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Osasuna are the best team in Spain. Stick that in your coche bomba and smoke it.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2013 05:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 05:15 |
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Hegav posted:A day after Blatter said there's no "systematic doping in football". Not only does Sepp know there is systematic doping in football, he knows which teams went to Dr Fuentes and asked for it to be covered up.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2013 13:58 |
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BWV posted:I dont really care about doping. It seems the line between doping and certain other medical practices which are considered legal is relatively arbitrary and constantly blurred. I also am suspicious of any argument grounded in an appeal to what a body can "naturally" do, which it seems a lot of anti-doping arguments rely on. (I'm also surprised with how what seems to be a regulatory issue quickly becomes an ethical one for many commentators) Here is the reason doping is a problem in football. Anyone who dies of a 'undiagnosed heart defect' probably was EPO'd up to the gills.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2013 02:44 |
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El Hefe posted:Who cares, they get paid more money in a week than most people in a whole year to kick a ball around a field, the risk is minimal anyway, there are very few deaths in football considering how widespread doping is. How many people dying is too many for you? The people dropping dead aren't the rich ones either usually, its the ones trying to break into the big time.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2013 03:28 |
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El Hefe posted:It happens in literally every sport on earth, some people choose to pretend it doesn't exist but if you like top level sports then you have to accept your favorite athlete is doping. My 'issue' with doping is that while top level clubs condone and make use of it everyone else is forced to in order to compete. There was a doping program discovered at a highschool I used to play rugby against this year. Its getting completely out of hand and idiots like you washing your hands of it is most of the problem.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2013 04:03 |
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There is a Ex Barca CB in literal slavery in England at the moment. Its probably time to have Xavi hold a press conference.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2013 15:02 |
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Its a product of out of control player power and taking Pep's vision to its logical head up rear end ourobos conclusion. The league is a joke and the country is falling to pieces but we need the classico circus so that Sid Lowe can write another 10 thousand words on missing a train. It is kinda cute that the 'pure' club sold its soul to Oil barons as part of supporting the single most egregious act of football governance we have seen since women were banned from English football.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2013 06:21 |
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There is only one god and Armenteros is his prophet. The angles reached down and proclaimed 'Lo! From the heavens the Galacticos shall reign triumphant raised to their glory by the works of euskadian men!'
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2014 21:47 |
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We don't need a manager, just get that mate of my dad's (who happens to launder money for drug kingpins)
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2014 20:16 |
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El Hefe posted:Martino is a great manager and one who's widely respected in South America you moron. It probably was part of the neymar deal, it just hasn't come out yet.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2014 21:21 |
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El Hefe posted:He's in the final of the copa del rey, beat man city comfortably in the cl and hes only 3 points off the lead of la liga... Coming third in a 2 horse race is pretty hilarious.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2014 21:21 |
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Modus Trollens posted:nice melt down El Hefe melting down worse than the spanish tax department's computer calculating how much tax messi owes
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2014 21:48 |
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For 100m even in today's market you should be expecting to get a player who can literally carry a team to victory on their own. Bale did it at Spurs and Ronaldo does it at Real and Portugal. Neymar is a hilarious bust and the ensuing idiocy involving taxes and hidden fees only makes it that much more embarassing.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 01:26 |
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Ninpo posted:Neymar is going to be a flop and anyone who thinks otherwise is a delusional Barca plastic. It was a bad business move, move on. Consider Neymar your equivalent of United buying Veron. I think this is being generous because Veron didn't end up with United in court.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 02:56 |
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Lladre posted:It quite simply is. A bunch of sandy cunts on an internet forum may not think so. Who cares. When I think of paragons of the beautiful game I think of a pack of tax dodging criminals who sold out to a slave state to win the world cup bid for them.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 21:47 |
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Suqit posted:It would be pretty cool if you made any posts in here that weren't about your weird hate for Barcelona. I posted about Osasuna beating Atletico
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 21:56 |
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Suqit posted:Unfortunately that one post is overwhelmingly drowned out by your ridiculous over the top hatred of Barcelona. I am hardly the only person in here berating Barcelona. Would you prefer it to be a whole lot of barca plastics seeing who can fit mes que un dick furthest down their throat?
