20 Team Fantasy League Season 5: The Only Place Dan Marino Gets a Ring

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Braksgirl: Dec 25, 2010; Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!

JetsGuy posted:

BURRITO'S NEW SCHEDULE:

WK 1) ALABAMA
WK 2) ALABAMA
WK 3) ALABAMA
WK 4) ALABAMA
WK 5) ALABAMA
WK 6) ALABAMA
WK 7) ALABAMA
WK 8) ALABAMA
WK 9) ALABAMA
WK 10) ALABAMA
WK 11) ALABAMA
WK 12) ALABAMA
WK 13) JFF & DA GRODE JAR CRU

I have died laughing.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 03:18

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:44

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JetsGuy posted:

WHY IS THERE NO SMUGTIGER?

That's actually a good question. I wish I was a better artist.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 03:19

JetsGuy: Sep 17, 2003; science + hockey
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Dear Ingrates,

The schedules are now up to date.

It's up to you to check if I hosed up, you should have:
-8 division games
-3 conference games
-2 OoC games

Bad Luck everyone!

OPENING WEEK SCHEDULE:

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Spinnin Freeneys (0-0)	                at�	Baller Status (0-0)
Zoltan Mesko (0-0)	                at�	Wisconsin Cows (0-0)
Virginia Vultures (0-0)	                at�	Wasian's Chickns (0-0)
Percy's Hip (0-0)	                at�	DAN MARINO PUNCHES DOLPHIN (0-0)
Bust A Kaep (0-0)	                at�	Akron Peppercorns (0-0)
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# ? Sep 5, 2013 03:42

halonx: May 4, 2005

I'm projected to lose by a point. I'm fairly sure this means that my team will score -3 points total.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 15:26

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

I'm projected to lose by 24 points. Hard to disagree looking at the matchups.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 15:31

seventeen: Jan 2, 2005; Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.

My team is projected to implode irreparably by week 4

# ? Sep 5, 2013 15:59

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Hi I'm ESPN's stupid-rear end IR system, Rob Gronkowski is definitely not playing for several weeks but he's ineligible to go on IR. *rolls around in garbage*

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:04

JetsGuy: Sep 17, 2003; science + hockey
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Just a reminder that ESPN's projection system is loving retarded and doesn't take return yards into account.
EDIT:
It sucks even without RET yards too.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:38

bbf2: Nov 22, 2007; "The White Shadow"

At the very least ESPN only projects for the upcoming week and doesn't already tell you how many points your guys are all expected to score in Week 17 and every week in between.
And they don't e-mail you a "draft grade" based entirely on their points projection.

Meanwhile the report card for an A+ rated autodrafted team says the following:

"Biggest Steal: If other Yahoo! users are right, this fantasy team got a steal in the ninth round, when they selected Matt Bryant (97th overall pick vs. ADP of 77.0)."

Meanwhile a team (in a 2RB 2 WR 1 flex league) starting Stafford/Lynch/MJD/David Wilson/Fitzgerald/DeSean/Davis gets a D.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 01:34

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bbf2 posted:

At the very least ESPN only projects for the upcoming week and doesn't already tell you how many points your guys are all expected to score in Week 17 and every week in between.
And they don't e-mail you a "draft grade" based entirely on their points projection.

Meanwhile the report card for an A+ rated autodrafted team says the following:

"Biggest Steal: If other Yahoo! users are right, this fantasy team got a steal in the ninth round, when they selected Matt Bryant (97th overall pick vs. ADP of 77.0)."

Meanwhile a team (in a 2RB 2 WR 1 flex league) starting Stafford/Lynch/MJD/David Wilson/Fitzgerald/DeSean/Davis gets a D.

They never updated David Wilson, I know that. I took him in the third on Saturday and it basically said that you reached for this guy because he was going in the sixth round. Well yeah, before Thursday, he was. Duh.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 01:36

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Why is MJD projected to get 9 points anyway by ESPN, did he die? Scrubs like Montee Ball are getting 11-13.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 01:42

bbf2: Nov 22, 2007; "The White Shadow"

Having your late round draft sleeper pick explode for 100 yards and 2 touchdowns in the first half of the first game is such a mixed bag. On one hand I'm really glad I own him now, but on the other hand I'm really mad I benched him. Sudfeld you better have a great showing Sunday.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 03:27

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bbf2 posted:

Having your late round draft sleeper pick explode for 100 yards and 2 touchdowns in the first half of the first game is such a mixed bag. On one hand I'm really glad I own him now, but on the other hand I'm really mad I benched him. Sudfeld you better have a great showing Sunday.

I came to this thread to thank you for benching him.

20 team league.

Dan Marino Division. :smug:

# ? Sep 6, 2013 04:45

FlyWhiteBoy: Jul 13, 2004

This is BULLSHIT! I checked my match up over the weekend and was NOT playing against Peyton Manning.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 06:21

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FlyWhiteBoy posted:

This is BULLSHIT! I checked my match up over the weekend and was NOT playing against Peyton Manning.

