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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

156.5 points with Vincent Brown going tomorrow.:krakken: :krakken: :krakken:

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commish
Sep 17, 2009


Unreal. I thought I was set at RB with Ridley and Wilson.

And then 4 fumbles happened.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Pain of Mind posted:

You are not very confident? I would put DeSean Jackson and Owen Daniels at 50/50 just getting 17.5 points, not even counting whatever Garcon does.

nope.

edit: lost before the end of the 1st quarter in the Texans-Chargers game

Stevie Lee fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Sep 10, 2013

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
Could still fumble!

edit: Nevermind, gg next map

Pain of Mind fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Sep 10, 2013

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.
N: Hot Dog Heroes celebrate first victory in recent memory

V: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

3 of the top 4 week 1 scores come from the best division (the Bart Starr division)

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
And the other comes from the best player (me) :v:

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Losing to Annie's Boobs in Week 1 has become an annual thing for Breesus Christ so I'm just going to blindly assume that means I will just miss the playoffs again this season in spite of the fact that my team is mostly a dumpster fire.

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.

Power of Pecota posted:

3 of the top 4 week 1 scores come from the best division (the Bart Starr division)

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Stevie Lee posted:

nope.

edit: lost before the end of the 1st quarter in the Texans-Chargers game



tadashi posted:

Losing to Annie's Boobs in Week 1 has become an annual thing for Breesus Christ so I'm just going to blindly assume that means I will just miss the playoffs again this season in spite of the fact that my team is mostly a dumpster fire.

2 data points hardly constitutes a trend. :v:

Power of Pecota posted:

3 of the top 4 week 1 scores come from the best division (the Bart Starr division)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.
20 Team 2013: The year of interpretive music videos

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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seventeen posted:

20 Team 2013: The year of interpretive music videos

So long as is thread is active, and people are enjoying themselves, I am happy. I don't know why you'd be in this league without at least sharing the joys and sorrows of your leaguemates here in the thread.

In summary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxs1MHw2_Ds

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
Yesssssssss finally won in week 1!

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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SUPER BOWL PREDICTION:

The VU Bitches will face off against DAN MARINO PUNCHES DOLPHIN in what will become known as the "Canes Chicken Bowl".

DAN MARINO PUNCHES DOLPHIN will have the early lead, but suddenly, The Bitches will reveal their secret weapon - Les Miles. Yes, Les will bring his Golden Horseshoe to the Bitches sideline, and they will be victorious. Then, as Burrito is on his knees cryin on the sidelines, the Les will approach him. Burrito will look up to him, and asks in despair, "why did you choose JetsGuy over me??!". Les will give a wry smile, kneel over to whisper into Burritos ear. The message is simple, and Burrito knows it to be true.

"DAN.

MARINO.

DIVISION.

THE.

BEST.

DIVISION."

Then Les will hand Burrito a bucket of inferior Zaxby's chicken, and walk away.

JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Sep 10, 2013

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

JetsGuy posted:

SUPER BOWL PREDICTION:

The VU Bitches will face off against DAN MARINO PUNCHES DOLPHIN in what will become known as the "Canes Chicken Bowl".

DAN MARINO PUNCHES DOLPHIN will have the early lead, but suddenly, The Bitches will reveal their secret weapon - Les Miles. Yes, Les will bring his Golden Horseshoe to the Bitches sideline, and they will be victorious. Then, as Burrito is on his knees cryin on the sidelines, the Les will approach him. Burrito will look up to him, and asks in despair, "why did you choose JetsGuy over me??!". Les will give a wry smile, kneel over to whisper into Burritos ear. The message is simple, and Burrito knows it to be true.

"DAN.

MARINO.

DIVISION.

THE.

BEST.

DIVISION."

Then Les will hand Burrito a bucket of inferior Zaxby's chicken, and walk away.

:golfclap:

I think that's the best trash talk Jetsguy has ever had. :) You really know how to hurt. Not Les, man. Not Les...I can't beat that.

I'll make you a real :toxx:. If we ever did play in the Super Bowl and I lost, I'd Fedex you some overnight Cane's and/or a jug of sauce. No idea how well it would travel so as an alternative, if you're in the BR area, I'd treat you to the super box combo and get you extra sauce too.

