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Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
Haha nice Nic Cage shoutout

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"Wasn't this house owned by the guy in 'Face/Off'?"

Hahahahahaha

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Btw, I'm a Jedi-Witch.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"negress"

:allears:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
She actually died in Paris btw if you want to know the real story, also not to keen on them dragging Marie Laveau's name into this but whatever.

This is who she actually is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Laveau

The mother not the daughter I believe.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Are they gonna resurrect Madam Lalaurie? :stare:

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Well, this is going to be a fantastic season.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Over-under that one of the guards gets minotaur-ed/is the reincarnation or zombie of Marie's lover?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Holy poo poo this episode is long. Not complaining though, because it rules.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

That'll teach you to gently caress with witches! :unsmigghh:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Her name is Buck.

KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet
I feel like I've heard this lalala song before. What is it?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
If it's set in New Orleans and it's got witches, they gotta have the Loup-Garou

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rougarou

Or basically, a werewolf.


Woah is she loving that guy to death. :stare:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Welllllllllllp :stare:

screenwritersblues
Sep 13, 2010
Dear god, that's a terrible way to die.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



HOLY poo poo

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
What the gently caress

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Are they gonna resurrect Madam Lalaurie? :stare:

gently caress yeah, Jessica Lange did!

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Wait, has she been alive all of that time?!
Holy gently caress.

Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Well that certainly is a way to go out.

Fake edit: and that's one way bring someone back

:stare:

Tlacuache
Jul 3, 2007
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.


Death vaginas and bitchy Jessica Lange. I love Wednesdays again.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
You can bury Kathy Bates all you want. It doesn't mean she's gonna die.

Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
This season looks very promising.

effervescible
Jun 29, 2012

i will eat your soul
This is going to be the best season. :magical:

Stabitha
Mar 11, 2005

You lookin' at me? Don't.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

gently caress yeah, Jessica Lange did!

They showed a ring on LaLaurie's finger so I think Marie Laveau put some kind of spelled ring on her that forced her to live buried alive forever (well until now).

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

screenwritersblues posted:

Dear god, that's a terrible way to die.

Ok she hosed him but what was wrong with his face? My wife left it on and I'm not caught up on the story.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
When I worked in a video store in high school I swear I watched an anime where some ninja warrior killed someone by tricking someone into having sex with her poison vagina.


e: Ninja Scroll? man now this is going to bug me

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Stabitha posted:

They showed a ring on LaLaurie's finger so I think Marie Laveau put some kind of spelled ring on her that forced her to live buried alive forever (well until now).
Christ, that's harsh!

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Tsinava posted:

You can bury Kathy Bates all you want. It doesn't mean she's gonna die.

You know, right up to the moment the show came on, I had been reading something about the Titanic, and I was like "Oh, hey, it's Molly Brown from Titanic.......:stare: she's definitely not Molly Brown anymore"

Still unsinkable though.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Christ, that's harsh!

Yo, did you forget what she was doing

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
There's nothing more dangerous than a witch with a chainsaw.

foxatee
Feb 27, 2010

That foxatee is always making a Piggles out of herself.

Yodzilla posted:

When I worked in a video store in high school I swear I watched an anime where some ninja warrior killed someone by tricking someone into having sex with her poison vagina.


e: Ninja Scroll? man now this is going to bug me

You're probably thinking of Wicked City, sir.

Also, TAAAAAAATE! :(

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

Retail Slave posted:

Ok she hosed him but what was wrong with his face? My wife left it on and I'm not caught up on the story.

Apparently her witchy power is that when she bangs dudes, they suffer massive hemorrhaging and die. :v:

Russell William Thorpe
Nov 18, 2004
Huh, I thought they were going to reveal that Jessica Lange's character is 200 years old or something. I'm guessing she's the one Kathy Bate's husband was doing.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Retail Slave posted:

Ok she hosed him but what was wrong with his face? My wife left it on and I'm not caught up on the story.

One of the protagonist's powers is inducing massive aneurysms in people by having sex with them.

effervescible
Jun 29, 2012

i will eat your soul

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Apparently her witchy power is that when she bangs dudes, they suffer massive hemorrhaging and die. :v:

I wonder if that happens if she bangs ladies.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if we found out.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
We've got doll, clairvoyance, telekinesis, potions, and supreme. A poison vagina seems inconvenient.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

effervescible posted:

I wonder if that happens if she bangs ladies.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if we found out.

Hopefully it'll be a good version of that Torchwood episode with a similar premise ("sex with attractive woman=death"). :v:

Glasgow
Nov 7, 2009

Must you betray me with a kiss?

Yodzilla posted:

When I worked in a video store in high school I swear I watched an anime where some ninja warrior killed someone by tricking someone into having sex with her poison vagina.


e: Ninja Scroll? man now this is going to bug me

Yes, it was Ninja Scroll. Her skin was poison or something.

Anyway, upsetting as this episode was, I really enjoyed it.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
My wife has the same power as Zoe except that I'll die if I gently caress someone else. :haw:

Glasgow posted:

Yes, it was Ninja Scroll. Her skin was poison or something.

Thank goodness I remembered that from over a decade ago instead of something more important.

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Stabitha
Mar 11, 2005

You lookin' at me? Don't.

Postal Parcel posted:

A poison vagina seems inconvenient.

Well her school is about learning to control your power so maybe at some point she'll be able turn it on and off at will.

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