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The Xanth novels are a series that outpaces things like Wheel of Time for length - not of each book, but as a whole. There are like thirty of these motherfucking novels. And every one of them is creepy and bad. Now, you may be like me - you remember reading these things as a teenager and thinking they were pretty okay. Stupid fantasy bullshit in Florida, sure, but potentially not terrible. I was stupid as a teenager. So were you. And I'm going to prove it. Piers Anthony is a creepy, creepy motherfucker. But don't take my word for it - we're going to be going through his books. We're going to find out firsthand how stupid we all were as teenagers. Because I am going to read these books again. For you. God help me. As a note for those who want to read along...well, don't buy these books. You really shouldn't. They are bad. Your library probably has copies, because they do not know how bad these books are. They just know that teens read them. If you really must read along, go check your local library, because seriously don't pay for these loving books. A Spell For Chameleon starts here. (Pun Count: 18) The Source of Magic starts here. (Pun Count: 115) Castle Roogna starts here. (Pun Count: 156) Centaur Aisle starts here. (Pun Count: 235) Ogre, Ogre starts here. (Pun Count: 237) Night Mare starts here. (Pun Count: 134) Dragon on a Pedestal starts here. (Pun Count: 296) Crewel Lye: A Caustic Yarn starts here. (Pun Count: 162) Golem in the Gears starts here. (Pun Count: 123) Vale of the Vole starts here. (Pun Count: 118) Heaven Cent starts here, (Pun Count: 121) Man From Mundania starts here. (Pun Count: 162) Isle of View starts here. (Pun Count: 215) Question Quest starts here. (Pun Count: 259) The Color of Her Panties starts here. (Pun Count: 363) Demons Don't Dream starts here. (Pun Count: 353) Harpy Thyme starts here. (Pun Count: 335) Geis of the Gargoyle starts here. (Pun Count: 240) Roc and a Hard Place starts here. (Pun Count: 601) Yon Ill Wind starts here. (Pun Count: 261) Faun and Games starts here. (Pun Count: 269) Zombie Lover starts here. (Pun Count: 303) Xone of Contention starts here. (Pun Count: 290) Mors Rattus fucked around with this message at 20:34 on May 14, 2014 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:31 |
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No, Mors Rattus! It's not worth it! Choose life!
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 22:40 |
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Young me bought the occasional Piers Anthony novel for the sexy-ish (very -ish) covers, probably because young me was still waiting for the World Wide Web. I read the text because they were books, but... sweet Jesus. I got in just as the focus shifted to the awkwardly sexy adventures of Prince Dolph, who was roughly ten when he became the star of the show.
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 23:10 |
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Two things: 1. lovely old tween books aren't games, but I will follow this thread wherever it gets dumped. 2. It's called Xanth because of Pier(Xanth)ony. Just wanted to say that first.
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 23:19 |
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After checking the titles in French, I can say that I have never read any of theses books in my entire life. I am, thus, unspoiled and ripe for first-time reading horror reactions. They're really that bad?