Tastiest :toxx: ever.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Sep 10, 2013

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.

JetsGuy posted:

So long as is thread is active, and people are enjoying themselves, I am happy. I don't know why you'd be in this league without at least sharing the joys and sorrows of your leaguemates here in the thread.

In summary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxs1MHw2_Ds

I plan on posting a new bad victory song every week if I win.

I should have about three more to go :v:

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Silly Burrito posted:

:golfclap:

I think that's the best trash talk Jetsguy has ever had. :) You really know how to hurt. Not Les, man. Not Les...I can't beat that.

I'll make you a real :toxx:. If we ever did play in the Super Bowl and I lost, I'd Fedex you some overnight Cane's and/or a jug of sauce. No idea how well it would travel so as an alternative, if you're in the BR area, I'd treat you to the super box combo and get you extra sauce too.

Tastiest :toxx: ever.

/bow

It might be worth seeing how Canes would travel on next-morning air. My wager is not well.

seventeen posted:

I plan on posting a new bad victory song every week if I win.

I should have about three more to go :v:

Yessssss

JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Sep 10, 2013

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

I like the idea of finding Youtube videos to describe your weeks.

Week 1 for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc&t=9s

This is a representation of what my team is going to do to my opponent this week. I am Robocop in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Do I have to be subjected to my husband's music both here AND at home? Spare me, people. For the love of Leonard Hankerson, SPARE ME.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Braksgirl posted:

Do I have to be subjected to my husband's music both here AND at home? Spare me, people. For the love of Leonard Hankerson, SPARE ME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

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You're a little bitch.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Braksgirl posted:

You're a little bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4l1k4XLvo0

bbf2
Nov 22, 2007

"The White Shadow"
Is there a song that accurately represents "The starters were mostly crap while the bench exploded and did awesome"

Like, probably the best example would one of those songs where it's like "I've discovered that the person I was dating was terrible so I dumped him/her and my friend that I wasn't considering romantically before now turned out to be the perfect match"

Take a song like that now make it about Julius Thomas and Zach Sudfeld.

I'm so sorry for friend-zoning you and dating that loser Zach, Julius, I see the light now.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Akron Peppercorns week 1: me doing the Roger Rabbit to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amtpfNUf6bU

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

bbf2 posted:

Is there a song that accurately represents "The starters were mostly crap while the bench exploded and did awesome"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-hlcw8VnU

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Who the hell uploads something like that?

halonx
May 4, 2005

It will be a hard fought battle, but I still believe in the Cows ability to defeat you all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7bmpo6zFuQ

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007
Waivers take forever to clear. It'd be great if it happened Wednesday.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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JuicedSixFo posted:

Waivers take forever to clear. It'd be great if it happened Wednesday.

I just shortened the W period to 1 day (it was 2).

It doesn't look like this hosed anything up, but now all the Ws read (Wed)...

So we'll see?

EDIT: I'm worried that since midnight has passed, it may not clear. I'm moving it back to Thursday for this week, and I'll move it to wednesday after this week.

JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Sep 11, 2013

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

halonx posted:

It will be a hard fought battle, but I still believe in the Cows ability to defeat you all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7bmpo6zFuQ

That is one talented cow.

I found the next deep sleeper pick. Hell, I'd take this player over Mark Ingram now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYm0r9k_GYU

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.
This is my victory dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WNnWY-eg8w&feature=youtube_gdata_player

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007
I'm looking for an average running back, willing to trade some average receivers. Going to take a look around.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Like last year I am willing to hear offers for a middling TE.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Let's take a look at a simulation of Braksgirl right after we've just asked her what she thinks about starting Kenbrell Thompkins over Aaron Dobson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAftehrdBfo&t=16s

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

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I have anger issues.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

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Philip Rivers is trolling me. He never scored 33 points when I had him.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

drat you whoever picked up Chris Givens this morning.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Well, Vincent Brown's pretty clearly a bust at this point. At least Fred Jackson looks like he can take over at flex pretty easily :unsmith:

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

drat you whoever picked up Chris Givens this morning.

I had to do it after someone else snagged Denarius Moore on Wednesday.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Stevie Lee posted:

I had to do it after someone else snagged Denarius Moore on Wednesday.

Well hell, that was me.

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