Tank71
Jun 15, 2013
Girlfreinds dead, I'm single; marry me...

Tank71 fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jul 2, 2013

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
Why are my shoes on fire?

CharmingMadman
May 31, 2013
Cataclysmic coitus; souls and bodies collide.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
Have you seen my detachable penis?

CharmingMadman
May 31, 2013
Fell in love with my mistress.

Fall
Jun 6, 2011
Windmills whir, abandoned, alongside flooded mines.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Roller coaster blood in my veins.

Thanks, Twisted.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Whoops! Blind thief steals napping guard.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Why are you in my bed?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

They can choose. Bibles, or bullets.

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
How one fart saved the world.

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
UNN recruit bests rogue AI. Rebecca?!

CharmingMadman
May 31, 2013
Humpty Dumpty was a broken heart.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Sun is up and still digging.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
My temerarious thesaurus usance is amaranthine.

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

Rapidly approaching Earth's atmosphere; abort mission.
Adrenaline fueled her one last mile.

tor_blackblood
Feb 14, 2012

Where death seems to dwell...
His lips grasped the morphine dropper.

Look Under The Rock
Oct 20, 2007

you can't take the sky from me
That silver smell fills your nose.

ScaryJen
Jan 27, 2008

Keepin' it classy.
College Slice
My new stepmother is a rooster.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
A hangover like none ever perceived.

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

Cars exploded at Theodore's piercing gaze.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Lived normally, loved adequately, and died.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
A substance shimmering like moonlit tides.

Smam
Jul 31, 2003
I closed her eyes, then mine.

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

He broke backs and world records.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

Polyamory can work. Sometimes too well.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
"Farewell, my love", wept the moon.

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
God's Favorite Science Experiment: Oops!-Hitler

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Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Delusional Fucker: Seducing Women Through Megalomania

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