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NattyBo posted:

Sport and EMD are both reporting it. Sounds not that serious...just, obviously, an iron deficiency which could lead to excess fatigue if not checked

Sorry but Santa Claus isn't real. He's pinning that EPO like crazy now.

Can't believe they'd make it public or how did it leak out? They should really avoid any appearance of blood manipulation. Something silly going on there.

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El Hefe posted:

What?

Neymar had his tonsils removed recently so this might be related to that, not everything has to be doping related...

Barca (and Spain) run an extensive teamwide doping regime and it is basically common knowledge.

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northward posted:

Wheres the proof of this? I mean solid proof and not speculation

http://storify.com/GreggCarter/giggs-boson-s-tweets-on-fuentes-trial-and-doping-i

Spain is doing their very best to cover it up but bits are out there. Makes me wonder if Abidals cancer is related.

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northward posted:

This is all speculation though. There is no solid proof. Present me the proof.

How about you loving read all of it, since there is no way you could have since i posted it. Butt loads of proof there, read the quotes. Testimony given in court is not speculation, You want HD video of Messi injecting nanrdalone or something? Don't ask for something just to wave it off a second later.

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El Hefe posted:

Go post about in the doping thread or start one if there isn't one and stop making GBS threads up this thread if you care so much about it then.

Also stop pretending Spanish clubs are the only ones doing it because I don't see you posting constantly about it in the EPL or Serie A threads, the only time you or tom post here is to either poo poo on someone or to post about doping. You're boring.

I think he is being completely reasonable and you don't need to be getting upset about it. Doping doesn't have to be tolerated and many places are making strides combating it. With the proper punishments it could be limited and less people would die, and that would be a good thing. It's not like the EPO era has led to more exciting matches, I'm sick of watching teams press for 90 minutes choking the life out of matches.

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Christ this is boring to watch

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4 goals in 25 minutes lol at this loving dead league

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tetsman posted:

So stay in bed! (hahahahaha)

haha

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remember when la liga was an entertaining watchable league? pepperidge farm remembers
5-0 RIP

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Literally just have RM and Barca play each other each week this is retarded

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El Hefe posted:

Because of you whiners and poo poo poster is that this thread is dead

God you are annoying

No actually the general public doesn't probably find a match that is 5-0 in the first half very compelling. Will Barca score 10?


lmao loving 6-0 now as i post this

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El Hefe posted:

Bayern beat Barca 5-0 in the semis of the CL last season lol what a poo poo competition that is shut it down Platini

Well we can't speculate on why that was

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joe football posted:

Barca looking sharp against Malaysia XI here, rest of the league has to be worried

So when does La Liga kick off?

lol
and Levante finished midtable last year

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I always wanted to watch the SPL but with more midgets and better weather

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El Hefe posted:

I don't think you're in the camp Nou so you can't make this claim from what you hear on TV



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Chas McGill posted:

What's the best option for watching La Liga online if you aren't in the US and don't have/want Sky Sports? Is Al Jazeera any good?

I would just stream the 2 matches worth watching per season on a free site

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Ninpo posted:

Crikey, that didn't take long.

Neymar: Can't Handle Malaga

He'll be fit soon enough and will be pressing and running the Barca way

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tbp posted:

I liked the Zlatan book but he should have gotten a ghost writer because its terribly written

I like the part where he writes like 40 pages about stealing bikes

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Hegav posted:

Shameful stuff from Barca re: Abidal.

Hopefully he someday tells all of what went on there.

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mynameisjohn posted:

di maria is/was still excellent for Madrid.

Not really.

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Remember when neutrals used to watch this league? Pepperidge farms remembers.
When is the classico?

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s0meb0dy0 posted:

Do we have to do this every time?

He scored 31 goals in 34 games in 2007-2008 at Man U. Guess the EPL was broken that year too.

The last two years combined he scored 22 goals in 22 games in Europe. I guess that continent is broken too.

For all the money imbalance, Barcelona, Madrid, and their players are all just really really good.

31 goals in a league season is not outrageous at all. La Liga is in bad shape and the gulf will widen each year til it becomes the SPL.

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El Hefe posted:

The only time you post in this thread is to say how poo poo the league is or how much doping there is on it.

I really cannot believe how the mods still allow you to post in this thread.

It seems like plenty of posters bring up these same issues actually.

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Chill out Venezuelan Barca fan. I used to enjoy La Liga and would watch it on Sundays, I'm sad to see what it has become, and I think others are too. I don't think I said anything outrageous or even new. I think your problem is actually with me, not my posts. Look within.

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s0meb0dy0 posted:

Mourinho leaves every team in a mess. It's what he does. He's just usually fortunate enough to win SOMETHING before he leaves.

Absolute bullshit

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Winning La Liga was probably a pretty nice achievement for Mourinho

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Hegav posted:

hes a loving idiot and he managed to injure bale, the most expensive player in the world, after like two matches because gently caress letting him get fit before playing him

Bale is on a massive regime and is basically a ticking timebomb imo

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Looks like Bale couldn't hang with Ronaldo in the gym. Probably tried to go too heavy on deadlifts and blew up.

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Jota posted:

Good doctors in Spain

Wow yeah wasn't he chubby before

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El Hefe posted:

Marca has a story that Cristiano has a cryotherapy chamber in his house that allows him to be in -200C temperatures for periods of 2-3 minutes to treat injuries and recover after games.

http://www.marca.com/2013/10/21/futbol/equipos/real_madrid/1382355027.html

:stare:

Cycling teams have been using these at the Tour de France for a few years I think the consensus is they don't do poo poo

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Ninpo posted:

It's amazing how much loving broscience exists in professional sport.

I think a lot of it is to provide deniability as to where performance gains are really coming from, and also to get the placebo effect from athletes who have no clue.

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Gareth Bale will look to do well for his family and friends watching from the Planet of the Apes

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Blue Screen Error posted:

Mods please rename the Clasico The Old Pharm Derby

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im gonna go get coffee and breakfast because they rudeley started this game too early and im mad

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actionjackson posted:

It's not blurry for me, maybe your internet sucks

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Scikar posted:

They can't show live football in the UK until 17:15.

lmao at broken backwards britain

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mynameisjohn posted:

Neymar is a massive bitch

hes not massive anything i think he has AIDS

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