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 23:28 |
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theironjef posted:Two things: I've gotten permission from Winson for this. We start off with our hero, Bink, in Chapter 1. quote:A small lizard perched on a brown stone. Feeling threatened by the approach of human beings along the path, it metamorphosed into a stingray beetle, then into a stench-puffer, then into a fiery salamander. Apparently, Bink is prone to introspection over literally anything. Bink is not alone, of course. quote:Bink looked at the girl beside him as she stepped through a slanting sunbeam. He was no plant, but he too had needs, and oven the most casual inspection of her made him aware of this. Sabrina was absolutely beautiful---and her beauty was completely natural. Other girls managed to enhance their appearance by cosmetics or padding or specialized spells, but beside Sabrina all other females looked somewhat artificial. She was no enemy! I have no idea what Sabrina actually looks like, mind you. Just that she is apparently super hot. Also: page 2, first mention of Bink's "needs." Bink wonders about why magic seems to be all over and why it cares what people do. quote:Animate spells he could understand, such as those of the unfortunate chameleon; they facilitated comfort, survival, or image for living creatures. But why should inanimate things have magic? Did a lake care who swam in it? Well, maybe so; a lake was an ecological unit, and the community of living things within it might have a mutual interest in promoting it. Or a freshwater dragon might be responsible, luring in prey. Dragons were the most varied and dangerous life forms of Xanth; species occupied air, earth, and water, and a number breathed fire. One thing they all had in common: good appetite. Pure chance might not bring in enough fresh meat. At which point Bink's girlfriend interrupts his introspection. (At least, I think she is his girlfriend. He wants her to marry him, though he won't say so because he might be exiled soon. Instead, he is going to say something much stupider.) quote:Why hadn't he thought of that before bringing her out here? He could only embarrass himself. Now he had to say something to her, or suffer further embarrassment, making it awkward for her as well "I just wanted to see your - your" At which point his girlfriend provides him with the impetus for the next part of the book: go see Good Magician Humfrey, who will reveal his magic talent. We then learn that Bink accidentally chopped off his left middle finger as a kid, and that the Good Magician charges a year of service in return for the answer to any question. Apparently, if Bink does not discover what his innate magic power is, he will be exiled for not having one. Everyone has one, it seems, though most are not very useful. Sabrina's is the power to make images while she concentrates. They are interrupted by the teenage Numbo, who gives Sabrina a magical burst of fiery pain in her butt, and his friend Chilk, who can make invisible walls. After this small interruption, the two go visit Justin Tree. quote:Bink glanced across at the unique tree she indicated. There were many kinds of trees in Xanth, a number of them vital to the economy. Beerbarrel trees were tapped for drink, and oilbarrel trees for fuel, and Bink's own footwear came from a mature shoe tree east of the village. But Justin Tree was something special, a species never sprouted from seed. Its leaves were shaped like flat hands, and its trunk was the hue of tanned human flesh. This was scarcely surprising, since it had once been human. Justin warns Bink that people are waiting to ambush him, and the "ruffians" threaten to chop him down. Apparently they have an axe and have been eating "loco-berries", whatever those are. They want to fetch the King, but there is no time, and Bink charges the ruffians as they start to chop down Justin. It turns out the ruffians were Jama (who can conjure swords), Zink (who can make illusionary holes) and Potipher (who can create poison gas clouds). They are perennial troublemakers. Bink was once saved from them by his father, Roland, who can freeze people in place with a glare. Night falls, and Bink reminesces about, well...oats. quote:Bink passed a field of sea oats, hearing the pleasant swish and gurgle of their oceanic tides. When harvested, they made excellent foamy broth, except that it tended to be rather salty. The bowls could only be filled half-way; otherwise the broth's continuing sea waves slopped over. To explain... quote:Roland turned to Bink, shaking his head in a gesture that was only nominally negative. Roland was a powerful, handsome man, and he had a special way with gestures. "Genuine wild oats, culled thrashing from the stem, sown by the full moon, watered with your own urine?" he inquired frankly, and Bink nodded, his face at half heat. "So that when the plants mature, and the oat nymph manifests, she will be bound to you, the fertilizer figure?" And Bink is dissuaded from trying to raise another sex slave when Roland tells him about a new arrival - a girl named Sabrina, who he can get to know. He finally exits his flashback, and decides that his father was right, a real girl was better than a captive nymph. And so the chapter ends.
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# ? Jul 18, 2013 23:29 |
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I had a fondness for the Xanth series in 7th grade and after discovering amazon's used books for pennies I started buying up a bunch. I enjoyed the nostalgia until I had read to where I had gotten in junior high but then lost interest. The first 6 or 7 books were fun enough. Also, it's ok to read about 14 year olds when you, yourself are 14, after that you realize how freaking creepy Piers Anthony was...
