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Looking for your best examples of poo poo that happened.
Also acceptable formats besides text include .png and .jpg. Daikatana Ritsu has a new favorite as of 11:47 on Jun 17, 2013 |
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Jun 17, 2013 11:45
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Last Thursday I went to the shops to buy milk, but when I got home I realized that in all the hurly-burly I had forgotten to buy milk. I rolled my eyes, made an exasperated sigh and resolved to buy milk the next day. True Story.
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Jun 17, 2013 11:53
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I bought these little tiny cigarettes in Jerusalem, they look like doll cigarettes. They're tiny and super thin. I put them in the ventilation holes on my Xbox 360 and lit them and my Xbox is now a heavy smoker.
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Jun 17, 2013 12:01
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I had a known shoplifter come into the store today and when he saw me the only thing he said was, "Don't follow me, I have stuff to buy today." Sure crazy man, I won't follow you if you assure me you're not stealing poo poo this time. 
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Jun 17, 2013 12:20
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Saw a super fat dude making out with a really tiny lady at a concert when I was 15.
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Jun 17, 2013 12:25
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I worked at an American summer camp in 2009. One day I was out on a canoe and a bald eagle flew overhead.
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Jun 17, 2013 12:29
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Yesterday I went to the store and nobody commented on how I am white, a male, and in my 20s, and how I should feel bad for any of those things. I bought some groceries, paid for them while trying my best to make conversation with the cashier, and then went home. No bon mots were delivered to anyone involved.
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Jun 17, 2013 14:05
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Adrianics posted:I worked at an American summer camp in 2009. One day I was out on a canoe and a bald eagle flew overhead. One time I learned that Bald Eagles make goofy-rear end sounds; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ2uMauyBow And I also learned that it's actually the red-tailed hawk that makes the 'famous bald eagle scream' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33DWqRyAAUw  At least here in Canada our national animal isn't made out of lies. 
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Jun 17, 2013 14:18
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I learned that a bald eagle is really a glorified sea gull. Just now, really.
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Jun 17, 2013 14:51
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I put off cleaning the cat's litterbox this weekend and this morning I felt kinda bad about it.
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Jun 17, 2013 14:53
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There are times where I'm allowed to tickle my cat's belly and times where I am not. Even though I got scratched a bunch of times, I still haven't learned my lesson. Thwack! has a new favorite as of 17:06 on Jun 17, 2013 |
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Jun 17, 2013 15:01
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When I was 10, my grandma went to Hawaii. When she got back, she gave me a cocoanut with goggly eyes glued to it. It's still in my basement somewhere.
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Jun 17, 2013 15:40
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One time back in college I was in the cafeteria and this guy was walking up the stairs with a tray of food and he dropped it and the food went everywhere and it was really loud and then everyone started clapping to embarrass him even more and it was hilarious.
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Jun 17, 2013 15:54
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I once called my fourth grade teacher "mommy" in front of the whole class. Everybody laughed nervously and then never mentioned it again.
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Jun 17, 2013 16:02
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I ate a bird
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Jun 17, 2013 16:06
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I invited my neighbor to hang out, listen to music and drink a little wine. He attempted to serenade me with a song where the hook involved the lyric "Do it Bitch". When that did not work to his satisfaction, he sent me a video text of his dick. That poo poo happened.
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Jun 17, 2013 16:23
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My friend once accidentally killed a bird with his bow and arrow. Right through the neck
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Jun 17, 2013 16:43
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I stepped away from a plane in flight and into open air, on purpose, under my own power. I'm having a little trouble believing that, and I was there.
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Jun 17, 2013 16:44
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This one time while I was pushing carts at Wal-Mart, there was this baby flipping the bird in random directions with the most wicked look on his face. I stared at him, and he shot me a double deuce. He knew what he was doing. 
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Jun 17, 2013 18:00
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the Holy Bible
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Jun 17, 2013 21:36
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This one time I jokingly threw my shoe at a squirrel about 20 feet away and nailed him. Knocked him clean off the branch. I wasn't aiming it, I was a little drunk and thought it'd be funny to throw my sandal at something. The squirrel was fine.
