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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Investigate all shiny objects

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The Hebug
May 24, 2004
I am a bug...

Find a minecart and go for a ride!

KillDash9
Aug 31, 2001

PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

The Hebug posted:

Find a minecart and go for a ride!

He already did that and paid a horrible price!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU8gbhBpM8k

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Wki posted:

This is the dessert, I'd be more worried about scorpions. And if we find any we should paint their face.

Paint any desserts that we find, then eat them, for they are delicious.

Wki
Dec 12, 2012

Emily's sassy lime.
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
Pull up, Eva, we're here! Wave! Pull up!

Chard posted:

Paint any desserts that we find, then eat them, for they are delicious.

English is hard and I agree with this post.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

I think it's pretty obvious we are playing Minecraft now.

You need to craft a few perfect cubes and clown them. Then run from the creepers. By digging down. Straight down.

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

Make sweet passionate love with a cactus. Be sure to paint it like a man or woman first.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

UglyCrackBaby posted:

Make sweet passionate love with a cactus. Be sure to paint it like a man or woman first.

Dammit, man, don't mock the dead!

Iriquois
Jun 6, 2013
Dropsy is yet to thank the kind Sheriff for saving him. Give him a big hug. Then you should follow the sheriff to wherever he came from.

E: stupid SA app missed the hug picture. Ignore my idiocy.

Iriquois fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Jul 14, 2013

Tenik
Jun 23, 2010


But Dropsy did thank him.

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HBar
Sep 13, 2007

Delve deeper. The mine could hold treasure, or new friends!

Vincent Valentine
Feb 28, 2006

Murdertime

Looks like Dropsy got mentioned on Rock Paper Shotgun yesterday. Hope that gives it the push it needs to succeed!

Now that Dropsy is wearing a coat, has the hat and the eyepatch, he's got everything he needs to succeed in this new world. Maybe a cool tattoo of a scorpion hugging a knife, but that's just extra.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Keep going west Dropsy, no mater the cost or obstacle!

Hell, that's the name of the game! Keep going Dropsy!

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you

Vincent Valentine posted:

Looks like Dropsy got mentioned on Rock Paper Shotgun yesterday. Hope that gives it the push it needs to succeed!

Now that Dropsy is wearing a coat, has the hat and the eyepatch, he's got everything he needs to succeed in this new world. Maybe a cool tattoo of a scorpion hugging a knife, but that's just extra.

I hope so! I'm beginning to feel a bit :smith:.

That said, the next update is coming tomorrow! Sorry about the wait.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you

Das Boo posted:

The eyepatch has given Dropsy the power of nightvision! Peek into the next room and check for traps!



(This is what happens when you listen to the Earthbound OST too much.)

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Pick up one of the shiny things on the ground!

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
Why is this mine abandoned? :psyduck:

Edit: An abandoned mine with gold everywhere? Something's afoot. Be careful Dropsy :ohdear:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




rcman50166 posted:

Why is this mine abandoned? :psyduck:

Balrog maybe

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Use your clown power to turn on the light.

Citizen Insane
Oct 7, 2004

We come in to the world and we have to go, but we do not go merely to serve the turn of one enemy or another.
I'd say go through that strangely glowing, technologically advanced doorway right thar, but what do I know? Or send Euggh through first, at least.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




It seems the tracks end here. Good thing we have mining tools. Tunnel Forwards!

Halt!
Oct 11, 2008

Doesn't the nice lawman need some paint?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
You must draw the ancient sign on the ancient-techno-door to open it. (It is the clown makeup. Clown the door.)

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.
Lick some of the signs , that should help to understand them

Citizen Insane
Oct 7, 2004

We come in to the world and we have to go, but we do not go merely to serve the turn of one enemy or another.

Monkey Fracas posted:

You must draw the ancient sign on the ancient-techno-door to open it. (It is the clown makeup. Clown the door.)

The door is already open! See the eerie red light shining out onto our band of intrepid heroes? Go inside! Who knows what kind of clown paints might be contained within?

Citizen Insane fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jul 16, 2013

Nnep
Jun 17, 2007

3-2 2-0
Exit the mine, there is nothing of interest to us here.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Yell as loud as you can and maybe friends will hear you.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Through the portal, those lights remind me of circus lights.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Be brave, Dropsy! Take a peek inside the next room. Don't go inside just yet, just take a little peek.

Wki
Dec 12, 2012

Emily's sassy lime.
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
Pull up, Eva, we're here! Wave! Pull up!
Take the light with you and go through the door. It's a magical light bulb or something.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you
I'll be posting the next update later tonight. Super busy. Also, Polygon just put up an article about Dropsy!

Outrail, your newly coined phrase got a special mention! :woop:

Austere things
Feb 4, 2013
Peek through the crack in the door or, if it seems like it might be dangerous, take off your hat, balance it on the handle of the pickax, and cautiously push it through the door crack (possibly after painting a decoy clownface on the ax handle to make it seem more lifelike)

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Gaspy Conana posted:

Outrail, your newly coined phrase got a special mention! :woop:

Next stop, the Oxford dictionary.

I can only hope that one day I read a newspaper article with the phrase '...that The Ringmaster would leave his victims clowned and naked as part of a...'

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you
edit B: From the 26th until the August 3rd I'll be visiting family. I'll have to update the thread when I return. :)

Gaspy Conana fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Sep 19, 2013

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Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you
One more post to keep the thread alive. Gonna resume updates in a few weeks. :)

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