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 00:29 |
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Wow, I can remember discovering Piers Anthony's Xanth books in Jr. High and proceeding to devour just about everything the man wrote, outside of the Bio of a Space Tyrant series which I disliked for I don't even remember why. And then in college I went back and checked out one of the books I had particularly liked, Kilobyte, and realized what horrible dreck it was and the depths to which Anthony was really a creepy, creepy guy. The title of this thread is all too apt, but it is some sort of amazing that he has the publishing record that he does. In some ways, the experience was similar to the one I had a few years back when someone lent me Ender's Game to read. I'm sure if I had been 14 when I first read that I would've loved it, but as it was it read like a boring power fantasy that made me wonder if the people who recommended I read it had never gone back for another read.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 02:47 |
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Oddly, Xanth was one of the series that never snagged me as a teen, and boy howdy did I read a lot of crap then. In fact, I think the only thing I've ever read that he was involved in was some collaboration between him and Mercedes Lackey. I remember it being terrible and not much else.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 04:12 |
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It's sad because Piers Anthony wrote some decent stuff before Xanth. That being said, he must have made a mint of these books, I know a couple people who bought every single one.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 04:32 |
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So THIS is what you do between F&F marathons. I've heard of these books but never read them, I'm in.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 06:02 |
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Oh man, ages ago my cousin was so into these. She could go on for ages about them if given the chance and opportunity to. So as a pretty dumb adolescent I borrowed one (I can't exactly remember which, but it may have been Vale of the Vole) so I could see if it was as "Fantastic" as she had claimed and even then I knew bad when I read it. I barely got through half of the drat thing before deciding it just was not worth it. I have no idea if she still reads them though as I lost contact with that side of the family years ago.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 07:32 |
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I read a few of these at the local library ages ago. Enough to hate Piers Anthony.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 09:32 |
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Let's Reads are always some of my favorite threads, and Xanth is... quite a juicy target. Very much looking forward to more.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 10:23 |
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I really liked some of these books when I was much younger, because as Crimpanzee said, reading about 14-year-olds clumsily lusting after one another seems a lot less hosed up when you yourself are around 14. But even young me couldn't handle the puns after a while. Those awful, omnipresent puns. Years later, I went back to read the first three books, recalling that I liked them the best, and was immediately put off by the childishness and creepiness of the writing, particularly every single time any female character is mentioned for any reason. Mors Rattus, you are a braver man than I.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 13:48 |
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Speaking of puns: Our count as of Chapter 1: I'm gonna call it 1, for the wild oats. We head into Chapter 2 with Bink setting off for the Magician's castle on his own, to prove he can do it. He heads out into the wilderness along a magic path. His mother has packed a bag lunch for him, and our pun count jumps to 2 when we learn that there are sand witches in Xanth. As Bink eats his sandwich, he is charged by an angry centaur with a bow, who tells him to go away. Bink gets annoyed.quote:Bink was normally a good-natured fellow, but he had a certain ornery streak that manifested in times of stress. This journey was vitally important to him. This was a public path, and he had had his fill of deferring to magical menaces. The centaur was a magical creature, having no existence in the Mundane world beyond Xanth, by all accounts. Thus Bink's aggravation against magic was stirred up again, and he did something foolish. Bink avoids getting shot and smacks the centaur with his stick, then barely avoids getting beaten down before the centaur kicks a nearby cactus, which shoots him in the rear end with needles, as cacti can apparently do in Xanth. Okay, sure. The centaur goes mad with rage and starts to stangle Bink, at which point a lady centaur shows up to yell at him. His name is apparently Chester, and the lady centaur, Cherie, calms him down fast, managing to save Bink from being killed. quote:The female centaur caught him as he swayed. "Poor thing!" she exclaimed, cushioning his head against a plush pillow. "Are you all right?" Cherie manages to keep Chester from going mad again, even though Bink accidentally pisses him off by being snide at him without meaning to. Cherie offers him a ride, though Bink is a lovely horseman. Cherie explains to Bink that Chester is mad because the assholes from last chapter were coming around and causing trouble, so he doesn't trust humans. The king used to stop them, but doesn't any more. We learn that only a person with a Magician-level magic power can be king, and that all centaurs are scholars. (Cherie is a historian, and Chester is apparently an engineer.) quote:Bink had been relaxing, but now he leaned forward again and clasped his hands tightly around her waist. She had a sleek, comfortable back, but it was too easy to slide off. However, if she weren't a centaur, he would never have had the nerve to assume such a position! Cherie says that if he meant to do it, he'd have been dropped in the trench. There