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As demonstrated in a previous thread, I've been tracking down and playing the unarguably most terrible "games" to ever be released on the internet. Not like "bad" games, I'm talking "BAD bad" games. BAD GAMES. I'll be updating this thread with whatever abominations I stumble on and force Shmorky to watch me play, as well as take any suggestions you guys may have. Roughly 99% of the games we LP come from Yoyogames (a Gamemaker garbage dump), and the other 1% is courtesy of Game Jolt. My Youtube channel (Lowtaxico) A link you can click to subscribe and watch a bunch of ads and make me Youtube rich and powerful so I can finally pay for a new face
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Do you have access to hardware that could capture console video? If so, please please please play Metropolismania. It's nearly as bad as those GameMaker games, yet Natsume charged people money to play it.
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Jul 26, 2013 15:30
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zenintrude posted:Do you have access to hardware that could capture console video? If so, please please please play Metropolismania. It's nearly as bad as those GameMaker games, yet Natsume charged people money to play it.
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Jul 26, 2013 15:33
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Just remembered a place that had a ton of bad games, the forums for the game creation tool Stencyl. Some gems are THE EPIC GAME OF SPACE and Fighting Gravity, Which has fantastic music and some superb level design. NoUU fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Jul 26, 2013 |
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Jul 26, 2013 15:56
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So how does this relate to your all-time favorite game Cry of Fear?
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Jul 26, 2013 15:57
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death .cab for qt posted:So how does this relate to your all-time favorite game Cry of Fear? A+ / 5
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Jul 26, 2013 16:10
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So will you LP Haunted House 1&2, since you are taking suggestions? http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/219811-hanted-house http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/219820-hanted-house-2 e: nevermind they are just awful pac-man clones and no one wants that. 
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Jul 26, 2013 16:21
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Will we be seeing any more Mike Melson LPs, or was this just a one-time thing?
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Jul 26, 2013 16:24
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Ah Miami, where the ground isn't real.
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Jul 26, 2013 16:28
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One of the strangely consistent things about these is how stiff the leg and arm animations are in these games. It freaks me out that no one seems to have tried giving the lovely two second models knees or elbows.
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Jul 26, 2013 16:38
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CharlestonJew posted:Will we be seeing any more Mike Melson LPs, or was this just a one-time thing?
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Jul 26, 2013 16:39
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CharlestonJew posted:Will we be seeing any more Mike Melson LPs, or was this just a one-time thing? Mike Nelson's earning potential is greatly improved by Rich driving him to Olathe every other Saturday and standing on the street corner being funny for spare change. They call it prosti-comedy.
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Jul 26, 2013 16:39
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Lowtax posted:He'll be back. I've been waiting for one of the Riff Trax guys to get in on an LP for years. Now it has come to pass, and you have promised the stuff of dreams. Don't let us down, Lowtax.
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Jul 26, 2013 16:40
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DarkstarIV posted:So will you LP Haunted House 1&2, since you are taking suggestions? quote:you call this haunted house quote:you call this the sequel of a terrible game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 26, 2013 16:41
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Will you take other co-commentators to share in the creeping insanity?
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Jul 26, 2013 16:41
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J.theYellow posted:Mike Nelson's earning potential is greatly improved by Rich driving him to Olathe every other Saturday and standing on the street corner being funny for spare change. They call it prosti-comedy.
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Jul 26, 2013 16:41
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Apparently, the cat thing's name is Dominic Binnibon. Also, the tags on this game's page try to make this seem more exciting than it is: quote:gta, nazi, zombies, zombie, fun, arcade, cat, funny,
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Jul 26, 2013 16:42
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What happens if you LP more Cry of Fear and watch another LP of Dangan Ronpa in the same week?
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Jul 26, 2013 16:48
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Wonder if we will see Mike Nelson very rarely used SA account in this thread.
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Jul 26, 2013 16:51
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Test Pilot Monkey posted:Also, the tags on this game's page try to make this seem more exciting than it is:
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Jul 26, 2013 16:53
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Test Pilot Monkey posted:Apparently, the cat thing's name is Dominic Binnibon.
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Jul 26, 2013 16:54
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Lowtax posted:Does he mean cod as in "Call of Duty" or as in "fish?" Since "shark" is also down there, I'm going with "fish".
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Jul 26, 2013 16:57
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Test Pilot Monkey posted:Since "shark" is also down there, I'm going with "fish".
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Jul 26, 2013 17:10
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Lowtax posted:Who would actively search for "cod" on a gaming site? I only search for haddock
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Jul 26, 2013 17:11
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Perhaps he's hungry for some fish 'n chips.
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Jul 26, 2013 17:25
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You could always do a retrospective on old classics. http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/search?q=craft+2d
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Jul 26, 2013 17:32
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Lowtax posted:Who would actively search for "cod" on a gaming site? Maybe the person who made this http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/205040-cookie-the-fox
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Jul 26, 2013 17:40
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I think the only way forward from Minecraft 3D is Minecrap.
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Jul 26, 2013 17:44
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This just proves that nothing good exists in Florida.
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Jul 26, 2013 17:47
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Test Pilot Monkey posted:Maybe the person who made this http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/205040-cookie-the-fox Oh my gggooooOOOOOODDDDDDDD 
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Jul 26, 2013 17:54
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Searched for "anime": http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/89721-kigurumi http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/62652-earthbound-v01 http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/74602-digimon-v02 http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/85703-nintendo-world-ads64 
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Jul 26, 2013 18:18
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There's also Nintendo Nightmare to try out. It's, uh...special.
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Jul 26, 2013 18:18
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I wonder how often Mike gets to do unnscripted commentary. Sounds like he enjoyed it.
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Jul 26, 2013 18:21
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Are you playing as loving Toonces the Cat?
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Jul 26, 2013 18:44
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That was a stunningly-accurate portrayal of daily life on the Miami coast. The part where you knifed that man clipping into the building was especially poignant, as our family once had to go through the same thing with putting down grandma after she partially-phased into a Miami sidewalk.
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Jul 26, 2013 18:54
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Bovineicide posted:Are you playing as loving Toonces the Cat? Miami Traffic 3: Toonces Does Miami
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Jul 26, 2013 19:03
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I'm pretty sure it was a loving ruse from those yogacast guys claiming that wasn't Minecraft. It IS Minecraft. It SAYS IT on the BOX.
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Jul 26, 2013 19:17
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ChickenHeart posted:That was a stunningly-accurate portrayal of daily life on the Miami coast. The part where you knifed that man clipping into the building was especially poignant, as our family once had to go through the same thing with putting down grandma after she partially-phased into a Miami sidewalk.
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Sundowner posted:I'm pretty sure it was a loving ruse from those yogacast guys claiming that wasn't Minecraft. It IS Minecraft. It SAYS IT on the BOX. It's a better version of Minecraft because it's in 3D 
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I mean normally a title wouldn't sell me on a game but the idea of living the glamor of the traffic in Miami. I love traffic!
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