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"How can we make elderly people feel more at ease with computers?" "I know! Have them navigate a maze that is on fire while avoiding young people that are trying to beat them up. Also put talking fruit in there."
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Huh, the comparison my friend made was that Schmorky was a living stuffed animal and it was a Ted scenario.
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Jul 28, 2013 20:09
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What astounds me is that the typing game had an "artist". How bad was the art of the programmer that they got someone else to do that art?
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Jul 28, 2013 20:21
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Test Pilot Monkey posted:What astounds me is that the typing game had an "artist". How bad was the art of the programmer that they got someone else to do that art? By the credits I'm guessing it was made by a group of children as a school project or something
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Jul 28, 2013 20:24
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Lowtax posted:He actually really enjoyed doing the LP and is looking forward to doing more of them. This brings me joy and I endorse more Mike Nelson involvement. Also holy poo poo these games.
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Jul 28, 2013 20:29
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay... SCP Containment Breach is coming up next.............. ugh
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Jul 28, 2013 20:30
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I like to imagine that the coutry song was actually titled "Jared Song" and it was written by "The Brain". Especially if this was made by a group of schoolchildren, since that means there's a smart kid in the class whose name nobody actually knows.
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Jul 28, 2013 20:31
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Lowtax posted:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay... SCP Containment Breech is coming up next.............. ugh You poor bastard.
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Jul 28, 2013 20:33
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Kelsing posted:You poor bastard.
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Jul 28, 2013 20:34
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Next step: Scarecam of Mike Nelson playing the original Slender.
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Jul 28, 2013 20:39
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steinrokkan posted:Next step: Scarecam of Mike Nelson playing the original Slender. I think "ConfusedCam" would be more fitting. Or "FuckThisWorldCam".
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Jul 28, 2013 20:54
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I think all the B-horror he's seen over the years has adequately prepared him for the psychological gauntlet that is Slender.
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Jul 28, 2013 21:05
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SCP: Containment Breach! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EK1WXL48uI
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Jul 28, 2013 21:29
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Man that blinking sure is Googled the game to see if there was more to it and turns out it's a whole survival horror game. There's even a wiki and a bunch of mods, my favorite is Meme Breach
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Jul 28, 2013 21:49
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That stupid loving thing is considered terrifying among SCP fans and I will never know why. It's basically one of the weeping angels from Doctor Who, except it looks dumb as hell and it just hits you or something.
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Jul 28, 2013 21:51
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NoUU posted:Man that blinking sure is
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Jul 28, 2013 21:53
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Lowtax posted:SCP: Containment Breach! 0:09 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
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Jul 28, 2013 21:56
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Is shmorky a muppet???
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Jul 28, 2013 22:13
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So if a poopie baby kills you if you don't look at it, then why don't you just alternate eye blinks?
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Combat Lobster posted:So if a poopie baby kills you if you don't look at it, then why don't you just alternate eye blinks? Because blinking is ultimately an involuntary action and sooner or later, you will end up blinking. The trick is since it attacks you when you stop looking at it, never START looking at it. Never download the game. Never play it. Never put up with its dumb bullshit and pretend it's scary and record yourself playing it with a loving facecam while talking like a mentally challenged person to get millions of views and subscribers. That's how you win at the game, and at life.
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Jul 28, 2013 22:41
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Combat Lobster posted:So if a poopie baby kills you if you don't look at it, then why don't you just alternate eye blinks? It's humanly impossible to do that, as evidenced in Blink.
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Combat Lobster posted:So if a poopie baby kills you if you don't look at it, then why don't you just alternate eye blinks?
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gobbledygoat posted:Is shmorky a muppet??? For some reason whenever I think of Lowtax and Schmorky, I imagine them as Sam & Max.
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Jul 28, 2013 22:50
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Lowtax posted:I always love seeing your avatar. Me too. Well whatever, I should learn more about blinking from fruit. 
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Jul 28, 2013 22:55
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 This game is so spooky that it starts to create its own mysteries. SCP - 12432145 - The unfinished Youtube comment 
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Jul 28, 2013 22:55
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The worst thing about SCP:STD is that so many goons apparently eat that poo poo up, if GB is any indication.
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Jul 28, 2013 22:58
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Combat Lobster posted:Me too. My god. I've figured out the mythos. Good Elderly is a prequel to SCP Containment Breach. It all makes sense now.
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Jul 28, 2013 23:04
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steinrokkan posted:The worst thing about SCP:STD is that so many goons apparently eat that poo poo up, if GB is any indication. Eh, some of the entries on the wiki make for good reading. I mean, a lot of it is also trash garbage, and this game is absolute poo poo, but every once in a while there's something kind of neat on there.
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I actually liked the entry on Poopie Baby Blinky when I first read about it, but then I learned it was some kind of sculpture by a Japanese artist and the artist's actual artwork was more interesting than the SCP site. I didn't bother reading any of the others.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZv_kubrD1E Lowtax, this Swedish man is trying to steal your Dontrel the Dolphin spotlight!
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Jul 28, 2013 23:26
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http://scpcontainmentbreach.wikia.com/wiki/SCP%3A_Nigga_Breach Yup, I'm sure the community is completely sane.
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Combat Lobster posted:Me too. el burbo posted:http://scpcontainmentbreach.wikia.com/wiki/SCP%3A_Nigga_Breach  Racism and Homestuck in one package? Thank you, internet! But please tell me, what the hell is wrong with almost everybody on you?
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gobbledygoat posted:Is shmorky a muppet??? His laugh is adorable, like a living cartoon 
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steinrokkan posted:The worst thing about SCP:STD is that so many goons apparently eat that poo poo up, if GB is any indication. Well, it depends on what poo poo is being eaten up that you're taking issue with. People enjoying reading a site that catalogs occult-related things like some sort of Snopes/TVTropes hybrid doesn't seem THAT terrible to me, but maybe I have the wrong idea on what the SCP website actually is. Now, people going absolutely bonkers over this game and making a meme out of poopie baby monster like they have Slenderman? That I can say is hypothetically terrible, but I've never seen anything like that around here.
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el burbo posted:http://scpcontainmentbreach.wikia.com/wiki/SCP%3A_Nigga_Breach I don't know about you, but I've personally been waiting for a long time for something to play which satisfies my cravings for racism, cartoon references, and BBW hentai all at once.
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el burbo posted:http://scpcontainmentbreach.wikia.com/wiki/SCP%3A_Nigga_Breach I'm glad there is a place to contain all those things and that rappers are in charge because they will take no guff from homestucks.
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I actually enjoy some of the work on SCP. The one about the mirrors is legitimately pretty clever and there are a few other nice ones. But, stuff like the statue or the unkillable lizard? Boring and rather trite. Literally the only reason the statue gets that much love/worship/whatever is that it was the first SCP, so it basically got turned into their equivalent to God by default. This post has far too much  in it, seriously.
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el burbo posted:http://scpcontainmentbreach.wikia.com/wiki/SCP%3A_Nigga_Breach There's a wiki for a fan-game based on a wiki of short stories? Wow. The site proper is here. It has plenty of stupid poo poo and drama but at it doesn't have racist homestucks.
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I could happily rant about SCP for a while, but instead I'm just going to say that I really enjoyed Lowtax's LP of the game. Actually that goes for all of these. Lowtax and Shmorky (and Mike Nelson) have a really good feel for exactly how long a game can last without wearing out its welcome or feeling incomplete.
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Tin Tim posted:Please tell me you shopped this, otherwise it would be very creepy and we have another case for SCP
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