is a second trench, this one infested by deadly nickelpedes, which gouge out flesh and are like centipedes but five times larger and much deadlier. (Pun count: 3.) The trenches are being caused by some magic lately that is causing chaos. Cherie then takes him into a pine forest, where Bink feels like taking a nap until Cherie warns him that the forest has put a spell on itself to keep from being chopped down. If he goes to sleep, he'll never wake up. As they leave, they talk about history - apparently, Bink descends from the First Wave of human settlers, which he feels were peaceful and less violent than the Lastwave, apparently the last group. Cherie tells him that the First Wave were just as bad. They pass by a stream which turns anyone who drinks from it into fish, ever since the Evil Magician Trent turned all the fish into lightning bugs to punish the centaurs for not helping him in his coup. (Sure, we'll count that as a pun. Pun count: 4.) The centaurs had to go to the Good Magician Humfrey to get rid of them, since he knew how to do it, and apparently all 300 centaurs in the herd owed him service for that, but Cherie won't say what they did. We return to our history lesson. Apparently, all of the Waves of colonization were terrible, even the First Wave, but the centaur who taught history in Bink's village couldn't mention it for fear of being driven out for telling the truth. There is also something called the Shield and the Covenant, which has quieted things down. quote:She turned her head around to fix him with a gentle stare. Her torso twisted from the human waist to facilitate the motion. The torque was impressive; her midsection was more limber than that of a human girl, perhaps because it was harder for a centaur to turn her whole body around. But if she had a human lower section to match the upper section, what a creature she would be! Bink then explains his situation, and how he'll be exiled to the mundane world outside Xanth if he can't show he has magic. Cherie says that among centaurs, no one would care, and that this entire law is silly. Bink agrees. Back to the history lesson again. Centaurs predate humans in Xanth, apparently, and the first Wave came a thousand years ago when a human tribe entered the Xanth peninsula, slaughtered the animals and cut down trees. Everyone assumed they'd leave soon, but when they ran into magic, they started to hunt down the bigger magical beasts. (This is why griffons tend to hate humans.) They liked the magic and settled here, despite having no magic. Bink objects, saying that humans have the strongest magic, until Cherie gets mad and tells him to shut up, she's talking. The Firstwavers got killed a lot by magic animals, but enough survived. This brings up a sidetrack on basilisks and the dangers thereof, and Bink suggests that maybe a creature can be any two of innately magical, smart or able to do magic, but not all three. Anyway, Cherie explains that the First Wave conquered Xanth, despite their losses, and built a great stone wall to keep magic out of their community, which ended up becoming a ruin Bink knows of. Bink is not pleased to learn he is descended from conquerors. quote:Cherie turned to face him again, glancing obliquely in a manner that would have been most fetching in a human girl. In fact, it was fetching in a centaur girl, especially if he squinted so as to see only her human portion: splendidly fetching, despite his knowledge that centaurs lived longer than humans, so that she was probably fifty years old. She looked twenty-a twenty that few humans ever achieved. No halter would hold this filly! They were then surprised, apparently, that their children could do magic, as the magic of the environment seeps into people as they live here. Adults tend to suppress it if they weren't born there, but children do not. Each child had their own magic talent, including one who had the power to turn lead into gold. They apparently had to go to Mundania to find more lead, which leads to Bink informing us that modern Xanth has no dealings with Mundania. As a result, the Mundanes learned about magic, and a second Wave invaded, killed all the Firstwavers except the women and accidentally killed the guy who could turn lead to gold. Bink is horrified to learn he is descended from a Secondwave rape of a Firstwaver woman. The Secondwave were horrible pirates, apparently, who raped and pillaged the land and even killed and ate centaurs. Apparently, this cycle of Waves invading, killing the last Wave repeated a few generations later, but the descendants of the Secondwave had magic, so they killed the Thirdwave invaders after the menfolk were destroyed. They then brought in the Fourth Wave, peacefully, from selected mundane stock to keep Xanth secret. The men of the Fourth Wave wanted magic kids, so they didn't mind marrying into the remnant Secondwave women, and the Fourth Wave was a settlement rather than an invasion. We learn that there have been six Waves in all, and that the last century has had none due to a Magic Shield which keeps Mundane things out and magic things in. However, the Shield has been intensifying Xanth's magic by locking it all in, which has caused its own problems. Bink complains more about being exiled if he can't prove he has magic, and Cherie mentions that among centaurs in recent memory, some guy named Herman was exiled for obscenity. She refuses to say more, and tells Bink to go the rest of the way on his own when he presses about it. Pun Count: 4, as of the end of Chapter 2.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 15:23 |
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Of my brief career in the US Navy, the worst part was wintering over in upstate New York, trapped in a house with only someone else's Piers Anthony books for entertainment. There are depths of boredom that will cause you to do things. Terrible things. Things like read Xanth books, or even worse, the Phaze trilogy. I salute you for your bravery, sir.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 16:53 |
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I guess I can give him points for writing a sex obsessed teenager as a sex obsessed teenager. Said fidelity to character doesn't make it enjoyable, though...
