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I tasted self destruction, t'was sublime.
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Things could be worse, I suppose.
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Five, or Six? I lost count.
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Son, no good deed goes unpunished.
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Second Ice Age: all electronics freeze.
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God is an overly attached girlfriend.
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Finally, a break in the fire.
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Dragon dildo got stuck! Call hospital.
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Google search: douglas fir rule 34
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Why the gently caress am I green?
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How long is the fuse again?
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Girlfreinds dead, I'm single; marry me...
Tank71 fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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Why are my shoes on fire?
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Cataclysmic coitus; souls and bodies collide.
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Have you seen my detachable penis?
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Fell in love with my mistress.
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Windmills whir, abandoned, alongside flooded mines.
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Roller coaster blood in my veins. Thanks, Twisted.
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Whoops! Blind thief steals napping guard.
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Why are you in my bed?
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They can choose. Bibles, or bullets.
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How one fart saved the world.
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UNN recruit bests rogue AI. Rebecca?!
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Humpty Dumpty was a broken heart.
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Sun is up and still digging.
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My temerarious thesaurus usance is amaranthine.
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Rapidly approaching Earth's atmosphere; abort mission. Adrenaline fueled her one last mile.
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His lips grasped the morphine dropper.
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That silver smell fills your nose.
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My new stepmother is a rooster.
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A hangover like none ever perceived.
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Cars exploded at Theodore's piercing gaze.
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Lived normally, loved adequately, and died.
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A substance shimmering like moonlit tides.
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I closed her eyes, then mine.
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He broke backs and world records.
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Polyamory can work. Sometimes too well.
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"Farewell, my love", wept the moon.
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God's Favorite Science Experiment: Oops!-Hitler
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Delusional Fucker: Seducing Women Through Megalomania
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