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 22:02 |
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Was Neymar bought in so that there was somebody less built than him playing as a forward in the CL.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 00:33 |
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Also Muniesa is showuing he can hack it in England. Barca were retarded to let him go.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 17:29 |
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The scariest thing is that Bale coming in has seemed to drive him to even more ridiculous form so he isn't in the shadow of the new top transfer man.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 13:09 |
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El Hefe posted:Barca are doing really well actually, they are still in the CL for one, where's Liverpool? lol they didn't even qualified for it. As much as it pains me to say it I would back Liverpool to tear Barca to shreds currently. The idea of the waffen SSS running at Barca's defenders is quite exciting.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 01:34 |
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El Hefe posted:Yes you do, you're the moral winner. Did you remember to add the funded by the death of football and nepalese construction workers quotient before calculating moral points?
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2014 03:41 |
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El Hefe posted:Hmm Siete a Cero You are always guarenteed a competitive match when a team with a smaller turnover than some clubs in the english third tier is away to a team who are willing to spend 117m on a player they don't even want.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2014 19:10 |
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mackintosh posted:I heard Tito was feeling better. Why would tito go back to the club so toxic it gave him cancer?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 02:38 |
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Lladre posted:That is awesome. Barcelona plastic in hypocritical cuntitude shocker
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 08:37 |
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El Hefe posted:Someone post the Oh No banner from Serie A. There is this nagging suspicion I have about Serie A and maybe the results of matches not being on the level.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 20:56 |
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They will be allowed to sign players while appealing, then the date of the ban will be backdated to when it was announced and then they will remove 6 months for good faith by the board of barcelona. Coincidentally Qatar Foundation sponsor the 2014 World Cup and Barcelona play a closed doors exhibition game for the EXCO.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 12:13 |
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El Hefe posted:Phew, I thought we would had to play Pinto in every game next season. If he was you wouldn't have lost.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 13:09 |
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El Hefe posted:Well yeah but he was when Barca was good enough that teams only got one or two chances per game and they scored at least 3 too. A good team would have kept Muniesa and sold Batra
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 13:27 |
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northward posted:Muniesa that can't get a game for Stoke? He has played for Stoke 14 times this season, only 4 of which were in the Cup.He most recently appeared for most of the game vs Cardiff. He is unlucky that he has Shawcross and Wilson ahead of him at CB and Pieters and Cameron ahead of him at fullback but he is getting chances and he doesn't look lost in the prem, unlike Batra who looks lost in la liga.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2014 01:26 |
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Good to see the players are on board with Rossell's cultural reforms
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# ¿ May 5, 2014 10:06 |
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El Hefe posted:Of course it's the board's fault, who else thought that spending over a hundred million euro on a forward and not signing a single defender was a good idea? You did until you found out the board had lied and it wasn't actually 40m euro and then the tax man said wait wtf and we all did a lol while Messi's dad laundered money for drug cartels.
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# ¿ May 5, 2014 18:02 |
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I don't like that the media are talking about Barcelona being a bastion of anti-racist thought when their own board decided to ethnically cleanse the playing staff.
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# ¿ May 7, 2014 17:30 |
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Morata is a world class tap in merchant
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# ¿ May 17, 2014 16:47 |
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In the last amazing heel turn of the season, I wrote the OP for the la liga thread.
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# ¿ May 17, 2014 23:59 |
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8raz posted:Glad to see my new team, as of today, Atletico are doing well. After the tough times of the 30 minutes when barcelona were up 1-0 you earned that league win, congrats
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# ¿ May 18, 2014 02:04 |
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Spangly A posted:these are not my opinions theyre just what people say when I ask them why they dont like Messi. I'd rather have Cristiano or Garreth because they are alphas who know how to grab a game and demand it go their way.
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# ¿ May 18, 2014 17:14 |
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Xavi steps upo to the microphones after the disasterous round of golf 'Only one team came to play golf today. We drove, we wedged, we putted. We put on a round of golf any person who appreciates the marvelous game could admire. What did they do? I will tell you. They never came to play golf. They ran around chipping divots out of the fairway. It was disgusting to see. They even parked their cart in front of the hole. How can you be proud to play golf that way, it was an insult to such a wonderful course to put on a display like that.'
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# ¿ May 21, 2014 07:39 |
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Chas McGill posted:I have an easier time picturing Xavi at the billiards table than a golf course. He and Iniesta are playing a quiet game which is disrupted by Bale and Ronaldo hootin' and hollerin' too loud at the nearby extra-large pocket American Pool table with a blacklight above it. I have this vision of them playing safeties constantly and never actually sinking a single ball.
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# ¿ May 21, 2014 10:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 05:15 |
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El Hefe posted:Barca wins the Copa Catalunya That is even less prestigious than the emirates cup
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# ¿ May 22, 2014 00:38 |