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 16:59 |
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Oh, right, I never mentioned his age. Bink is nearly 25, the exile comes at 25 if he has no magic by then.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 17:08 |
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I know the phrase gets thrown around a lot with no real meaning attached, but I just gotta say: This poo poo is so loving anime. I'm guessing our Ordinary High School Student hero either has the power to copy other powers or the power to negate other powers. He will also decide to try and stay ordinary or else try to be The Guy.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 17:09 |
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Mors Rattus posted:Oh, right, I never mentioned his age. Oh Makes you wonder just how many unique magical abilities the universe can come up with. Is there some poor guy who can heat coffee up to barely tolerable, but only from distances of three miles or more? And I'm dreading when you get to the Adult Conspiracy...
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 17:16 |
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particle409 posted:It's sad because Piers Anthony wrote some decent stuff before Xanth. That being said, he must have made a mint of these books, I know a couple people who bought every single one. Really? Because everything else I'm aware of him having written has been soaked with creepy sex.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 17:39 |
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Spoilers Below posted:Oh There are some ridiculously contrived and/or useless Talents, if I remember right, but I don't seem to recall anything ultra-specific like that. Then again, it's been many years since I bothered opening one of these awful books, and mostly all I can remember is tits, puns, and underaged sex. I want to say the Incarnations series was better, but on the other hand, no I don't. It was less flagrant in some ways than Xanth and it certainly had WAY fewer lovely puns, but it was still pretty contrived and full of its author's weird pervasive sexual fascinations, and it had one of the single most offensively horrific (horrifically offensive? Actually, both) damsel-in-distress scenes I have ever encountered. edit: Actually yes, I do want to say it was better, if only because that is not at all a difficult bar to pass when you're up against Xanth. On the other hand it ends with Satan organizing a peaceful democratic election for God and a woman getting fairly elected as the supreme being, which is a surprisingly original and progressive piece of writing considering where it came from, but it just wasn't enough to redeem another lousy book series. Angry Diplomat fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jul 19, 2013 |
# ? Jul 19, 2013 17:41 |
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On a Pale Horse is... mostly okay, if you ignore the attempts at bribing Death with sex slaves, and icepick from your brain the bit that involves a dead infant consigned to Purgatory because it was the product of incest. The rest of the series is peppered with similarly awful scenes and meditations. VVV Yeah, I was trying to be generous. Bieeanshee fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jul 19, 2013 |
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Bieeardo posted:On a Pale Horse is... mostly okay, if you ignore the attempts at bribing Death with sex slaves, and icepick from your brain the bit that involves a dead infant consigned to Purgatory because it was the product of incest. A lot of things are mostly okay if you ignore all the terrible not okay parts of them
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 17:49 |
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Bieeardo posted:On a Pale Horse is... mostly okay, if you ignore the attempts at bribing Death with sex slaves, and icepick from your brain the bit that involves a dead infant consigned to Purgatory because it was the product of incest. The rest of the series is peppered with similarly awful scenes and meditations. Wow, I must have blocked those scenes out. I remember enjoying On a Pale Horse and Bearing... an Hourglass..., but finding the rest of the series kinda dry and bland. Granted, this was back in high school, when I was the target audience.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 18:00 |
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While it's true that the later Xanth books are kinda bad and even the early books are mostly average(although "Ogre, Ogre" the first book in the series that I read is still one of my favorite fantasy books) I will say that Piers Anthony even though he's kinda a creep, he has a magnificent grasp on writing characters with unhuman thought processes that are still understandable and even often sympathetic in nature
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 20:02 |
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Angry Diplomat posted:
If only it ended there. There's another book, "And Eternity" tackling the issue of God in more depth. I recall reading that Anthony got that one published without an editor, and I vaguely recall it containing a rant against age-of-consent laws. Even reading it as a high school student, it set off "creepy" alarm bells.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 20:50 |
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Sionak posted:If only it ended there. There's another book, "And Eternity" tackling the issue of God in more depth. I recall reading that Anthony got that one published without an editor, and I vaguely recall it containing a rant against age-of-consent laws. Even reading it as a high school student, it set off "creepy" alarm bells. Piers Anthony wrote a story in which he explicitly defends sex between a five year old and an adult. He is a pedophile.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 21:55 |
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I didn't get as far as And Eternity, but remember hearing some hair-whitening stuff about it. I just glanced over some Goodreads reviews of it and holy poo poo it was even worse than I imagined. A knockoff Lolita involving a judge and a 12 year old (who I think may be the one making a sexy pose on the cover ). Rape as a default state for men, because of uncontrollable passions, illustrated by a woman, who is turned into a man, and immediately heads off to... yeah. Jesus.
