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Brocktoon posted:If we're going to discuss goon self-inflicted injuries, someone needs to dredge up the photos of "lost fingat".   http://cubeupload.com/im/Q5AcTa.jpg http://cubeupload.com/im/D4QmhB.jpg http://cubeupload.com/im/0twqk4.jpg That thread was something else.
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^^Goon blows his stupid hand while trying to ignite a videogame console for the internet. http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/gamecube-challenge-fingat/5/
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DoctorPresident posted:^^Goon blows his stupid hand while trying to ignite a videogame console for the internet. Did the dude with the Segakiller actually end up hurting anyone else or just burn down some building? I'm trying to think of other instances where a modified video game console badly hurt a goon.
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This is a foam fire suppression system in a hangar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYAOHYKBYas This is a hangar that was accidentally flooded with foam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzPVkPm43HA
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Basebf555 posted:The guest is a mediocre quarterback and Rome I guess never thought in a million years the guy would have the balls to actually come after him while the cameras were on. I like to think he learned a lesson there about being in a profession where you spend you time around huge athletic guys that can kick your rear end at the drop of a hat. It really shouldn't matter if the guy was the 6th string QB at his high school. You shouldn't disrespect anyone like that on a national TV show.
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P.M.F. posted:
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Jastiger posted:It really shouldn't matter if the guy was the 6th string QB at his high school. You shouldn't disrespect anyone like that on a national TV show.
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RatHat posted:I thought this ended up being proven as fake. It certainly looks fake.
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Guy tries to push dog into lake. Does not entirely succeed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzJYVuqoixA Help Im Alive posted:This bad stand up video is basically my favourite thing on YouTube The slight beat before everyone cracks up is the best. PerilPastry has a new favorite as of 02:46 on Oct 22, 2013 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There is a road under a railroad trestle in Durham, NC where the clearance is only 11'8". Many many many road vehicles are taller than 11'8". Guess what happens next: http://www.2m40.com/ Same thing, but for a tunnel on the Champs Elysées. I used to work there a few years ago and there was at least an accident per week. Unfortunately they installed a solid bar preventing vehicles above the clearance from entering the tunnel. Doesn't keep them from hitting the bar though.
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Have some Bill Dance fishing fuckups! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohSLkwEHbj8
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volts5000 posted:Have some Bill Dance fishing fuckups! This guy's like the antithesis to Jack Rebney aka RV guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYfcdQehKnc
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Brother Jonathan posted:Another classic: Oh my god this is incredible. Shame on everyone there for not trying to stop him, though <  >
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Walrus Pete posted:Oh my god this is incredible. Shame on everyone there for not trying to stop him, though < Maybe as punishment they allowed the transgressor to drown.
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volts5000 posted:Have some Bill Dance fishing fuckups! These are 100% my favorite videos on the internet. This guy just cannot be beat.
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Brother Jonathan posted:Another classic:  It's so drat satisfying. Teach your loving kids empathy.
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Watch the whole video and it is even sadder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMIhL63KPxw The cat really does not want to play with the kid, and keeps biting and scratching him. The kid is crying and keeps getting hurt. The kid swats back and the adults (parents?) keep the camera rolling setting up a baby vs. cat battle royale. It's really, really sad that those people would let their toddler get hurt and the cat get harassed for entertainment PerilPastry posted:Guy tries to push dog into lake. Does not entirely succeed. I love how the dog looks pretty concerned that the guy fell into the lake  Dog probably doesn't even know that guy was just trying to push him in
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Plus that kid doesn't even look old enough to be capable of empathy developmentally. That video is the parenting equivalent of cockfighting. Be better people than them, folks.
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HUG ME FOREVER posted:Plus that kid doesn't even look old enough to be capable of empathy developmentally. While I would never do that to my kid or my cat, that child is for sure old enough to know "be nice to the kitty or the kitty will get you". To put this in perspective. that child is about two or three, and my one year old knows "be nice" so if a one year old who just mastered walking can get this, that kid can too, empathy is taught as well as developed. So this video isn't so much "kid who doesn't know better mocked by parents" as it is "kid actively encouraged to be mean to small animals for parent's enjoyment." It's loving sick.
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Stairs posted:While I would never do that to my kid or my cat, that child is for sure old enough to know "be nice to the kitty or the kitty will get you". To put this in perspective. that child is about two or three, and my one year old knows "be nice" so if a one year old who just mastered walking can get this, that kid can too, empathy is taught as well as developed. So this video isn't so much "kid who doesn't know better mocked by parents" as it is "kid actively encouraged to be mean to small animals for parent's enjoyment." It's loving sick. Its also child endangerment because cats can have loving serious claws and teeth and that baby could have easily lost an eye there.
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volts5000 posted:Have some Bill Dance fishing fuckups! Dog out of loving nowhere makes me lose it every single time. Meanwhile, some classic scooter goons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct1QuKLJl-g
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canyoneer posted:Watch the whole video and it is even sadder. But I didn't post that to start a morality debate. 
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Basebf555 posted:Its also child endangerment because cats can have loving serious claws and teeth and that baby could have easily lost an eye there. Not just that, but wounds from cat scratches (especially if it's an outdoor cat,) can easily become infected leading to a disease that isn't just a lovely Ted Nugent song: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_scratch_disease quote:Cat scratch disease (CSD), also known as cat scratch fever,[1] Teeny's Disease,[1] inoculation lymphoreticulosis,[1] and subacute regional lymphadenitis,[1] is a usually benign infectious disease caused by the intracellular bacterium Bartonella henselae. It is most commonly found in children following a scratch or bite from a cat within about one to two weeks. When I was ten our cat scratched me at some point and I got this. It sucked. A lymph node in my upper thigh got super infected and swollen, making it hard and painful to walk. It didn't respond to antibiotics, and I had to have surgery to remove it before it caused sepsis.
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He must have been trying the old GTA2 trick, where if you're jumping over the top of a car the cops can't shoot you.
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President Ark posted:While funny, I'm pretty certain this is fake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFAwxo01Ang Seems pretty legit.
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Seizureman posted:Seems pretty legit. The cannon which probably weights about as much as a person doesn't seem to recoil at all when fired with the apparent force to launch someone across the room.
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Three-Phase posted:This is a foam fire suppression system in a hangar: I hope someone had the good sense to rev the blades a little.
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Dusseldorf posted:The cannon which probably weights about as much as a person doesn't seem to recoil at all when fired with the apparent force to launch someone across the room. It's a compressed air cannon and it's bolted down. Note the giant tank of compressed air behind the barrel.
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Target Practice posted:These are 100% my favorite videos on the internet. This guy just cannot be beat. Holy crap this guy. I had to pause this video after 10 seconds because I was laughing too hard. Edit: Oh, nevermind, this one has lovely Benny Hill sound effects. Ruins it entirely. I wouldn't bother after the first 20 seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySMeoalI5uU
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Target Practice posted:These are 100% my favorite videos on the internet. This guy just cannot be beat. Watch when he's putting the stuff in the boat at the dock, there's a guy that pulls the boat right when he goes to put the battery in.
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