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KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet
I can't understand a lot of what Bates is saying and I have the volume up high.

Edit: when she was slapping her daughter.

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
This loving owns already.

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

:stare: this show holy poo poo.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Well the first couple of minutes does not loving disappoint.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Well this is off to an unsettling start!

New intro loving owns :rock:

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
I remember when Murphy said season 3 would be less dark than season 2.

So much for throwing that out the window in 4 minutes

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

What the gently caress Kathy Bates.
Jesus Christ lady. :gonk:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

Friends Are Evil posted:

OH poo poo he has no eyes! :stonk:

All those poor dudes in the attic :cry:

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
The new intro is awesome. I missed this show :allears:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Amused to Death posted:

I remember when Murphy said season 3 would be less dark than season 2.

So much for throwing that out the window in 4 minutes

I think he meant like lighting wise.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



4 minutes in and this is already the most metal show on television.

Tlacuache
Jul 3, 2007
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.


Reading about the story that character is based on gave me nightmares.

Kathy Bates should be excellent in that part, I already can't wait for the commercial to be over.

KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet

Hollis posted:

I think he meant like lighting wise.

Oh good, it's not just my lovely TV, then.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

drat Violet, gettin' it on! Hopefully not with a dead person this time.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

drat Violet, gettin' it on! Hopefully not with a dead person this time.

Welp.

edit: Off to Hogwarts!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Well, that took a left turn.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh hey, Violet's a witch!

That Rough Beast
Apr 5, 2006
One day at a time...
Witch school~

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
All girls Hogwarts. :getin:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Is that the Crazy 88 squad from Kill Bill? Hahaha

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



I'm sorry, what is even going on?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
I assume those thugs were wearing magic-proof sunglasses

Tlacuache
Jul 3, 2007
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.


Yodzilla posted:

All girls Hogwarts. :getin:

If instead of an owl you got guys in suits kidnapping you. Seems on par.

KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet
Fashion Bitch Memaw.

Russell William Thorpe
Nov 18, 2004
Something tells me this ain't Hogwarts

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Some drat creepy camera work already up in here

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

sithwitch13 posted:

Reading about the story that character is based on gave me nightmares.

Kathy Bates should be excellent in that part, I already can't wait for the commercial to be over.

What character is this?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Heyyyyy! It's Addie!

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Look both ways this season.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



KidDynamite posted:

What character is this?

Madame LaLaurie.

She was known for inflicting brutal torture on slaves at the time.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Lana Winters looks way different as a blonde :stare:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I'm referring to this guy as Not Dylan McDermott from now on.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Wait, stem cells?

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I'm referring to this guy as Not Dylan McDermott from now on.

I honestly thought the same poo poo.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Friends Are Evil posted:

Wait, stem cells?
To bring her back to her red dress days when she hit that kid with her car!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



RIP Not Dylan Mcdermott

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Holy poo poo, Jessica Lange has magic witch powers!

e: And therrrrrrrrrrrrrre's the young makeup! :getin:

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Witches of Eastend...is this the season of witch-based shows? Is that the new 'it' setting?

Also, fun and creepy so far. But comedy...dunno about it.

e:Okay, I was wrong. I loved that introduction of their powers. Voodoo Doll(who shall now be referred to as doll), Clairvoyant, and telekinesis.

Postal Parcel fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Oct 10, 2013

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Of course the butler's called Jeeves.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

American Horror Story: Final Destination

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