As a Veteran, you shoiuld be well aware of the fact that the schedule often gets done the day before the season starts.

Also, it shouldn't affect your choices on whom YOU start soooo...

# ? Sep 6, 2013 06:56

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Thank god I started Peyton Manning over Geno Smith.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 07:15

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Power of Pecota posted:

Thank god I started Peyton Manning over Geno Smith.

60.2 points. From Peyton alone.

:stare:

# ? Sep 6, 2013 10:46

Braksgirl: Dec 25, 2010; Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!

gently caress yes, Wes Welker.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 12:21

seventeen: Jan 2, 2005; Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.

Demaryius Thomas is my hero, my friend, my alibi

# ? Sep 6, 2013 13:37

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Kicked off the season with all of 1.3 points from the TE position last night.

Also, the box score for my match-up this week reads like something out of an evangelical tract: "Christ vs. Boobs".

tadashi fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Sep 6, 2013

# ? Sep 6, 2013 14:01

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I have the broncos defense in two leagues including this one. If the guy pulling a DeSean Jackson causes me to lose either league I will be so angry I... might make a post about it!

# ? Sep 6, 2013 15:34

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

I was pretty happy about that.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 18:22

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tadashi posted:

"Christ vs. Boobs".

Truly, the eternal struggle.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 18:49

Braksgirl: Dec 25, 2010; Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!

Don't tell me that when Mary Magdalene was washing Jesus' feet, he wasn't looking down her top. I refuse to believe that didn't happen.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 21:25

tuckfard: Dec 9, 2003; Just chillin

Ravens D, great choice.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 23:02

MikeyKins: May 9, 2004; Dan, there's a reason why we get emails calling you Le Bafart, Le Baturd, Le Bajerk...

Torrey Smith nullifed half of Flacco's points, so I'm pretty happy about that.

# ? Sep 7, 2013 00:08

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GoAnimate is no Xtranormal. Hopefully we can find something better to use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPTbIOqmP9k

# ? Sep 7, 2013 05:33

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Silly Burrito posted:

GoAnimate is no Xtranormal. Hopefully we can find something better to use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPTbIOqmP9k

I bought a new car, and am selling the jalopy. Thank you.

Also, gently caress GoAnimate, that is some bad poo poo.

# ? Sep 7, 2013 20:40

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Who the hell knew Joique Bell would go off today? :argh:

# ? Sep 8, 2013 20:08

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

I think I'm going to break 150 points today, holy poo poo.

# ? Sep 8, 2013 20:35

wasianchickn: Sep 4, 2006; welp

DeAngleo Williams outscoring Marshawn Lynch is a sign of the apocalypse.

# ? Sep 8, 2013 21:19

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Power of Pecota posted:

I think I'm going to break 150 points today, holy poo poo.

That Chiefs D..wow.

# ? Sep 8, 2013 21:19

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Thanks handgun for leaving 45 points on teh bench!

Also, thanks ESPN for not telling me that my TE wasn't playing until just now.

# ? Sep 8, 2013 22:39

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JetsGuy posted:

Thanks handgun for leaving 45 points on teh bench!

Also, thanks ESPN for not telling me that my TE wasn't playing until just now.

Sudfeld was a wet fart today. Wonder if Gronk will be back next week or week 3.

# ? Sep 8, 2013 23:15

seventeen: Jan 2, 2005; Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.

Silly Burrito posted:

Sudfeld was a wet fart today. Wonder if Gronk will be back next week or week 3.

Gronk will set a record for most in-season back surgeries in a single season, still will score 12 TD

# ? Sep 8, 2013 23:57

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Silly Burrito posted:

Sudfeld was a wet fart today. Wonder if Gronk will be back next week or week 3.

The second he's back and starting, Heath Miller and Jermaine Gresham are super available.

# ? Sep 9, 2013 00:05

halonx: May 4, 2005

Jacquizz Rodgers, negative yards. Cincinnati D/ST, apparently you blow.

# ? Sep 9, 2013 01:48

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

My (lovely) WRs put up -0.1 points today.

I still have Garcon left tomorrow night...He has to score enough to not let DeSean Jackson & Owen Daniels make up a 17.5 point deficit. I'm not very confident.

# ? Sep 9, 2013 02:14

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

commish posted:

All according to plan.

Welp.

# ? Sep 9, 2013 04:57

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:44

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Stevie Lee posted:

My (lovely) WRs put up -0.1 points today.

I still have Garcon left tomorrow night...He has to score enough to not let DeSean Jackson & Owen Daniels make up a 17.5 point deficit. I'm not very confident.

You are not very confident? I would put DeSean Jackson and Owen Daniels at 50/50 just getting 17.5 points, not even counting whatever Garcon does.

# ? Sep 9, 2013 05:21

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