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canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Fiorentina-Inter and Juventus-Roma on sixth

Lazio-Fiorentina on seventh, Fiorentina-Milan on eight. Nice trio.

Milan-Inter on twelfth.

Fiorentina-Juventus, 07/12/14, on fourteenth.

Milan-Roma and Juventus-Inter on 17th

Roma-Lazio and Napoli-Juventus on 18th

canepazzo fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Jul 28, 2014

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I would put like 9-1 odds on Allegri to be sacked between the 6th and 7th match days.

Vexin
Jan 13, 2014

Cool, depending on whether or not I decide to take a trip around Thanksgiving I might get to see a Milan derby. :toot:

Here are two more curiosities that were left on my phone.


Spotted on the streets of Burano


I also get to fly a Siena flag in a similarly stunning setting in the midwestern United Sta--oh wait. :smith:

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

I would have thought Spalletti would have been a better choice than Allegri or Inzaghi (as much as I love him)

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Ewar Woowar posted:

I would have thought Spalletti would have been a better choice than Allegri or Inzaghi (as much as I love him)

He's very expensive is the problem. Really Juve should've pushed for him though.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




They're re-airing the Coppa Italia final right now on BeIN, which reminded me to look up all the stupid poo poo that went down that day and I found out that the Napoli fan that got shot died about a month ago.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Viola Roma is gonna be a crazy first game.

Viola news: transfer deadline set for Cuadrado, if no offers come in by the first week of August, he is staying for a season.

Aquilani is having contract issues. It concerns a .3m drop in wages.

Looking to try to move for Insigne, which would be awesome. He was made fun of being called scugnizzo and monello by the presenter at a public event. Seeing that Montella is a native Napoli, it might help. (Whats the name for southeners again?)

Gomez is doing great in training and preseason. Cant wait to see him in action.

Alonso is training as a CB currently to fit the 3 at the back. With the new signings, it might be the answer to our in consistent defense.


In other news, my brother in law came to visit and brought the signed kit for me. He also brought a special 300 shirt celebrating Pasqual's 300th goal that he scored vs Napoli. His friends suurprised him by taking him to the restaraunt he works at and signed a shirt for me.

He also brought a personalized baby kit for my son when he turns 1 year old. It was a really nice gift.

That and he brought a lot of badass wine. Including a 2003 Chianti that goes for several hundred Euro a bottle. Ill post pics later.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Soulex posted:

He also brought a special 300 shirt celebrating Pasqual's 300th goal that he scored vs Napoli. His friends suurprised him by taking him to the restaraunt he works at and signed a shirt for me.

I think you mean his 300th game, cause otherwise Pasqual has been boasting a bit too much :D

(300 goals not even Batistuta scored that many)

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Haha my mistake.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Times for the first matchday:

Saturday
Chievo-Juventus at 18.00

Roma-Fiorentina at 20.45

Sunday
Milan-Lazio at 18.00

Everyone else at 20.45

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Soulex posted:

Haha my mistake.

It's ok, you were only 290 and something goals off.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




This sucks, guys: Carlos Tevez's dad got kidnapped in Buenos Aires.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
What a loving nightmare, I was about to post that story.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

That is awful, I hope the authorities get him back.

Hey, they did! http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Juventus/29-07-2014/juventus-tevez-sequestrato-padre-argentina-801383872569.shtml (In Italian). No details yet but the he's safe apparently.

Gigi Galli fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jul 29, 2014

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Gigi Galli posted:

That is awful, I hope the authorities get him back.

Hey, they did! http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Juventus/29-07-2014/juventus-tevez-sequestrato-padre-argentina-801383872569.shtml (In Italian). No details yet but the he's safe apparently.

Phew, that's good news but man that kind of poo poo is terrible. Teves was a miserable oval office but he was our miserable oval office and no one should have that happen to them, ever.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
I want to hear Tevez attempt the Taken monologue in English.

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
Gravity Milan was linked to HBA today and I really hope you sign him so you can get irrationally angry as he dribbles in several circles and then kicks a shot out of the stadium.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

oilcheck my rear end posted:

Gravity Milan was linked to HBA today and I really hope you sign him so you can get irrationally angry as he dribbles in several circles and then kicks a shot out of the stadium.

We already have Niang for this!!!!

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.

Gigi Galli posted:

We already have Niang for this!!!!

When he's fit and healthy and gives a poo poo he can be completely unplayable. During the real good run we had two years ago there were a couple games where he completely chumped the entirety of the opposition team and I think his ability to hit the next gear seemingly out of nowhere could make him a real good player in Italy.

That said he's currently fat as poo poo and needs world class man management just to not sulk.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

i hope Milan bring Taarabt back too and then roll out an El Sha, Taarabt, HBA, Balotelli lineup in which every player dribbles until they lose possession

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

straight up brolic posted:

i hope Milan bring Taarabt back too and then roll out an El Sha, Taarabt, HBA, Balotelli lineup in which every player dribbles until they lose possession

Taraabt's price was apparently lowered so when we definitely fail to sign Cerci I expect Galliani to overspend on him.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
If you can read Spanish, there's some info about the Tevez thing here http://www.ole.com.ar/fuera-de-juego/Secuestro-expres_0_1183681851.html

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

yann m'vila was sporting gold teeth in today's friendly.


I present this without comment.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Apparently Vidal has reached personal terms with Man U.

And so it begins...

calcio
May 7, 2007

No Totti No party

Soulex posted:

Apparently Vidal has reached personal terms with Man U.

And so it begins...
Where you seeing this?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



excuse me, could you point me in the direction of the piazza?

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Soulex posted:

Apparently Vidal has reached personal terms with Man U.

And so it begins...

gently caress YOU MOYES GODDAMNIT gently caress

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

calcio posted:

Where you seeing this?

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/0...-terms-reached/

It's all over the place. Looks like it might happen, and if it does, Napoli might get the Fellani loan.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Soulex posted:

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/0...-terms-reached/

It's all over the place. Looks like it might happen, and if it does, Napoli might get the Fellani loan.

Michu and Fellaini playing together lmao

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Soulex posted:

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/0...-terms-reached/

It's all over the place. Looks like it might happen, and if it does, Napoli might get the Fellani loan.

Caught offside...

But still, if any of these loving transfers go through I'll rage.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Literally the first link of a few googling : Vidal Man U Terms Reached

calcio
May 7, 2007

No Totti No party
Juve losing Vidal and Conte, what a glorious summer.

Anyone catch Totti's brilliant dummy and then goal against Real Madrid yesterday?
http://gfycat.com/ThinRecentAnnashummingbird

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

calcio posted:

Juve losing Vidal and Conte, what a glorious summer.

Anyone catch Totti's brilliant dummy and then goal against Real Madrid yesterday?
http://gfycat.com/ThinRecentAnnashummingbird

That was ill, winning goal too. Roma's shaping up to be scary this year.

Speaking of, I hope to have the new thread out tonight.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Gigi Galli posted:

That was ill, winning goal too. Roma's shaping up to be scary this year.

Speaking of, I hope to have the new thread out tonight.
it better be good

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

straight up brolic posted:

it better be good

Bitch it might be.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Gigi Galli posted:

Bitch it might be.

There'd better be a great writeup for Palermo since we're back up. :c00lbutt:

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

just make the op only about kyle lafferty

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


straight up brolic posted:

just make the op only about kyle lafferty

and his bonehammer

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Cesena 0 - 0 Juve

A sign of things to come?

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
New thread! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654365

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