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EZipperelli
Apr 3, 2011

I have plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.


Simple, just like the title says. Instead of everyone posting long, drawn out, drunken stories, tell us about your most drunken moment/story in 4 words or less...

To contribute: "Is this an ambulance?"

This should get interesting quickly.

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Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet


"Premature ejaculation, god damnit."

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

Set your sights on good fortune
Concentrate
Pull back the hammer
Try to hold the gun straight

Hit the gym each night,
stay cool and seldom speak
Keep the heart of a champion
Never let them see you're weak


Not a donkey show!

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

oh he's so pringles


Went hiking without shoes.

ThaGrandCow
Nov 27, 2003

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

These handcuffs are tight.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007



Two bottles, one cup.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007
Something Awful, so easy even a caveman can do it!

Puked Teddy Graham heads.

Wizard of the Deep
Sep 25, 2005


So much vomit everywhere.

Casus Belli
Jul 16, 2005

jumbo derrick clamp

I really love you!!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Choked on own vomit.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012


"Vomit, Crying, and repeat"

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE


Shotgunned Keystones, Desecrated Shower.

Jake Blues
Jun 17, 2003

Cruisin' for burgers.


Vomited, mid-speech; then continued.

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

Cheap Wine, Cheap Whine.

benitocereno
Apr 14, 2005
I don't know about you, but I can't wait for Banana Thursdays!!

Power slide toward toilet.

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


Don't remember that either.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a virtual My Little Pony avatar"


Puked on friend's grandma

sithwitch13
Jul 3, 2007
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.




"Am I an audiobook?"

Metamucil
May 9, 2011


"A good thread idea!"

edrith
Apr 10, 2013


Made friend. Lost friends.

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 24, 2007


What gets out urine?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

In a word; Soulful.


Aleister Crowley, Sex Slave

dotalchemy
Jul 16, 2012

Before they breed, male Mallards have bright green/blue heads. After breeding season, they molt and become brown all over, to make it easier to hide in the brush while nesting.

~SMcD

gently caress, this canal's cold.

Wet Bandit
Nov 6, 2005



Bitch spiked my drank!

pork minstral
Apr 27, 2004

Into the Void

Punched friend, left country.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Santa Claus alley fight.


edit: alternatives for the same incident:

Rum, vodka, tackled, punching.

Homeless choke hold assistance.

Climbing, night, rain, falling.

Where are my glasses?

Where are my pants?

Where are my shoes?

How'd I get here?

Bruises and bite marks.

But it was fun.

Rah! fucked around with this message at Jul 30, 2013 around 21:52

the
Jul 18, 2004
UNDEAD NED STARK KILLED JOFFERY TYWIN STRANGLES MARGAERY OTHER FAKE SPOILERS JUST WATCH THE SHOW

I've never drank beer.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!


Where are my pants?

Kali11324
Dec 8, 2004

This space intentionally left blank

"I am the trinity"

Humidora
Apr 10, 2008


Stuck in car trunk.

hooliganesh
Aug 1, 2003

REPENT!


"Sell my Microsoft stock!"

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

What we are doing here is only the image of what we would like to do.

Pissed on my n64.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011


Shotgun, crowbar, hello officer

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



"Where's my apartment?"

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


Passed out in mud.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

God was a dream of good government.



New Orleans absinthe house.

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

He was one of God's strange prototypes, never meant for mass production. Too strange to live, too rare to die.

Police SWAT team.

QUEEN CAUCUS
Oct 26, 2004

The rodent of your dreams

Is this a toilet?

Anthrovore
Oct 12, 2009

EAT ROTTEN FRUIT FROM A SHITTY TREE


Goblin hallucination, stomach pumped.

My 2nd drunkest: sleepwalk to police station

Anthrovore fucked around with this message at Jul 30, 2013 around 21:24

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Akalies
May 31, 2000


Brokeback Mountain bathroom spewing.

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