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 00:02 |
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I DID read the Incarnations books, and "And Eternity" was what put me off ever trying his stuff again. It is just as bad as you think. I want to say I heard there was another IoI book or two after that, somehow. edit: Yes. Apparently a decade later he did another one for the hell of it.
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 00:03 |
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I was a colossal Piers Anthony fan from about third grade through junior high/early high school. Incarnations of Immortality was probably my favorite, but there was so much Xanth stuff I never had to go without for long. I also had all of the Apprentice Adept books and any other sundry titles I could find available. (Fortunately, I never owned his horrific Firefly -- that's one of those "even then I knew it was creepy" titles, I remember that from checking it out from the library.) There was actually a period in... I want to say 5th or 6th grade when we used to play IoI outside at recess. I was always Death, I had a friend who always wanted to be Time, etc. (We were a pretty weird class of kids, obviously.) It's interesting, because absolutely none of them hold up any more. Like when I go back to revisit some of my other favorites from that time period -- Robert Asprin's Mythadventures or the first two Dragonlance trilogies -- there's still stuff there I can find enjoyable about them. But Piers Anthony is just one long stretch of "what was I thinking?"
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 03:48 |
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If we can get...after this one, eight more posts, I will post Chapter 3 now instead of later tomorrow. Chapter 3 deserves to be a page-topper.
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 04:33 |
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I didn't read too many of these Xanth things. The closest thing I got to enjoying it was the Legend adventure game, and that was more than enough puns for me. And at least it toned down some of the creepy, though the lingering male gaze on everything vaguely female was "faithfully" preserved. Somehow, it's already turning out worse than I'd imagined.
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 04:45 |
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I think it was around Faun and Games that it finally became clear to my adolescent mind that something was Not Right here.
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 04:46 |
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You're going to read the Mode series, right? Please, please read the Mode series.
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 04:53 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:You're going to read the Mode series, right? Please, please read the Mode series. We'll see. I think I recall reading the first and the last books of that, and the last being mega creepy even back then. E: No, I'm thinking of the Kelvin of Rud series.
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 04:54 |
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Mors Rattus posted:We'll see. I think I recall reading the first and the last books of that, and the last being mega creepy even back then. Edit: And that's not a spoiler. It's the setup to the whole series.
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 04:55 |
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Piers Anthony dealing with any issue is horrifying, though. Have him write a novel about being a chef and he'd still work in a screed about how just like the baby carrot, babies are A-OK. Or something. This metaphor wasn't thought out very well.
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 04:57 |
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Alaemon posted:I was a colossal Piers Anthony fan from about third grade through junior high/early high school. Incarnations of Immortality was probably my favorite, but there was so much Xanth stuff I never had to go without for long. I also had all of the Apprentice Adept books and any other sundry titles I could find available. (Fortunately, I never owned his horrific Firefly -- that's one of those "even then I knew it was creepy" titles, I remember that from checking it out from the library.) I also read his autobiography, which had some interesting tidbits in it. Apparently he attended very egalitarian schools, which is part of why he often ends his books with some sort of a negotiated compromise; he internalized that particular value. The appeal of these books to that age group is hard to define; they're certainly not marketed, or weren't at least, as "young adult" literature. Maybe it's in Anthony's writing style?
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 04:59 |