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He died as he'd lived; surrounded. EDIT: Missed the no death rule challenge thing. That's what I get for only reading half the OP. Bad Seafood fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Aug 11, 2013 |
# ? Aug 11, 2013 21:30 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:34 |
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Our gypsy souls travel parallel paths.
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# ? Aug 12, 2013 18:14 |
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One coke left. "Heads." "Tails." Heads.
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# ? Aug 12, 2013 19:04 |
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Light switch nipples, a turn on.
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# ? Aug 12, 2013 19:15 |
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Disguising my wealth, I learned much.
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# ? Aug 13, 2013 23:01 |
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Depressed? Buy a Near-Death Experience
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# ? Aug 14, 2013 01:01 |
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Second hand condoms! Only used once!
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# ? Aug 14, 2013 16:45 |
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Empty Bottles. Wrecked car. No body.
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# ? Aug 14, 2013 20:50 |
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"I do," she said. I didn't.
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# ? Aug 15, 2013 04:37 |
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Rustling bushes nearby...another man vanishes....
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# ? Aug 15, 2013 18:17 |
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The train derailed, everybody started laughing.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 10:17 |
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What the gently caress is that thing!?
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 11:43 |
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Do you? I do. I can't.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 13:53 |
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aeonicals posted:A swamp? For our loving honeymoon? I laughed at this. My honeymoon actually was in a swamp. To this day I jokingly make fun of my wife for choosing the location.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 18:37 |
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He used to love my toys.
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# ? Aug 19, 2013 01:34 |
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Woman, stop stealing my belly button lint.
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# ? Aug 19, 2013 07:08 |
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I kill a lot of people.
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# ? Aug 19, 2013 08:11 |
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I thought you were an expert.
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# ? Aug 19, 2013 09:33 |
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Today I graduate from liar school.
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# ? Aug 20, 2013 06:08 |
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25 years of service. One dickpic.
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# ? Aug 20, 2013 18:48 |
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For sixty seconds, I was God.
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# ? Aug 22, 2013 19:10 |
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Armenia asks amnesty, and alliance alterations. "Hatred's huggin' hands held Hank hostage." - By Smitehammer. Bato fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Aug 22, 2013 |
# ? Aug 22, 2013 20:03 |
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"We're done, don't dwell." He quieted. Edit: changed everything, not for better. nickdab fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Aug 22, 2013 |
# ? Aug 22, 2013 21:11 |
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Little did they know, one escaped.
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# ? Aug 23, 2013 04:58 |
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Time meant nothing to the Gods.
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# ? Aug 24, 2013 06:05 |
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The psychopathic surgeon removed arteries. Everyone's.
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# ? Aug 24, 2013 14:38 |
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My fedora sagged in the rain.
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# ? Aug 25, 2013 21:56 |
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We're-were-happily married before kids.
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# ? Aug 27, 2013 05:29 |
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The ground shook and She purred
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# ? Aug 27, 2013 21:22 |
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She was no longer my son.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 01:24 |
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Big Ben bellowed; Below Boyd began. An rear end in a top hat alliterates and annoys all. Bato fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Aug 29, 2013 |
# ? Aug 29, 2013 04:41 |
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I won't burn, said the ashes
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# ? Aug 29, 2013 07:56 |
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It was just like father said.
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# ? Aug 29, 2013 10:27 |
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...egad! Look! A foppish European Dandy.
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# ? Aug 29, 2013 20:01 |
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"Reflexivity doesn't really become you, darling."
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# ? Aug 29, 2013 20:01 |
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Casino Fart: Smelt it, dealt it.
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# ? Aug 31, 2013 02:06 |
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She smiled. It was all true.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 22:12 |
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From atop the trees, they watch.
Talmonis fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Sep 5, 2013 |
# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:54 |
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My life: A series of dogs.
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# ? Sep 5, 2013 20:26 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:34 |
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Numbly undressed, mattress depressed, protests repressed.
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# ? Sep 7, 2013 04:27 |