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Jun 17, 2013 21:39
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I was sleeping outside once, and I woke up to a splash and saw a squirrel had fallen into my dad's pool. I went over and grabbed it and saved it. My parents were pissed at me for it.
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Jun 17, 2013 21:45
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I took trigonometry in high school even though I suck at math but got a B in it because the teacher was really good. Then I felt all ballsy and took Calculus in college. Failed it.
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Jun 17, 2013 21:48
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I once bought tissues and Vaseline on Valentine's Day. I had a cold, was out of tissues, and was using the Vaseline in place of lip balm
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Jun 17, 2013 21:48
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schwenz posted:I took trigonometry in high school even though I suck at math but got a B in it because the teacher was really good. I took calculus when I was 14. I got a C though because I didn't do a lot of my homework.
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Jun 17, 2013 21:50
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I accidentally almost didn't graduate high school because I forgot to take Health, so I did an online Health course from BYU two weeks before graduation to cover my rear end, and it worked. I got a C-. The End.
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Jun 17, 2013 21:51
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Benagain posted:This one time I jokingly threw my shoe at a squirrel about 20 feet away and nailed him. Knocked him clean off the branch. I wasn't aiming it, I was a little drunk and thought it'd be funny to throw my sandal at something. One time I threw a tiny Casio watch manual frisbee-style at a friend and it hit him in the dick and he fell to the ground because it hit him just right.
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Jun 17, 2013 21:52
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One time my sister threw her shoe at my nephew. It bounced off the floor and kicked him in the butt. A friend and I once saw two men whose faces hung loosely down to their mid-sections. That one's less funny and more horrifying, though.
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Jun 17, 2013 21:53
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Das Boo posted:One time my sister threw her shoe at my nephew. It bounced off the floor and kicked him in the butt. What kind of sissy throws a shoe?
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Jun 17, 2013 21:55
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:What kind of sissy throws a shoe? My sissy! 
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Jun 17, 2013 22:02
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I once bought a cutesy animal-themed tissue box holder and lotion dispenser for a friend as a wedding gift. He and his wife thought it was pretty funny.
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Jun 17, 2013 22:08
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I found a person with my same name on facebook (I have a sort of uncommon name), and I friend requested him and he accepted, and we're still fb friends these many years later.
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Jun 17, 2013 22:15
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I voted 5 on this thread, and it did not recommend I go hog wild. somethingdifferent.com more like
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Jun 17, 2013 22:16
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One time while driving over to a friend's place I saw a bright red exotic looking sports car go by. Like a Ferrari or Lamborghini but I don't know which. Needless to say I was pretty stoked.
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Jun 17, 2013 22:57
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:What kind of sissy throws a shoe? One time I threw a sandal at my friend who was riding a bike, it wedged into the spokes and his whole bike loving flipped over like the motorcycle from Last Crusade. I think Mythbusters once debunked that scene but I'm pretty sure they failed because they weren't using a pair of sandals.
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Jun 17, 2013 23:10
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Livingston posted:I found a person with my same name on facebook (I have a sort of uncommon name), and I friend requested him and he accepted, and we're still fb friends these many years later. A guy added me on Facebook in 2005 because apparently he wanted to be friends with every Sophia in the world, and we're still friends.
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Jun 17, 2013 23:12
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I went to school with a black kid who enjoyed orange jello.
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Jun 17, 2013 23:45
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Throwing up after watching an anime.
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Jun 18, 2013 00:08
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I got my car's oil changed and the guy tried to up-sell me some repairs which I politely declined.
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Jun 18, 2013 00:40
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CJacobs posted:Yesterday I went to the store and nobody commented on how I am white, a male, and in my 20s, and how I should feel bad for any of those things. I bought some groceries, paid for them while trying my best to make conversation with the cashier, and then went home. No bon mots were delivered to anyone involved. I'm a 26-year-old straight white "cisgendered" man w/ an average dick. I haven't left the house today, but maybe I'll go to the pub later. EDIT: definitely will go.
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