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Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
He died as he'd lived; surrounded.

EDIT: Missed the no death rule challenge thing. That's what I get for only reading half the OP.

Bad Seafood fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Aug 11, 2013

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CharmingMadman
May 31, 2013
Our gypsy souls travel parallel paths.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
One coke left. "Heads." "Tails." Heads.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
Light switch nipples, a turn on.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
Disguising my wealth, I learned much.

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Depressed? Buy a Near-Death Experience

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
Second hand condoms! Only used once!

Mista Blu
Jul 9, 2012
Empty Bottles. Wrecked car. No body.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
"I do," she said. I didn't.

Mista Blu
Jul 9, 2012
Rustling bushes nearby...another man vanishes....

Villain of the Week
Dec 25, 2008
The train derailed, everybody started laughing.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
What the gently caress is that thing!?

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






Do you? I do. I can't.

TheCamper
Nov 9, 2005

BIG, RED AND OFFENSIVE

aeonicals posted:

A swamp? For our loving honeymoon?

I laughed at this. My honeymoon actually was in a swamp. To this day I jokingly make fun of my wife for choosing the location.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

He used to love my toys.

brokowski
May 13, 2013
Woman, stop stealing my belly button lint.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
I kill a lot of people.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
I thought you were an expert.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
Today I graduate from liar school.

Jagermonster
May 7, 2005

Hey - NIZE HAT!
25 years of service. One dickpic.

ScaryJen
Jan 27, 2008

Keepin' it classy.
College Slice
For sixty seconds, I was God.

Bato
Aug 16, 2013

Armenia asks amnesty, and alliance alterations.


"Hatred's huggin' hands held Hank hostage."
- By Smitehammer.

Bato fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Aug 22, 2013

nickdab
Jul 5, 2008
"We're done, don't dwell." He quieted.

Edit: changed everything, not for better.

nickdab fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Aug 22, 2013

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Little did they know, one escaped.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
Time meant nothing to the Gods.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The psychopathic surgeon removed arteries. Everyone's.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
My fedora sagged in the rain.

wash clothes
Jul 24, 2013

by Y Kant Ozma Post
We're-were-happily married before kids.

courtneyz0rz
Aug 25, 2012
The ground shook and She purred

duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all
She was no longer my son.

Bato
Aug 16, 2013

Big Ben bellowed; Below Boyd began.



An rear end in a top hat alliterates and annoys all.

Bato fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Aug 29, 2013

Vilgefartz
Apr 29, 2013

Good ideas 4 free
Fun Shoe
I won't burn, said the ashes

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
It was just like father said.

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
...egad! Look! A foppish European Dandy.

Indeterminacy
Sep 9, 2011

Excuse me, your Rabbit parts are undetached.
"Reflexivity doesn't really become you, darling."

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Casino Fart: Smelt it, dealt it.

Mouko
Nov 27, 2004

Jagwah.
She smiled. It was all true.

Talmonis
Jun 24, 2012
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.
From atop the trees, they watch.

Talmonis fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Sep 5, 2013

Judas Iscaredycat
Mar 14, 2013
My life: A series of dogs.

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sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
Numbly undressed, mattress depressed, protests repressed.

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