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Landerig
Oct 27, 2008

by Fistgrrl


Greetings fellow citizens.

Recent events have conspired to bring to light some of the clandestine operations carried out by the NSA to ensure the safety and well being of all Americans. What hasn't been revealed is that the vast databases cataloging everything from your tastes in music to your sexual fetishes will be quite useful to you in the new world order:




Imagine a world where everything you do is recorded and cataloged by the NSA, unimpeded by such antiquated ideas as privacy, and personal liberty. The information gathered will, among other things, help entertainment companies make viewing decisions for you based on your obtained personal preferences. As long as you don't pose a threat to the order, the NSA won't judge you:

Slightly http://i.imgur.com/Omabll2.png


To help clear up potential misunderstandings regarding the goals of the NSA, there are plans to release a game where you can take on the role of a simulated agent and see how the agency operates, and how it works to protect you while addressing silly public and congressional concerns:




Big Brother may be watching, but he also has your back:



It is our patriotic duty as citizens to post photoshops of possible new and exciting ways that the NSA can help us in our daily lives. No need to worry, your ideas will be seen by them.

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Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet


What am I looking at here.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Devour posted:

What am I looking at here.

Your shriveled penis is my first guess

the_raging_hatter
Jun 24, 2006

In this style 10/6

I, for one, support this thread.

Korranus
Jan 8, 2001



DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

Your shriveled penis is my first guess

So is the NSA!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

"HATERS GONNA HATE!"

STAR CITIZEN
will be the GREATEST GAME EVER!!!



I'm already a

REAR ADMIRAL what are you?


That NSA game photoshop, I have to admit, sounds like a pretty cool concept for an indie game. Not even joking.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Agrajag posted:

That NSA game photoshop, I have to admit, sounds like a pretty cool concept for an indie game. Not even joking.

Needs an option to create terror plots so that you can foil them and pretend you are actually preventing terrorism.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007


ChickenMedium posted:

Needs an option to create terror plots so that you can foil them and pretend you are actually preventing terrorism.

You need to balance intensive monitoring and surveillance with your available budget so you can see who is the best use of your time. Convince someone to do something terroristy within the budget and you justify your existence and progression to another level with an even bigger budget.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Be the change you want to see in the *fart*


Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Agrajag posted:

That NSA game photoshop, I have to admit, sounds like a pretty cool concept for an indie game. Not even joking.

Your in luck. That game kind of almost already exists. It's called Papers Please: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfil...s/?id=138290904 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRDVY_uFglc

Psy890
Jan 18, 2005


Hobohemian posted:

Your in luck. That game kind of almost already exists. It's called Papers Please: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfil...s/?id=138290904 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRDVY_uFglc

There's a beta for it.

http://dukope.com/#ppl

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007



Agrajag posted:

That NSA game photoshop, I have to admit, sounds like a pretty cool concept for an indie game. Not even joking.

That's pretty much exactly what I thought.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!

Agrajag posted:

That NSA game photoshop, I have to admit, sounds like a pretty cool concept for an indie game. Not even joking.

You should check out Uplink, if you haven't already. Just like that game.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know


Agrajag posted:

That NSA game photoshop, I have to admit, sounds like a pretty cool concept for an indie game. Not even joking.

i thought that too. Then I thought the NSA would be behind the game, and we as players would just be parsing real data for the NSA.

Rynoto
Apr 27, 2009
It doesn't help that I'm fat as fuck, so my face shouldn't be shown off in the first place.

Remember kids! Tell the NSA when your parents seem to be unhappy with the government. The government is your protector.

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Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002

maybe i'm just too demanding

Go gently caress yourself, Landerig.

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